[Com] Frotting in Traffic [Story]

Story by KajiAldewolf on SoFurry

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This is a story that I commissioned Zev for. XD This is his desc:

Another commission for Kaji, which he split with Haku. Both of them are awesome dudes ^^ It was a pleasure to write for them. Oh ya, it's also based on this picture over here - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7715798/ or here! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7715918/

This story also features Dracoofzeradaith, Kindle, Artie, Sitku, and myself! :D Kaji seems to like requesting his friends be included in these stories, which is just awesome.

So ya, this one is a really great mixture of plain silly and erotic. I loved writing for April. Crazy characters are so much fun to work with. You can almost have them say anything, and yet you've got to keep them working with a specific restraint. I think April is a little self obsessed, don't you?q


"This is April Levine, here with the Channel Seven news. Today, we bring you live coverage of what has gone from a traffic pile up to outright devastation of the Freeman Bridge connecting South Side station with Hutchen's Parkway. Cars are currently backed up on all lanes, and many of the owners have simply fled their vehicles to avoid getting crushed by the two giants lying across the bridge.

"Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you heard me correctly. Giants. And there are two of them. You can see their faces in the camera right now, both of them with their noses pressed up together, smiling. These titans are clearly enjoying the destruction that they are causing. And yet twenty minutes ago, they were just ordinary individuals like the rest of the people stuck in traffic trying to get home after a long day at work.

"The black wolf with the dragon like wings seems to have started this travesty. He was the first one people reported as suddenly escalating in size, bursting out of the clothing that he wore while standing on the roof of his car. Citizens have reported they heard him shouting about how tired he was of the regular rush hour traffic, and that he had decided to do something about it finally.

"The other brown one, who looks something like a malamute mixed with a wolf, joined in shortly thereafter. Eye witness reports say that the brown canine jumped on top of his own car and proceeded to grow much like the other canine upon seeing the black wolf growing. The brown dog, according to witnesses, said that he was not going to let his friend have all of the fun. No known connection has been made between the two giants currently.

"At the point where they both reached the size where they could lie comfortably across the width of the four lane bridge, the canines embraced each other and fell to the ground, causing cracks and fissures to spread across the structure. No injuries have been reported at this time, but insurance companies are already denying claims for damaged vehicles, on the grounds that the insurance companies do not protect against, quote: "damage caused by large scaled persons." More on that after this report.

"Damage to the Freeman Bridge at this time can not be estimated. Drivers are advised to take scenic routes, either along Highland Drive or Tuscany Avenue if they wish to avoid getting caught in the pileup that has accumulated on both the north and south lanes of the Freeman Bridge. We can not speculate at this time how long traffic will remain in this location, as we have never seen or experienced something quite like this while reporting. Please bear with us, and make sure to stay tuned to Channel Seven news for all the updates on the Giant Crisis. We'll return after this commercial break."

***

Kaji rumbled softly as he dipped his toes through the cool river, barely able to get anything past his claws into the liquid without having to stretch his legs out. He didn't much feel like moving at the moment. The feeling of the hard cement against his fur, hot concrete on warm fluff, provided the perfect contrast to the icy chill of the water. The railing of the bridge dug painfully into his ankle. Pushing it out of the way seemed like a good idea, but a lick on his nose distracted him from the mild discomfort and reminded him why he was loathe to move in the first place.

Kaji found himself entangled with the smiling wuffamute. The two canines were used to fighting with each other for who could be bigger, but often ended up just hanging around at the same size and fooling around as equals. Kaji hadn't expected the wuffamute to show up when the draolf had originally began growing. The mutt just wanted an excuse to blow off a little bit of steam after his hellish day at work, traffic having tipped him over the edge to the point where he was willing to cause a little bit of chaos. Haku, the brown furred dog, showed up before Kaji even had a chance to start stomping.

"You planning on causing a little bit of fun without me, mutt?" Haku had said as his shirt had burst off his shoulders, revealing a broad torso that tapered down to a narrow waist, the perfect shape for an aspiring heavy lifter. Kaji himself was a bit leaner, more toned than bulky, but as their sizes matched, the difference had become largely unnoticeable to anybody else. "Don't get bent out of shape, I've got just the thing you need to relax."

With both of their clothing removed, the two canine mixtures could see the other's undergarments, both of them clad in green boxer briefs with white elastic. The coincidence was unncanny, but it wasn't the first time they had worn matching briefs. It helped that both were familiar with the other's choice in dress. Kaji had eyed the impressive bulge in the wuffamute's briefs, the two heavy orbs perfectly outlined under the fabric. Even Haku's sheath was detailed under the cotton, the top of the briefs rounded out where the cock was starting to emerge. Kaji loved looking at, because he could feel his own doing the exact same thing.

"And just what were you doing in traffic, anyway?" Kaji had remarked as he took a thundering step towards Haku. "Frankly I'm surprised you'd even decided to be a reasonable size for a change, considering how often you love abusing those powers of yours. Weren't you on a ski trip right now, anyway? Taking some foxes on the mountains, last I heard." Their solid bodies had collided, pressing into one another, two beasts getting ready for the familiar dance of competition.

"Going home from said vacation." Haku had gently guided the pair towards the ground, spreading the cracks along the bridge that their initial footsteps had caused. Their bodies had needed a little bit more time to grow to fully span the bridge, but once their feet had touched water, a mutual agreement had been reached to cease increasing their size. The sounds of cars honking, people screaming, and even one bold individual punching Kaji's tail had done nothing to distract them from their playfulness. When their junk had rubbed together for the first time, Kaji knew exactly where this was going.

Now they were biding their time, waiting for the perfect moment to begin the passion that they intended to unleash upon the smaller folk surrounding them. The draolf pushed his knee forward, wedging the leg closest to the ground between Haku's legs. Haku squeezed around it with his thighs, responding to the proximity by reaching around Kaji's waist to begin rubbing at the membrane of the draolf's wings. A low growl passed through Kaji's muzzle, rustling the fur on Haku's neck. They stared into each other's eyes, unmoving, simply smiling as they stayed snuggled up together in broad daylight.

***

"This is April Levine, live from the Channel Seven news chopper, reporting on the scene of the two giants who have stopped traffic. No progress has been made, and the two have not moved from their position for over five minutes now. It appears that the black furred one has drifted off to sleep, though he may just have closed his eyes because he's relaxing. Unfortunately, from the safety of this chopper, there's no way to know or test their breathing.

"Citizens are advised to take alternatives routes. The police are barring off the roads that lead towards the Freeman Bridge to prevent any more cards from being stuck in the grid lock. If you own a vehicle currently stuck in traffic on the bridge, police are advising that you leave your cars and head towards safety, as the bridge is liable to give out at any minute under the weight of the two giants. I can't accurately estimate their size, but I would guess they must be sixty feet tall each if they're covering up the bridge. What that means they weigh, I have no idea though.

"Representatives of Channel Seven news are attempting to dig up background information on the two canines causing this disturbance. So far, only names have come in. The one with black fur is Kaji, and the one with brown fur is Haku. Their ages, professions, and other relevant information are still an unknown in this situation. If you're listening to this, please call the Channel Seven news hotline at 555-9823 and help keep us up to date on the traffic situation. Remember, keeping us informed helps keep you informed, and everybody safe.

"This just in, movement has been spotted. The two canines' tails are currently wagging. This doesn't appear to be causing any direct damage, but cars are being blown around and pushed away from the pair. I'm getting a message from the insurance companies: they say this does not constitute a hurricane or natural disaster, and they will not cover any damages caused by the gusts created by the giants.

"Coming up next, Channel Seven has a scientific expert on call who will explain how these two massive men can withstand the force of their own bodies. Tune in in ten minutes for another traffic update with April Levine, here on Channel Seven news."

****

Kaji placed his paw on Haku's shoulder, completing the linking of their bodies through proximity and hold. Sturdy muscle belied the softness of the wuffamute's fur, the contrasting shades of brown and tan like a full body tattoo over his body. The draolf opened his lidded eyes, the green irises shining in the llight of the evening sun. His wings folded towards each other, the arm branch sinew rippling as the appendages relaxed. He stuck his tongue out to lick over Haku's mouth.

"So we just going to enjoy a sunbath here, or are we actually going to have some fun?" Kaji asked, thrusting his hips forward to grind their packages together. Haku let out a low whimper of approval, but the smile on his face never wavered for a moment. Kaji was tempted to poke it, try and force a finger inside just to break the grin, but there was something appealing about looking at it. It helped keep the draolf relaxed. He had already forgotten all about the nightmare that was work that day. "It is rather nice outside today, though."

Haku returned the lick, letting his tongue linger over the black mutt's chin for a second. "I don't see why not, do you? There's already a spectacle going on here thanks to you. We might as well drag it out for as long as we want, just to have a little fun at their expense. Besides," Haku squeezed around Kaji's torso, "You still need to tell me exactly why you decided to grow in the middle of traffic. Something happen that you want to tell me about, or were you just bored as usual?"

"Can't it be both?" Kaji replied with a laugh, his tail smacking with a heavy thud into the fractured concrete. "You really don't want to know, though. Standard customers being idiots, management being dumber, and the whole thing coming together to make for one crappy day." The canines rubbed their noses together as they chatted, paws idly stroking over muscle and through silky fur. "The usual times ten, in other words. You can always count on the idiots to make things worse. So," Kaji shrugged, "I figured I'd make things worse for the idiots."

Kaji shoved his knee up, having the bone brush against the underside of Haku's balls. The wuffamute moaned, pushing in to Kaji's muzzle to initiate a deep kiss. But the draolf was already blocking the affectionate reaction with a finger, shaking the digit in front of Haku's eyes like a scolding Jewish grandmother. "Save it, you horny bastard. Let's just enjoy the sun for a little bit longer. You want them to have a show, right? So I'm gonna drag it out of both of us."

***

"This is April Levine, reporting from the Channel Seven news chopper. The giants recently showed movement, but it looked as though the black canine settled his companion down, and the two have resumed simply lying on the bridge. However, we can now confirm based on the actions that they have performed that the two are likely romantically inclined towards one another in some fashion. Parents, please let your children watch with discretion. We at Channel Seven news can not be held responsible if something inappropriate happens on live television.

"I would also like to take this time to let all you out there thinking about calling in to decry homosexual relationships that you should not call the Channel Seven news hotline. That line is strictly reserved for current news. Please send all your concerns on the subject to the Channel Seven news mailroom, and your letters will be discussed on air with Jimmy Kibble, live on the Sunday Show with Jimmy Kibble.

"We have a caller coming in on the situation. Hello, you're talking to April Levine, live with Channel Seven news."

"Hi, this is Artie here."

"Artie, what can you tell us about the two giants currently lying in the middle of the street?"

"Oh plenty, but could you tell them to roll over just a little bit? The trees are blocking my view of them through the binoculars, and I can't leave work right now. Just let them know for me, could you? I'd really appreciate it, April!"

"Mr. Artie, I'm afraid we can't communicate with them right now. If you could tell us any information that you might have on them, that would be most helpful."

"Well, Kaji is a star in bed. You should see the things he can do with those wings. Gets my motor running every time he starts showing off with those things. Why, just the other day h-"

"We appear to have lost our connection with Artie. We'll be taking more callers after the next commercial break. Please be advised that this is an age appropriate broadcast, and we can not allow people on the phone to say anything adult or explicit. Should the situation below turn adult, you can be sure that we here at Channel Seven news will only be reporting on that which is age appropriate. For the full story, tune in to our sister station Channel Nine, where they will have a full and in depth coverage of the event after it happens.

"For now, I'm April Levine, and this is the Channel Seven news chopper. Coming up next, cellphones - should we let our children have them?"

***

"Can we just get on with it, already?" Haku said while nibbling on one of Kaji's ears. "I can feel you throbbing down there, and you're just as ready to get going as I am, so why are you wasting our time?" Both of them were gyrating their hips, slowly rocking their pelvises into the other to get their goods to pulse and mash against one another. Remarkably, they managed to remain sheathed, with just the tips of the members poking into the tight green briefs they both wore. Their nuts, encased in the fabric, looked almost like tennis balls.

"Give me a couple more minutes, alright?" Kaji yawned. "Just want my fur to get nice and sun soaked, this coloring doesn't come easily you know." The draolf snickered. "Alright, that's complete bull, but it's still nice to just lie here and forget about everything for a while. Come on, don't you ever have a terrible day at work, and just want to forget about it by lying down and relaxing?"

"All the time. It's called Monday." Haku continued to gnaw on Kaji's ears. "You've got a fair point there, fine. We'll just continue lying here, blocking traffic and generally being a big nuisance. But," Haku dropped his voice, "you're going to help me get off when you've finally had your share of relaxation, alright? I may have time, but you are definitely blue balling me right now. And you know the rule."

"You cock-block, you unblock. Ya ya, I know. You'll get your junk satisfied." Kaji bumped his knee into Haku's balls. "Your horny mutt. Can you think with anything aside from your dick for a little while?"

"Well I could, but then I would just be thinking about how to make said dick bigger." Haku shoved a tongue into Kaji's ear, making the draolf shiver.

"Touche. Don't think I'd argue you with you there, either. Just cool it for now. Take your tongue out of my ear and put your nose back up against mine. See, isn't that just so much more comfortable?"

"I guess, but it's not as much fun for teasing you."

"Then that's better for both of us." Kaji forced the kiss this time, the wuffamute closing his eyes the moment their muzzles pressed together. Within the warmth of their mouths, their tongues frolliced, rolling around to try and find purchase within the slick heat of their maws. Hot breath wafted from one throat to the other, the miasma mixing and coalescing before getting pushed out their noses. When they separated lips, panting, Kaji watched a puff of Haku's breath disperse into the air, despite the heat of the day. It made the draolf grin wider.

"We can get to the fun part now," he said as he tilted his head up to chew on Haku's ear. The wuffamute just rumbled in pleasure.

***

"This is April Levine, here with another caller on the Giants on the Bridge situation. Sitku, what can you tell us about Kaji?"

"Tell him to bring supper home."

"Pardon?"

"Tell him to bring supper home. If he has time to screw around and cause traffic jams and break a bridge, he has time to stop off and bring supper. I'm not going to cook a meal for him just so he can have his fun with Haku and then expect to get a free dinner. Lazy draolf."

"I'm sorry, Sitku. We can't communicate with the giants at the moment to relay your message."

"Fine then. He'll just have to make his own supper when he comes home then."

"Thank you, Sitku. There's been no change on the situation, so far. The giants have only become more openly amorous with each other the longer they've spent together. We are at minute forty of this disaster, and it looks like there will be no solution forthcoming until the two simply up and leave on their own. Police have successfully diverted traffic away from the bridge, and counselling centres are opening their doors for free treatment for those who have experience any psychological trauma from the incident.

"Once more, I'd like to take the opportunity to remind you that we are looking for useful information on the situation. Anything that you can tell us about Kaji and Haku, the two giants blocking the Freeman Bridge, would be greatly appreciated.

"We have another caller here now. What can you tell us?"

"Well, I don't know how they got so big, but I'd like to volunteer to talk to them."

"Sir - "

"Kindle."

"Kindle, I'm afraid that we don't have the authority to help you talk to them. Besides, wouldn't that be incredibly dangerous?"

"Everything has a few risks. I just want to know how they got so big, and maybe if they could help me get that big too! Think they would mind having a threesome?"

"Excuse me?"

"Or maybe just let a tiger lie down between them,smooshed between their pecs. I wonder how deep those valleys go. Can you give me an estimate from there? You're in the chopper, you should know. Tell me how thick those pecs are, please."

"I.... We'll be right back after these commercial messages for more coverage on the Giants story."

***

Haku dropped his hand down to Kaji's waistband, tugging at the white elastic to try and get it to roll over the draolf's sheath. The first few attempts only succeeding in exposing the hyrbid's ass to the traffic behind him. Kaji restrained Haku's probing fingers, pulling up the lowered briefs shortly after the wuffamute stopped. "I've got a better idea. You like briefs. I like briefs." Kaji thrust forward. "Let's keep them on."

Haku cocked his head to the side, pushing his cheek into the pavement. "Alright, but if you expect me to shrink so I can jack you off while inside your underwear, you've got another thing coming, Kaji." The wuffamute stroked over the bulge in the draolf's shorts, causing Kaji to squirm and roll away from his companion.

"Just stop for a second and let me explain. How about we have a little contest. No using hands, no growing, no powers. Just plain rubbing of cock to cock, though the briefs. Who ever gets off first has to suck the other's cock next time. We'll keep it in the briefs, because face it, that's way hotter than just rubbing them together." Kaji pushed his hips forward, squishing the two sets of junk together. Their balls touched.

Haku grunted. "Not a bad, muttbutt. But that doesn't seem like enough of an incentive to try and get the other off first. How about in addition to having to suck dick, the loser also has to remain smaller for a week? No shrinking beyond normal size, but whoever blows first has to remain shorter than the winner for the entirety of the week." The wuffamute shoved his junk hard into Kaji's, their sheaths plumping up with their budding arousal. Gone was the comfort and relaxation from before. The two prepared for battle, sizing up one another's strengths and weaknesses.

Both reached for the ears of the other, their forearms clashing like swords above their heads. They snarled, trying to force the offending arm down, to get to the ears and begin the initial assault of scratching and soothing the other into a deeper state of arousal. Even as they struggled, they managed to kiss, attempting to dominate with tongue and suction. Kaji's foot rubbed over Haku's, while the wuffamute inhaled to have his pecs rub more firmly into the draolf's.

Their members swelled, forcing up the elastic on their briefs. The beasts were packing, but their undergarments managed to contain the full lengths of their junk. Even as their rods reached past their belly buttons, the cotton held strong, stretching out, keeping their dicks enveloped in a soft casing that helped stimulate their shafts. Haku started leaking pre seed first, staining the green a darker shade, but Kaji produced a bit more, the splotch on the draolf's underwear spreading faster. Each interpreted the sign as a nick in the other's armor, a defense broken that led closer to the eventually release of cum.

The bridge shook under them, the cracks spreading farther across the surface. Ripples from their feet moving in the water turned to waves that crashed on the bank, splashing against the evergreen trunks. The few remaining people on the bridge finally fled, even the most astounded of onlookers recognizing the danger of staying on a bridge close to collapsing under the force of two rutting giants. Pictures flashed, but the cameras couldn't capture the full magnitude of the giant's size, only fragments of their bodies caught in a digital landscape.

*** "This is April Levine, reporting with Channel Seven news. The situation has not changed at all since the last broadcast. The giants are still blocking the bridge, and remain motionless. We've got another caller with us now. Draco, what can you tell us about the two?"

"Well, April, first of all, it's not nice to lie to your viewers. I can see quite clearly that the two of them are having, how should I say, a gay old time. Don't rock the bridge when the bridge is already rocking."

"But what can you tell us about them?"

"Could you tell them to stop being so damned gay? And then to get on over here, so they can be gay with me? I'm in the mood for some giant loving, and those two have got me all fired up. You think they're big? Just wait until you see what I've got downstairs."

"Draco, we're going to have to cut you off, we've got another caller on the line. Thank heavens. Hello, you're on the air with Channel Seven news."

"April, let me start by saying that I'm sorry you've had to put up with all these people. I can't tell you anything about Haku, but I know plenty about Kaji."

"Thank you, sir. What can you tell us?"

"Kaji? He's a mutt. A dragon and wolf hybrid, you don't see a lot of those running around. He thinks he's big and all that, likes to be larger than life. But hey, to his credit, I've seen him let others be bigger. It's more fun to be big with somebody else, he says. Seems like he and this Haku fellow have a history, but you probably figured that out already. You want to distract Kaji? Tell him he isn't big enough, he takes that as a challenge when he's in the right mood. He has to be in the right mood."

"What exactly is the right mood..."

"Zev."

"Zev. What's the right mood for Kaji?"

"Pinned, cornered, excited. Pretty much everything is the right mood for Kaji. You haven't met somebody with a libido quite like Kaji's. Our talking about him probably turns me on right now. I mean him. Turns him on."

"Sir, you're getting a warning here."

"Sorry, April. Right, so more about Kaji. He's got a boyfriend, the guy called earlier too. They seem like a cute couple, haven't actually met the other guy though. I guess when your boyfriend can grow at will, you don't really stop him from doing whatever he wants with whoever he wants.

"Zev, can you explain what you mean by grow at will?"

"Oh, Kaji can control his own height, size, musculature. He can do whatever he wants to whomever he wants, being a god and all that."

"Did you just call him a god?"

"Well sure, that's what he is. You don't think people just naturally grow bigger like that, do you? You gotta have powers and such to get huge. And Kaji's got the power. Likes to share it too, which makes him awesome to hang out with. Still need to get him to fix these back legs, though. Being a taur is fun and all, but it sure makes wearing pants a problem."

"Zev, I'm afraid we have to cut to a commercial now, but thank you for all the information."

"You're quite welcome, April. Enjoy the view from there, I bet it's amazing."

"Well, that's all we can expect for calls. I apologize to our listeners. Apparently we only got perverts and delusional people, with no real information. We'll be back after the hour with more coverage and to see if anything has changed in the situation. Stay tuned for more traffic updates with Channel Seven news."

***

Kaji snarled, his body pressing down on top of Haku's. The two were rolling over one another, trying to remain on top as if that would help their chances in their erotic contest. Kaji bore down with the full strength of his hips, making sure that the entirety of his length travelled along Haku's, two deep voices whimpering with the intense pleasure of the action. Haku recovered faster, flipping Kaji over, switching their positions. The wuffamute performed the same maneuver, with Kaji recuperating a little quicker. They tumbled back and forth over the bridge this way, crushing any of the cars unfortunate enough to end up beneath their bulk.

Precum splattered into their fur, seeping through the stretched out material of their briefs and soaking into their fur. The slickness of the fluid helped them with the frotting, allowing their cocks to shimmy up and down with just a bit more ease, and a whole lot more pleasure behind the motion. Kaji hadn't quite realized how difficult it would be to get somebody off with just his cock without getting himself off in the process. Haku wasn't haven't an easy time of it either, the wuffamute's tongue constantly out of his mouth, panting for air between groans. The droalf's fists clenched, nails digging into his palms to try and keep his erection down. Pre spurted out of the tip of his member, dribbling through the wet briefs on to Haku's chest.

Their hands remained idle at their sides, neither one touching the other's chest, no fondling of nipples, no stroking of hips. Each action, though it brought pleasure to the other, only helped to bring the orgasm closer for the performer of the action. Kissing had ceased. Haku tried to nibble on Kaji's nose, but the draolf dodged, and the wuffamute couldn't keep his head from tilting back to let out a deep moan. Their legs entangled, caught between each other and tossed over the side of the bridge, lifted out of the water. A bit of rubble fell from the underside of the support structure.

Kaji gasped. Something in the back of his cock clicked, and he knew the gate was open. He forced Haku to the ground, slamming the beast of a canine into the bridge hard enough to knock off a small chunk of the concrete into the water. Kaji shoved his aching member down on Haku's, rutting their cocks together for everything the draolf could manage. Haku's shoulders went limp under Kaji's paws, the wuffamute reduced to whimpers of need and lust. Kaji couldn't keep himself in check. Three more forceful thrusts, and the draolf was howling, the sound of Haku's voice echoing alongside Kaji's.

***

"This is April Levine, tendering her resignation with Channel Seven news. Why, you might ask? Because I've been subjected to morons and idiots all day, and you expect me to cover a story about two giants blocking off a bridge while they make out.You know what's wrong with that? Everything!

"And I'm supposed to not talk about the sexual things they are doing? But that's all they are doing! They are just lying there, writhing and moaning as they ejaculate. Too fancy for you morons listening in? Cum! They are cumming! That's what they are doing. Two giant, huge males with massive cocks are cumming all over the Freeman Bridge, right here, right now. And I'm April Levine, here to cover up the whole story so all you know is that there are two giants on the scene.

"That doesn't even make sense! People can't just become big when they want to out of nowhere. 'A god'. What the hell is wrong with you all? Why isn't the army here to take them down? Why isn't anybody trying to get them to move? How come nobody asked them nicely: 'Hey, you two giants? Would you mind having your sex somewhere else that isn't right in the middle of traffic? You're kind of in the way.' No, of course not. You're all idiots.

"And then you have people calling in, asking if they can get in on the action. And you want me to talk to these freaks in a serious way? They want to have giant kinky sex, and you just want me to talk to them like normal people! That's not how it works. These people should all be locked up, chained away, and stuffed into insane asylums. And I'm just as crazy as the rest of you for watching this whole thing and having to listen to you!

"This is April Levine, flying around in the Channel Seven news chopper, watching over giants having sex. This is April Levine, of Channel Seven news, spying on all of you having sex. Why don't you all just get naked and start having sex? But only the men. Only gay sex. Nobody is allowed to have any other kind of sex if you want April Levine of Channel Seven news reporting on you.

"You know what, let's turn this into a story about me. All about me! Would I have had sex with them? I don't know, let's ask April Levine. April Levine, would you have had sex with the giants down there? Why, thank you for asking, April Levine! I would say that I would absolutely have had body crushing sex with them. What makes you say that, April Levine? Well, April Levine, it's important that you understand that giant men are so attractive that I just have to talk about them on the news like everybody else. I'm positively gay for giant men, April Levine.

"You are all weirdos and freaks! This is April Levine, wishing you all would just go away and leave me alone!"

***

Kaji rolled off of Haku, the draolf looking at the clear blue sky and panting. Cum sloshed around in his briefs, or at least that of it which hadn't managed to rocket through the fabric and end up in the river below. Haku had faired no better, the wuffamute nearly mirroring Kaji's state, save for the paw that continued to play with the brown canine's bloated underwear. A bit of cum dribbling out of Kaji's tip, but his cock was already on the retreat back to his sheath. "So, Haku. I think I win."

"What are you talking about?" Haku reached over and grabbed Kaji's cum filled briefs. "This puppy was full long before I even fired the first shot. You owe me a cock sucking."

"You're absolutely right, and if you want, you can suck my cock right now. Because from the sound of your howling, I'm pretty sure that you hit your orgasm first. So get to sucking, and make sure you drink what's already in there."

Haku stood up, crossing his arms under his massive chest, making his pecs bounce and bulge. "Very funny, Kaji. I didn't think you were such a sore loser. Come on, it's just a bit of dick. I know how much you love it. I promise I won't bloat you so full you'll be round for a month. You'll just be round for two weeks. Now get to it."

Kaji rose to his full height, standing just as tall as Haku. "I wouldn't take a bet I couldn't win. Don't act like you did, Haku." Kaji shoved the wuffamute. "Tell you what, we'll get an impartial judge. There are probably cameras here somewhere, maybe the traffic lights if they survived. We'll get somebody to watch it and they can tell us who they thought released first."

"You're just trying to cover for yourself, Kaji. But fine, deal. I don't mind waiting a little bit just to get the satisfaction of your hot mouth on my cock. Tell you what," Haku draped an arm over Kaji's shoulder. "I'll even let you pick the person you want to have watch it, rather than just some random stranger." The pair walked off the bridge, their bulges sloshing in front of them. Cum leaked out the bottom of their briefs, the material sagging nearly down to their knees with the loads trapped within the cotton.

"How about Draco then? He probably taped the whole thing himself." Kaji wrapped an arm around Haku's waist as the friends stomped through the remains of traffic. "Can you agree with Artie?"

"Him? For sure, he'll love watching it too."

"What about Kindle and Zev? They'd probably be reasonably impartial on the whole thing. Oh, and Sitku of course. Wouldn't want him to miss out on this."

"So five judges then?" Haku asked. "That seems reasonable. Leaves room for some error, and there's no chance of a tie. Alright, I accept. Where can we find them all?"

Kaji shrugged, "No idea. But if we were on the news today, I'm sure they heard about it."