Cubinioa -9- Knock Knock
#9 of Cubinioa
sorry If this one seems a little odd. The heat here is making it hard to write anything
But I'm also a little discouraged only 2 votes last time...
And No one Likes Gimpy? Oh well I'll have to think of a new way to work Gimpy into the story
clues, and porn 1
A confused looking cat 1
No love for Gimpy 0
It's a trap 0
So lets do 1&2
The cheap sheet metal door flies off it's track and crumples on the ground as the Fuckups charge in.
A loan cat standing in the small apartments kitchenette sprays the chilled Spoo he'd been drinking from the carton as he ducks behind the door with 4 weapons pointed at him, Mas is still having trouble drawing his gun.
Dept shouts at the black, orange and white cat. "Throw down your weapons and come out with your paws up!"
The half empty carton of plain breakfast spoo is tossed aside splattering out over the floor. And two paws, one orange the other black coming over the top of the fridge. "If Cor-N-HOL sent you. I paid him all ready the plasticreds are in the post." He peeks out over the top of the fridge door.
"This Cor-N-HOL didn't send use and we couldn't give damn about any plasticreds you owe him." Shouts Dept his Pleaser never wavering, "We are FuckUp team 11427 and we have some questions for you."
The boy starts to whimper even louder then when he thought you were merely murderous thugs. "Oh damn Fuckups? Is this about the data vid fees? I know "Ride Them Cow Boys 5" Is six weeks over due But I just haven't had time to get it back to the Pubic Library." He's still careful to keep the fridge door between him and the gun barrels.
"What are you stupid?" Shouts Az "You think we're here for some damn lousy vid Fees"
Mas clears his throat, "Well It has been known to happen, CubPewter feels the deadline for returns is very important, serial offences is treasonable warranting execution by detonation of atomic butt plug."
The pony blinks, for a moment. "Well yeah that's true but..."
"Shut it both of you!" Shouts Dept, "Az I want you to restrain the suspect, Mas keep watch at the door I don't want anyone getting in here behind us. Everyone else split up and search the place. " He looks about for a moment before snagging Dubs elbow. "Ohh and if you find that vid file confiscate it for evidence. I haven't had a chance to see it yet."
The horse grabs the kitten and pulls him out of cover He's lanky wearing a work uniform that looks two sizes to small. The pink spandex almost stretched out to the breaking point. Az growls hungrily as he stares at the cubs firm little ass almost bursting at the seams.
Meanwhile Dub plops himself down at the computer terminal. He knows this is the pony's apartment cause CubPewter said so. Since CubPewter is always right the pony may have hidden something thing on his computer. He begins searching the files idly masturbating as he scans through the gigabytes of porn that are part of every networked terminals firmware. Uploaded from the cameras in every bedroom in the complex. It's not as fun as the stuff the entertainment channels put out but for shear volume of sucking and fucking it can't be beat. But if Bgc was smart any thing he'd need to hide could be safely stashed in the pile.
Dept was searching the apartments bedroom. This was definitely the place, there where a few pictures of the red pony on the bedside table as well as spare horseshoes in the closet. The saddle however seemed designed to fit the cat. Searching the tables he doesn't seem to find anything out of the ordinary dildos, vibrators, and butt plugs... the same sort you might find in any bedroom. In exasperation he searches under the bed maybe something good is hidden down there. He drips something long and fleshy and gives it a tug.
Bukk meanwhile is searching through the pony's personal papers. Most porn mags, and some nice ones at that, Colt illustrated, Pony fancy, Foal Fucker quarterly... It's odd that a pony so obsessed with horse ass would be shacked up with a cat though. He flips through the next mage and it's dedicated to horse boys dressed up like merry go round pony when something slips out
From the kitchen comes the sound of a scuffle. Distracted by there own startling finds the others are slow to react.
So what happens next
Az discovers that the kitten isn't the Pony's roommate...
Dept finds a secret compartment under the bed that ties the pony to his own secret society...
Dub comes across evidence that a team of rouge Fuckups is working with the pony...
Bukk discovers maps in the porn to someplace called Ou tsi de and that some how the pony's plans revolve around getting to this place.