not your average morning

Story by commisiar on SoFurry

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NC17 for safety reasons

This is mean't to be a erotic comedy of the average day in my fursonas household.

An average morning? No!


Tick Tock Tick Tock

Was the sound of a holographic clock as a man stirred his arms wrapped around his wife and daughters waist. His tail flickered briefly back and forth as he felt his daughter's fingers fingering his anus.

He opened his golden hazel eyes saying "naughty girl Kris but I love you either way!"

His daughter stirred smiling saying "good morning father, still tight aren't you?"

He mewled as she slowly began to spread him as her cock began to harden her grail tail swished rapidly feeling his tailhole. She was a beautiful wolfess and a hermaphrodite even though she used to be a skeleton key for men. She grimaced internally still slightly remembering her past and clamped down on those memories hard and locked them away in her mind.

It wouldn't have been possible if it wasn't for her father, and seeing him without wearing his weights made him look like a monster. He was six feet high, packing an eight pack, while his arms could easily make ripples in his shirts as did his legs. The reason being was he worked hard on doing his job and side jobs as being a S.W.A.T was a very demanding and serious job in New York.

Her father was a rather dark in personality, cynical, blunt, and angry when enraged. Knowing different fighting styles and meditation abilities as well as teaching her if she wanted to. She did and she never looked back on her old life, drugged, brainwashed, being a toy for men.

She closed her eyes and shivered even as her father gently pulled her up closer and gave her a kiss.

She moaned enjoying It as her tail wrapped around his waist feeling his silver fur. He broke the kiss as he nuzzled her saying "sh, I can't heal everything including the scars done to yourself. I'm sorry if whatever happened caused you to feel that! You should feel joyous thoughts after all..."

She licked his cheek as she whispered "I know, the scars will heal but. It still hurts deeply knowing that I was propagandized. At least those bastards paid for everything including their lives..."

She smiled darkly as he did and gently asked "care to straddle me and have fun?"

She placed a hand on her belly and answered "sure, it's been a while since I had your seed in my womb. I still find it weird knowing that you're a bydo hybrid but I can't see the difference!"

Her father sighed and added "the bydo lore states that their DNA is very similar to humans and whatever they replicate. If it wasn't for the bydo silicon I would have died a true martyr. Ugh I do not like saying that word one bit..."

She raised an eyebrow and he replied "it was before I was married to your mother, I was dating her at the time with the occasional sex of which she started. I was smitten with her and well we both fell in love on that same day. We did it in the Enforcers infirmary and lost our virginities that day to!"

Kris let out a soft giggle as she slowly straddled him her cock was hard as well. She slowly slipped onto his rod and sighed in bliss feeling his large girth inside her walls once more. He gently smiled as he slowly began to stroke along her cock and added "we have to do this quietly; Jayce has had a bad night and I am willing to make sure he stays happy along with the other two!"

Kris slowly bobbed her hips up and down before panting as she began to ride back and forth slowly. She merely added "did you sterilize yourself again? Even with your powerful psionic abilities you do forget things after all..."

He merely shrugged his shoulders saying "I can remember most things, forget others, so thanks for reminding me after all your in heat again..."

She flushed saying "I know, I sort of fucked you when you were sleeping and used your ass. I didn't want to get pregnant after all!"

He blinked saying "so that is why I feel warmth in my colon, don't worry I'm not mad at you because it would have happened anyway!"

She rolled her eyes saying "you were expecting me to dominate you again weren't you?"

He merely smiled before grunting as he closed his eyes and quickly sterilized himself. He merely added "Of course! Being in heat can drive your mother crazy as well and well she loves bondage and taking advantage of the situation. It's not her fault that her heat makes things nigh unbearable like yourself. Of course you always use my hole whenever you are close to being in heat after all. When we had Chris your mother rode me for 2 hours of nonstop sex, her abdomen was the size of half a medicine ball!"

She snorted and laughed softly before feeling her bodies core increase in heat. She moaned and groaned as he grunted while bucking his hips. His cock head slipped through her cervix gently before bobbing up and down feeling her tunnel start to squeeze him tightly.

He gazed into her eyes as she smiled warmly down at him and she flushed seeing pure love and passion within his own. She had dyed her hair blue to look like her mothers and watched as he slowly sat up and wrap his arms around her waist slowly.

She felt her heart pound as she gazed deeper into his eyes, the same eyes reserved for her mother. She rested her head on his right shoulder as he gently pulled her closer to him.

He smiled while gently rocking her quietly and kissed her cheek before nipping her neck.

Her grey fur felt wonderful against his body just like her mother and he wondered when she would eventually awake from her slumber. He smiled at his daughter as he whispered "I love you Kris..."

She gently nuzzled him before saying "I love you to daddy..."

His knot slowly swelled as she increased the pace her bum making gentle smacking sounds against his hips. His knot eventually lodged in place and his sterilized seed started to fill her womb. It slowly began soaking every single nook and cranny all the while it never did create any pain for her despite his large size. Easily 8 inches long and thick as his wrist he was a bit proud of it but not so much.

Kris felt her belly expand slowly and moaned as his right gripped her shaft and gently pumped it. Her cock was a beast in her own right easily six inches and as thick as a soda can. Her size was only possible thanks to her new nutrition and diet of which her parents wanted her to take. She loved them both for it as well deeply and never wanting to leave their sides at all.

Her father enjoyed the afterglow and slowly pulled out after her knot deflated. She smiled softly as he released her before slowly lowering his head and took her into his mouth. She gasped and moaned feeling his head bob up and down. Giving her oral was always a way to set her on edge and a way for her to enjoy herself completely.

She moaned and groaned before saying "I'm going to cum father!" and did so squealing feeling her seed shoot out her cock and into his mouth as he deep throated her and slowly swallowed her seed.

She panted before arching her back as he inserted four fingers into her wet snatch and began to finger and masturbate her. She squealed as her bodies core pounded rapidly before her legs buckled and she shouted out "DADDY!" as she finally climaxed herself.

He removed his mouth seeing her go limp before licking his muzzle clean as he smiled warmly at her and removed his fingers.

She panted as she rolled onto her side sloshing as she did so. With her tongue sticking out she smiled at her father with one eye looking at him as his smile widened as well.

Around Breakfast time her mother rolled her golden eyes while adjusting her glasses. Their son giggled softly before saying "sis it's funny when you slosh about!"

Kris rolled her eyes as her father replied "now now Chris there is no need to tease your sister. Even though she does sound like a boat on the water sometimes..."

His wife was a wolfox with natural blue hair she had dark grey fur and a creamy weight undercoat of fur. Standing five feet four and a solid F cup, she worked as an enforcer or the police force known in the common wealth. As he eyed her he smiled softly seeing her hidden sorrow as she stared into his own eyes.

Apart from his friends and daughter only his son was spared the grief of his life. His wife was always dominative in bed because of her rough and bad past. His own past wasn't very well either a bit worse than his lovers actually. He would rather not talk about his daughters past as she would rather keep it locked away and throw away the key.

He smiled softly seeing one of the guest room doors open and heard the yawns of his three tenants and friends.

A blue muscular wolf easily as tall as him with baby blue eyes exited the door first. He was wearing black shorts fingerless black gloves along with black bands and a sleeveless black shirt he was called Zume. He smiled at him as the other two exited the room being a Doberman that was larger than him with a brown undercoat wearing the same clothes and blue eyes named Kobe. While the other was a yellow fox who was slightly smaller than the wolf with green eyes named Jayce. Of course being a fox he had black feet and paws as he excitedly ran into the kitchen and sat down at the table.

Evan chuckled saying "good morning Kobe, Zume, and you to Jayce. So how did you sleep last night?"

Jayce yawned saying "bad, I guess that is what I get for trying shrooms at bed time on a dare!"

Sheana raised an eyebrow saying "I'm sorry shrooms?"

Evan slapped his forehead and laughed saying "it's slang for mushrooms, you see some mushrooms can cause well hallucinations and they can be very weird. You must have had the weirdest dream ever!"

Jayce merely huffed saying "oh it was alright. I dreamed I was staring at a field of bananas that looked odd. One of them was this weird computerized looking banana which suddenly broke into a song. Have you heard of the song its peanut butter jelly time?"

He watched as he fell out of his chair laughing and Kris flushed red feeling embarrassed. Evan continued laughing saying "PFT AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA! Oh god that song! It's a song made by the buck wheat boys and it's hilarious! Oh thank god it wasn't surfing bird or I'm on a boat my sides are killing me! AHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA"

Jayce twitched before seeing him pound the floor. He continued pounding it before shouting "GAH!" as he fell through the floor. They stared and sweat dropped hearing a cat, an accordion, a piano, chickens, a pair of falling dumbbells, and a sound of a hub cup before hearing "I'm okay!" causing Kris and her little brother to laugh their asses off as they smacked their foreheads at the absurdity of it.

Sheana rolled her eyes seeing him jump out of the hole and muttered "eh old fashion cartoon fun who knew?"

Zume shook his head saying "you and the fourth wall never understood each other do you?"

Evan looked away and answered while speaking to nothing "now that ladies and gentle furs is the dumbest thing I have ever heard!"

Jayce face planted causing his face to hit the table and Evan looked them saying "what?"

Sheana twitched saying "Evan do I need to hit you with my frying pan again?"

His face turned comedic as he shook his head and answered "NO!"

Chris snorted as he whispered "is he driving mom up the wall again?"

Kris snickered saying "yes, these mornings are funnier to watch then TV!"

Sheana growled saying "sit back down right now!"

Zume held back ever growing laughter as he watched him sit back down an ever present halo around his head as well.

Kobe chuckled saying "it sounds like you know about what shrooms does to a person right?"

Evan blushed saying "maybe, I have an old high school friend named Tom Stuts. Anyways I've met him on the bus I take to college before and talk about things. Anways he talked about how the sophomore assembly was the funniest thing in school history. You see the JROTC students smuggled in a large bottle of shrooms..."

Jayce closed his eyes as they listened carefully and Zume whispered "oh this is going to be good!" holding back his laughter as did Kobe.

Evan struggled with his laughter and continued "anyways a guy that was supposed to be up front in front of everyone scarfed more then half the bottle while carrying his sword. So he's staring at everyone in the assembly all twitching as he was imagining that everyone in the room was running onto the stage and swarming him. The Sergeant the whole time was staring him as if to say "Stop freaking out Jamey stop freaking out Jamey" oh god it was hilarious!"

They all burst out laughing and Kris was pounding the table with her right fist. Tears of mirth were rolling down her face along with her little brother as they howled in laughter.

He laughed as well as Sheana laughed as well. He eyed his children and merely flushed seeing that Kris was wearing a brown coat along with her raised hood. He wouldn't dare tell her to wear something else, he isn't like most people who are picky wearers.

They eventually stopped their laughing before Jayce asked him "I've never heard of surfing bird or I'm on a boat. The latter must be hilarious at least to adults!"

Evan shrugged his shoulders and answered "it is but it does contain some heavy profanity. I wouldn't sing it here or else my mate would chase me around the neighborhood with her frying pan again!"

Jayce snorted saying "that would be hilarious but don't you use that for training? In speaking of which do you see the entire city as a training ground? I've seen you jump across rooftops and each day you gain more distance as your body gets strengthened slowly..."

Evan smirked saying "let me tell you a secret, all the bodies internal energies including mana or photon energy as mine is called begin as what they are energy. The more control you have the more the energy wells spread small streams into the muscles and strengthen them. Zordiarc users like ourselves knowing that I had to unlock it for you three have these channels, the more you train the more these spread until even subconsciously. You could survive something like a 6 story fall or getting hit by a large bus however a cement truck would take a lot more time to heal..."

Jayce raised an eyebrow saying "that's insane and you really do use the entire city as a training and playground?"

Evan shook his head and answered "well yes, only when I am on the job. Being an S.W.A.T isn't an easy task as most people point out. A SWAT officer is usually required for the more dangerous situations not done by the cops themselves..."

Soon enough he started cooking all the while Kris stared at her father's deliciously tight silver furred rump. Her mother noticed her gaze and rolled her eyes saying "your hormones are acting up again Kris!"

Kris merely shook her head even as Chris giggled softly. She merely spoke "well excuse me for having these feelings suppressed from a horrible past. I can't help myself really knowing that father has a very tight ass!"

Zume smirked saying "yes, yes he does. It doesn't help knowing his bydo genetics make him as tight when he lost his virginity now that's tight!"

Evan looked over his shoulder before swaying his hips and moving his tail in slow deliberate circles along with his ass. He had to hold back his laughter seeing his daughter track it with her eyes before getting as hard as steel by the tent in her jeans.

He ducked the frying pan aimed for his head as Sheana replied "Evan stop teasing your daughter! You know very well she has a dominating fetish and I better not see you sneak her into a brothel for her to have fun again by accident!"

Now that day had been downright humiliating and embarrassing, his daughter knocked up more then 50 females when he first brought her to a brothel. It wasn't his fault that he was getting something to drink and she slipped away. The last thing He heard was that the brothel was expecting more children and a very content smile on his daughters face.

He blushed up a storm explaining "I only brought her there to see what it was like to the honestly nicest and least corrupt Brothel in the city. I did not expect that the Brothels population skyrocketed afterwards because she snuck away to do her dominative fantasy fetish!"

Kobe rolled his eyes as Jayce held back his laughter and added "did you get in hot water?"

Evan rolled his eyes saying "no but Kris here has a lifetime stud pass to it should she ever go there again. It turns out most of them like a dominative and rough partner!"

Jayce lowered his head as he whispered "oh god you guys are sex nuts, well except for your son of course!"

Kris merely smiled saying "that day was heavenly and being dominative was a lot of fun. I still have the leashes and collars besides the kind that father and mother have!"

Apart from their son the entire family was all sex lovers. Her mother had a fetish for incest between her father and her. Her father has a fetish for mistresses while she had hers for domination, in order to control her fetish she often pounds her father's ass. She only snuck away one time and she splurged never knowing how many women she knocked up in the process. Needless to say her father was deeply embarrassed when it happened even though he was secretly proud of her.

Jayce rubbed his forehead saying "you know what? For once I want to eat breakfast without something sounding like a comedy to happen!"

Evan shrugged his shoulders and raised his head. He stared saying "why are their pig tracks on the ceiling?"

They stared before hearing footsteps in the living room and stared. They stared at a yellow fat man with some curly hairs holding a pig on the ceiling and while singing.

"Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web no he can't he's a pig look out! He's the spider pig!"

He vanished from view and then they all face planted while Kris and her little brother howled in laughter once more. Her father pulled himself upright and muttered "yep not a chance in hell from having a normal morning!" causing his daughter to fall out of her seat and roll on the floor laughing hysterically.

As soon as the clock reached 8:00 Zume stretched his muscles and added "well we have to hit the road. Club Zero Blue isn't going to protect itself!"

Evan waved them off and watched as all three left taking their hover car to work. He smiled softly and his daughter asked him "daddy do you have to work to?"

He gently walked over and hugged her and gave her a kiss of which her little brother gagged at. He broke off the kiss before answering "not yet, I could have time for a round with you and your mother at the same time!"

He got smacked by her frying pan that she quickly took up as she added "not in front of Chris you're not!"

He quickly started running around the table as she started chasing him with it and out of the house. Chris rolled his golden hazel eyes and cracked "well there goes the neighborhood!"

Causing her to roll her eyes before laughing hysterically, he gave her an incredulous look before following as well.

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