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"Daddy I got you" Jason said as he tagged his father "No fare my diaper made me slow" Owen sat on the floor not wanting to be out "Hey brother how you doing" Mark said with A bottle in hand "I'm out" "Well next round you can come back in but for now you want A snack". Owen looked up at his brother "Ok what do we have?" Mark helped Owen up "Well everything A toddler would like" "But I'm not A toddler" Owen said following Mark. "Well that's how you see it but on the outside your A toddler and that's good enought so how about A sandwich mom made them" Owen grunted as he toke it from his brother "Good now how's it going wearing being A kid again. "Its different but I kind of like it" "Well why don't you stay like that daddy" Said Jason as he walked by and got himself A bottle "Son you know why I can't be A father or go to work as A toddler" Owen sighed as he made it halfway with his sandwitch. "Jason at least you get to play with dad for the weekend" Mark said putting his arm around Jason "Yeah I guess so" said Jason still upset "Cheer up if your good maby you can change one of his diapers". "That's A fat chance but right now its bed time and I think all of us need to get diaper changes and some sleep" "Ok daddy let me go get mom" said Jason walking away with is wagging tail. "He's A good kid you know" said Mark opening A beer "He is but you put to much in his head" "I do I'm sorry about that but there is A lot you dont know about him want some too" "Yeah A little wont hurt" said Owen opening his can. "Hey guys what are you doing" "Nothing Cody just drinking and talking befor bed" said Mark as he handed Cody A beer "Well that's something you don't hear from two toddlers but whatever" "So how far are we" About two hours I just stopped to get A drink "drinking and driving A great thing to do with five kids in the back". "Don't worry Mark Cody is the best drunk driver I have ever seen and its just one beer" "Ok guys let's get you two to bed befor I start driving" Cody said as he picked up the two "You got your beers" the two nodded. "Good are you guys wet?" The both said no and Cody brought them to the back of the RV "Well it is nice to have three bed put together to fit all you kids". Cody said putting then down on the bed as Jason and Andy walked in "Did you two brush your teeth" Both Cody and Owen said "Sorry Cody go on" Owen said as he just drank his beer. "Yeah we did dad" said Andy walking over to dad as Cody picked him up and hugged him "Good no come on let's tuck you four in". "Cody mind getting me another one" Owen said with A smie as he handed Cody the empty can "You want one too Mark?" "Yeah thanks Cody" Cody left the room leaving the four by themselfs. "Daddy what were you drinking?" "Uh nothing son just something to help me fell better that's it" said Owen as he tucked his son in "Mom said lieing is bad dad" Owen smiled as he knew he was caught "Son its A.." "Its somthing your dad drinks so he gets A little silly ontill he falls asleep" Said Mark cutting off Owen. "Mark that's not funny" "Its the truth you can never hold your liquor" "Can too" "no you can't if you could you would drink somhing A little stronger than beer". "Looks like we A drink of in our hands" Said Cody walking into the room with two shot glasses next to some Vodka and whisky "Ok everyone here we go drink off first to pass out,vomit,or pee there diapers loses are we clear both Owen and Mark nodded as the the shots were lined up. "Cody are sure mixing them is A good idea" "Yeah don't worry after your sixth shot your both going to be fucked up pretty bad its like A cocktail" "Well let's get started you two are the diaper checkers ready" Both Jason and Andy nodded "ok on three you start there are 12 shots if front of you enjoy". "1....2.....3Go!" Mark toke the first drink and went the next ontill he stopped at the third to make it all go down "Fuck this shit burns" Owen made it to his second and then started again after A short break Mark kept on going to his seventh on till his started to fell dizzy "Oh shit" Owen made it to his ninth till he had the same effect". "Wow you two can hold your liquor even thought your toddlers" Mark and Owen were neck and neck up to there tenth then the eleventh "Done!" Mark shouted as he put down the glass and stumbeled away from the tray "Wow are you ok Mark". Owen got up and started to walk to Mark ontill he fell face first onto the floor "Daddy!" Jason said running to his father "Don't worry Jason he's ok he needs to sleep it of" said Cody picking up Owen and laying him on the bed. "What about Mark?" "Oh he's good when I babysat him we used to drink all the time so he's used to it" "Fuck yeah I am I maby A little kid but I can drink" "Your realy Fucked up man lay down" Mark made his way to the bed and passed out next to Owen. "What did you give them dad" Said Andy looking at the bottle "Want A little" "Yeah" they both said " ok but just A little" Said Cody as he made A shot for both boys and they both drank it " uhhh its nasty" Said Jason spitting it out "Yeah its never good on the first shot but you'll like it when your older but for now its time for bed let's go". Cody tucked the two boys in and turned on the night light as he left the room "Jason did you poop yourself" "No why?" "That smell" Jason sniffed the air "Oh that's dad I know his poops" Andy yawned and fell asleep as Jason got closer to his dad and hugged him. Jason smiled he smelled his dads poo and heared his diaper crinkle "I love you dad" Jason said putting his head on his dads shoulder.