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"So..." Cammy said as she sat in Cameron's lap. "You're the one that supposedly owns us huh?" She asked. "And the only one I can actually talk to, right?"

"Yep." He said as he scratched behind her ears. "That's me."

"Do you mind me asking why your dad ignored my requests to go outside?" She asked.

"Well he's a Pokemon scientist and comes up with all these stupid useless tools and stuff, but... He doesn't-"

"Doesn't have any common sense at all. Got it." Cammy nodded. "Well that's pretty annoying." She sighed.

"Well I suppose it is... I mean, I wouldn't know because I'm not you, but..." he laughed as he hugged her. "So you're just a normal Pikachu then?" He asked.

"HA!" She laughed. "If normal to you mea- Nevermind." She said.

"Cammy mates with wolves!" Electra yelled out.

"Yes, I mate with wolves..." Cammy sighed, her ears drooping to the sides as she looked up at Cameron.

"Like... An Arcanine?" Cameron asked.

"That's a DOG..." Cammy sighed. "More like Mightyena..."

"What the... How?" He asked. "That's sooo weird in so many ways..."

"Well I don't think so." She said. "He's actually really nice and he cares a lot and stuff." She said.

"Cammy knows a lot about human things. She's really good with complicated big words and stuff and she's a really good spy." I said. "I mean, she's half like Electra as far as the way she eats... The only difference is she has a limit." I laughed.

"Okay mister that's enough explaining." Cammy said as she stuck her tongue out at me.

"Well he asked..." I laughed. "We actually have to go save the world... Sometime within the next, oh I don't know... Soon." I said. "Because there's a Pokemon named Mewthree roaming around and destroying things for no reason..."

"I heard about that..." Cameron said. "I was told that Mewthree hadn't been seen in a while though..."

"I'd hide too if that many people were after me." Electra laughed. "He's probably just hiding."

Cammy flashed her a confused stare, before looking over at me and sighing.

"Yeah... But don't ever expect him to come out of his little hiding spot..." She said. "Because there's no way he's coming back. And he's probably gone by now." She said.

"What do you mean?" Cameron asked.

"She means nothing." Electra said as she stood up. "Nothing at all."

"Well that makes no sense..." Cameron said as he scratched behind Cammy's ears. "I'm not even going to ask..."

"Good don't." Electra said as she hopped down onto the floor. "We've got to go find Mewthree before he does any more damage." She said.

"Wait wait... So Electra's having Pichu?" Cameron asked.

"Yep!" Cammy giggled. "It's really exciting! I mean I know they're not coming for a couple of weeks but... It's still exciting!" She laughed.

"Why don't you have any then?" Cameron asked as he looked down at Cammy.

"Well... To be honest, I don't want to go through the pain." She frowned.

"Pain?" Electra laughed. "You mate with a Mightyena on a regulay basis! What could be more painful than that?" She laughed.

"Well Pichu are bigger!" Cammy said. "Wider..."

"Yeah but you won't have any with Zeke." Electra said.

"I know that..." Cammy sighed. "I just don't want any right now..."

"But it's mating season!" Electra said.

"Which means I can mate with whatever I want to. There's no rule that says I have to have a Pichu." She said. "Not that I don't mate with whatever I want to already... But now I have a better reason!" She said. "Heck, if I can take Zeke, I bet I can take Cameron over here too!" She said as she hopped into his lap.

"WHOA!" Cameron yelled. "That's WAAAAY out of the question!" He said as he picked her up. "Come on now!"

"Well if you didn't hear us like you're not supposed to... Then you wouldn't have heard any of that..." She said.

"Oh come on!" He said as he sat her down next to him on the couch. "You can't be serious about that!"

"I wasn't..." She sighed. "The face that you thought I was is kind of funny though..." She laughed.

"This is getting waaay out of paw..." I said as I hopped down onto the floor. "We're supposed to be looking for something..." I laughed. "We've got to get back to our nest."

"Wait, so... What exactly do you mean by human things?" Cameron asked as he picked Cammy up.

"Everything." She said as she stared up at him. "How you live, your currency, how to read, everything." She said.

"Pokemon can learn how to read?" He asked.

"Oh please." She laughed. "My mate can talk in human language." She said.

"You mean the Mightyena?" He asked.

"Yup." She said. "He translates for Kevin. Our Kevin, not yours." She said.

"Um... Hey guys..." Stryder said as he slowly approached. "Um... I was just thinking... I kind of have no place to go here, because it's... Well nowhere near the colony... Soo..." He said, looking down.

"So you want to stay with us?" Electra said, sighing.

"Well I have nothing else to do..." He sighed.

"Well you're annoying." Cammy said.

"I know that." Stryder said. "But come on... You're the only ones I know here." He said. "At least give me a chance."

"Well even though I don't like you that much... I'm willing to give you another chance." I said. "At least until we get things planned out and get back to our nest..."

"Well if Dallas is fine with it then so am I. Just stay away from me." Electra said.

"I vote no." Cammy said. "But majority rules, blah blah blah... Get in my way and you're back in the ball." She growled.

"What's with all the fighting?" Cameron asked.

"You know..." Cammy said, growling as she wiggled. "You CAN put me down..."

"Oh... Sorry..." Cameron said as he placed her on the couch, laughing. "What's with this guy?" He asked as he waved to Stryder.

"He's an idiot." Cammy growled.

"Cammy's usually happy and cheerful, full of energy and stuff. Stryder's presence seems to change all of that." Electra laughed.

"Yeah, I see." Cameron laughed.

"You know what I don't understand?" Cammy said. "Why was Rice named... Rice?" She asked. "I mean... Rice is food..."

"That's so random and irrelevant." Stryder said.

"Maybe because just like rice, he was destined to become eaten." Electra said.

"Well you know what I say?" I laughed. "I say we get back to OUR nest." He laughed. "And if Cameron wants to come then he can come too." I said.

"Yeah let's go. That way Stryder has to hang around for only a minute or two." Cammy said.

"But..." Cameron said, sighing as he looked around. "My parents will be worried about me." He said.

"Oh come ON!" Electra said as she hopped down off of the couch. "You said so yourself. You have US. And you wanted to be a Pokemon mater or whatever." She said. "So just leave a note saying you went with Dallas to become a Pokemon master." She said.

"That might actually work." Cammy laughed. "Just write up a note saying that you've made up your mind and you've gone off on a journey to become a Pokemon master. Tell her Dallas took you to his nest." She said. "She trusts Dallas."

"Who doesn't..." I sighed. "It's kind of creepy..."

"I bet it is." She laughed. "I wouldn't know because I'm not famous..."

"Okay I sent my dad a text." Cameron said as he put his phone in his pocket. "Where exactly is your nest?"

"Apparently on the other side of the world." I said, laughing. "Sooo... Let's go." I said as I hugged Electra, laughing.

"Yay we get to go back!" Electra laughed. "It's been so long..."

"It hasn't even been a day." I said, laughing as Cammy hopped over and grabbed my tail.

"Okay, so... I just touch you right?" Cameron said as he placed his hand ontop of my head.

"Aaand now me..." Stryder sighed as he hopped up onto Cameron's back. "This should be fine, right?"

"I dunno." Cameron said as he grabbed Stryder.

"Ugh... This is so annoying..." I said as I leapt down off of the couch, out of everyone's grip. "I don't want to be touched everytime I have to go somewhere." He said. "Mew doesn't have to touch us to take us places so I shouldn't either." I said.

"He has a point." Cammy said. "I mean, he's bound to learn it sooner or later."

"Well then why don't you teach him?" Electra asked.

"I have no idea how to do that." Cammy said. "That'd have to be something Dallas figures out on his own."

"Well then... How exactly do I do it?" I asked. "I don't understand how the heck it works."

"How am I supposed to know?" Cammy asked. "I have no clue how you even do it by touching things."

"Maybe it's the same, only... I don't know." Cameron frowned. "I don't even know anything about this."

"Let me try something..." I sighed as I placed my paws together, picturing the house, except I pictured Cammy, Stryder, Cameron, and Electra there with me, positioned in the same way they currently were.

"WAH!" Cameron yelled as he fell over onto his back. "Oh come on! You could have told me I needed to stand up first!" He said as he got to his feet.

"Well... That seemed to work..." I said. "I didn't think it'd work from all the way across the world..."

"Neither did I." Cammy said. "You learn something new everyday I guess..."

"WHOA!" Cameron yelled. "Is this your house!?!"

"Yeah." Cammy said.

"This is awesome!" Cameron laughed. "You have so much more money than us!"

"Well we're also nowhere near where you were..." Cammy said. "So we have no idea how you live and stuff..." She said.

"Well I have some idea of how YOU live." Cameron laughed. "I don't have a problem with staying at all! Where do I stay?" He asked.

"You can stay with me and Zeke I guess." Cammy said as she walked off. "Follow me, the nearest elevator is over here."

"Well we're back..." Electra laughed. "Sooo..."

"So now we go back to Cammy's colony and search for Mewthree..." I sighed.

"Well..." Electra laughed as she fiddled with her paws. "About that..."

"Yes?" I asked, tilting my head. "What is it?"

"Well um... About Mewthree..." She said as she took a deep breath, her right ear falling to the side as she stared at me. "Well..." She said.

"Whaaat?" I asked, laughing. "Just say it.

"Well... We're going to need Cammy to get back there." She said.

I'm starting to think she's hiding things from me...

"No we don't." I laughed. "I mean, we can take her with us, but-"

"FUCK!" Cammy yelled as she came dashing out of nowhere at full speed, whining as she tackled me. "WE LEFT ZEKE AT THE COLONY!" She yelled.

"Riiiight..." I said, laughing as I hugged her. "I forgot about that."

"Well we have to go get him!" She whined.

"Of course!" I laughed. "Let's wait for Cameron to catch up." I said.

"What the heck was that all about?" Cameron asked as he made his way over to us. "What happened?"

"Well my mate is still at the colony." Cammy said. "We need to go get him."

"Well let's go then." Electra said. "We have to find Mewthree too so it works."

"Well yeah." I said, laughing. "Where'd Stryder go?"

"Well we're back to a recognizable place." Cammy said. "He probably left to go do something stupid."

I laughed as I stared at Cammy, before looking at Electra, and then Cameron, but this time, pictured them at the colony, and not me. I smiled as they all disappeared, and I was left alone in the house.

"Ha..." I said, grinning as I folded my arms. "See... I can figure things out..."

"Take me too..." Stryder said as he walked out in front of me. "I have no idea where I am..."

"WHO!" I squeaked as I jumped back. "Dude! Where'd you come from!"

"Just take me." He said as he grabbed my paw.

"Err... Okay..." I said, laughing as I teleported us to the colony, laughing as I let go of his paw. "Now do you know?"

"No." He said as he looked around. "A grass circle?"

"Our colonies merged." I said. "I'm the leader, sooo... This is where we're staying. Because people know of our old location." I said. "Humans can never know the location of our colony, or they'll never leave it alone." I said. "They'll come with their Pokeballs and just hunt us like there's no tomorrow." I said.

"Ugh... Whatever, I'm going to go get used to the place." Stryder said as he walked off.

"Whatever." I laughed. "Go ahead."

"Hey..." Cameron said as he sat down next to me in the circle of grass. "You... Weren't joking about the... Wolf..." He said. "She's like... All over him...? He laughed. "And he talks! I never knew a talking Mightyena existed!" He said. "It's so cool! And he's all friendly and stuff!"

"I know I know." I laughed. "But you're really not supposed to be here." I said. "So I'm going to have to send you back to the nest." I said.

"That's fine with me." He laughed. "I'd love to live there!"

"Well Cammy said she'd let you live with her and Zeke, so that's the second floor." I said.

"Okay." He smiled as I waved to him, before sending him back to the house.

"Dallas..." Cammy sighed. "Everyone's coming... So... Get ready." She laughed. "They're all going to swarm you..."

"Um... Why?" I asked. "Swarm as in... Team up and fight me?" I asked.

"Nooo..." She laughed. "They're all happ-"

"DALLAS!" Someone yelled as they leapt into the grassy area, laughing as they tackled me over, followed by a crowd of about a hundred more.

"Aaaaah hi! What'd I do?" I laughed as I hugged him, confused.

"Dallas you're so awesome!"

"Dallas you're like, the strongest ever how'd you do it?"

"Dallas you saved us!"

"Electra is awesome!"

"I never knew there was a Pokemon this strong!"

"Okay what the hell." I said as I pushed everyone off of me, sighing as I got to my feet. "What is all this about?"

"How do you not know Dallas?" One of them asked.

"You're the best leader ever!" Someone shouted.

"Dallas and Electra will lead us to victory!"

I had no idea what they were talking about, so I just went along with it. Was there a piece of my memories I didn't recover? Was there something I missed?

"Well I just... Did it." I laughed as I scratched the back of my head. "I just... Whoosh... Bam. I just did it." I said.

"You're amazing!" Someone squealed as the crowd began yelling things all at once again.

"Well thanks." I laughed, hugging Electra. "We did it!" I said.

"Yeah, we did!" She giggled.

What the hell are they talking about...

"I have no idea what I did..." I mumbled.

"Electra... What exactly did we do?" I asked, confused.

"Well they don't know about our Pichu, so I have no idea." She giggled.

"Everyone..." I sighed as I made my way to one of the bushes. "Thank you." I said as I spotted one of the holes, smiling as I dropped down onto all fours and crawled inside. I had no idea where I was going, so I just wandered around in the network of tunnels until I came to an open space. There was a Raichu in here, and as soon as he saw me, he went to say something, but stopped upon realizing who me and Electra were.

"Oh... Dallas..." He laughed. "Welcome back! I'm glad you made it!" He laughed.

"Yeah, me too." I sighed.

"Hey, you're not supposed to be in here." He said as he looked to the left of me. "Get out."

I frowned as I looked over at Cammy, who must have followed us in.

"Nono, it's okay, she's with me." I said as I hugged her, wagging my tail.

"Fine." He said as he stared at me, smiling. "At least now I can rest easy knowing the world's biggest threat is gone." He laughed.

"Wait what?" I asked, my ears perking up as I tilted my head.

"Mewthree." He said. "You killed him."

"Um... Nooooo I didn't..." I said, frowning. "He teleported me like a wimpy moron and wiped my memory..."

"But... Everyone says you defeated Mewthree." He said as he looked at Electra. "Didn't you?"

I tilted my head as I looked over at Electra, who just sat there. Cammy stay silent as she looked down at the floor. I slowly walked over to Electra and sat down in front of her, sighing as I looked her in the eyes.

"Electra... What exactly happened after I left?" I asked.

Electra sat there, digging her claws into the ground, silent.

"Electra..." I said calmly. "What happened..."

I sat down as Cammy walked over, and Electra sighed.

"After you left... Mewthree targeted me... He thought that I was caught up in the Chunip... But I wasn't..." She said. "I was only pretending... I planned that out... I knew that whatever he did to you, you'd survive it, so I pretended I was vulnerable so he wouldn't pay attention to me." She said. "After he teleported you, I got up and shook myself off, and as soon as I got up onto my two feet instead of all fours, he was zooming down toward me with an arial ace..." She said. "When he saw that I wasn't rolling in the Chunip, it surprised him, and he stopped a little... Now my plan was to attack him with something while he had you but it didn't work out too well." She laughed. "But he was still coming towards me... And I let him... I didn't know what to do, so I put my paws out in front of me... And I caught him somehow..." She said. "I just... Caught him... I held him by the sides in my paws as he lifted me up with the attack... He was going to slam me into something, and I knew it... So I lowered myself a little and stuffed his head into my mouth..." She said as she looked down. "After I did that, we landed... I wasn't that high anyway, maybe a foot off of the ground, but he was still moving forward and pushing me... I was skidding backwards... I finally gained some traction and I stopped sliding, and I just stood there for a second, until he started struggling... But I held on tightly... I saw one of those purple balls forming in one of his paws... And I bit down... Hard..." She said as she looked up at me. "I bit down softly at first, until I remembered that we were trying to get rid of him... So I bit down hard..." She said, sighing. "And I heard him crunch..."

"Ew." I said, making a face.

"His paws went limp and he struggled, and I tasted his blood... Once I taste blood there's no stopping me..." She said.

"That's the truth..." Cammy laughed.

"So I bit down as hard as I could..." She said. "And I pulled on his body... I was trying to bite off his head, but for some reason I couldn't..." She said. "But I didn't need to... Because... Since he was pulling away, and so was I, and I had my teeth clamped down around his crushed neck... Well... he stopped moving... He just went limp in my paws, and I stood there for a couple seconds, not knowing what to do..." She said.

"And then you ate him..." I said, smiling as she nodded.

"I ate him..." She repeated.

"Wow..." I said, looking down at the dirt as I sighed. "So he's... Gone huh..."

"Yup yup..." She said as she wagged her tail.

"It was kind of creepy watching her eat something so much bigger than her..." Cammy said, smiling. "But it was kind of cool."

"Wait wait wait..." I said, frowning. "So you DIDN'T die?" I asked.

"Of course not." She laughed.

"Wait, you told me you died... And that's how you got to the Pokemon Center I was at..." I said.

"Well I wasn't ready to tell you that I defeated him..." She sighed. "It was surprisingly easy..."

"Then... How DID you wind up there?" I asked.

"Well..." Cammy laughed as she walked up to me, smiling as she leaned against me. "I knew that you were somewhere in the world... Obviously... So... Being as smart as I am, and an ex-Onyx member... I knew the CPU inside and out... Me and Zeke simply got into the CPU and waited. And sure enough, there you were. When you got registered at the Pokemon Center, we saw it on the CPU, which is what I was hoping for. Now, I didn't expect it to be so far away though." She said. "So we put Electra in her old ball and we called the Pokemon Center you'd been registered at. Told them Electra was coming... Then we put her ball in the PC and sent her over." Cammy said, smiling. "Pretty smart huh?"

"Wow." I laughed as I flopped onto my back. "That's... Ugh I don't even know what to say... That's amazing." I laughed.

"Well I thought it was too." Cammy giggled.

"Wait, so if Mewthree is gone... And so is Onyx... Then what do we do now?" I asked.

"Well we can only wait and see..." Cammy sighed. "Maybe someone else in the world will do something stupid that we have to take care of, I don't know." She laughed.

I had a point though. What WERE we to do, now that we'd achieved our goal?

--END Chapter Twenty Three.--