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"Your questions are stupid." Electra said as she stuck her tongue out.

"Stop it, this is serious." Thunder said as he looked down, sighing. "We have to get him there SOMEHOW or he won't be able to train..."

"Well what other Psychic Pokemon are out there that'll be willing to train him?" Bolt asked.

"Well they have to be strong too, and know what they're doing. I mean, we can't just find a Gardevoir and tell it to train Dallas, because Dallas isn't going to get anywhere with that, and a Gardevoir would get destroyed in combat." Thunder said as he sighed.

"You're all so stupid." Electra said as she walked over to me and hugged me. "Dallas can teleport with out the Team Rocket bot thingies." She said as she stuck her tongue out at Thunder. "So he can take us aaaallll..."

"Wow..." Thunder said as he growled a little. "And you didn't tell us earlier because...?"

"Because it's funny when you act stupid." Electra said as she turned toward him. "So tell Dallas where it is"

"It's far away..." he said as he frowned. "I can only describe it... It's on Faraway Island..."

"Faraway Island... Is that some sort of joke?" Electra asked as she grinned. "Who's the moron that named it THAT?"

"Nope, no joke... And I don't know who named it, but the only way we can get there is if I give Dallas a visual..." He said as he shrugged. "I don't see any other way..."

"Well do it." Electra growled.

"Um... It's grassy... and Mew lives there... And there's a stream, and a pond, and a cave..." Thunder said as he looked around.

"This is sooo not going to work..." Bolt said as Electra hugged me, and Bolt grabbed my tail.

"It's NOT working..." I said as I looked at Electra, who smiled at me. "What is the NAME of the place?" I wasn't paying attention...

"I forgot." She said as she frowned.

"Faraway Island..." Bolt said as he tilted his head.

"That's a stupid name." I said as I grinned. "Who named it anyway?"

"That's what I said!" Electra said as she wagged her tail. "How could I forget a place with such a stupid name...?"

"Ugh, be right back, I have an idea." Thunder said as he turned around.

"What do you mean be right back?" Electra asked as she let go of me, growling as Thunder disappeared.

"He annoys me sometimes..." She said as she growled, tracing circles in the dirt with her footclaws.

"Well I doubt he went and just left us, I mean why would he do that?" Bolt said as he held onto my tail.

"Electra, hug me..." I said as I grinned. "I think I know why he did it..."

"Oh really?" She asked as she hugged me, wagging her tail. "Why?"

"Because now I can do THIS." I said as I closed my eyes, concentrating hard as I pictured Thunderpaw standing in a meadow full of grass with a little pond nearby.

"What the hell...?" Bolt said as he let go of my tail. "Dude that's just weird."

"What?" I asked as I opened my eyes, frowning. "It worked, see, I told you..."

"What the..." Thunderpaw said as he stared at us. "How did you...?"

"I followed you." I said as I stuck my tongue out. "I'm better than you think."

"Well you certainly are... I was going to bring back a rock or something and have you teleport to where it came from or something..."

"That would NOT have worked." Electra said as she walked over to him, hopping up as she slapped him in the face. "Stop being stupid! This is serious!" She said as she looked around. "So where is this... Mew...?"

"Ow, quit slapping me... She's not going to come out if there's humans around... So we have to wa-"

"WHERE do you see a HUMAN?" Electra yelled as she hopped up and slapped Thunder on the right side of his face. "Come ON! What the hell did I just tell you about being STUPID?"

"Ow..." He said as he frowned at her. "No humans, none. I don't know why I said that..."

"Exactly!" She yelled as she pointed up into the sky. "We need to call her down!"

"Um..." I said as I looked around. "It's reaaaaally dark here..."

"I didn't even notice that..." Electra said as she frowned. "It's darker than it was at the colony..."

"Because it's far away like I said it would be..." Thunder said, sighing as he cupped his paws over his mouth.

"Meeewwwww!!! Come on out, we need ya!"

All of a sudden, I heard a voice... In my head... It sounded pretty, and would've sounded nicer if it hadn't been for the word it replied with.

"Noooo..."

"Mew come on..." Thunder sighed. "You know who I am..."

"Whoa why is the voice in my head?" Electra asked as she looked around. "Where is it coming from? I can't follow a voice that's in my FREAKING HEAD!" she yelled as she shot a bolt of electricity into the air.

"Team Rocket do bad things to Mew. Make Mew clone and turn it against Mew." She said.

"Well Team Onyx made a mewTWO clone..." He said, sighing. "And it's like, unstoppable... Well, the only one that can stop it is Dallas, and he needs you to train him..." Thunder said, sighing. "Please Mew... Dallas joined Team Rocket because he needed extra powers to defeat mewthree..." Thunder said as he looked down. "If a clone of YOU was tough, just think about how tough this close of mewTWO is going to be!" He said as he looked up at the sky.

"I did not..." I said as I looked at Thunder. "I joined because they said they were against Team Onyx! They gave me the extra stuff because I was... Me!" I said, frowning as I felt something get really close to me, and I could've sworn I smelled strawberries. I tilted my head as I pawed at the air, and there seemed to be nothing there.

"Well you still got psychic powers so it doesn't matter." Thunder said as he looked up into the sky. "Please Mew, we're all going to die if you don't do th-"

"No, the HUMANS are going to die!" Electra said as she grabbed Thunder's tail and puled him down onto his back. "Geez Thunder, Mewthree is NOT after Pokemon, and you know that!"

"MEWWWWWW!!!" Mew yelled as she suddenly appeared out of thin air and tackled me down.

"Dallas!!! It's really Dallas!" she yelled as she hugged me tightly. "Oooooh someone like you can't POSSIBLY be on the bad guy's side!"

"Awww look at it, it's so cute!" Electra giggled as she walked over to me and gently stroked her right paw over Mew's back. "Awww and it's so soft!"

I giggled as Mew kissed my cheek, before floating up and giggling.

"Youuuu need Mewww!" She said as she twirled around in the air. "I'm so glad you're here! I heard you can do psychic moves like meeee now!" She giggled as she floated down and grabbed my paws.

"Yup." I said as I licked her cheek, smiling.

"Mewww!" She giggled as I licked her. "That tickles!"

"Our tongues are rough like sandpaper... How does it tickle..." Bolt mumbled under his breath.

"Um, yeah, so me and Bolt are going to go do some... Things... Because this training isn't for us, so..." He said as he frowned. "Bye!"

"Yeah, leave." Electra said as they both drew circles on their paws.

"FASTER!" She shouted as she growled a little, just as they drew an "X" and disappeared.

"Why is Electra so angry?" Mew asked as she floated over to Electra and touched her nose.

"Eeeee!!!" Electra squealed as she pawed at her nose. "Heyyyy! That's my weak spot!"

Mew giggled as she floated in a circle around Electra, then poked her belly. "Boop!"

"Eee!" She squealed as she pawed at Mew. "Stop it stop it we're supposed to be training!"

"Hehe, mew just wants Electra happy!" She said as she floated up into the air.

"Electra is happy, now Mew has to train Dallas." she said as she pointed to me.

"Hehe, okaaaaay!" She said as she floated down too me, giggling as she patted the top of my head.

"Hehe, Dallas should float upppp like Mew is." She said as she floated up a little.

"I don't know how,, um..." I said as I tilted my head. "What's your name?"

"It's Mewwww!" She giggled as she twirled around.

"Well... Mew... I don't really know how to float around like that..." I said as I looked up at her. "It just sort of... Happens..."

"Exaaaactly!" She giggled as she floated down to me, giggling as she took my paws in hers. "Now imagine that your feet disappeared and you're falling. Aaaahhhh falling and falling... And there's hot lava all underneath you! You're getting closer! And it burns! You can't touch the ground or you'll melt!" She said as she floated up a little, still holding onto my paws. "Hurry Dallas get up!" She said as she let go.

"I don't know how!" I said as I looked to the left, then at Electra.

"Do what I said. Imagine you're on the mooooon/... You have noooo weight anymore." She giggled as she did a little backflip in the air.

"O-okay..." I said as I closed my eyes, picturing myself on the moon. I pictured myself floating around in space, nothing but air under my feet as I looked down at the endless darkness below... And when I opened my eyes, Mew was floating right in front of me.

"Hehe, see?" She said as she took my paws in hers, giggling as she brought me higher and higher. "It might seem weird to be a floating Pikachu, but it's noooot." She smiled. "Now, I'm going to let go of your paws and float away a little." She said as she smiled. "Ready?"

"Y-yeah..." I said as I nodded, and she let go/

"Now come over here." She said as she floated backwards about five feet, giggling as she held out her paws.

"What, do I have to swim to move?" I asked as I pawed at the air.

"Swim? No silly! I don't swim to move!" She laughed as she twirled around again. "You gotta imagine that you want to move, picture yourself moving forward!"

I nodded as I thought hard, picturing myself floating forward in the air, which was a silly thought, but it's what she said to do, soo...

"And- EEE!" She squealed as she floated up, just in time as I zoomed toward her and smacked into a tree. Oddly enough, I was still in the air.

"Ow..." I said as I pushed off of the tree and moved backwards, frowning. "How the heck did that just happen?"

"Well you went too fast! You gotta think about going sloooow!" She giggled as she twirled around again.

"Well he moved backwards fine..." Electra said as she looked up at me.

"Well how do I even do that?" I asked as I looked at her, frowning. "I can't do it, it just doesn't make sense to me..." I said, not even realizing that I was floating towards her. "I mean, I can picture myself moving forward, but it doesn't do anything." I said as I looked down, frowning as I watched things go by. "Wait... I'm..."

"Moving." Mew said as she grabbed me and hugged me, giggling. "See? You can do it just fine!"

"Yeah, but I wasn't thinking about moving when I did it! I just... Moved..."

"Well I don't think about it eeeeeither! It just haaaappens!" She laughed as she twirled around again. "It's natural for mewww."

"Well maybe I got the hang of it early then?" I said as I tried to spin around.

"Well maaaaaybe!" She said as she floated backwards a few more feet. "Try agaaaain!"

I nodded as I leaned forward a little. "It's just like walking, only in the air..." I said as I slowly made my way over to her. I didn't even have to think about anything while I did it, it just... Happened because I wanted it to...

"See? Being psychic is cooool!" She said as she hugged me. "You're getting the hang of it!"

"Hey, I wanna float too!" Electra said as she lifted her paws. "Take me up there too!"

"Okay!" Mew giggled as she floated down to her, giggling as she took her paws and floated up a little. "Rrrrrngh..." She said as she tugged and tugged, frowning as she let go. "Heyyy you're like, really heavy!" She said as she did a little front flip in the air. "Mewwww can't pick you uuuup!"

"Aww... So I can't fly?" She asked as she looked down, her ears drooping to the sides as she sighed.

"Noooo... Mew never said you couldn't fly! Mew said Mew couldn't lift you!" She giggled as she floated back down to her, taking her paws as a little pink light began to glow around Electra, and she slowly began to lift up off of the ground.

"Heeeyyy this is weeeeird..." Electra said as she wiggled her feet.

"It's nooot weird." Mew giggled as she let go of Electra's paws. "It's coooool!"

"Yeah, it is..." Electra said as she smiled. "How do I move?"

"Well I have to move you!" Mew giggled as she gently lowered her to the ground. "But Dallas can do it later if I train him right." She said as she turned to me, smiling as she took my paw. "Okay, this is kind of cheating, but I'm going to copy some of my flying memories onto you so that it'll be easy!" She said as she took my other paw into hers and leaned in close. I could hear her purring as she looked me in the eyes, and I smiled at her, thinking I was only getting a memory.

What I got, was a kiss, right on the mouth. She slowly moved her head towards mine, and let go of my paws as she put her arms around me and passionately kissed me. I felt her tongue push its way into my mouth, and I accepted it. Not only because I didn't want to upset her, but also because I kind of liked her too. She was so kind and playful... and stuff... That, and it tasted like strawberries. And I love strawberries.

I glanced down at Electra, who stared up at us with her head tilted, obviously confused. Knowing she wouldn't mind, I retaliated on Mew, and pushed my tongue into her mouth as well... She let out a soft meow as I put my arms around her, and her tail curled around mine as we made out in the air. A soft, florescent pink glitter circled around us as we kissed, and after a couple seconds, and a few loud slurping noises later, it moved above us and rained down on my head. I felt a little tingle as it soaked into my fur, but other than that I felt fine.

"Dallas this is weird... I thought you were training your moves, not your... Other moves... I mean, training on how to mate is always helpful, but why would you want to mate with mewthree?" She asked as she tilted her head the other way. "Unless you're training on how to use attract..."

I couldn't help but giggle inside as she said that.

"But you don't make out with the enemy when you use attract... Or it would ALWAYS work..."

"Mewwww..." She said as she pulled away, purring softly as she stared into my eyes. "How was it Dallas?"

"Well if you're talking about the memory transfer thingy..." I said as I looked down, smiling. "It worked... And if you're talking about kissing me, that also worked..." I said as I wagged my tail.

"Hehe, you taste peachy!" She giggled as she twirled around in the air, doing a little front flip before circling around me. "And you smell nice too! Plus your peepee is coming out." She giggled as she circled me, smiling.

"AH!" I squealed as I covered my half erect member with my paws.

"Well you sat there and- No, FLOATED there, and sucked his face... What'd you expect?" Electra said as she sat down in the grass.

"You taste like strawberries... My favorite fruit..." I said as I moved forward and hugged her, smiling as she hugged me back.

"Oh, so now it's okay that he has an erection, right? We address it and embarrass him, and now all of a sudden it's fine..." Electra said as she looked down. "Whatever... I'm not even going to say anything..."

"Seeeee? It worked!" She giggled as she floated backwards a little, wrapping her tail around me and giggling. "Noooow what do we train?"

"Well I suppose we could train our attacks..." I said as I poked as her tail, smiling. "And then we can call it a night and go to sleep."

"Well sure!" Mew giggled as she unwrapped her tail, smiling as she floated up to me and licked my cheek. "Mewwww will just give you a move then. Hehe, it's what I use to disappear!"

"You can disappear?" I asked as I tilted my head.

"Well duuuuh!" She laughed as she touched my nose. "It's how I keep out of sight of the humans! Because they're all like "Ohhh floating pink kitty I wanna pet it!" And I'm all like "Mewwww!!!" And they're all like "Awwww it's so cuuute..." And then I float away and they try to capture me with those balls. So I have to teleport to my home, which Is here, because no humans come here, and... I wanna explore without having to be swarmed by humans that wanna catch me." She said as she did a little front flip. "And I aaaaalways wanted to have a baaaaby Mew" She said as she got really close, giggling as she slowly licked my cheek.

"Go ahead, we could use another Mew in the world... You're so cute and stuff..." Electra said as she looked up at us and smiled.

Her tongue was just like ours... It was rough and spiky and... Her fur was so soft... She must take really good care of it...

"You must take really good care of your fur, it's really nice..." I said as I smiled at her.

"Mewww!" She squealed as she flew up and did a few circles in the air. "Thank you sooo much! I try sooo hard to keep it clean!" She said as she hugged me tightly, giggling.

"You know, your strawberry scent makes you smell reaaaally appetizing..." Electra said as she licked her nose.

"Come on Electra..." I said as I looked down at her, sighing. "Mew isn't food..."

"Yes I aaaam!" She giggled as she circled around me. "Anything can be food, even you!" She said as she poked my belly. "Even mewwww is food!"

"See, she's food, she wants me to eat her." Electra said as she folded her arms. "Free good tasting food."

"I might be food, but I don't want to be eeeeaten." She giggled as she floated down and circled upside down around Electra. "Looots of things eat me because of my strawberry taste." She giggled as she placed her paw over Electra's nose. "But Mewww can't die by being eaten, so I aaaalways teleport away." She giggled as she rubbed her paw over Electra's nose. "But then my fur is all eeeewwie, and I have to cleeean it." She said as she pressed her paw against Electra's mouth. "Hehe, but I have speeecial water that cleans me up! So you can taste." She said as she pushed her paw into Electra's mouth.

"Err, I don't think that's a good idea..." I said as I flew down towards them, frowning.

"Mmmmm..." Electra purred as she grabbed Mew and pulled her toward her, putting softly as she sucked on her paw.

"Mewwww it tickles!" She giggled as she swayed her tail from side to side. "Hey! Your tongue is rough just like mine!"

"I thought you noticed that when we kissed." I said as I smiled, wagging my tail. "I noticed when you licked my cheek..."

"Well now I know!" Mew giggled as she pulled her paw out of Electra's mouth and floated over to me, giggling as she shook it off.

"Hey, why did I let go? I didn't want to let go! You taste so good! I wanna eat you!" Electra whined as she jumped up and down. "Come onnnn you cheated and made me let go with your weird force thingies!"

It's not a weird force thingy, it's a move I know. Hehe, and Dallas is going to learn it sometime..." She said as she looked up at the sky. "But the sky is daaaaark because the sun went aaaalll the way down there." She said as she did a little backflip. "Mew mew mewwww..."

"Well maybe we can learn more tomorrow?" I asked as I tilted my head, smiling.

"Well if you want to..." Mew giggled as she floated down and lay down on the ground, giggling as she rolled onto her back.

"Do you ever walk?" I asked as I landed on the ground and walked over to her, smiling as I sat down next to her.

"Walk? Walking is stupid!" She said as she sat up and smiled. "Mew rarely walks."

"Well floating takes less energy than running does, so it would make sense..." Electra said as she sighed. "Why can't I be a floaty 'Chu..."

"Well because Dallas is speeeecial!" She said as she patted my head. "He's a special 'Chu!"

"Well I know that, but I'm special too!" She said as she folded her arms.

"Well yeah, but Dallas has the stuff he needs to float around! Because he's a psychic type too!"

"Well that's true..." Electra said as she smiled.

"Heeeeeyyyy! Let's all go to my nest!" She giggled as she grabbed one of my paws, and then grabbed Electra's tail, and then very next second we were in a well lit cave. The light was coming from a bunch of Lanturn that were swimming around in the many ponds that were scattered around the place. There was nice, fresh green grass everywhere, despite it being almost winter, and it was abnormally warm inside here, not to mention the flowers that grew around each pond thing.

"Awwww it's so pretty in here!" Electra giggled as she dashed over to one of the little ponds. "Look at all the lighty fishies!"

"Yup!" Mew giggled as she floated over to her, smiling. "Nooo eating my fishies!"

"I wasn't going to." Electra said as she frowned.

"You were thinking it!" Mew said as she pouted.

"Okay fine, since you asked, I won't." She said as she walked over to the middle of the den and lay down. "I'm tired, so I'm going to sleep."

"Yeah, me too..." I said as I made my way over to Electra, but was tackled down by Mew before I could get there.

"Hehe, youuuuu can sleep after we have a little psychic fun!" She giggled as she licked my cheek.

"Psychic fun?" I asked as I tilted my head. "What?"

"We're going to mate! And have a baby Mew!" She giggled as she grabbed me and rolled over, so that she was underneath me, then pulled me down and kissed me.

"Okay, but what does that have to do with psyc-"

"Shhh..." She squeaked happily as she kissed my cheek gently, letting out a soft meow. "Just enjooooy it!'

"I should be saying that to YOU!" I laughed as I gently kissed her back, smiling. "Are you sure you want this?"

"Duuuuuh I'm sure! You're only like, the most powerful Pikachu ever! With psychic moves too!" She giggled as she wrapped her tail around me.

"Well... Okay..." I said as I lay down ontop of her, purring softly as I kissed her on the mouth. "Let's do this then..."

--END Chapter Ten.--