So, I\\\'m Just Walking Along...
Alright, so I'm walking down the street, right? My long striped tail swaying behind me as my shapely hips swing from side to side with my every step. Note, that it's not like an, "Oh my gawd! What the fuck is wrong with that guy's hips?!", thing. It's just a casual, almost unnoticable hip swaying!
Enough about my hips! So, anyway! I'm looking way hot in my new faded blue, rippy jeans!
I normaly don't do baggy pants, but I'm telling you! These jeans are just toooo cute, so I had to have them! But, of course! They didn't have them in my size, but just 'cause I'm stubborn old me I bought them anyway. They're kinda big, and would totally fall down if I didn't have them synched up with my new black studded belt! Yeah, I normaly don't due belts either, but again! The pants were cute and I HAD to have them!
Ah! It's gonna take forever for me to explain my entire outfit! Your probably getting really bored now, huh?
All you furries are like, "Where's the yiff?!", and, "Who cares about your stupid outfit! Where's that Doberman?!", and, "Shut up and get to the fuckin'!!", or maybe even, "Fuck this shit, I'm leavin'!"
Well, I, for one, do care! And, unlike most furries gettin' laid isn't number one on my priority list, hon! Now sit your flappy ass back down and listen to what I have to say!
Anyway!!
I'm wearing this really cute short sleeved pink top! It's got like splotches of black and white paint all over, it's super cute! And as an artist, it's totally my style! Oh, and there's also a couple rips and tears in it. There's a rip in the left arm, a tear in the collar and a few little knicks around the hem. Oh, I love it! Then I'm wearing a new pair of pink and black Converse! I love converse! I live for converse, almost!
Mhm! So, I've got this awesome little brown bag swung over my shoulder, it looks kinda dirty and rugged but that's just the style. It doesn't really go with the outfit, but it was the first thing I saw in my messy apartment, so I just snatched it up and went.
Now, for the real story to begin!
Like I was saying before, I'm walking down the street, heading for my favorite little cafe, when ahead of me I catch sight of the sexiest damn Doberman I've ever seen! He's walking with three other furs, all females. He could be gay! Or he could just be escorting his younger sister and her friends somewhere. I come to this conclusion as I note how much younger the girls seem then him, and that one of the girls is indeed a Doberman. I sigh, shaming myself for even thinking about it, but wait! He's looking at me!
No...
YES!! He is! He's staring at me!
Get ahold of yourself, Blare! (Did I forget to mention that my name is Blare? Yeah, well it is. I think I also forgot to mention that I just recently turned 22! Yay for youth!) Just because he's looking at you doesn't mean anything! He could just be staring, because your gayness is slightly obvious! Or, because your one of the very few cross breeds running around this town!
Or, possibly becuase your so fucking hot he can't help but stare!
NO! Blare! You can't think like that! What are the odds that he's gay anyway?! Your a gay cross breed, what's not to stare at?
You've got the whole feline figure going on with a coon's marking, save for the occasional extra stripe here and there, I can thank my tabby of a mother for that! I can also thank her for these amazing misty and slightly greyed green eyes!
Why is he still staring at me?! We're only a couple feet away from each other now. Make a move Blare!
No, don't! You'll make a fool of yourself!
But, what if? Oh, hell I'm going for it!! Go me!!
Nothing to obvious though, I can't like jump on him. That would be hot, but like totaly weird with the younger kids around, not to mention if it turns out that he's not gay... That would be embarassing!
Get back on track Blare! What are you gonna do?!
I've got it!
I pull my bag from my left arm, swinging it around in front of me and begin to casually dig through it. Paying little attention to the Doberman who should be passing by me right about now. Fumbling around with my bag, I paused on the side walk, grumbling in frustration. My tail lashes from one side to the other in frustration, before flitting upwards offering a fair view of my behind. I can't help a grin from turning up the corners of my mouth, as the fur along my spine raises slightly, unnerved by the feeling of someone or some Doberman staring at me.
My ears swivel around at the sound of hushes giggling from the girls. It seems as if they to have paused in their journey to where ever it is that they were headed. "Damn..." I mummble, just loud enough for them to hear, before twirling around on my heels to face them. "None of you happen to have a cell phone I can borrow do you? It's kind of important." My eyes drift over the girls before setting on that big hunky male.
Oh wow... He has the bestest brown eyes ever! I love brown eyes!
And that body! He's muscled, but not like, 'Oh my gawd! What the fuck?! Is that guy on steriods?!". He's so sexy, not the most fashionable, but SEXY!! He's wearing a plain white T-shirt, and blue jeans. His shirt's tucked in, which is so not cool, but his shirt is way tight so I don't really care much!
Oh, how I love canines!
The girls giggle childishly, muttering somthing amongst themselves before expectantly looking up at the older fur. The fur, I've guessed to be his younger sister, pushes him playfully. "Adam, you have your cell with you!" She squeels, as do her friends, a rabbit and a bat.
"Please, it will only take a minute..." I whimper, giving him my best innocent face. He seems slightly put off by the all the attention, clearing his throat then reaching into his pocket for his phone.
"Sure, no problem." He speaks, and I nearly melt at the sound of his deep and gruff tone.
Now as his hands wanders down to his pocket, my eyes can't help following. As expected, my attention strays to the right abit, fixing upon his package. He's not sportin' a hard or anything, but I can clearly make out the out line of that thing! It's got to be big! Not like, "Oh my gawd! What the fuck?! He could kill someone with that thing!", but you know what I mean!
My eyes quickly lift back up to his face, a smile gracing my muzzle, "Thank you sooo much!" I chime while stepping forward, to meet his out stretched paw, of which holds the cell phone I've asked to borrow. I take it from him greatfully, flipping it open and press in a few numbers. Lifting the phone to my ear, I motion with one finger that this will only take a minute, before turning around, to face away from them.
It rings once... Twice... Three times... "Ayo, what's good?" A familiar voice sounds over the line.
"Hey, Robbie." I respond in a pleasantly hushed tone.
"Blare?" He questions in responce.
"That's me!"
"Where you callin' from?"
"I had to borrow some Doberman's phone."
"Oh, is he hot?"
I can't help from uttering a quiet chuckling. "Yeah, he's very sexy!" I allow my tone to raise slightly, just enough so that the small group behind me could hear. To assure that they did, the girls giggle again, and Adam, the Doberman, growls in embarassment.
So, Robert, or Robbie as I call him, is like one of my best friends. He's also like the horniest little Mouse you'll ever meet! He's not like, "Oh my gawd! Wh-"... Wait, no! He is like that! Anywho, he's totally into canines just like I am, so I knew he'd be happy to hear about this!
"Nice. So, you headin' over to his place now? Gonna need me to pick you up after or what?" Robbie says quite casually.
"No!" I hiss, slightly offended that Robbie would think I was going to sleep with this guy already. "I just borrowed his phone, to call you is all. There's nothing going on!"
"Right. So, what happened to your phone? We were just talking about ten minutes ago, and what do you have to say now that you didn't say then?"
I faltered, quickly trying to pull together an excuse or aleast a snappy responce. "Well... You know, I... Uh... Ok! I'll talk to you later Robbie, love ya, bye!" I then snapped the phone shut, took a deep breath, slapped a smile on my face and then turned around to face the group.
"Thanks again!" I smiled, while offering Adam his phone back.
"No issue." He responded blankly reaching out for his phone. As soon as he had the phone in his possession, he shoved it back in his pocket. Turning his attention toward the girls a thoughtful expression crossed his face. "Uh.. You girls think you can make it the rest of the way on your own?" The girls erupted with a now irritating laughter.
"Sure, sure, Adam!" The bunny exclaimed in excitement. "We'll be fine!"
"Catch ya later, Adam!" His sister mused, turning to quickly start off again, her friends on her heels.
My eyes widened in shock, as I stared at him blankly. "Uh..." Was all I could manage at the moment. Luckily it wasn't to long before he filled the silence with his deep voice.
"I don't really do this kinda thing very often." He seemed a bit more confident now that the youngers were gone. "But, would you like to go down to that cafe with me? We could grab some coffee, or somthing and talk." A hopeful smile flickered across his face, resulting in a smile to over take my muzzle as well.
"Sure! I was actually headed there now." I think I seemed a little bit to eager, but at this point, I really didn't care.
"Great! Let's go then."
Alrighty, so this is it, so far! Yes, I am aware of it's lacking, and such. But, hey! I'm new to this whole writing thing, and in my personal oppinion I think this piece was done fairly well, considering the little amount of effort and time I put into this.
Anyway, if enough people want me to I'll continue this, and if not that's cool to.
If you people really want me to continue this, I will put some more effort, time and what not into it.