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Chapter two: Answering without asking

****** Author's notes ******

Second chapter at last :3 Took my time didn't I? Then it means the story must be good x3 (and I hope it is because if not... *Pointing a gun against himself*).

Well this time no sex, I am sorry but I have tried to add sex in this one and I COULDN'T BEAR IT, I am sorry but there are chapters that can be mixed with yiff and others that cant, if you are here because you only want yiff... I don't know what you are doing here, seriously...

I will say there is more explanation for the story, the characters (a new character and a big enemy) and some battle too ^^ *A yay for me ^^* and hopefully the 3º chapter and the "guide book" will be done soon if I have the time and inspiration, thanks a lot x3.

As always:

Mario brothers and mushroom kingdom's basic stuff is copyrighted by Nintendo.

All the characters and the things I created is copyrighted by me and can't be used without asking (Or I will visit you as herm and make you cry x3 without touching you!)

Good reading :3

****** The dam story you wanted to read ******

The sun was sinning out of the windows in the room of the sisters, they weren't anywhere in their little house, only Tim was there, still in the couch, sleeping (of some short, he was mostly awake but wanted to sleep more) and remembering a bit of his life, the one he would never had again, and it felt dam good!

Let's say the truth, his life was about stealing money being a hacker, a good life since he only robed the wealthy ones (Companies) and only enough to live a month or so, so it wasn't too much NEVER.

We can count his loneliness too, no family, no friends, being raised by his foster parents until he fled (It was a good home, but he wanted to be "free" and his foster parents were catholic, and too much, they didn't want him to had a PC), so he was utterly alone where he lived.

Also, lets say the truth, being around one meter sixty centimeters tall, a bit chubby (Not fat, almost not even a bit of fatty parts in his body, but with a few kg more than he needed), almost white hair (grey, but almost white), and also his eyes, a bit strange, one red (left) and the other blue (right), for him he was horrible in so many ways... and finding only people who seemed to thing like him wasn't helping.

But here? He was between almost asleep and almost awake, but he knew one thing for sure, here he could have a good life, possibly short if he had to do what the mushroom girl said, he could have fun, a true life, friends (With luck) and even a girlfriend... of some shorts at least).

Talking about that... He definitely got up, why he did that with Laica yesterday? He remembers being mostly embarrassed and wanting to get out, to even run, but... Well, he could only say shi needed release, so he helped hir. A good first time even if he was a bit... hard... forcing hir to self suck hir own dick, but it was interesting to say the least.

Then the door opened and Agna entered the room, even if yesterday Tim was so calm, now it freaked him out a bit, she was a plant, cute and half human, but a plant "Hey sweetie" She said smiling at him, showing her fangs, it wasn't to freak him out, but it could give anyone the creeps.

"Hello Agna" He said trying to not look at her, he was now embarrassed because he knew what was going to happen.

"He... I see you are becoming red" She said smiling kindly "I wasn't going to ask about yesterday, but since you are like that... it means I can't lose the chance!" She approached him and almost begged "Tell me please!"

Now he was embarrassed! But well, it could be of some help maybe, that way he could know why he did that yesterday "Well... making it simply... I did Laica" He said truly embarrassed, but Agna was looking like she wanted more info "Ok, ok... I did hir from behind since shi begged me to, and in the middle of the act... well... I turned a bit aggressive and dominant... I forced hir to suck hir own member, a bit, but I don't know if I did wrong, and it is really possible"

Then Agna smiled evilly "You don't know hir" Shi said approaching to Tim and forming herself two hands and feet in her vines (arms and legs for her) and hugged him, being careful with her thorns "Shi was really cheerful this morning, you helped hir a lot yesterday, and shi is really submissive so shi enjoyed what you did and you don't know how"

Tim was now better, but he still didn't know why he did that yesterday "But... err... why I did that with hir yesterday? I was really afraid by hir and hir sister too... I don't want them to know, but girls with dicks give me the creeps... a bit... now I am not sure... Don't take me wrong, Sariw is good, and my friend now, I like hir for that but having someone who could do me... well, lets say I always liked to do the girl like in the porn he, he... but the girl doing me?!" He laughed nervously when he said that "It only happened once and in my worst nightmare... I don't know if I have everything within me" He finished in a motion that ensured Agna to understand he doubted his own sanity.

"Come on" Agna petted his head "The fault is because of the pheromones of course, you know what that meant don't you?" Tim nodded... a bit "Well, most of us are part animal or plant, so we usually make pheromones or anything similar when we are... horny, to put it simple, so you are going to live with two really horny birdos for some time. Accept it, you are going to do it with them a lot of times, and surely you are going to lose your fear to them too" *Hopefully* Agna thought at the end.

She played with his hair for a bit and stood up "They are waiting for you in the front door of the city, come with me, I will guide you" She returned to her "plant" form and walked out of the room and Tim fallowed her.

*** Outside Hindpaw, front door ***

When Agna and Tim arrived it was really soon in the morning (((Note of the author: More or less the 10:24, I will put the hour in 00:00 to 24:00))), but Sariw was really awake, shi was training with a really big hammer (Like the ones of a Hammer Brother, but bigger, for two hands and with some spikes in the frontal end).Laica wasn't anywhere to be seen in the other hand...

"Hey Tim" Sariw said when shi saw him, shi left the hammer and ran at him smiling, the only bad part was when shi crushed him in a hug "I was beginning to doubt if you would show" Shi smirked, and then worried as shi saw shi was almost crushing him so shi placed him in the ground again.

"He... thanks for the confidence my lady" He said jokingly "Where is Laica? And weren't we going to train?" He said blushing slightly.

Sariw tried not to laugh as Agna said goodbye, both hir and Tim knew she was a busy plant "Well, Laica is dealing with something, but shi will return after we finish our training, well, yours mostly. I will only show you everything in the basics, first this" Then Tim saw hir backpack; also red like hir cap (Shi seemed to have it always).

Shi took a device from hir backpack, it was as big as his own hand for what he saw, and very complex "Well, look, this is one of the few things basic for combat, the basic CSV (Combat Status Viewer), you have to sallow it to begun the training"

Tim was scared now "The whole thing? Not even in hell I will take something that size up my throat, I don't want to choke to death" Then Sariw snorted pushing a button on the CSV, making it shrink to the size of a pill "Oh... I will do it now"

Sariw made him sallow the pill and immediately he felt strange "If you are feeling weird, it is normal, hear me because I will say it only once and you probably aren't going to understand it fully" Shi took air.

"Since this world has more or less... two hundred years in this era, we had also twenty queens approximately, and each one has used their powers to make this world stranger; one of the was especial because she knew this was more or less a game, a place to have fun and live more or less peacefully, so she made the world like one of those games" Now Tim was seeing a few things in one of the corners of his line of view, like a shot them up.

"By now you must have the initial bars" He nodded when Sariw told him "Well, that is what I mean by game, she made the first CSV's, it will see how strong you are, fast, intelligent, wise, charismatic, dexterous and a long etc... as I said, like a game, but it is not perfect, only you know your limits and this machine only show what is physically possible in normal circumstances for you"

Tim was now quiet; he wanted to know every dam detail because this was really weird "Here you can... "gain experience" and "upgrade" yourself, like gaining levels, but only if you are constant, like a training, because this is ALMOST like a game, not a game. You must maintain your form and it will make you stronger, if you don't, your body will begun to lose its form until you de-work your way to your previous status. But for now your body must be really out of shape if I am not wrong, so try to focus in your body, how is it, in the corner of your sight your status must appear, tell me about it"

"Well..." Tim did as he was told; even if it was strange, but he did... and it worked! There was his "status" to say it in some way... "It says this: Strength: six. Dexterity: Five. Intellect: Nine. Charisma... Four? This is like a RPG game! Only that I am the hero (Technically) and I am this bad? Fuck"

"Hey, cool down" Sariw said smiling "It isn't that bad, here the normal status is for most of us, five more or less, some creatures or people has it around ten or so in the beginning and some really fucking strong in something can have it around twenty, thirty or even more, so you are fairly well in general, but how is it that you had lower average charisma?" Shi was curious, even knowing this thing only works like this is a game, shi found him charming and he is a good person, so it must be an error.

"Err... wait" He tried to focus in why the machine was giving him that details, so it means: Perks, traits, anything... And it was simple: He didn't like too much anything with cock, battles and he was a bit of a coward at times... "Ok... I found it, this machine is cool, even if it is really weird... and by the way, it is nothing, I think I only need to work something out"

"Then it is ok, I hope" Shi didn't want to ask further "Well, we need to return to it, so like I was saying, it will grow when you train, so you need to do that, I will give you my mother's weapon" She said picking a staff "Since you are more intelligent than anything else, this will suffice" Shi handed it to him.

The staff was mostly white, very long and really well balanced; also it had an ankh in its front side and in the other a small glowing ball that resembled a mini Koopa shield. The Koopa shield had a pink glowing when Sariw had it, but with Tim it was blue and red "It is really pretty and seems well balanced and it surely can hit hard, but what means the lights?"

"Oh, it shows your elements, nothing more and this is a "game", remember? You have one to four elements within you; I for example have the element of "Life". It is all in my color pink, it is life, red and blue (your eyes) are water and fire" Shi said taking hir hammer from the ground. Now that he was close he could see a pink glow in the top of it "But now we need to practice hard, fallow me"

Tim did as he was told, this was becoming very interesting now... but it was not for long, since two minutes after walking away from the gate Sariw stopped "Well, we are now in the lower wild, it is called like that because the animal forms around here aren't strong, they live around great rocks, trees, anything that can give them a home, and most important for them, cover like for example, this"

Shi hit the ground with his hammer and immediately a goomba, like the ones in every Mario game, jumped from the ground "Well, this is your opponent, when you begun to fight there will form a small stone circle or a square, only eight to four stones that shows your room to fight, no one can enter and no one can exit until the fight is done (it doesn't mean to kill, only left one of the sides KO), except if you try to escape a few times... so come on, go for it!" Shi cheered.

Tim approached the goomba, it looked small and not to strong, so it could be simple, right? But when he approached enough, four stones appeared and a flash of light hit the place when each stone connected a barrier to the two next to it.

The goomba tackled Tim when everything was happening around him, it was so fast that he couldn't stop it and was hit in his stomach, it hurt, but not much. The CSV wasn't really helpful here, only a "technical" green bar in his upper part of the sight that means his "life" dropped a chunk, it wasn't precisely a good thing to see.

"Ok little bitch, you are up!" Tim took the next step and used the staff repeatedly, trying to hit the goomba until it bitted his hand and Tim, outraged, tried to throw it out of the "ring" where it stopped thanks to an invisible wall, making the poor thing shrink to form a mushroom.

The walls disappeared as did the stones and something fell in front of Tim, it was a coin with a goomba in both sides "Good work for a first battle Tim" Cheered Sariw now behind him "Now, if you look in the upper part of your sight and then in the lower, you will see two things, a green bar, it means your... hypothetical health, and a white bar, what means your also hypothetical experience. So yes, you can get levels here, but it is only to show how good you are battling and your progress with your own body, nothing truly important or real until it begun to go slowly"

"You know, this is so weird it can be even cool, but I can say something not that weird... This is interesting and well... it is like playing a game and I am fucking good with them" Tim smiled after saying that "But... where is the goomba?"

"Well, you have "killed" it, so it will resurrect in one of the shrines in the woods like nothing had happened... err... I better explain: Look, after four generations of Koopas, the actual queen, then, in her younger years was a good queen for everyone, but because of fights and such in the world that her grandmother "created", the people died easily. So she used her powers to create shrines and make anyone immortal, except for natural causes (Age, natural diseases, or accidents where no one had forced them)" Shi said almost without taking air.

Then someone else arrived when shi was going to talk again Tim wasn't sure if it was good or not, since Sariw had talked a lot but he wanted to know more. The one who arrived was a Koopa, not a Koopa Troopa or anyone else like that, a Koopa like Bowser, but different at the same time:

We can begun with the legs, the skin was light orange and had three toes in both feet (obviously with claws), the legs wasn't truly muscular, but it was obvious that the Koopa worked herself (or hir) a bit.

Upon her legs was the shell but it wasn't visible since she was wearing a short black robe that hided most of her body (almost to her knees, most of her arms and all her shell), but not hiding too well her large breasts, not too big, but bigger than Sariw or Laica at least.

And her face to end, since her arms weren't visible: Her head was much like Bowser, but more feminine, not brutal, but cute, a large reptilian muzzle with the color of the flesh and a no teeth showing (but with marks that shown she had good and strong teeth in her mouth), blonde hair and mostly green face, except for a scar crossing both eyes, eyes which color was blue, and also, we cant forget the horns in both sides of her head, meaning that shi was or powerful, or most probably, not so female...

But with a closer look, she looked depressed and when she talked it sounded both feminine and masculine at the same time, counting how heavy she sounded "I am late again, isn't it Sariw?"

"As always Ely, as always... I suppose this was the last chance the queen gave to you to work as a referee?" The Koopa nodded "Well, then I think we have lost the last chance of a mole with her... She still hates you for being her sister, I am right?"

"And you don't know how much!" Ely yelled "The last time she changed the battles so I faced the wrong combat and the dam creature forced me when it won against the poor fighter, now I think my sis broke the dam alarm so she could mock about this failure... I don't want to return to the castle again... At least all of this gave me time to read about the human" She approached Tim and shook his hand without asking "Ely, or Eleanor Koopa "Princes" for long, nice to meet you, Tim"

"Err... a pleasure... why do I feel like I am left behind or I am the last choice for everyone all of sudden?" Both Sariw and Ely laughed at that.

"Well, we are friends since we were young little one, so don't feel bad, and one thing now that I have time" Ely faced Sariw "Did you gave him the book, or like I am assuming, you are trying to show it by yourself?"

"Err... I tried to do it myself, heh, heh..." Sariw said smiling a bit becoming embarrassed wile shi took a GREAT book from hir backpack and handed it to Tim "Happy now?" Ely nodded "Well then, there you have EVERYTHING you need to know about the CSV, the elements, species, forms, and a long etc... also it shows how to make the CSV not stop showing the stats, how to make it do it and other things. The CSV will stop working after a few hours and then you have to control it "manually", so the book will help you a bit, or a lot, that depends in how hard it is for you to control it"

Tim looked at the book *Tirania Kingdom, guide for everything* it said, but he didn't gave a dam in that moment so he read the first page and erased the dam bars from his sight "Much better! I will read the book later, but now I think we have to stop fucking around and go to Pipe town through the cave, no?"

"Oh yes! I almost forgot about the letter! We have to go to the town, but where is Laica? Did you do something to hir again Sariw?" Ely asked looking bad at hir.

"This time I did nothing, but I am sure shi is in the entrance of the cave, come on we need to move" And with that, everyone walked away from the city...

*** Frontier Line - Cave to Pipe Town - Almost nighttime/Nighttime ***

"Hello!" Laica said to hir sister and friends when shi saw them coming to the cave "You took longer than I thought, something happened back there?"

"Only helpful training nothing more" Said Tim before Ely, who was about to speak, opened her mouth, because of that she gave him an angry look (Or it was what it appeared to be) wile Sariw was smiling.

"Yea, well, everyone listen" Said Ely "We are running out of time and since we have a few problems with time, more than it running out, and in the cave the light is bad, to say the least, we need a few things. So until tomorrow we are going to camp here, everyone agrees?" Everyone nodded and Ely said what was needed for the night, after a few hours, it was all done.

They had sent a campfire near a few pipe trees near the entrance of the cave, it was dark even with it, and also they had a small tent for everyone to sleep, except it was too dam small and the night was all upon them giving no chance to expand it in a better way, forcing Ely and Tim to be out in one of the pipe trees that was actually warm (red pipe) which took Tim by surprise.

Ely was at his side, singing to herself, it was really nice to hear even if he didn't understand her since he couldn't hear her words. Suddenly she stopped and looked at him, which frightened the hell out of him "Well? What are you waiting for?" She asked suddenly.

"What do you mean?!" Tim almost shouted as she asked so suddenly and, to him, with a so frightening look.

"You have been hearing me for a time and not saying a word when I know you have something in mind" Ely said with a strange smirk in her face "I know you have questions or at least something to talk about before we sleep"

"Well... a few things I wanted to know, yes" He said, now lying in his pipe, trying to focus as he looked at the sky. It was beautiful, stars falling or simply shining there, something in the real world was hard to see because of the pollution "What can I do to help?"

He heard a snort, he wasn't the only one thinking this was not precisely bright nor had a chance to work "Almost nothing" She said giggling, this seemed to be funny to her "We can form a team and go battle my sis for the throne... That doesn't mean we can succeed"

"Tell me about the team we must gather... I think it could be good to at least have something "nice" in my mind, and something to focus on... not the tortures and everything I will face when your sis catches me" He smirked with sarcasm, at least it would be nice to have something to think wile being here... and not in any horrid tortures.

"Ok, it is something better than to think in how we will end..." Shi said with a sad smile in her face, now facing Tim "The group must be about 5 to 20 members, divided in groups of equal numbers and has a minimum requirement, which means that the groups must be of at least 3 people" She took air and looked at him trying to catch his attention, but he was focused in the stars for now.

"There are no restrictions about what kind the team members must be, it could go from Goomba to Bones, from Bob-Omb to Chain Chomps... I think there is no restrictions to the team members whatsoever except in the age, after 60 there is forbidden to fight" She explained calmly.

"And why is that?" Tim asked, intrigued about the age restriction, it was obvious that with 60 it could be easy to defeat a old team member, or the team member to be super strong, one of two.

"With 60 most people already know how to do the most powerful moves and they aren't allowed in the tournament because they can "kill" or damage even your own team mates, and most people use it when they see they are loosing..." She looked away a moment and returned to the talking.

"Well focusing in one thing at a time only; there are also a few "blank" spaces in the team that can, but don't need to be, filled, it is your choice if you find people that knows how to do the work. They are: Trainer, referee, musician/s, nurse and pet/s. There are limited by one most of them, pets can be two to three the same as musicians" She finished, or at least she looked like.

"Not bad then... I will get a good group and thought I will probably not win this war, I will have a lot of "fun" in bed" Tim laughed, trying to break the ice and relaxing a bit... Result? A freaking mad Koopa looking at him with fire eyes "Oh gods... this is going to sting a lot" He said before a giant shell hammer hit him in the face, sending him to the ground in front of the red pipes.

"You are a dam perv" She yelled, the bulk on her back gone now and the shell hammer showing the usual Koopa shell (call it "real" Koopa shell) with spikes and a fiery red glow on top "Luckily for you I am in a good mood tonight" she smirked and dropped the hammer.

The hammer was going to fall upon Tim who thought *Why me?* but was stopped by a vine just in time, since it was a few centimeters away from Tim's head "A beast dropped something to you Tim?" The voice of Agna echoed in his mind like the angels chorus.

"He deserved it" Was the fast response of Ely, who, in some way, took the shell hammer in a fast motion, placing it to her side.

"Well I don't care too much really... I have come to give Tim what I promised yesterday, I forgot this morning, sorry" Agna smiled with her teeth showing like knifes, even knowing she was embarrassed and blushed it looked like a shark to Tim "My old backpack from my times of adventurer and clothes from some of my friends that have more or less your build" She finished as Tim relaxed, giving him a black backpack half filled, at least it is what it appeared to be because of its weigh when Tim took it.

"It is dam heavy! What does it have inside?" He asked and then, opened it to take a look, surprisingly, it was empty... "But... it doesn't have anything..."

"Oh it does... You know where Mario and Luigi had their objects in the adventures you have seen? (Don't look like that, the fourth wall is for game characters, we are not in a game)" She asked to him, obviously Tim thought they had a lot of space to spare in their clothes but said "no" with the head "They had something like this" She pointed with a vine towards the backpack "Mushroompacks, they have a pocket for everything"

She jumped out of the pipe and landed on the side of Tim, who, being curious, opened one of the side pockets at the same time as he slid one of his hands in, touching something... then taking it out to see it was "The Goomba coin! But... I remember I forgot it in the field so I didn't take it with me when I defeated the Goomba..."

"But it is yours, so you have to have everything you find except if you take it and then, throw it away... I don't know how it works but it is that simple" Agna explained to him "Now, don't throw the coin away, in Pipe Town you will find someone that will turn it into a Goomba pet for you, this kind of coins are rare..." She smiled at that and, with her vines; she took everything inside the pack to show him.

Clothes in one vine, in other his shaft and book, and in the last, some food... Some that could perfectly be for a battalion; that is why the backpack was so heavy "So... anything I have will be teleported here no matter how heavy it is, isn't it?"

Agna nodded at that and suddenly looked like she had remembered something important "Oh, almost forgot, a Goomba with Japanese like style came to the inn a few minutes ago thanks to the pipe system..."

Ely suddenly interrupted after hearing that "The pipe system in a lot of kilometers around is broken because the queen's giant piranhas! It is impossible that anything good could have happened! So tell us fast Agna, what did she want?!" Ely was outraged for some reason, but even almost yelling she looked calm... of some shorts.

"Well, half and half... She didn't tell me her name but said that she needed a fellow adventurer/s to take down a giant piranha plant that had appeared here in the Pipe Town tunnel to help and remove it..." Agna smirked widely thinking about something but didn't say a thing "Nobody said anything and she returned to the pipe after looking at everyone in the tavern like they were cowards, and I know it even with her wearing the common grass hat of the Goombas"

"So she must be in the Pipe Town tunnel?" Ely asked and Agna nodded "Great... more trouble tomorrow I guess..." She said and turned in the pipe, a few seconds latter she was snoring like hell... Fast sleep she has.

"Tim" Agna continued now that Ely was asleep "I know this is the weirdest thing that happens to you, and probably the one that hurts the most" She smirked touching the side Ely had pounded with the shell hammer "But I hope you have good luck.. since I am sure you will find the giant piranha plant in the tunnel, it isn't there now only to seek a fight and free the tunnel if it is defeated, I am sure the queen has something to do with it"

Tim nodded and Agna, in something that felt like the first warm (and spiky) hug in his life, placed him in the pipe again where the warm and the weight of his new backpack tired him to the point of get asleep fast... dreaming of little birdos and Koopas jumping on the heads of little plumbers with moustache.

*** Frontier line - Cave to Pipe Town - Morning ***

"A good and sunny day to get into a tunnel and get someone pawned!" Sariw was really cheerful in the morning; so much that shi awoke Tim with those words and with hir tubular mouth in front of him... The result was him being upside down in the grass thanks to the fall to the ground with a scared/hurt look in his face.

"Good hurting everyone" He groaned as the three gals smirked, Ely more than anyone else of course... Tim got up when he felt better to see the backpack at his side so he took it and looked at everyone, now ready and in front of him.

First time he noticed the Birdo sisters clothed: Sariw had red trousers and a white shirt with Mario's face in it, like he was on the games, also white shoes. Laica had short shirt and pants, white and black in that order, also green metallic boots.

"Everyone ready as far as I can say" Sariw cheered as the tree girls turned and walked towards the tunnel entrance... leaving Tim behind! Until he awoke a bit from whatever had happened to him and decided to fallow them inside of the tunnel.

*** Unclaimed/Upper Sub world - Tunnel to Pipe Town - Morning ***

"This place needs to be cleaned..." Tim said a bit mad... He didn't like dirt, maybe he was a pig at some point and in some things he still is, but this place was... BROWN! The pipes were originally green and the walls blue, it is something that you must know... And more if we know they were only at the entrance, what would be like in the deepest parts?

"Tell us about it" Ely said in a dry tone "I had to use this place a week ago to be the referee of a battle here and, even if the battle was interesting and ended well, the warriors and myself got out of here with a "strange" smell that lasted no less than three days... and that bathing four times a day..."

"Sick... place... this... is..." Tim mumbled as he covered his nose wile, finally, everyone entered the place.

The tunnel floor was made of pipes covered in crystal... the crystal was almost clean but a bit grey *Must be a SPECIAL crystal to not be as shitty as the rest of the place* Tim thought. The walls were made of blue stone but were now dirty like a sewer in the worse city of all... Still the place smelled somewhat good, even if at some points it was worse than a dead corpse, it had a few green places with little flowers that were heaven in this dark and smelly tunnel...

"At least it is a simple tunnel that goes onwards all the time" Sariw tried to cheer him up, at least that it did, a bit. It was true the tunnel was going onwards all the time, so it would be hard to have surprises or to be lost.

"True fact... hope it is not the only good thing" Tim said, almost mumbling, he didn't like the dirt as I have said, but this much was ridiculous. At least they could continue the walk towards the other side without any interruption... only squishy sounds and, here and there, white eyes looking at them from the shadows in the pipes that appeared on the ground or on the wall now and then.

*SNAP!* A piranha plan, a small one, almost bitted Tim's hand when the group was in the middle of the tunnel, the little. This place of the tunnel was filled with pipes and little piranhas around, so it was hard that they would remain calm around three persons since Ely wanted to go ahead and check if the exit was clean so she wasn't around when, suddenly, the snap took everyone's attention.

Tim, at first, hadn't noticed the piranha plant like Sariw and Laica, but when its haws almost bitted his hand and the snap sounded, a huge square of stones appeared in the middle of the tunnel.

At first Sariw and Laica were smiling at the little piranha plant (that was shorter than Tim) because of the efforts of the little one to damage him "How cute" Laica said smiling as shi petted the piranha plant who tried to bite hir hand "It is trying to eat me" Shi smirked.

"A shame she can't" A deep raspy voice said and then, everyone stopped with the smiling, even Tim was smiling after Laica teased the little piranha plant "But I think I will hive her a bit of each one of you after I have take care of you" The raspy voice said and the small piranha plant disappeared along with the other ones in the pipes.

*Creeeeak!* A loud sound filled the air as a huge pipe appeared in front of the three "heroes", a pipe with two scepters and a crown in the front "That pipe is from the queen's army!"

A massive head then emerged, a head of a piranha plant, a big one at that, with huge fangs and the normal coloration but a deadly grin on its face "I suppose I don't need to say anything then... but now that I have the chance... why waste it?" It said with its still raspy tone "You are to fallow me willingly, or forced, to see the queen and be judged because of your treachery against your royal and gentle queen repeatedly and without success, which places you in a bad situation... But not coming willingly will make it worse" The piranha then smiled evilly, knowing the ones before it will not come willingly in any way.

"Go fuck yourself!" Tim didn't know what had gotten into him, but he was really mad at that accusations and even more knowing his friends would be forced to come with the piranha and be judged by the queen itself, making this a total loss for him, his quest, and his new friends, something he couldn't bear even to thought about, and it made him happy to know that part of himself was alive.

"Thought like you would say something nicer for a moment" The huge head did a poker face there and smirked in an evil way before rising. The plant was huge, its vine was enormous and had huge spikes... worse thing was when four more smaller vines with more piranha heads emerged from the same pipe "Of course I knew you would not come with me that easy" The five head smirked and then got serious in seconds.

The stones then begun to bright hard and a blue aura appeared, making a barrier that would hit the top of the tunnel, forcing the two birdos and the human to be caged with the giant piranha "I knew the day was too good to be true" Laica sighed as shi took a pair of Koopa spikes with a handler. They had a dark glow in one side and a light glow in the other.

"But it is a good day to battle at least" Sariw was more optimistic than hir sister when shi took hir hammer with both hands and the pink glow appeared. This time Tim could see the words in the hammer head *The whiner queen*, and he supposed it was the name of the weapon as he took his shaft from his backpack.

Suddenly the bars appeared again, the bar of his life (Or HP...) and when looking at Sariw and Laica he could see hir bars too... but he couldn't see the ones of the big piranha plant "Sariw... How can we defeat this thing if we don't know how weak or strong it is?" He asked, Sariw wanted to answer but unlike in the real games, the piranha attacked.

One of its head spited fire at Sariw who returned it towards the piranha who attacked hir with a huge hammer swing, the fireball damaged the head that grumbled but remained there "I doubt it Tim!" Shi yelled at him since now the heads were growling and the sound was intense that normal words couldn't been heard "Just hit it hard and fast until a panel with "Game over" appears in front of its stupid face!"

"Stupid?!" The giant piranha plant shouted angry "Said stupid to this!" It yelled swinging its four mini giant piranha plants in one huge move. One going to collide like a frontal punch in Sariw's face, two going from each side like tentacles so shi couldn't escape and the fourth one doing an arch from where it was to hir position.

Result? "Meep..." A giant drop of water appeared in the head of Sariw as shi couldn't dodge the attack in any way... so shi received it fully. It sent hir flying to the ceiling because of the power of the hit, and then, towards the ground with a loud *crunch* when shi fell.

Tim looked at hir and saw the green bar emptying and turning fully red with a sign of *K.O Man!* on the side of hir bar "Hehehe... So who is stupid now?" The giant piranha plant asked with the raspy voice as it took its minions back.

"You are, Kran" A strong feminine voice echoed as Laica ran towards hir sister to take hir to a side of the combat area so shi wouldn't be harmed any further. Tim whoever was looking at his enemy with fire in his eyes and also seeking for the voice source to see who the one that has just talked was.

"Not now for the love of the queen!" The giant piranha, now known as Kran, shouted "Where the hell are you Gretel? Let me take you out once and forever!" Kran turned its giant head just in time, because in that moment a figure with a light armor that looked like a samurai one jumped from the nearby pipes, almost hitting Kran with what seemed to be a long katana made of Koopa shell.

"Here I am!" She, the new figure that Kran named as Gretel, yelled as she landed firmly on the ground "And I am going to send you back to that slut of a queen you have!" Gretel then did a something, Tim wouldn't know how to describe it, but it was like she pointed at Kran with her sword as it begun to shine.

"It is Kran, one of the four sisters of the Giant Piranha Force that serves the queen. She and her three sisters are strong enemies serving the queen in the task of making all the pipes be useful only to her fallowers" Gretel gasped for air a moment wile bloking one of the mini giant piranha heads with her sword.

"Ung!" She grunted as the hit has moved her a bit, meaning it had been hard "She has low attributes but her four tentacles are indestructible and strong... Attack her lips and she will fall in no time!"

"Who are you talking to?! Defend yourself and don't tell me what we both already know!" Kran shouted as she used her tentacles again against Gretel who blocked it as well as she could, until Kran heard like the wind was being cut.

"To us you stupid plant!" Laica and Tim had jumped on her pipe and tentacles until both of them were in front of her "face", possibly more due to the anger after Sariw was hit than to the ability both of them had, nonetheless they where there and Kran, if she could do it, was pissing her pants.

Both of them then struck hard on her lips; the Koopa spikes not making horrid wounds but leaving red trails and a, harmful looking, broken lip to Kran as Tim did several hard and fast strikes on his side, probably doing it hard enough to break more than one tooth to her.

"AAAAH! My dam lips!!!!!" She cried as Laica and Tim landed on the ground, both of them still angry but Tim visibly tired and a bit scared as Kran begun to move her tentacles frantically because of the pain "You will pay for this when I find my sisters! You haven't seen the last of me!" She sobbed as she returned to the pipe, almost crying for someone called "Mindy".

*** A few moments after that... ***

Sariw was more or less ok, she had received a hard hit but luckily only left hir unconscious because shi blocked the hit with hir hammer, it would have been worse if shi hadn't.

Ely had returned with a bunch of goombas in "KO" mode saying she had been ambushed in the exit, the little guys tried to bite her head and then swarm her... Tim thought if he had to pity them or not...

*ejem* well, someone was missing in the action, and Tim wasn't it since he was talking both with Ely as with Sariw and Laica "I am Gretel, last of my clan to oppose the queen, everyone else is allied with her and had turned their backs on me" She said when everyone turned to look at her.

She had an oriental hat, one done with grass that covered most of her face and neck, and with the light of the place it was hard to see anything in special about it. Her body was covered in a red and black armor that resembled pretty much samurai armor, but a bit thinner, both in weight and protection, the same was for her arms and legs, except she had wooden sandals on her feet that resembled a human one with brown skin.

"I was trying to send the dammed Kran back to the queen for at least five years, running from place to place that connected the pipes and now that she is gone... I don't have any objective... and even less if I am alone" She finished, nobody could see her eyes but it was obvious she was pleading right now.

"Umm..." Everyone was a bit confused and speechless at the moment, but more than that, it was a bit of hard to trust anyone... for the ones that were used to this, to Tim it wasn't that hard "I am ok with it if you would want to come and help us against the queen, you helped us, we own you at least one chance and some company"

Gretel then chuckled an took her hat off, revealing a mostly human face, but brown and with short white hair, also with normal eyes but mostly white and black little dots instead of "human" ones, and also, a pair of fangs showing at each side of her mouth, a bit larger than a normal human could have "This goomba is grateful for that" She chuckled.

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Well, the second chapter is finished and only took me... seven months... Ok, ok, ok X3 Will work more, but I have a lot of projects, the school and a few more things I am sorry X3 But I have been having a shitty year and I will have a busy new year so I do what I can... It doesn't help also that I feel useless writing X3 (Sorry to say it HERE but I needed to get it out of my system ^^").

Asides of that, please, comment after reading, one of the biggest reasons I don't work much is because I feel I write to no one X3.

Oh, and something I talked with a friend about only to know... But would you all like to see this as a comic instead of a story? I am only asking since I don't have the money to have an artist drawing this for me. This is only a question since I am carious about your opinion, thank you :3.