Poison Joke

Story by Exilo on SoFurry

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An MLP fic, inspired by the episode "Bridle Gossip." Pictures of the ponies are on FA.


Jack trotted along at a steady pace, casually passing out of Ponyville and into the Everfree Forest. Despite its fearsome reputation, he did not really mind the forest. Jack was big and strong, and big and strong enough that he didn't really fear most of the monsters that called the dark woods home. When need be, he could beat a pack of timberwolves back with furious hooves, and once he had even knocked out a manticore with a headbutt. Besides, he liked the Everfree Forest. There was something natural about it. Something quiet, and sometimes he came here just to be alone, to get away from the chatter of others.

But today, he was here on business.

His friend, Red Velvet, had asked him to retrieve some sort of blue flower he was not familiar with. She told him to go into the southern part of the forest, while he usually headed into the northern area where he had built a little shack for himself. Not that he really minded. He was a bit peeved that Velvet couldn't just get her own damn flowers, but he passed it off as pegasi being small and weak, especially when she was compared to him. They were always asking earth ponies to do the heavy lifting, all the manual labor. And, though she wouldn't admit it, Jack assumed that Velvet was afraid of the dark woods.

Jack was big, having a draft horse's blood and build that allowed him to tower over most other residents of Ponyville. He trotted through the forest proudly, happy to be here even if he was here on business. Off in the distance there were a couple growls of wary wolves, but they kept their distance. Perhaps they remembered him from last time.

Lowering his head, and pushing through some heavier leaves, he finally came out into a clearing, the ground of which was covered with blue leaves. What Velvet wanted? Maybe... She hadn't given him much more to go on, other than, "Blue plant in the Everfree Forest." He shrugged, and dipped his head, gathering a large plant in his teeth. With a sudden yank, he pulled the plant out of the ground, idly chewing it. It didn't taste horrible, but it wasn't exactly pleasant either. Hopefully that would keep him from eating it, as he turned around and headed back the way he had come, back to Red Velvet who was relaxing at his house, last time he left her.

Indeed, she was there to greet him when he pushed the door open with his heavy head and trotted inside, spitting what was left of the chewed on plant at her hooves. Jack was big and powerful, with obsidian fur and a green mane, that was worn sharp and spiky. Red Velvet was the complete opposite. Of course, pegasi were usually small and light, or "aerodynamically designed" as they claimed, but Red Velvet looked absolutely miniscule. As her name might imply, her fur was an attractive red, while her mane had streaks of white, giving her more than a passing resemblance to the candy canes that were so popular on Hearth's Warming Day.

She trotted towards the blue leaves, and examined them briefly, then swiftly turned the opposite direction and trotted back to the great arm chair she had been laying on. "Not what I need," she said simply. "Throw those out."

Jack sighed, and trotted over to her. When it was clear she was not going to get out of his arm chair, he lifted his right forehoof, and slammed it down upon the floor. A sudden burst in the ground caused Red Velvet to fly out of the chair, only to fall back down and land hard on her rump, now on the ground. She glared at Jack, who let a rare smile cross his lips as he climbed into his chair and got comfy. Flapping her wings, she easily took the air and began to flutter at eye level with him.

"How was the forest?" she asked.

"Dark," Jack said simply, then looked to her for the first time. He shifted and scooted, and exposed enough of the chair seat that she could squeeze next to him. "What plant are you looking for?"

"Oh... it's not important."

Jack stared at her briefly. "You said it was urgent. You made me go this morning. Remember? You crashed through my bedroom window?"

"Well... I lied. Not like you mind going into the forest, after all? A big strong Earth pony like you."

Jack stared at her a moment longer. She was up to something, that much was obvious. But what...? He had fallen victim to her pranks on more than one occasion, but he gave as good as he got, and mostly it was all harmless fun. That wasn't to say he would just wait here for her to prank him. He stifled a yawn with a hoof.

"Awe, tired Big Guy?"

"A little," he said softly, then once more yawned. "I guess the forest took more out of me than I thought it did."

Red Velvet smiled, and flapped her wings. Now fluttering just before his face, she lowered her cute little nose and nuzzled it gently against his larger snout. "I'll be back, first thing tomorrow."

Jack rolled his eyes. He was batted in the face by her tail when she spun around midair, but before he could protest, she had zipped out the door, leaving a streak of red and white behind. He shook his head, and then got comfy in his chair, before resting his head down on one propped up hoof and closing his eyes.

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As usual, Jack woke when Red Velvet decided to fly at a high speed, and ram with her full weight against his front door, causing the door to knock off its hinges and crash into the living room. She did that most every morning, to the point he had mostly stopped repairing the door, and just stuck it back into the frame. The crash of the door sounded louder, more booming, and in the back of his mind he worried she might have actually hurt herself this time, but since there weren't any whimpers or cries, he didn't bother calling out to her. He yawned, as he always did first thing in the morning, and stretched his forelegs over his head to work out whatever kinks he had gotten.

"Jack?!" Velvet called out, zipping through the hallways of his house. "Jack? What happened?! How did you... Oh... by Celestia..."

Jack opened his eyes slowly, his eye lids just a bit heavy from the pangs of fatigue he was still feeling. He yawned again, and when his eyes adjusted, he let out a sudden squeal, as he found himself face to giant face with Red Velvet, who seemed to have grown at least eight times her size over night.

Red Velvet seemed just as baffled by her growth spurt as he did, because her mouth was open and her eyes very wide, the red irises focused completely on the black male, making him feel nervous and uneasy. Soon enough her lips turned into a grin as she looked down at the tiny draft horse, and gave him a little nuzzle with her nose.

"Velvet?!" he shouted. "What the... what... You're huge!"

"Oh quite the contrary, my little Jack. I'm no giant, you're just... small. Look at where you're sitting. Your chair can usually barely fit you. Now, I think it could handle both of us just fine."

With those words, the red Pegasus fluttered into the air and did a swift turn. Now facing forward, she immediately stopped fluttering her wings and began to fall as fast as gravity could take her. Jack stared at the colossal red buttocks as they grew larger and larger. He would never admit to anyone, but he did stare at the rump a bit longer than perhaps he should, not just because of the shameful act, but because he could very likely be crushed. Finally, at the last moment he managed a mighty leap to his side and just barely avoided being squished in a very odd way.

"Velvet?!" he shouted again. "What did you do?"

"The plant I asked you to get," she said with a grin, looking down at him. A hoof reached down for him, but Jack swiftly leapt to his side to avoid being pinned. "It's called 'poison joke.' I'll admit, I was expecting your tongue to swell or your fur to grow and smother you, or your voice to get high pitched and fluttery. But no, you shrunk. I guess the Oak thought it'd be funny." She finally managed to catch him under a hoof, first by lowering, and when he leapt, she quickly moved her other hoof to him and pinned him down. "Now look at you. I can keep you down with one hoof."

She smiled, applying just a small amount of pressure, but to her great surprise, he actually managed to push her hoof back up. She frowned, and then applied more, at last managing to pin him to the cushion, but only with a great deal of force her on behalf. And even then, he was working his darnedest to get his hooves back under him, so he could push her up again. He really was damn strong. Finally, she lifted the hoof off, and turned on the chair so she was facing lil' Jack. She leaned down slightly, over him, red eyes focused closely upon the little one.

"Oh, don't be such a sour puss. Do you really think I would do this to you if there wasn't any way I could get you back to normal?"

"There is?" Jack asked, eyes wide.

Red Velvet smiled. "Of course there is. Honestly, you Earth-Huggers aren't the only ones who know how to mix some plants. It's a rather simple alchemical recipe. You fill a bath with a couple herbs, and poof, right back to normal. I can whip it up in no time. But I'm not sure I want to."

"VELVET!"

She actually jumped at how loud his voice was. Shifting, and lowering onto her belly, she rested her head just in front of the little black pony. "I'll whip it up and let you take a bath, I promise. I was really only thinking that your voice was going to change or something. But... before I do mix it up, you think maybe you could... well..."

Jack sighed. "What do you want me to do?"

She smiled, and scooted back on her rump, before suddenly thrusting her left rear hoof forward, so fast and hard that Jack was knocked back onto his tail. She rested on the chair's arm and got comfy, before staring intently at the little black horse. "Give me a hoof rub."

"You'd better hope I never get big again, cause I'm going to-"

"What's that, little one?"

Jack sighed, and lifted onto his rear legs, finding his balance on the springy surface of the chair cushion. Then, pressing his forehoofs into the large red wall before him, he used all his might to make the skin yield.

If Velvet had been an earth pony, this would have been next to impossible. Most earth ponies had such strong hooves, so worn from years of work, they were solid as rocks. Jack himself could walk over broken glass without noticing, which frequently made Velvet cringe.

But for a Pegasus, especially one like Velvet who enjoyed fluttering about instead of walking (and when she didn't want to flutter, she had a habit of riding on Jack's broad back), her hooves were soft and easy to push into. Even just a bit squishy. And warm, to be sure. And... maybe just a bit...

Velvet giggled when he pressed against a specific spot. The noise made him jump slightly, and he looked past the hoof and up to Velvet, who was a little embarrassed about it.

He must have been doing something right though, since she didn't tell him to stop. He sighed and resumed pressing into her hoof with his strong arms. Even at this size, his strength was evident, and he made the hoof yield and squish against him as he forced himself harder and firmer. Velvet continued giggling and gasping, tilting her head back. "I-I gotta admit... that feels pretty good."

The truth was, it felt pretty good for Jack, who found himself now pressing into the hoof with his whole body. He was hesitant at first, but eventually he turned his head and rested his cheek and chest and groin against the large redness, pressing into it, nuzzling it slightly. He found the spots that made Velvet giggle and gasp and groan, and first nuzzled at those, then couldn't help but slip his tongue out and give the sweet spot a soft lick.

The red wall of the hoof suddenly crashed forward with such force that Jack was knocked over again. He groaned, getting to his feet slowly and glaring at Velvet, but she was more concerned with how her hoof was tingling. She looked to Jack, and smiled, before flapping her wings and fluttering into the air. Jack started to back up as she leaned her upper half down to stare at him. Her voice was a cute little quiver, as she asked, "Jack... could we try something?"

"Try what?" he asked.

"Just... yes or no?"

Jack rolled his green eyes. "Not like I have much of a choice."

"I promise I won't hurt you. Just say yes, please?"

Jack looked up to the gigantic red Pegasus, and gave a soft nod. She squealed with delight as she fluttered higher into the air, spun in a tight circle, and then stopped, now hovering high above the black horse. When he looked up, he was treated to a truly awe inspiring sight of the large crimson backside of the lithe pony, which only grew larger as she began to lower down. Although this had been a horrifying sight not an hour before, Velvet's wings were still flapping, so she was coming down at a very controlled pace, and so he was able to better admire the curvature of her firm, round rump cheeks. And... truth be told, he did stare just a bit. How the light hit the buttocks, there was a shadow cast into her crack that made the curve of her buttocks just a bit mysterious, though if he squinted he could see a cute little pucker flexing eagerly as she lowered down. And of course, between her legs, he could see the start of her naughty bits. And he sat there, just staring, admiring something he had never really seen before, considering their size difference in normal circumstances

Red Velvet was moving controlled enough that her four hooves actually hit the cushion first. She braced herself on the springy surface, and then spread her rear legs farther apart before resuming her descent. She almost jumped when she first felt Jack on one of her buttocks, sooner than she had anticipated. He had lifted his forehoof to touch her, as if to hold her up, but soon enough the weight of her was weighing down upon him. He shifted quickly, rolling onto his back, just before the full weight of one of her cheeks came down upon him, smothering him almost completely.

Loud giggles and groans escaped Velvet as she sat there, putting most of her weight on the cheek that wasn't smothering poor little Jack, but still sitting rather fully. She sat almost like a dog in fact, with her rear legs out in front of her, and her forelegs on the cushion just in front of her tummy to hold herself up. It felt...strange, pinning Jack down like this. There was the devious joy of course. He was always absolutely massive compared to her. Once he had even sat on her after she pulled a prank on him, and refused to let her up until she apologized. So now, the role reversal, there was something gratifying about weighing just enough that she could feel Jack start to kick and panic, hear his ragged breath, before she decided to be merciful and roll back to her side. But then of course, she soon rolled back and leaned her weight down and didn't let him even wiggle, and she giggled long and loud until at last giving him a reprieve.

But there was also something... something about this that made her feel a bit warm. About the way he kicked and wiggled and squirmed under her large hips, making her giggle as he really did try to push the enormous weight off him. Her buttocks were surprisingly sensitive (she had learned that the hard way when she accidentally sat on a pincer-bug), but also squishy enough he was never in any real danger of being crushed. And just the feel of Jack there, especially when one of his hooves slipped to the side, between her cheeks, and touched against the tender flesh of her crack.

That made her gasp, and almost take to the air, but she managed to hold herself still. She bit her lip, looking over her shoulder and moving her wings out of the way, and she could just barely see a tiny hoof squirming from under her red rump. With a sigh, she lifted slightly, giving Jack a brief breath of fresh air, before she shuffled to her side and once more sat down, this time the black horse coming to rest right between her cheeks and pressed up against her crack.

And, by Celestia, did it feel good. A sudden "neigh" escaped Velvet's lips as she pressed all her weight down, feeling Jack push against the tender skin between her cheeks, and then felt his hoof disappear into the eagerly flexing hole of her pucker. She pushed off her forelegs and was suddenly sitting straight up, balancing rather precariously on her rear, and though she worried that she might be crushing Jack, she was sure that he was fine. Or at least she hoped.

Indeed, the pressure was quite hard on Jack, but even at this size he was strong and hardy, and despite the tinge of pain, he was in a state of bliss. Why he adored this, he couldn't say. He had never even thought of something like this, and some part of him knew he should still be mad at Velvet for tricking him. But something about the warmth underneath her, the strong scents, and how just once he could be the small, weak one... He welcomed the abandon and gave himself over to the sense of pleasure, and began to softly nibble and lick at the sweet fur and skin, his tongue occasionally moving towards the rim his hoof had sunk into.

He felt a tug at the hoof that was inside her, and then felt her strong anal muscles pull him. He wiggled his hoof side to side, earning more and more whinnies and neighs as she ground side to side, desperate for more of the sweet pleasure that he caused, the deeper he went, the more he wiggled. Eventually he found himself buried up to the shoulder, her tight anus unwilling to yield and allow him to enter, even though he tried to find a way to fit.

He was trying to think what more he could do, he had settled for soft licks and nuzzles against her rim, when suddenly the great body above him shifted. The body rolled back, and light flooded over him. He groaned, taking a breath of fresh air and trying to right himself, but his hoof was still buried inside her tight grip. Realizing after a moment he was stuck on his back, he braced his free limbs on Velvet's rump and pushed with all his strength, freeing his buried hoof with a wet pop.

Apparently Velvet had fallen onto her back. Her four legs were in the air, her wings spread out at her sides, and her head down and drooling. Jack rolled onto his four hooves, and then approached the great red body. He stepped onto her tail, and followed it like a trail, eventually once more coming to her cheeks and pucker. But instead, he lifted onto his rear legs and braced himself on Velvet's outstretched thighs. A plan formed quickly, a delightful plan he was sure they would both enjoy. Carefully, he lifted one of his rear hooves and pressed it carefully against the warm folds between her legs, pleased to see how easily he sank inside her.

In fact, despite having never even thought of something like this, Velvet was pleasantly loose. Or perhaps Jack was just that small. But either way, his hoof, which was the widest part of his leg, sank inside, and then he felt himself starting to slide inward. He quickly moved his other hoof inside her, and used his powerful legs to spread her wide, sliding just a bit deeper. A sudden wiggle and deep breath from Velvet, though, and he found himself once more on his back, surrounded on either side by the thick thighs of the red pony.

Velvet, neighing and whinnying with each movement, managed to put one arm behind her and brace herself as she propped herself up. The other hoof, shaking, reached down, and gathered Jack up. He looked up at her looming face, and she smiled down at him, before she began to feed him deeper into her muscles. It was far from easy. Her body was clenching like mad, and when she clenched too tight, it was impossible to move Jack inside her. And with how much Jack was kicking and squirming, she was clenching like mad.

Ironically, Jack's furious wiggles were not to stay out of Velvet, or even to give her a touch of pleasure (though he was certainly happy to help his friend.) Between his legs, almost invisible against his black belly fur, was his pony pride, warm and fully erect. At the moment, his erection was just outside the warm embrace of Velvet, resting on his belly, and he wanted in desperately.

Velvet suddenly pushed with all her might, despite the roar of pain that shot through her as she fought muscles and her clenches. Jack was suddenly deep within her warm, gripping muscles up to his chest, his arms outside and lifted over his head, his head spared drowning inside her. All that mattered though, was that his massive black erection was inside the gripping warmth of Velvet's folds. He tilted his head back, drool flecking over his muzzle as he waited there and relaxed, Velvet not only massaging his pony pride, but his whole body.

For Velvet, having such a massive bulk inside her virgin nethers, having a bulk that could squirm and kick so many of her muscles at once, it was heavenly. She knew she should be worried about Jack, afraid she would crush him into cream, but how could she bare to think of anything other than the lightning that was surging through her each time he wiggled, kicked or humped his little black shaft into her warm folds? For tantalizing moments, or perhaps an eternity, they both struggled against their natural release, desperate to make these moments last just a single breath more.

Between them, Velvet hit her release first. She clenched so tight, only Jack's muscles kept him from turning into black jelly. And when she released, a flood of warm cream was released from her, splashing Jack directly into the face. He tilted his head back and humped one more time, before feeling his own little erection grow taught, then release, and a splash of pony seed shot out of him and mixed with the warm juice that he was now bathing in. Even though he was small, this was his first time ever, and so there was a lot of pent up lust hidden inside his body. And he humped and ground and released more and more, now bathed in the sweet warmth of his mate, the cream oozing past him and soaking the seat cushion, which would cause a very odd series of questions when he went to get it cleaned.

Velvet lay on the cushion a long time, held tilted back and resting on one of the chair's arms. She could occasionally feel Jack kick or squirm, so she knew he was alright. But since he made no effort to escape her folds, she didn't bother him. Besides, he was a pleasant bulk when she shifted or wiggled, her subtle movements sending a wave of bliss through her. Was it wrong she contemplated keeping him in there?

At last, she felt Jack start to climb out of her. She bit back any number of neighs, as he placed his hooves against the sides of her lips, and then started to kick and thresh his lower body free of her. She was almost relieved when he was free, because she could finally relax her muscles fully, and just lay there, unconcerned with anything. She did feel him start to climb slowly, and then his large, moist hooves against her belly fur as he walked. He plopped down against her chest and lay there, drenched in her love, chest heaving. Velvet stroked him carefully with one of her hooves, smiling. He opened his mouth to say something perhaps, but instead he only yawned, and instead got comfy against her. She was comfy as well, and set her head down, resting... wondering if she touched the poison joke, would she grow giant?