Life in Yiggow Chapter 6
Chapter 6
After the fiasco in showers, the furs went to their respected bedrooms. Thunder went down stairs to sleep on the couch. Thunder did not mind sleeping on the couch down stairs because hishusky body could sleep in any position you could think of. Nikoli and Jack went to their room which was all covered in videogame posters and things. Douglas and Berkeley went into their room, Douglas had pictures of famous furs on his side of the room. Douglas of course claimed that the famous furs were just on the wall for inspiration.
But Berkeley knew the wolf was lying to him because, Berkeley saw Douglas caressing the picture of the famous fox professor, Albert Foxstine one time. Even so the lizard wasn't bothered by any of that, except the caressing part, that was a bit weird. Berkeley's side of the room was much more real, he had pictures of his lizard family. Berkley had a lot of books throughout his room and tons of movies neatly organized on his shelf.
Berkeley and Douglas turned to each other said their good nights and both the lizard and wolf went into a deep sleep. The next morning around six a.m. Douglas and Berkeley both woke to the startling sound of the alarm clock. Douglas swipes at the alarm clock and it hit's the floor with a smack, the room stood an eerie silence. Douglas and Berkeley sit up and rub the sleepiness out of their eyes, both the lizard and wolf get out of bed and tiredly look at one another.
"Good morning Berkeley babe." said Douglas with barley a wave.
Berkeley tries to stifles a yawn, "Good morning yourself, Douglas."
Both the lizard and the wolf went down stairs and started cooking breakfast. Their class with Mrs. Wingcock begins at eight 'o' clock, so everything was cooked in a bit of a rush. Douglas and Berkeley made eggs, steak, and the usual cereal that everyone loves. Berkeley also brought out Thunder famous husky roles which were full of pumpernickel deliciousness. It only took Douglas and Berkeley a half hour to prepare breakfast. Douglas then went over to the computer to complete his Northern Borders assignment.
Berkeley was surprised that Douglas was on his conclusion paragraph of his paper. Berkeley read what was on the computer screen and saw that his wolf friend had done the paper half scholarly, the other half was pure BS. Berkeley had looked over at the sleeping husky Thunder, he knew that Thunder was up all night doing his Northern Borders paper just by the look of the station and how everything was in disarray.
"Looks like Thunder pulled another all nighter." said Berkeley looking still over at the sleeping husky.
"Yeah, I can tell." said Douglas who was finishing his paper, "He didn't shut the computer off and there is a half drank Coke sitting here."
Berkeley heaves a huge lizard sigh, "Just as long as he's finished it. You do know that Mrs. Wingcock is going to be watching the two of you closely."
"I believe me and Thunder owe you a bit of thanks for telling that Mrs. Wingcock is gunning for us." Douglas walked over and grabbed a plate and started scooping up some steak an eggs, the wolf's tongue was salivating at the food. "Without your warning me and Thunder would be in a lot of trouble."
Berkeley looks back and sees Douglas salivating close to the food. "Hey wolfie, don't be spitting all over the food." Berkeley then takes his lizard tail and wraps it around the wolf's leg and pulls Douglas back towards him. Douglas grins wide with delight.
"Did you just grab me with you're tail, babe?" Douglas starts inching closer to the lizard, Berkeley's eyes get wide and he stops as the wolf approaches.
"Hey, hey none of that now Douglas," Berkeley looks at the clock, the time says 6:45. A.M. The furs would have to be in class in an hour and a half. "It's getting late, why don't you go and wake the up others "
Douglas, groans and growls wolfishly, "Just when it was getting good too! But don't worry babe! You can't avoid me fooooorevvvvvvver!." Douglas then gives the lizard a wink then a sexy growl, then he rushes up stairs. Berkeley shakes his head and then runs his hand through his lizard spines. Berkeley finishes preparing everyone's breakfast and then sets the table. As Berkeley sits down to eat he hears a click from speakers coming from his room giving off feedback. Rippling through the frat house was 80's nostalgic music "Do You Really Want To Mate Me by the Vulture Club." The groans and screams of the other furs echo throughout the house and then the music suddenly ceased. Then the sound of exhaled sighs came from the other furs. The wolf appears back at the bottom of the stairs and has an evil little grin on his face.
"There up babe!" said Douglas who was dance swigging his way over to the kitchen table to start eating.
"You sure have a way of dealing with people, you know that?" said Berkeley with a little shake of his head. Berkeley's tail stiffens at the thought.
"Hey babe, if the Vulture Club didn't work, I know some many other ways to get people up." Douglas dug into his pants pocket and he took out a bottle of wolf fragmenting oil. "This would get anyone up, even that ass whole Nash!"
Douglas hands the lizard the fragmenting oil and Berkley puts it close to his face. The lizard then smells a very putrid smell and then quickly hands it back to Douglas with distaste. "You're sure right about that, that would get anyone going."
"Told ya!" said Douglas looking prideful of his wolfish juice, "Now I'm going to dig into this succulent feeeeaaassssst!"
Both the lizard and the wolf start digging into their food, as Nikoli comes hopping down the stairs looking as groggy as ever, like having a bad rabbit hang over. "Hey guys," said Nikoli as he walked over to the fridge and poured a glass of milk.
"Hi Nikoli!" said both the lizard and wolf.
Nikoli, after having poured his glass of milk hopped over to the kitchen table and looked both Douglas and Berkeley, in the eye. "Look guys, I'm sorry about last night, we rabbits aren't know for losing our tempers. But with how Nash came in last night...I'm sorry."
"You have nothing to apologize for Nikoli, it wasn't your fault." said Berkeley reassuringly.
Douglas was taking a sip of tea before speaking to the rabbit. "Yeah, if anything babe, it should be that sly fox Nash apologizing to you and the rest of us!"
"Thanks guys," the rabbit had his spirits lifted by their encouragement and then looked down at the breakfast laid before him. Nikoli's mouth began to water. "So what you guys make for breakfast this morning?"
Berkeley smiled openly "Steak an eggs my friend!"
Nikoli's mouth watered more, then he went and sat over at the table. The furs continued eating as the cow Jack came booming down stairs and looked straight at the other furs who were eating the steak an eggs. The cow's eyes grew wide and suddenly Jack let out a shrilling scream.
"Steak an eggs!" screeched Jack who got on all fours and started charging for the kitchen table. Nikoli, Douglas, and Berkeley, all raise their plates above their heads. Jack was in a full gallup and snorting towards them. As soon as the cow reached the table, he was going so fast that Jack past the table and crashed into the wall of the kitchen that shook the whole house. Nikoli, Douglas, and Berkeley, all put their plates back down on the table and shake their heads at the cow. Jack, then stands up from being on the floor rubs his horned head as he walks over to the table.
"Are you okay?" asked Berkeley looking strangely at the cow.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Jack sniffs the steak and eggs with his snout and then licks his lips, "May I have some steak an eggs?"
"Of course, babe!" said Douglas who handed the cow a plate.
Jack, took the plate from the wolf and began filling his plate with the steak an eggs, only leaving a little bit for Thunder. Nikoli, Douglas, and Berkeley all stare at the cow at the amount of food he was taking.
"Don't you think you ought to save some for Thunder?" asked Nikoli, staring at the cow.
Jack stops putting food on his plate for a second and then stares up at the rabbit, who was just in shock about how much food that Jackie had taken. The cow looked down at his plate sadly then slowly looked back up at the other furs. "I'll leave some."
"That's what you always say!" said both Douglas and Berkeley.
Nikoli, starts scratching one of his rabbit ears irritably, "You know as soon as Thunder wakes up and sees that you took most of the breakfast again he's going to kick the living crap out of you."
"Jack's cow eye's stared down at his plate and he began to eat his food slowly. But sure enough the raccoon sprang up from the couch and racing over to the kitchen table as if Thunder heard the words come right out of Nikoli's mouth. Thunder was huffing and puffing at the end of the kitchen table, where he saw most of the breakfast on the cow's plate.
Thunder's eye's glowed a dark gleam of madness. "You took all the food again didn't you, you fat cow?!"
Jack stifled at little chuckle, and looked around for support from the other furs, but found none. "Well, I didn't take it all, look there's still some for you!" Jack, gestured to the plate of little food sitting in the husky's spot on the table.
Thunder's eye's the plate and takes one huge sniff then turns back to the frightened cow. "I see that Jack, but as you can see there is very little food on that plate. As I see on yours though you have way tons more food than I do."
Jack stared deep into the husky's eyes and wished he was any where but near Thunder. "Look Thunder, I really didn't mean to take the last of the stuff this time. I really didn't you have to believe me!"
A huge smile came on the husky's face that the cow had never seen before, Thunder put his arm around Jack. "Of course I understand, in fact I wanna bring you in the next room to tell you how proud I am of you."
Jack was in total shock that their was no further yelling, so he believed the words of Thunder. "Alright, lead on my friend!" The cow got up from his chair and then Thunder took Jack into the next room. The husky then screamed out in a huge booming voice.
"YOU'RE REWARD IS TO QUIT EARTING ALL THE DAMN FOOD!" Thunder's voice echoed throughout the entire house and then there was the sound of a paw going into the gut of a cow followed by a huge grunt. After that, Jack and Thunder emerged from the other room, the husky looked very happy and the cow was holding his stomach. "I believe we have come to an understanding now?" asked Thunder.
"Yes, we have!" said Jack in a very low voice, still holding the leathery skin of his stomach.
Thunder then sat down at the table and all the other furs began to eat their food, which was a very delicious taste of steak an eggs, Berkeley and Douglas really knew how to cook. Once the furs were done eating they cleaned off their spots and then got ready to go to class. They all had their papers ready to go for Mrs. Wingcock's Northern Borders class. Before they left Thunder, cleaned up his Coke mess at the computer then all the furs took a Husky Roll, before heading out the door.
Berkeley then look at the last Husky Roll which was the fox Nash's. "Wait, do you think that Nash, will eat his Husky Roll?" asked the lizard.
"Probably not, he'll just eat it if he's hungry enough." said Nikoli. "Which is likely to happen since we ate all the food."
Thunder walks over to the Berkeley, and takes the husky role from the lizard. "Nikoli, you said we ate all the breakfast right?"
"That's right."
The husky's tail wagged with anticipation and an evil smile spread wide throughout his whole face. The other furs eye's got wide with fear. "Uh-oh babe, evil thoughts a brewin!"
"I know that look!" said Jack, "And I think I know what you are going to do!"
"You bet you know what I'm going to do!" Thunder wrapped his paws around the roll.
Berkeley's lizard senses kicked in to the danger about to take place. "Come on Thunder, don't do it. You're only asking trouble from Nash, besides you're better than that! Don't lower yourself by being like him!"
Thunder shot a look right at the lizard menacingly, "Don't do it! Don't do it! That stupid fox has it coming to him and as you can see, after the way he's been treating us I'm going to give him his just deserts!"
After the husky's speil, Berkeley backs away to the door with the other furs. As the furs watch an awe as Thunder breaks the roll in half perfectly. There is no sound coming from anywhere in the house, just a hushed silence that only the tiny bits of wind and dust can comprehend. Thunder takes one final look back at the furs and takes in a bunch of husky spit into the back of his mouth. Then the Thunder looks straight into the Husky Roll and lets it all loose.