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[] = Sound effects

• - = Time Lapse

( ) = My and the character's thoughts

All three: Alec, Taiga, and Kira doing/saying/thinking something in unison

All of these interviews are being remade......yay~!

So... anyway... Lights, Camera, Crazy Town!

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Alec the wolf: *is playing spider solitaire on his computer and sighs*

Daichi (wolf): What's with you?

Alec: The others are late.

Daichi: They'll be here.

Alec: Really?

Daichi: I don't know. They're your friends, not mine.

Alec: I just met them. Remember?

Daichi: So?

Alec: Ugh...

Daichi: Come on now. Cheer up a little. We've upped the ante on security so you won't have to worry... too much.

Alec: Why did you sound nervous when you said--

Kira the lioness: *burst through the front door wearing a Japanese school uniform* Honey! I'm home!

Alec & Daichi: *stares at Kira*

Kira: *giggles* I see you both like my outfit. Naughty, naughty boys.

Alec: *face palm* Not only are you late, but there is no way in hell that you're going to wear that on camera.

Kira: *lets out a whine* Whhhhhat? But I wore this BECAUSE I am going on-camera. Need to make a good first impression.

Alec: You look like what the Japanese has been stereotyped for.

Kira: Meh. I'm still wearing it. Like I said, this is going to be broadcasted all over the world after all so I need to look my best.

Alec: Whatever. Now where's the--

Taiga the dragon: *burst through the same door as Kira wearing a brown jacket and blue jeans with a gold collar-like ring* Honey! I'm home!

Alec: .... *eye twitches*

Daichi: Well then... that's my cue. *walks away*

Alec: *bangs head on desk* Why me?

Kira: Oh yeah! We have a new member as well.

Alec: Lovely... and just WHO is th--?

Alexander: *bursts through the door wearing black pants and a black shirt* Honey! I'm--

Alec: SHUT THE FOOK UP!!!

Alex: .... *sniffles*

Kira: Relax would ya. Sheesh. Anyway, he does... recon or whatever.

Alec: Meaning?

Alexander (the avian I think): Meaning I make sure that... you think?! What do you mean you think?! Of course I'm a bird you jackass!

All three: 4th wall!

Alexander: *groan*

Taiga: Heh.... Anyway... one of us needs to buy some food for the week.

Alexander: I am not doing it this time. Let's flip a coin for it.

Taiga: *pulls one out* Heh. Great minds think alike. I call heads.

Alexander: Then I got tails.

*Taiga flips the coin and lets it hit the ground*

Taiga: Heads. I win.

Alexander: Damn it. *walks out the door*

Alec: .... Wait... is that your trick coin?

Taiga: *picks it up* Bingo.

Kira: I didn't think of you to be the devious type. *licks lips* Kinda sexy.

Taiga: Calm down kitty, I'll handle you later.

Kira: *purrs seductively*

Alec: A pimp at his work. *groans* Now can we get this damn interview over with.

Taiga: What's with you?

Alec: Do I really actually have to do this? I mean... come on. I have seen the interviews that were never broadcasted.

Taiga: And?

Alec: Let's just say it was worse than watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

Taiga: It couldn't have been that bad.

Alec: Yeah. It was that bad.

Taiga: Well... just how bad?

Alec: Remember when TeamFourStar got suspended from Youtube?

Taiga: Whoa. Forget bad, that's just terrible.

Alec: Exactly.

Kira: Well anyway, I'm going to put on something better than this. I want to look good for the camera.

Taiga: They do say that the camera adds ten pounds.

Kira: *rolls eyes* Say whatever you want, you know I look good. *walks out*

Taiga: *sighs* I hate to see her go, but I love to watch her leave.

Alec: Are you sure that's how it goes?

Taiga: Like I give a crap. She's hawt.

Alec: Right.... Anyway, who are we interviewing?

Taiga: Well we decided to go for the easy approach.

Alec: Alex and Kira?

Taiga: Yeppers.

Alec: From 'A Dragon's Tale'?

Taiga: Bingo.

Alec: Seriously, we're trying that trick again?

Taiga: Either that or someone from--

Alec: *covers Taiga's mouth* Don't you dare say the forbidden word!

Taiga: *rolls his eyes*

Alec: Well we might as well get this interview over with.

Taiga: What about Kira?

Kira: *walks into the room with a bikini* How's this?

Alec: *anime nosebleed* .... *faints*

Taiga: *eye twitches* Change... now.

Kira: Sheesh. Picky. *walks back out*

Alec: *gets back up while wiping his nose with a napkin* Why do you keep her around again?

Taiga: She's an easy lay.

Alec: Heh... She's not really my type if you ask me.

Taiga: She's not your type? What are you, gay? Her boobs are bigger than you. Hell, they're bigger than my ego.

Alec: Yeah. *giggles* You have a point there. *walks out of the room*

Taiga: ... Hey... Wait a minute! *charges after Alec*

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*2 hours later*

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Alec: *is sitting behind a desk* This is Alec!

Taiga: *is sitting behind the same desk* This is Taiga!

Kira: *runs in wearing a green short sleeve T-shirt and brown pants* And this is Kira!

Alec & Taiga: Took you long enough!

Kira: *hisses*

Alec: Anyway.... *snaps his fingers*

*A outline of a giant blue 10-pointed star appears in the background before the entire star glows a bright light with many tiny stars surrounding it. Then lights come on to reveal a dark-green background, a huge black leather couch, and a brown desk in the center of it all with three chairs behind it*

Alec: And welcome to our first show of Looking To The Stars! So.... *bangs head on desk* Seriously, we need to come up with a better name!

Taiga: It's only until we get sued by starwing.

Kira: For what? We're not stealing any of their material.

Taiga: Oh. Correction: the people FROM starwing.

Kira: That's better.

Alec: What are we stealing exactly?

Some Random Guy: *runs on-stage and is on fire* AAAAHHH! PUT ME OUT! PUT ME OUT! PUT ME OUT!!! *runs off-stage*

Taiga: Well... that maybe?

Alec: Good point. *pulls out some cue-cards* Now to steal this from Ellen Deleterious.

Kira: Steal what? You only watched one episode and changed the channel before it got good.

Alec: I didn't want to miss Untamed & Uncut.

Kira: *coughs* Liar. *coughs*

Alec: I'm serious! You remember Charlie?

Taiga: The bear?

Alec: Yeah. His mother got into a fight and they put it right on T.V.

Taiga: Oh yeah. I remember that. What a brawl.

Alexander: *from off-stage* Alex and Kira are here!

Alec: Finally! Let 'em in!

*Alex and Kira walks on stage (in human form) while waving to the cameras*

Alec: Welcome Alex Rydell and Kira Zanstill to Looking at the Stars!

Alex: Looking at the Stars? Who's the moron--

Alec: Oh shut hell up and roll with it you damned lizard with wings.

Alex: *sniffles* Didn't have to say all that now.

Kira (lioness): *purrs and stares hard at Alex*

Kira (dragon): And what's with her?

Taiga: Dragon fetish.

Kira (dragon): *glares and holds Alex's arm* Oh really?

Kira (lioness): *waves at Alex*

Alex: Er... *waves back*

Alec: O... kay.... Anyway, how about we get along with this interview?

Alex: Yes. Let's.

Alec: So remind us again, what are you when not in your human forms?

Kira: We're dragons of course. But... kinda specific ones.

Alec: Specific how?

Alex: Well we don't really have scales. We have fur instead. And instead of leathery wings, we have feathers. Also, our hind legs are kind of horse-like. But I guess those are the only differences really.

Kira: But our rear legs are more kangaroo-like than horse... probably a mix between the two to be sure. And there's also our skull plates to be mentioned as well.

Alec: Okay. So then, it says that you both are supposed to be married in the show right? Tell me, are you really married outside of the studio?

Alex: Yes. Duh.

Alec: The lack of kissing scenes threw us off.

Alex: Why do you need a kissing scene to prove that we're married?

Alec: That's how they do it in Hollywood.

Alex: So there's more than one Hollywood?

Alec: *eye twitch* -,-"

Kira (dragon): Anyway, right now we're 27. But back in the show, we're like... what... 20? Well... scratch that, we're 24.

Alec: You have no idea do you?

Kira (dragon): Er....

Alex: You can't even remember our age?

Kira (dragon): Um... w-well....

Alex: Yeah. No more root beer for you okay.

Alec: How in the... forget it. Anyway, next quest... where's our Kira?

Kira (lioness): *is rubbing against Alex's leg*

Alex: W-What the?!

Kira (dragon): *in a evil echoing robotic voice* Back off bitch, he's mine.

Kira (lioness): Wanna fight for him!? *unsheathes her claws and gets into fighting stance*

Alec: Taiga!

Taiga: Got it. *grabs Kira's shirt collar and drags her off-stage*

Alec: I bet that's gonna happen again but... heh. I don't care anymore. Anyway, didn't you give Kira a nickname?

Kira: *eyes widen*

Alex: Er... you might not want to say anything.

Alec: Hmm... why no-- *notices smoke forming out of Kira's muzzle and nostrils* .... Hey! Barney!

Barney (the purple child-molesting dinosaur) : *walks on stage* Yes friend.

Alec: Read this. *gives him a cue card and runs like hell*

Barney: Okay. So your nickname was Pyro?

Kira: *eye twitches*

Barney: Or was it Kiki?

[offstage]

Alec: *runs into the studio*

Dan Kuso: Hey, what are you doing here?

Runo Misaki: Yeah. This is the Bakugan studio.

Alec: Just wait for it.

*the ground suddenly shakes wildly with a loud boom following behind it*

Dan: 0_o"

Runo: 0_O"

Alec: .... Right. Carry on. *walks out of the studio*

Dan: .... This is why I hate Hollywood.

[onstage]

Alec: *walks back into the completely charred room* .... Damn.

Kira: *is panting heavily* That... dino... started... it....

Alex: So... should we... continue the interview somewhere else?

Alec: Uh.... *sits on the somehow still standing stool* I think this will be fine... I guess. Anyway... uh....

Kira: Just ask the damn question.

Alec: Right.... So... uh... Alex.... You give Kira a nickname. It was Kiki and Pyro. Why exactly?

Alex: Well the burnt room and the ashes of a dead purple dinosaur is perfect proof.

Kira: Oh come on! Yes! Yes! Ever since I accidentally burnt down our home on Redonto, he's resorted to calling me Pyro!

Alex: But before that it was Kiki.

Kira: *mumbles* Kiki sounds so much better right now.

Alec: Yeah.... *sees a Mac 700 Profile hit the ground and blows up* Uh.... I think we should wrap this up.

Alex & Kira: Agreed.

Taiga: *walks in* We're back. I... woah.... What the hell happened here?

Alec: Don't ask. Just... just don't ask okay.

Taiga: .... Right.

Kira: *walks in* Hey... what the hell--

Alec: DON'T ASK OKAY!!! *throws the cards up into the air and storms off-stage*

Alex & Kira: Uh... leaving! Bye! *runs out*

Taiga: .... Right. So... this is Taiga.

Kira: And uh... this is Kira.

Taiga: And this is... or was... Looking to the Stars. *moves to the side as a RoboScan 1220 hits the ground*

Kira: .... Wow. Alec was right. This interview gig is insane.

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Me: Oh my gawd... they were serious here.

Luna: And with your first official interview! *bursts out laughing and falls over* This is so win!

Daichi: You have to admit, it was--

Me: Oh SHUT UP!

Daichi: Sheesh... jerk.

Me: *sighs* Anyway... Alec the wolf, Taiga the dragon, and Kira the lioness all belong to Thrillseeker who is also known as Kunai994.

Daichi: Alex Rydell, Kira Zanstill, and all material involving these two all are copyrighted by Gingy ( GingyDragonGirl ) and her story... which... cannot be remembered for some reason.

Luna: Moron.

Daichi: Just shut up and wrap this up.

Luna: *huffs* All of the jokes, gags, sick puns, and dumb ideas were all thought up right off the bat. If any of these look stolen, overused, negative to the company, or racist/sexist/etc in any way possible, it is completely by accident and thus should be reported to us so that it may be changed and/or deleted.

Us three: Hope you enjoyed this interview and we hope you will tune in again for another episode of... Looking To The Stars!