Page two,three,four,five,six, seven, and eight of The Greater Guide to Fucking your Pokemon.

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#2 of The Greater Guide to Fucking your Pokemon


Let's start off this page with an interview of a trainer and his sexual experiences with his Blaziken(names are changed to protect the trainer and his Pokemon's identity on every interview)

Interviewer: So tell me, how did you know that your Cindy was the best lay you've had?

Joe Dawson: It just clicked one day, ya know? I've had a few lasses, one Beauty or two, but Cindy blasted them all out of the stadium, so to speak. Her pussy was so hot it felt like liquid fire was wrapped around my dick, and how her tongue popped out of her beak and hung there until I sucked on it was just so damn sexy. I haven't had a human pussy since, and why would I need one with my Blaziken fucking me?

Interviewer: Wow! Does she give good head? Most Blaziken trainers report problems with teaching their Blaziken babes to give fellatio. It's the beak and the slight predatory urges they have, plus the trainer is always afraid they'd bite it off or scratch it too much.

Joe Dawson: I'd say yeah. She gives good head. See, the trick to face-fucking a Blaziken, or any flying type really, is to understand how to get inside first without getting cut. You have to teach them to open their beaks as wide as possible, and then keep them open like that. Most Flying Pokemon, no matter their form, have long tongues. The second step is getting them to wrap their tongues around your dick, then gently close the beak around their tongue. They're far smarter than you give them credit for, most Pokemon are human level intelligant to begin with, so they'll figure out what you want and go from there. Once that's all done, they'll be bobbing their beaks with their tongues wrapped around your dick, and you'll cum in no time.

Interviewer: I'd say you're one smart and lucky bastard. This tip could make things so much easier for Flying type trainers to fuck their fliers! One more question before we go please, what are your opinions on legalizing Pokemon and Human marriages?

Joe Dawson:I'd say hell yeah to that. Being able to walk around with my Cindy with a ring on her claws, would be the best thing yet. Human and Pokemon are children compatiable after all. I'd gladly marry her in a heart beat.

Interviewer:Thank you for your time Mister Dawson! That concludes this interview.

-Sitting next to that interview, right after it ended was a centerfold of a beautiful Blaziken spreading her pussy with her claws,a trainer being sucked off by her open beak, and her long tongue wrapped around it. Her wet glistening folds were dripping with hot juices, and her harsh blue eyes were softened in a look of adoration and glowering lust as they looked up at her trainer. Two well sized orbs were exposed to the world, pink dripping nipples sticked out of the red downy feathers, and were stiffened and begging to be sucked on or squeezed-

Now wasn't that an rod hardening tale? It certainly made me jealous of their happiness, this next interview was of a fellow Medicham trainer like myself, and I personally gave the interview for him.

Myself: So tell me, what's it like being a Medicham trainer? My beloved Christie is such a sweet-heart when I get her going. And it's rather enjoyable seeing her glare jealously at women passing us by the street, or tugging my sleeve so we can go for a romantic encounter in an alley.

John Blue: I hear you clearly man! My Akane is a real babe when she gets jealous. She's always so protective of me when we're out and about, and she actually beat the shit out of my ex when the bitch tried to hit me in the street! Going with Officer Jenny was worth it when I got back home with a fine, and Akane was waiting for me in the hallway with her pants down and her ass eagerly shaking for my dick to pop inside.

Myself:Ah yes, getting anal from a Medicham is always a delight. My Christie prefers me going inside her pussy however, she prefers it there or nowhere at all. I don't mind though, because she lets me do any position I want, and afterwards finishes me off with a beautiful hot-dog.

John Blue: Hot-dogging a Medicham is the way to go! No other 'Mon is gonna give your dick such a glorious bun fucking! Akane loves getting plowed any way I pick, blowjob, anal, pussy, handjob, she's great at all of them! I wouldn't trade her for any other 'Mon at all!

Myself:Wonderful! Now a question before we go, since we've been talking about our experiences with our Medicham's instead of interviewing. What is, in your opinion, the best position to have sex with your Medicham?

John Blue: Excellent question. Personally I enjoy pulling her legs up over her head, putting my hands on her thick thighs, then fucking her like that with her hips up there. It gets me the maximum insertion, allows me to smack her ass whenever I want, and it gets me balls deep in her hella fast!

Myself:Thank you for your time Mister Blue. That concludes this 'interview'.

_-_After that interview ended, it showed a Medicham on all fours with her ass to the camera and a trainer's dick in her entrance. Her head was tilted to stare over her shoulder, a deep blush on her face while her eyes glare at the cameraman. She had both hands spreading her huge ass apart with the trainers hands smacking each one, both cheeks a flushing red around the area where it was smacked. Her asshole was exposed thanks to this, and it seemed to be twitching, eager for a dick to be thrust in there. With her hips in mid-thrust, she seemed to be both enjoying herself and trying not to show anything to the cameraman at the same time-

Now we move onto the Leavanny, this trainer was a little young by our standards. Still legal since he was a trainer and able to have sex, but still a little young.

Interviewer:So tell me young man, what is it about your Leavanny that made you ignore human women as you neared that age?

Joey Greenfield:D'unno what you mean Mister. My Nana was my caretaker since I was little, other girls didn't make me feel like she did as I got older, so I just did what came natural and confessed to 'er. She seemed real happy when I did, and she showed me how to make 'er feel good.

Interviewer:I'm to understand Young Joey, that you just knew when you were with your Leavanny that she was the one for you? That out of every girl in this world, she made you feel the best?

Joey Greenfield: I suppose. Nana just made me feel good inside and no other girl made me feel all tingly and special like she did. Nana watched over me since I was two, since my 'rents weren't always around to watch me due to their jobs. My dad caught her since he heard that they were good house keepers, and could learn to cook, so she made a good nanny to me.

Interviewer: I see, how does she pleasure you when you're alone together? This is strictly for the interview Joey, so don't worry about anyone but our readers hearing this.

Joey Greenfield: W-well...Nana always starts off by wrapping her strings around me, then moving them up and down my winkie. She likes to take the lead, and make me feel good first, before she does anything. A-after she makes me cum, she likes to clean me off first, t-then get atop me and start moving on me. It always feels r-really good when she does that, and s-she likes me to go inside her when I'm done... Then she cleans me off again, w-with her mouth this time, and I usually go a final time inside her mouth...

Interviewer:Thank you Joey. I promise no one will know of this besides our readers, least of all your parents. Now one last question before I let go back to that rather scary Leavanny of yours, would you like to one day be able to say she's your girlfriend?

Joey Greenfield:Yeah...I'd like to able to be with her around the school, and town... Without needin' to worry about my 'rents getting angry at us. That'd be real nice...

Interviewer:Thanks Joey. Now this concludes this interview...and I need to make tracks before that Leavanny uses her Leaf blade on me!

  • Underneath that interview, was a spread of a Leavanny using string shot on an underage penis. Her red eyes were glaring at the camera, upset at being filmed like this, but still wanting to please her master. Each leaf like arm was wrapped around his shaft, moving up and down with the string-shot, giving him an incredible handjob that only a Bug Pokemon could provide-

Now, we go to the biggest assed gal of them all with Kangaskhan and her trainer.

Interviewer:So tell me, your Kangaskhan is well...very, very thick. How do you and her get busy with so much junk in her trunk?

James Smith: Me and my Debora get it on just fine. First she gets on all fours, her tail pushed to the side of her legs, then I grab her ass and slide in between her cheeks. I usually start off with a hot-dog, and when I'm done covering dat ass with my cream, I fuck her doggy style. She enjoys every last second of it as I fuck her senseless, and when I'm done there, I have her clean me off before we start another round.

Interviewer: I see, so how does she have any specific positions she likes when she has sex with you? I know being on top is out of the question without proper preperation, since I'm settled down with my own Kangaskhan.

James Smith:Good question...Debora personally likes it when I'm on top of her, and she can wrap my head up in her breasts and hold me close. She loves hugging or cuddling, so I usually finish up the night with what she likes to do. She's a real sweetie, and I love her all the more for that.

Interviewer:That reminds me of my Leena...final question before I go, is it hard having her at your small apartment? Kangaskhan's aren't known for their delicate nature or careful behavior.

James Smith: It was hard until I managed to get everything bolted to the floor, so unless she's really trying to rip stuff out, she can knock against it all she wants and we don't need to worry 'bout replacing a thing.

Interviewer: I had to do the same with my Leena, thank you for your time Mister Smith.

_-_Above this interview was a side shot of a Kangaskhan being fucked by her trainer. Each study limb was on the ground, with her eyes looking dazed and lust filled as her trainer had their hands on her massive ass. His face was censored with a pixelation. Her breasts seemed to be in mid-sway as he fucked her, and her hips were bucking in rhythm to his thrusts inside her womanhood-

We're winding down the set of interviews for this issue, so now we bring you to a Zangoose and her trainer.

Interviewer: So tell me, is it true about what I've heard about Zangoose asses?

Will Brown:That they're highly fuckable, tight as hell, and totally great to screw? Fuck yeah! I love my Samantha and her ass, and I'll tap that over any other Pokemon any day of the week! When she gets in the mood, she'll start using her tail to send her scent to me, and that lets me know she's ready to be mounted, and plowed like no tomorrow.

Interviewer:Intriguing... So tell me, does she give good handjobs? I've heard that it isn't easy for clawed Pokemon to give handjobs without special training or having their claws dulled.

Will Brown: Samantha's learned how to give me a very special kind of handjob. First she spits on her paws, then she puts each arm around my dick, moving up to where her claws pop out from her paws, before moving the paws and only the paws around my dick. That's the only way a clawed Pokemon can give a handjob my friend.

Interviewer: Thank you. So tell me one last thing before we conclude this interview, what do you think of other Pokemon asses?

Will Brown: Haha. Can't say I can look at them. My Samantha's got me wrapped all the way around her claws, and she'd go berserk if she thought I was cheating on her. So no comment on that front.

Interviewer:Thank you for your time. This concludes this interview.

  • Next to the interview, was a Zangoose giving head to a trainer. Her eyes seemed to be rolled into the side of her head, with a near fucked silly expression on her normally harsh face. Her right claw was rubbing her glistening pussy, while her left was on her trainers leg. The trainer had each hand on her long ears, and was throat fucking her for all his might. Dribblets of drool poured from her mouth and onto the ground as she sucked him off.

And now, last but never least, a Gardevoir Trainer and his girl. This interview was special, because she was giving him a tit-fuck when we began. He said it'd keep her calm and prevent her from getting too embarrased with what she was feeling from him.

Interviewer:U-um. S-so tell me Sir, wh-what's it like being with a G-g-gardevoir?

Matt Tanner: It's great! She's always willing, always eager to please, and she can talk to me with her mind and tell me what she wants done to her. Ain't that right baby? Ooo~ yeah! I love it when she gives me a tit-fuck like this, especially when she uses her ton-there we go!

Interviewer:I-I see. D-does she h-have problems w-with other girls th-thinking things about you?

Matt Tanner:Yeah. She used to be real touchy about that, but we got over it real quick and I work from home anyway. So there's no worry about her getting jealous most of the time when I'm only around h-h-her! T-there I go!

Interviewer:T-thanks for y-your time! Th-this concludes this interview!

  • Right beneath that interview, was a picture of a very well endowed Gardevoir wrapping her breasts around her trainer's dick. Each pale white orb was covered in slight sweat as she stares longingly at his shaft, her tongue licking the very tip with delicate love and delight. Her red eyes were completely absorbed on her task, and nothing would take her attention from it. Her trainer's right hand was on her head, while the other was tugging on her nipple-

Let's give a fond thank you to each Trainer and their interviewer. Every picture you see was shot on location after the conclusion of the interview, and we've even filmed a few videos from each trainer and their Pokemon's sexual encounters. By sending in a small fee of 100 Poke Dollars per video, a selection at the back, you can add a thirty minute to an hour Pokemon and Trainer porno film to your collection.