The Panda Guide To Gaining Friends.

Story by Ixyao on SoFurry

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The pandas ears flickered a bit, there was a slight murmur of voices and a jingle of keys coming from behind the door to their apartment. 'What's this... Has Kyse found life outside his games?' Ixy thought to himself, ears swivled back to catch bits of the conversation.

Soon enough, the door had opened and Kyse was pocketing his keys while talking to a new person. A raccoon no taller then the lemming himself, sporting glasses and a few layer of clothing. "But, come on... The bloodgulch raid? Do you really think we could pull that off?" the Kyse inquired to this stranger.

"Sure, I mean, Erik can soak with the best of 'em and you're prolly the best DPS in the guild." the newcomer returned as coats were thrown aside. Soon the two were sitting on the couch, apparently speaking in tongues for all that Ixy could make out of it.

Growing sick of listening from his seldom granted position in front of their computer, the panda quietly hopped out of his seat and slunk up behind the couch, suddenly appearing between the two in as loud a display he could manage. "So, Who's the cutie!" He yell with a grin, looking over at the startled coon to the unimpressed lemming.

"Erf, this is Ash." Kyse sighed, looking over to see his friend slowly getting over his heart attack and was now staring at the one who startled him. "uhh... and Ash, this would be the roommate I warned you of, Ixy." The panda looked over to the coon with a grin and a Wave.

"H-heya..." Ash squeaked slightly, slowly composing himself so he didn't look like a train wreck on their couch. Once recompiled, he just watched the panda, his gaze immediately averting to the side when Ixy glanced back.

"Heh, cute." The panda chuckled, standing up again and returning to his original seat in front of the computer. "So where did you find this source of outside life then, Kyse?" he asked during his stride over, not looking back once to the two on the couch.

"Actually, He's in my guild." Kyse looked over to the shy coon who was kinda fiddling in place on the couch, eyes slowly shifting all about the room trying to take in the lazily decorated place. "Yeah, we were chatting during some downtime between raids. Turns out he just lived about half an hour across the city."

"...right, Ash?" Kyse added, in hopes to snap the 'coon back to the land of the living. The affect it had worked, kinda, as the coon's attention flew back down to earth with a start. "Who, whaa? Oh! yeah... Eheh." Ash spluttered out, looking between the rodent and his roommate back and forth quickly.

"Uh...yeeeeah..." Kyse blinked a bit at the coon, then looked back to his roommate. "Anyway, we were going to friend of his for a small LAN party, care too join?"

"Nah, I'm fine at home. It's few and far between your not home, might as well enjoy it." He spared a glance to the two on the couch before returning his is random web trolling. The panda yawned and clicked away at the computer while the two on his couch chatted away, the coon appearing to have regained motor skills once more.

Being the horrible person he was, Ixy's mind wandered of course, leading through a whole slew of scenarios. A lot involving the black furred lemming that was his roommate. They've had a small handful of encounters since he had first claimed that rodent rump. But the amount of thoughts that has Kyse in them were overpowered by the ones involving this newcomer in his house.

Ixy sparred a glance or two back to the rather emotive speaking raccoon, taking in who this stranger was. A quick glance would show that he wasn't tall, nor was he short. Relatively speaking, he was maybe a few inches then Kyse. Appearance wise, the bespectacled 'coon was sporting himself a hooded zip-up vest over a black long sleeved shirt. Ash's somewhat unkempt, short hair was held back by a hat holding it, ear sprouting from their designed holes in it.

The panda murred to himself, losing himself in his little thoughts. He dwelled a bit to much though, as it was starting to show through to the company in the room. "Is he always like that?" Ash asked, looking past Kyse to the zoned out panda who was lolled back in the chair and staring at the wall.

"No, sometimes he thinks." Kyse grumbled, raising from the couch and giving the panda a fwap across the head, resulting in some cussing and a strong-armed punch to the lemming. "Hey it wasn't that bad!" he yelped, rubbing at the punched arm. "Anyway, I was just letting you know that I was going to run and take a shower before we left, keep Ash from going insane with boredom."

"Oh! Will do!" Ixy yelled out, jumping out of his chair and giving the dorkiest of salutes to the lemming. Standing side by side as they were really drew out the sharp height contrast of the two. With an eyeroll at the totally immature reaction he got, Kyse padded off to the shower, leaving Ixy to fill his space next to the 'coon.

"Soooo... What do you do for a living." the panda said, attempting some kinda small talk with the raccoon. "Who, wha?" Ash started, snapping back to life once again and sparing a gaze to the larger fur. "Oh... Umm... I'ma freelance artist.." he trailed off, quickly looking to the wall, then the tv. Anywhere but the one who seemed to have their interest trained on him.

"That sounds cool, prolly more interesting then my job." Ixy spoke, watching the seemingly nervous raccoon who was now staring at his toes and watching them wiggle. "Umm... nervous 'bout something?"

"Huh? Oh... No, not at all..." Ash blushed slightly, squirming in his seat. It was a simple conversation and the raccoon looked like he was under an inquisition. The panda could only chuckle a bit watching the shy 'coon wriggle near by.

"Right... So, do ya have a girlfriend?" Ixy asked, making it sound like an idle question, but his ears perked, waiting with bated breath for the response. A yes or no here would decide his next question, and he knew that Kyse liked his long shower...

"Umm... Not really..." Ash told his feet, his face turning a deeper shade of crimson. He squirmed in his seat a bit, tail flicking beside him. It was probably best he was looking down, he didn't see the brief grin that cracked on the pandas face.

"No, eh? Well that's kinda boring." Ixy leaned over a bit, pushing a paw into the couch cushion that divided the two, the corner of it burying into the couch as the pandas weight came down on it. "Any real reason why?"

Ash gave a soft meep, feeling the weight shift on the couch. This small tilt towards the panda made the surface area of the seat seem to quickly shrink. "No real reason..." he quipped, shuffling away from the panda. He turned a bit so he could watch the other male, he'd prefer his back to the door then the other for now.

"You sure?" Ixy asked, placing another paw on the couch and crawling another inch or so closer to the coon who was making a slow escape. "It isn't just that you haven't found the right one... maybe they girls just can't see how cute ya are."

Ash's face slipped into a deeper, more violent shade of red as he looked around the room for a quick escape. He ended up sitting sideways in the seat and slowly skittering backwards from the advancing panda. "N-no... S'not that..." He watched the predator getting closer as he slid back more.

"Ah, well... Maybe its that you don't like girls." Ixy smirked, crawling over till it was on all fours on the couch, a foot or so from looming right over top of the shy coon. He was close enough though, that he could reach out and touch the other.

"Wh-what makes you say that?!" Ash yelped, having skittering back far enough that the arm of the couch was halting any further escape and now there was a arm reaching towards his face, from which he could only try to lean back from and watch it.

Ixy just watched the coon try to escape, grinning even wider now. "Might be that cute lil blush you sport every time I looked at you..." he started, the paw dropping in trajectory and taking hold of the vests zipper. "...or the fact you haven't stopped me yet." he finished his sentence, slowly tugging the zip down the front of the raccoon's chest.

Ash's words spluttered out incoherently as he just watched his vest being opened. Sure he was wearing another shirt underneath, but he still barely knew the guy and already he was being undressed by him. Any argument he formed quickly faltered away as the nerves took over. He rooted in place, shivering slightly as his vest was soon opened and pushed back, the paw rubbing along his clothed belly.

The panda smirked as the coon went silent, watching the jittery guy aptly. Ash's attention was finally focussed on something, and that was the paw that was moving slowly across his stomach, seeming to move lower across his shirt. "wh-what are you... " Ash started before letting out another yelp as the hem of his shirt was lifted. Ixy smiled, looking back up to the surprised coon.

"Nothing you wouldn't like." he replied, lifting the shirt about half way and just letting it rest there. Slowly, the paw flattened against the exposed belly, gently messing up the rather well groomed fur found underneath. This served as a well placed distraction as the coon was so intently staring at the paw that was touching him he didn't notice Ixy leaning in closer.

By the time he noticed it was too late, the panda moved his paw away and pressed both of them on the couch arm behind Ash, pinning the coon in between. His face was washed in the heated blush he sported, letting out a small yelp of slight resistance before the pandas muzzle was firmly pressed against his.

Ixy was fairly notorious with his sudden makeouts and normally his paws would be all over the other, groping and feeling up the competition so to speak. This time, however, he took this shy boy into consideration and when his paw did begin to move, it was simply rubbing along the soft tummy fur of the timid coon. He willed them to keep from moving lower now, wanting to enjoy what he had.

A soft murmur rumbled past the pandas throat as held the small kiss with the coon. He might have been imagining things, but was the other guy pressing back into it a little? He brushed away the thought, it wasn't impossible, but it just seemed very unlikely to happen. His paw moved again, grasping another zipper and slowly sliding it down.

Ash's face felt like it was about to explode, he didn't so much mind the fact that the other male was suddenly all over him as it was that he never would have expected this to happen. And so quickly too. He didn't resist the advances though, in fact without thinking he kinda pressed into the pandas lips, welcoming the advances. This was until he felt his pants come undone.

"Wh-What are you doing?" he yelped loudly, pulling back from the panda to see that the pants were wide open to reveal ths boxers underneath. The answer he received was a silencing kiss quickly followed by watching the panda slip down and begin to nuzzle at his chest.

"I told you... You'll like it." Ixy murmured, slowly rubbing his cheek against the soft furred belly over and over. Ash gripped at the couch, watching as the panda pressed himself into the exposed fur. The bewildered silence was cut short by a surprised gasp as the panda stole a lick at the tummy fluff, his lips pressing against the matted spot of fur and proceeding to kiss it softly.

The coon squirmed more in his position pressed against the arm, a few more soft gasps slipping past his lips while the panda slowly made out with his belly. Ixy kept up his slow advances, licking and suckling on the small patch of fur while its owner writhed lightly beneath him.

Ash let out a slightly exasperated gasp as his belly was suckled on, trying to ignore the fact that his boxers were starting to pitch a small tent just under the pandas chin. Ixy, on the other paw, did notice this but he ignored it for now, putting more of his attention into the slow makeouts with the warm tummy fuzz.

The coon panted lightly, his paws fumbling along the couch until the one fell atop the pandas head, gripping the headfur lightly. Ash's pants jolted with a soft moan as the panda began to suckle harder on the belly. The growing erection was soon poking into Ixy's chin, becoming too much to ignore now.

Finally releasing the tuft of well matted fur, Ixy leaned back enough to let his paws sink into the coon's waist band, ever so slowly peeling back the boxers to reveal the coon length to the light of day. He took a deep whiff of the other males inviting musk as he slid the boxers down within the coons pants.

Once the unwanted material was out of the way the paw gripped the slightly throbbing length, giving it slow strokes. The panda stared up at the coons face, which seemed to be held in a constant panting, eyes closed, maw agape. The paw kept slowly stroking the coon cock, feeling it grow to life fully in his grip.

It wasn't until a bead of pre glistened at the tip that the panda leaned in closer. He took a deep breath, unsure of the reaction he was going to get, but it was past the point of return now. Ever so slowly, he flicked his tongue over the tip, lapping up that drip of pre before taking that cockhead into his muzzle.

Ash's pant's finally broke with a deep, low moan as the hot, wet tongue washed over his maleness. His paw gripped tightly at the panda's hair, not trying to stop him but more reactionary from the sheer overwhelming feeling of the maw taking hold of him like this.

Ixy's ears flickered against the gripping paw. It didn't hurt, but if it kept to long it would get a bit painful. He ignored it for now, contenting himself to sink more and more of the coon length into his muzzle, lapping along its surface slowly. He didn't stop until his nose buried into the soft pubic fuzz on the raccoon, where he just held in place, suckling and nursing the length in his muzzle.

"I..Ixy..." Ash panted hotly, finally abandoning his grip on the headfur in favour of the more stable couch again. His tail flickered off to the side. He wasn't exactly sure what to feel here. To say he didn't really know the panda would be the understatement of the century, but to say he didn't enjoy the attention would also be totally off base. After a short internal battle, his libido won and silence the part of him that said 'WTF?!' for now.

The panda just returned Ash's panting with a soft murr and gulping back hard on the coonhood that was held in his muzzle. The soft moan he heard was more then enough reason to continue right there. Taking another deep breath, he began to pull back from the musky fur, letting his tongue drag through the wake until only the head was in his maw being suckled and licked at.

The coon shivered once again at the slow dragging of the tongue along him, giving off choked gasps as he struggled to keep a stable breath. His paws faltering once again, this time finding a new home in the pandas clothed shoulder, which had soon bunched up the shirt and gripped it tightly.

Ixy's thoughts raced, he knew that Kyse wouldn't be in the shower all too much longer, and he certainly didn't want to get caught in such a perilous situation. The only viable choice here was to finish the poor coon off quickly! Grinning slightly to himself he quickly dropped his head back down, suckling and lapping along the supple flesh of the other male.

The coon yelped out once again as the moist muzzle took himself into it once more, panting heavily as his body began to roll lightly, forcing his hips upward into the pandas muzzle. That blush that occupied his face returned full force as he realised he was only spurring the panda onward.

And spur he did, Ixy taking the slight bucking as a sure sign to continue. Gulping back the small beads of pre that ebbed from the coon's tip he started to slowly bob against the slight bucking, slurping and suckling hard on the length as he moved his lips along its surface.

Ash gave off another yelped moan as a particularly hard suck made him buck hard into the pandas face, practically pushing his length into the back of the pandas throat. The act gave Ixy a new idea and, after a few deep breaths, he pushed down on the coon length once again, positioning the tip to the back of his throat...

The coon didn't so much as gasp but cried out loudly, his entire body seeming to tense up as he felt himself sliding down the pandas throat. The rippling of the throat walls around him made his panting even heavier, writhing madly against the couch. His back arched, throwing his upper half over the arm of the couch as he concentrated on not unloading right now.

Ixy couldn't hold it for very long, and after a few hard gulps around the cocktip he went back to bobbing slowly along the males hardness. He could tell that the other wasn't too far off by now, judging by the heavy panting and the slowly increasing thrusts at his muzzle.

Sure enough, the raccoon was sitting on the verge of release. It wasn't often that he visited a friend and ended up getting a random blow-job from a stranger, and it wasn't arguable that it was a somewhat hot situation to be thrown into. His paws gripped tighter at the shirt, letting his body buck heavily into the pandas muzzle, repeatedly. "Ixy~" he whined lightly.

The panda didn't ease off, in fact his suckling and bobbing just grew harder at the whined rendition of his name. He suckled and slurped loudly on the other, pressing a paw into the small of Ash's hip to hold him down as he applied more pressure to the other male.

"Uhhnhn....Gyhhnaa" Ash managed to choke out as released washed over his tensed body. His cock throbbed heavy in the pandas muzzle, suddenly unloading itself in thick bursts of heavy cum. Panting heavily, his frame twitched hard at every little touch. It didn't help that Ixy decided to work every drop he could get out of the poor coon. He suckled and licked over the spraying length, giving off deep murrs as the hot blasts splashed off his tongue.

Once Ash had mostly calmed down, Ixy finally released him from his maw. A few stray dribbles of seed leaked from the spent length into the coons belly fur. "Told you ya'd like it" the panda said with a grin, swallowing back the thick seed with a lick of his lips to catch anything that might have remained.

The coon could only slump down on the couch, sliding down into the panda until his back could rest fully against the arm. Ixy just giggled at the spent, panting coon, tucking the still a bit sticky member back into his boxers and doing the pants back up. "C'mon, ya gotta get straightened up before Kyse shows up."

Slightly begrudgedly, the coon sat up. He was content to just lay there and ignore everything whilst enjoying the pleasant afterglow. It was true that he didn't want the lemming to know about this... At least not until the panda was out of earshot at the earliest. he pulled his shirt down, not worrying about that too much as his vest was going to cover anything there.

"Where's my hat?" he asked no one in specific as he looked about. Apparently it had flopped off when he arched over the arm, and he scooped it up just as a dripping wet rodent appeared from the hall.

"Hey Ixy, where's all the clean clothes?" Kyse yelled out, standing there holding a towel around him. He looked a bit too preoccupied to notice that his friend was half falling from the couch with a panda no more then two feet away.

"I just did laundry, check the hamper ya drowned rat!" Ixy shouted back. He grinned at the expected reaction of being flipped off as Kyse walked away. Once the black rodent was out of range, Ixy looked over to the timid coon once again. "So.. Ash... When are you visiting again?"