Weddings Suck

Story by Darokko on SoFurry

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This is was happens when you get pent up and your best friend gives you a good idea...


"I dun know why ya had ta drag me along..." Complained the large bear, stroking his orange beard idly as he scanned the packed church.

"No one else would come along and I didn't feel like going to this debacle alone." The short kangaroogan beside him had whispered loud enough so only the bear could hear.

"What about Xander, or Brant? Hell, I know Arc is here." The bear said, tugging and adjusting his anchor cufflinks.

"They had to work, and Arc is more than likely tending to Tyson right now." The Kangaroogan flattened his tall ears as he spoke. "Look Jer, I don't want to be here either, but thanks for coming to keep me company."

Jer's stern expression softened a bit as he wrapped a thick arm around his friend's shoulders. "Ah dun worry about it Boyo, it's not your fault that weddings are so god awful."

"Yeah, and to make it worse I hate Tyson's cousin, I don't know why he even invited me. Well, the upside is I get to see you in a kilt." The smaller male nudged his friend in the side with a smirk.

"You've seen me in a kilt before." Jer rolled his eyes as he led the Kangaroogan into the hallway and away from most of the people.

"I have, but never in a formal setting." The kangaroogan said as he smoothed down the lapels of Jer's jacket and reached up to dress his bowtie. "You make it look good."

A wide grin stretched across the bear's thick muzzle as he brushed a bit of invisible dust off the smaller male's own jacket with a heavy paw. "Well I have to say ya don't look half bad yourself, mister Darokko."

"Thanks, though one thing is on my mind." Darokko said with a raise of his brow. "Are you wearing it like a true Scotsman?" The kangaroogan crossed his arms and looked up at his friend with an expectant smile.

"I was on your mind was I?" The Bear teased and huffed, trying to make his already thick accent even more apparent. "And once again, I ain't Scottish."

"You know what I mean, Jeral." Darokko snorted softly, his smile growing wider.

The bear looked up from Darokko, scanning the hallway before taking the kangaroogan's paw and placing it at the hem of his kilt. "Find out for yourself, lad."

"In a church? I'm sure there are rules against that."

"Well, ya haven't moved your paw away yet, now have ya?"

Darokko pressed his fingers against Jer's thigh, rubbing against the blue fur softly as he searched for someplace they could be alone for a while.

"Coat room?" Darokko asked, motioning toward a plain looking door a few feet away.

"Coat room." Jer repeated, wrapping a strong arm around Darokko once again and leading him into the small room.

For being a coat room, the closet-like space was barren of coats, which was some good news for the cramped bear who was taking a moment to adjust himself in the tight space.

"This wasn't the best idea now that I'm in here." Jer said, flicking on a tiny light as he rolled his shoulders until he managed to get them into a fairly comfortable position against a row of shelves.

"It's not so bad." Said Darokko, his frame much smaller, sliding in easily alongside the bear.

"Easy for you to say."He said with a huff, planting his foot against a counter behind Darokko, allowing the small man a peek of what was under his kilt.

"Aw, no foreplay?" Darokko teased, tugging his jacket off and handing it to Jer, who neatly set it aside. The bear smiled at the sight of suspenders under the roogan's jacket, giving a strap a playful snap before speaking.

"I ain't staying in this closet for hours and hours, lad. So how about you make this wedding trip worth my while and I'll see what I can do for you." Jer's voice was low and husky, his deep Irish accent making the words drip with sheer lust. The kangaroogan only smirked and laid his tall ears flat against his head, before kneeling before his friend, his eyes trying to focus though the shadow cast by the kilt. Silently, Jer pulled his kilt up against belly, exposing his half hard manhood to his friend. The uncut member itself was purple and the bear's balls were a soft yellow, all of it surrounded by bright orange crotch fur.

"You still have the most colorful junk I have ever seen." Darokko mused as he reached up to cup the bear's heavy balls, a soft groan escaping their owner.

"Yeah, ya have a habit of telling me every time ya see it." Said the big bear with a short chuckle, settling back against the oddly sturdy shelves behind him as he enjoyed the feeling of having his balls fondled. "Ya know, for having such small paws, yer pretty good with them."

Darokko furrowed his brow as he watched himself grope Jer, his paws indeed looked small when compared to the bear's shaft, his fingers unable to touch around the stiffening cock. "My paws aren't small, you just are big."

The bear grinned at the roogan's words, a bit of pride swelling in his chest along with his dick. "You have a habit of telling me that too." Said Jer, flexing the hidden muscle to make his cock leap and surge with blood in his friend's grip.

"Don't let it go to your head, mate." Darokko said as he gave the shaft before him a few soft pumps, the foreskin rolling back and forth over the dark purple tip."

"Well, it looks like it already went to my head, now doesn't it?" Jer couldn't resist chuckling at his own joke as he thrust lightly into Darokko's paw.

"Oh, shut up." Darokko said shaking his head but laughing himself.

"Ya know how to make me shut up...Kinda" The bear tossed a quick glance down toward his cock, then grinned at his friend.

Darokko chuckled lightly before leaning in, taking in the thick scents of the bear's masculinity and arousal before rubbing his cheek over the shaft affectionately. The simple act drew a soft moan from Jer, watching his friend though half hooded eyes as the roogan's whiskers tickled the sensitive flesh. Darokko smiled inwardly as he got a little foreplay in, but he knew the horny bear would so get impatient soon and horny, impatient bear's draw attention.

The roogan opened his mouth wide and eased Jer's deep violet head into his muzzle, closing around it and making a tight seal with his lips. The bear responded with his hushed bellow, biting down his lower lip as Darokko wasted little time using his tongue. The slick appendage swirled slowly around the tip, leaving a fine layer of saliva in its wake while it explored the familiar member. Jer's breathing slowly grew more labored, panting softly as he melted under the sensation of the tongue roaming over the head of his cock, his toes curling in his shoes as he arched his back and his head brushing against the low ceiling.

Jer grunted hard as he wordlessly insisted on less attention on his head and more along his entire shaft, which Darokko stubbornly ignored. The bear huffed as he looked down at his partner, the roogan seemed to enjoy teasing him and he let it continue for a short while before placing his beefy paw against the back of his friend's head. A pair of orange eyes shot a near venomous glace up at Jer, the roogan's ear flattening against his head as if to say, "Fine, but you better be glad I like you."

Darokko took a few deep breaths through his nose, closing eyes once again to concentrate on not choking as he sucked in the bear's thick shaft. Jer had to bite down on the knuckle on his free paw to keep from roaring his pleasure as his entire shaft was taken into the roogan's muzzle. Darokko's jaw strained a bit but the pain faded soon thereafter, leaving him only with the feeling of a full mouth and a little pride as he nudged the bear's balls against his chin.

"Rrrugh...Yeah, boyo." Jer's voice was low as a constant growl rumbled from his chest, savoring the feeling of having his whole cock engulfed in the wet heat that was Darokko's maw, not minding much as the roogan's pair of tusks rubbed against his bearhood as it was suckled softly. Together, the two men enjoyed their separate pleasures, Darokko feeling a genuine gratification in pleasing his friend and Jer taking pleasure in having his dick in something warm and welcoming. As much as they both liked it, there was a 'job' to be finished.

With a soft grunt, Jer signaled that he was ready for more, Darokko decided to listen this time. Slowly he drew his head back, feeling the full length of the purple shaft slip past the tight seal of his lips, leaving a glistening coating of saliva until he reached the ridge of the head.

"Yeah...Now take it all in again." Jer grunted, rubbing a single, thick digit behind one of the roogan's tall ears. Darokko, shook his head a little, jostling the sensitive tip around his maw slightly before taking the whole, chubby length once again, much faster this time. A pleasant tension built in Jer's belly as he found the past he wanted to go, fast on the down stroke and slow on the up, the very idea making his cock jump and flex in Darokko's maw before spurting a heavy shot of pre against the bad of the roogan's throat. The smaller male sputtered softly but understood the bear's physical response. That didn't mean Jer didn't want to talk about it.

"Nnh, that's it lad, just like that..." A low rumble that sounded an awful lot like a purr emitted from the bear throat as he brought his free paws to his chest, pinching and tweaking his nipples though his dress shirt, letting his kilt fall on top of the suckling roogan's muzzle. Darokko snorted softly and moved his own fairly idle paws away from the bear's muscled thighs, lifting the kilt out of the way with one, while reaching for Jer's balls with the other. The sudden but gentle squeezing and fondling sent a shock up Jer's back, starting at his tail stub and ending at his ears.

"Fffuck, right there, suck daddy bear's dick..." The words rattled around Darokko's head, opening an eye and peeking up the orange haired bear. He could see sweat starting to bead under the fur on Jer's forehead and a pair of half lidded, green eyes trained on him. Darokko closed his eyes again and doubled his efforts, bobbing his head faster and harder and slurping rudely. The bear's cock pulsed with the rhythm of his heart beat inside the roogan's muzzle, the near constant stream of pre-cum leaking from said cock punctuated each bob and twist of his head with a lewd sound.

Jer huffed hard, still watching his friend on his knees before him, taking in the sight with a hungry gaze. The roogan's tongue twisted and worked around the thick shaft, toying with the foreskin that would glide over the head of the bear's heavy tool with each bob of his head. The bear panted hotly as he let his eyes roll back into his head then closing them tightly, his broad chest rising and falling as he tried to catch his breath but the warm muzzle wrapped around his cock would suck hard at the right moment or the tongue would slide against the right spot that would make him gasp or inhale sharply, ruining any chance he had for a normal breathing pattern.

"Rrrrgf! Ah, hell lad..." Jer didn't need to say it, Darokko already knew what was coming next. The bear dropped his other paw and rested it alongside the roogan's cheek, playing with his whiskers softly as he neared his peak, arching his back as be began pumping into the hot muzzle. Jer's face was twisted in pleasure, humping the roogan's muzzle in time with the bobbing, helping Darokko's nose and chin met his pubic fur and balls respectively.

The pair moved faster with each other, the smaller male taking the cock that was being pushed into the back of his throat like a champ while its owner bared his teeth, resisting the inevitable. Jer's balls drew away from the roogan's groping paw, the heavy spheres keeping tight against his large body.

"Hah...Hah...Fuck, Roo..." Jer hissed though his teeth as took a tighter grip on to Darokko's head, stroking along the inside of his ears with his thumbs, relaxing him for what was next.

Through gritted teeth and a locked jaw, Jer growled out loud enough the shake the door of the small room, his chest heaving as he gave one hard, final thrust into the roogan's muzzle. Jer's dick flexed and swelled hard before he lost himself.

"RRRRAGH!" The bear roared as he came, hard. Sticky streamers of milky seed splattered right against the roogan's throat, forcing him to swallow the impressive first shot quickly before the others flooded his maw. The bear's bursts were rough and just shy of violent as the heavy paws holding Darokko's muzzle firmly in place didn't make it any easier, but the roogan took it all in stride, allowing a little of the bear's cum to dribbling from his mouth while he swallowed the brunt of each shot. Jer panted hard as he bowed his head, legs shaking as they grew weak while he continued his orgasm, his eyes slowly opening to watch as he emptied the entire contents of his balls it his friend's waiting muzzle.

Almost as quickly and violently as it started, with a hard pulse and twitch of the mighty cock, Jer's climax ended, dripping last few drop of his seed against the roogan's tongue as he pulled the small man of his over-sensitive shaft. Darokko, sucked in lungful of musk tinged air before forcing himself up, stretching his legs out and letting the bear's kilt fall over his wet and still stiff member. He looked up at Jer with a grin, his chin still stained with saliva and cum. The bear's eyes were closed as he leaned heavily against the shelves, taking a moment to come down off his orgasmic high.

"So, worth your while big guy?" Darokko asked nonchalantly, like he hadn't just sucked a massive load from the bear.

Jer panted softly before speaking. "I think ya did, lad." He said, leaning off the shelves and lowering himself to lap his cum off the roogan's beard politely.

"Good good." Darokko said softly, reaching up and peeling the bear's jacket his shoulders and unfastening and few buttons on his shirt, Jer's bright orange chest fur exposed to the warm and still sexually charged air. "Mind taking off the bowtie?"

Jer raised his thick brow before and sly smile crossed his muzzle, his afterglow addled brain taking a moment to figure out what was going to happen. The bear complied, handing the ribbon of silk to the roogan then reaching down and massaging the front of Darokko's pants. Something hard and thick was running down the right leg of the slacks, and Jer felt a mighty need to have it inside him.

"Ya got something for me, Boyo?" Jer licked his lips and panted as he spoke, not waiting for an answer while his fingers tugged the front of the roogan's pants open.

Darokko let his cock speak for him, the violet length already out of its sheath when it was unceremoniously pulled out into the open by the still randy bear. "That answer your question?"

Jer chuckled and let his long tongue hang from his maw as he panted hotly over the length, inhaling the roogan's earthy scent before hastily jamming the cock into his mouth. Darokko grunted hard as Jer buried his nose into his crotch fuzz, moaning softly as the huge bear had a much easier time sucking dick then he did. Jer slurped and swallowed hungrily around the shaft, feelings rewarded as a few drops of salty pre landed on the back of his tongue.

"Oi, settle down stud." Darokko grunted as he managed to pry the muzzle off his cock. "You're gonna ruined what I have planed."

Jer's round ears perked as he glanced up at the roogan who had taken off his own necktie and set is aside. "Oh? What's that?" Said Jer as he eyed the shaft that was standing right in front of his nose, the flesh glistening temptingly.

Wordlessly, Darokko took Jer's bowtie and looped it around his shaft and balls a few times before neatly tying it, the silk ribbon making an impromptu cock ring. Jer's eyes widen a bit as the roogan's dick did the same, the trapped blood making is swell so a few veins were visible under the violet skin.

"Oooh...What are ya gonna do with that lad?" The bear cooed lowly, behaving like he didn't alright know what was going to happen.

"Turn around, mate." The roogan ordered softly, a sharp toothed smile plastered on his muzzle.

Jer did what he was told but be wasn't going to take the submissive role. With a dark chuckle he winked up at the roogan before speaking. "Ah, the joey gonna show daddy bear was he can do?"

"Don't call me that." Snorted Darokko as he took his place behind Jer's broad back, lifting his kilt and exposing the muscle thighs and ass he would soon be driving into. Jer only smirked and looked back at his friend, the short kangaroogan's muzzle only came to his shoulder blades.

"Maybe if ya impress me I'll start calling ya a boomer." Jer slurred, he didn't feel like speaking full sentences anymore, and he could tell by the sound of spitting followed by the lewd noises made by flesh being slicked, Darokko felt the same.

"Fuck me, lad." Was all Jer had to say before the roogan's cock was shoved right under his tail stub. The bear growled out lowly and planted a thick paw against the wall before him, clawing four deep groves in the plaster from the sudden sting of being penetrated with minimum lubrication, the pain flared then faded, replaced with a dull ache and the pleasure of a warm dick within him. Darokko grit his teeth but reached for his discarded tie, taking the fabric in both paws and bringing it over the bear's head then yanking into the back of his muzzle, the necktie making the prefect makeshift reins.

Jer' gagged softy as his head was pulled back and his back was forced to arch, the position making his cock surge with blood under his kilt, but staying ignored for now. He had his release; he was ready for the roogan to have his. Darokko wraps both ends of the tie around one paw and firmly grips the bear's chest with the other, weaving his fingers into the thick chest fur and holding tightly.

"Ready?" Darokko asks, his voice low and guttural and he starts thrusting without waiting for an answer. Jer raises his head and lets out a muffled growl as the little roogan pounds his ass roughly, fucking him like a man twice his size would. Darokko slams his hips hard against the bear's making a muted thump as their furred bodies collide over and over again. Jer bit and moved the tie in his mouth, trying to order Darokko to fuck him harder, but all that came out were pleading moans and gasps of joy and grunts of feral pleasure, but the roogan understood every sound perfectly.

Darokko yanked harder on the tie, pulling Jer's large body back into his rough pounding, allowing the roogan's free paw to roam over his chest, quickly finding a raised and hard nub of flesh under the thick fur, his fingers quickly tugging and pinching at it softly and constansly. The beast of a man let out low whimper, his eyes screwing shut as he clawed deeper into the wall, his other thick paw reaching behind him and grasping the back of Darokko's neck and squeezing gently, a small sign that he was doing something right.

Jer's tailhole flexed and clenched tightly around the roogan as he humped away, the member spilling thick pre in its wake which gave the pleasant sensation of suckling around his cock. As the roogan's hips rocked as a constant and unforgiving pace, the bear's insides clenched down on the shaft that would enter and leave him so quickly, the small man not holding anything back.

The sounds they made together were loud and labored, anyone who would have passed by the little coat room could have easily heard the roogan driving his dick into the bear with wild abandon, but neither cared, the biggest thing on their minds was fucking. The roogan bred the ass before him and the bear gladly accepted every inch of him with a muffled grunt, shuddering hard in joy as he felt the cock piston right against his prostate, battering the gland with well aimed thrusts. The intense tightening and gripping sensation soon became too much for Darokko, small male bowing his head against the bear's back and gritting his teeth.

All of a sudden, the paw around his chest stopped playing with his nipple, the hard shaft ceased thrusting, pulling out and the tie in his muzzle loosened. Jer wanted to demand and explanation for the sudden interruption in his pleasure, but a hand on his shoulder calmed him, slightly.

"Turn around." Darokko panted, his breath hot on the back of Jer's neck.

Jer spat the ruined tie from his mouth and turned, leaning his back against the claw scared wall, studying the roogan's face. Darokko looked calm but the way he was huffing of air told Jer that he was close, very close by looks of it. Jer decided to do a little teasing of his own.

"What's the matter roo, ready to bust already?" Jer said with a tired but wide grin as he watched Darokko walk on his knees toward him, eyeing his own pre cum smeared bow tie around the roogan's cock.

"Shut up." Darokko huffed, closing his eyes and he took a moment to let his climax ebb.

"Alright." The large bear moved quickly, springing on his knees and taking the roogan's cock into his hungry mouth. Darokko, gasped loudly and stumbled but a pair of strong paws warped around his back, holding him tightly as the bear's long tongue coiled and swirled around the painfully stiff cock. The bear worked the roogan's dick expertly, drooling as he slurped rudely around the hot spire of flesh. Jer grinned as he sucked hard, knowing the roogan was so close to his peak, he could feel the cock pulse and quiver with need between his lips, working toward the goal they both wanted.

"Nnngfh!"

"Let it out." Jer thought, rolling the slick appendage along the underside of the dick, the taste of salty pre and his own ass was thick on his tongue as the growled lewdly.

A pair of paws landed on Jer's head before a loud and long grunt rung in the bear's ears. The roogan's shaft pulsed a few times before letting loose a thick gout of cum into the bear's waiting maw, easily swallowing all that was given to him and slurping as he coaxed out more. Darokko tossed his head back and flattened his ears as he kept shooting, painting the insides of Jer's thick maw with creamy white, bucking hard into his mouth and knowing the bear could take it while he allowed lust to take him. The rockets of roo seed seemed to end all too quick for the bear, Jer letting out a reflexive whine as he lapped along the throbbing cock, milking the last few drops out with his tongue and lips.

"Oi..." Darokko groaned, rubbing along the bear's cheek slowly before giving and unnecessarily hard thrust into the back of his throat. Jer gagged, but grinned, getting the point and pulling off the still hard cock.

"That all, Boyo?" Jer said, brushing his nuzzle against Darokko's before pulling him into a short kiss, leaving Darokko coughing a little as he reeled from the taste of his own spunk. With both men sated for the moment, Jer uncoiled his arms from around the roogan and let him stumble against the door. Almost on cue, the bear heard his phone buzz inside his discarded jacket. Jer shot a glance to Darokko before fishing it out and answering it.

"Hello?" Jer was trying not to sound like he was out of breath.

"How long is this wedding supposed to be?" A thick and deep Russian accent was on the other end.

"I think we're about done here actually." Jer grinned, looking over at Darokko again, who looked back with a tried smile.

"You sound....Happy." Jer could feel the man on the other end smirk, picturing the sight of the broad, purple muzzle. "Who was it?"

"Friend of mine." Jer reached over to the roogan an loosened the bowtie that was still wrapped around his cock, drawing a hushed groan from Darokko.

"And you didn't even share, how rude." The voice rumbled gruffly.

"Don't worry, I'll bring him home."

Darokko tall ears perked up, studying Jer who only gave him a disarming and happy grin.