Cola Fake Out
You know that saying "Never take a drink that's offered by somebody" because of the danger that they might have put something in it? Well, I have a new one for you: Never take a drink that's from somebody else's fridge.
A fun and sinister RP between myself and Aura_Firelight
Cola Fake Out
by Aura_Firelight and ilbv
Aura: hey
ilbvilbv: hi
Aura: how ya doing Snack?
ilbvilbv: *gulp* wh-what?
Aura: hmmm?
Aura: answer me
ilbvilbv: I..I'm okay..
Aura: good boy
Aura: *pats his lap* sit
ilbvilbv: I..I..
Aura: sit!
ilbvilbv: *bites lip and makes way over, trembling slightly*
Aura: *waits and waggles his tail a little*
ilbvilbv: *sits in your large lap*
Aura: *giggles and hugs you tightly*
Aura: cute
Aura: How..tall are you exactly?
ilbvilbv: 6ft
ilbvilbv: *gulp*
Aura: taller than me o.o
Aura: hmmm
Aura: what to do about that..
ilbvilbv: a-are you going to shrink me?
Aura: o.o
Aura: *blinks*
Aura: that's not a bad idea!
Aura: *his tail wraps around your waist to hold you in place
Aura: question is...how
ilbvilbv: *wriggles in fright*
Aura: hmmmm
ilbvilbv: w-what is it?
Aura: *looks into your eyes*
ilbvilbv: *is trapped in your coils
ilbvilbv: h-hey, m-maybe you could let me go...and I'll..go get you a pizza...deal?
Aura: you don't make deals Snack >:3
ilbvilbv: *gulp*
ilbvilbv: :S
Aura: wanna see something cool?
ilbvilbv: what?
Aura: *opens a can of coke*
Aura: it's out back
ilbvilbv: um? okay
Aura: *points behind him*
ilbvilbv: let go then
Aura: oh, heh
Aura: *does so*
Aura: wanna drink?
ilbvilbv: um, sure
Aura: got this stuff imported from China, prefer there coke
Aura: and the glass bottles are awesome
ilbvilbv: they are pretty cool
ilbvilbv: I do enjoy drinking out of glass over plastic
Aura: get yourself one from the fridge
Aura: *points behind you*
ilbvilbv: oh, okay
ilbvilbv: *walks to fridge*
ilbvilbv: this one?
Aura: *nods*
Aura: nice butt
ilbvilbv: uhh
ilbvilbv: *gets a coke and turns swiftly around, blushing*
Aura: cute x3
Aura: want me to open that?
Aura: bottle opener broke
ilbvilbv: oh..alright
Aura: bring it here then
ilbvilbv: *gives you bottle*
Aura: *flicks his claws out and and uses one to scratch of the cap*
ilbvilbv: *gasps and takes a step back*
Aura: hmm?
Aura: don't worry
Aura: not gunna cut you
ilbvilbv: *nervously steps toward you again*
ilbvilbv: Th-Those are p-pretty sharp looking claws...
Aura: *retracts them*
Aura: yup
Aura: *offers back the bottle*
ilbvilbv: uh...th-thanks
ilbvilbv: *hand shaking as I take bottle back*
Aura: don't be scared
Aura: I aint gunna hurt you
Aura: drink up, fizz don't last long
ilbvilbv: *gulps nervously, then sips cola*
Aura: nice?
ilbvilbv: it tastes more defined than American soda
Aura: it is yeah
Aura: wanna see a magic trick?
ilbvilbv: *drinks some more* okay
Aura: *takes his bottle of coke at puts the front of the bottle to his lips, then sloooowly sucks the glass bottle into his maw. Within minutes only the back of the bottle remains as he tilts his and you can see the coke drain away into his throat*
ilbvilbv: oh...wow
ilbvilbv: that's pretty impressive that you don't chock
Aura: *talks all muffled*
Aura: push the bottle in!
Aura: x3
ilbvilbv: huh?
ilbvilbv: what? that's so dangerous!
Aura: just do its X3
Aura: trust me
ilbvilbv: okay....*pushes bottle into your mouth*
Aura: nuuh
Aura: keep pushing
Aura: keep your hand in there
ilbvilbv: uh...okay?
ilbvilbv: *pushes the bottle all the way into the back of your mouth
ilbvilbv: I'm afraid it will break and you'll get all cut
Aura: just push
Aura: go on.. push it till you feel the back of my mouth
ilbvilbv: *pushes the bottle until it slips from my fingers and goes down your throat, I'm left with my arm up to my elbow in your mouth
Aura: *puurs as it slides down and gulps gently around your arm*
Aura: good boy
Aura: oh
Aura: you're erm...
Aura: *points to your legs, now bare since your clothes fell down*
ilbvilbv: oh, how did that happen?
ilbvilbv: *reaches with one arm to pull them up
Aura: cuz I've kept you busy so you didn't notice you where shrinking
ilbvilbv: gah!
Aura: >:3
Aura: now now
Aura: don't panic
ilbvilbv: but..but..
ilbvilbv: how?
Aura: I'll stop it if you reach in and grab the bottle
Aura: quick before you can't reach it
Aura: its half way down
Aura: huuuurryyy
ilbvilbv: *puts arm in and grapples for it but it slips away and I lose it. I shrink faster and gravity pulls me to the ground
Aura: *sighs*
Aura: you have terrible grip
Aura: *gags a little and coughs it up like a hairball*
Aura: thank you feline genes!
ilbvilbv: y-you're a cat?
Aura: partially
Aura: *kicks your clothes away from you*
Aura: aww.. so tiny..
ilbvilbv: hey
ilbvilbv: *arm outstretched as if to get clothes, but it's impossible*
Aura: so, tennis ball sized man >:3
ilbvilbv: *gulp*
Aura: wanna know another trick?
Aura: *picks you up and wipes you all over the glass bottle* it's called cover little snack in drool >:3
ilbvilbv: i...I'm afraid to ask
Aura: slimy now ^^
ilbvilbv: *shivers*
Aura: hmmmmmm
Aura: see, told ya I imported the coke
Aura: had a friend make em up for me
ilbvilbv: wh-what are you saying?
Aura: the coke
Aura: was drugged
Aura: well, yours was
Aura: mine was from the store down the road
ilbvilbv: th-that whole fridge...
Aura: *places the bottle aside*
Aura: yeah.. I have a lot of people over
Aura: great for a party
Aura: >:3
Aura: now, let's play a game
ilbvilbv: *wriggles*
Aura: the idea of the game is for you to grow a tower
Aura: *quickly slips you into his pants and grins*
Aura: if you lose, you'll regret it
ilbvilbv: *ruffles around in your pocket* g-grow a tower? I'm not a construction worker. What are you talking about this is crazy
Aura: *purrs*
Aura: where do you think you are?
ilbvilbv: you pocket
Aura: think again *pushes you down against his furry crotch*
ilbvilbv: what! why am I in here!
ilbvilbv: *tries to climb up, finding a seam to open
Aura: ahem
Aura: no tower yet
Aura: you remember how sharp my claws are right?
ilbvilbv: *gulp*
ilbvilbv: wh-what are you going to do to me?
Aura: nothing much if you do as you're told
ilbvilbv: l-let me out of here!
ilbvilbv: help!
Aura: *sighs*
Aura: fine
Aura: *pushes you down past his balls and sits gently on top of you*
ilbvilbv: ughhhhh
ilbvilbv: I feel like a flat cookie!
Aura: *giggles*
Aura: well.. since it's getting late
Aura: i think it's time to end this
Aura: *pulls you out and smiles at*
ilbvilbv: *looks at you scared and confused*
Aura: I
Aura: fancy
Aura: another drink
Aura: *goes out back to get another, holding you tightly*
Aura: *giggles* right then *pops the cap off* ready?
ilbvilbv: wait, what are you-?
Aura: *places you on his tongue and closes his mouth*
ilbvilbv: Ahhh! *scrambles around, pushing against the roof*
Aura: hey!
Aura: I'm not gunna eat you XD
Aura: just cleaning you off
Aura: *licks you all over*
ilbvilbv: b-but I'm in your mouth!
Aura: mhmm
Aura: I promise I won't eat you
ilbvilbv: *rolls and tumble as I'm tossed and turned and covered in goo and warmth*
ilbvilbv: I swear you are tasting me
Aura: *opens his muzzle and lets some light in*
Aura: *the light is blocked off suddenly by the bottle of coke*
Aura: bottoms up
Aura: *tilts his head back and pours the coke in, draining the bottle in a few gulps. burping after, his mouth showing no signs of anyone inside*
Aura: whoops o,o
ilbvilbv: AHHHHHHHHH!
ilbvilbv: *sloshes down your throat in a cascade of soda
ilbvilbv: *plunges down the tight tube that is your gullet and violently splash into your rapidly filling stomach, bubble churning everywhere as the carbon mixes and released
ilbvilbv: the stomach groans and expands to accommodate the carbon
Aura: *lets out another huuuge burp*
ilbvilbv: you-you ate me! and now what, are you trying to drown me too?
Aura: actually
Aura: I drank you
Aura: ^clambers off into bed and gets all snuggled up*
Aura: you'll be fine
ilbvilbv: Y-you won't digest me will you?
Aura: you never know
ilbvilbv: that's not very comforting
Aura: *closes his eyes and burps again, rubbing his tummy as he drifts off into sleep*
Aura has signed out. (25/06/2012 9:48 PM)