Yaoi Fangirls Unite
This was just a random thought I had in my head. All of the characters in this story are all mine.
In an apartment in Sydney, Australia, woke a dingo. His name was Marck and wore a black sleeveless shirt and blue jeans. Along side him also woke a female thorny devil wearing gothic loita named Tyran, and a male tasmanian tiger wearing a green sweater and brown shorts named Ben.
Marck: Ahh, g'day mates! So, what should we do today.
Tyran: Well, I don't know about you two, but I'm going to that new japanese restaurant.
Ben: Ya mean yer gonna go to that restaurant without us, yer friends.
Tyran: Heh heh, well, I only made a reservation for myself. I had completely forgot about you two.
Marck: You're a cruel sheila, ya know that, right.
Tyran: Heh heh Heh, well I guess I'll be going. See ya two later!
With that said, Tyran left to go eat at the restaurant; still giggling as she left. Marck and Ben were not happy about this, as they knew that she only reserved herself on purpose. However, the dingo and tasmanian tiger were not too upset with Tyran; especially since she has done things like that before.
Marck: Well mate, I guess it's just the two of us then, aye. So Ben, what do ya want to do?
Ben: Blimey, just the two of us, alone together.
Ben had hearts in his eyes. He was just starting thinking about himself and Marck having sex. He thought about Marck anally fucking him; with Marck calling him his bitch.
Marck: I know, how about we go shoot some hoops?
Ben: Eh, sure!
At the basketball court, Marck and Ben were playing against each other. The two really seemed to be enjoying their time. As they were playing, two highschool girls; a green tree frog and a kiwi, were walking together until they had noticed Marck and Ben.
Frog Girl: Crikey, do you see that, two boys playing together.
Kiwi Girl: I know right, usually boys hangout in a group, unless they're 'gasp' GAY.
Frog Girl: Eeeeeee, omg, what if they start having sex with each other. Lets keep our eyes on them until they do.
Kiwi Girl: Oh my God, we totally should.
Marck and Ben had just finished play basketball and were just walking. The highschool girls, along with a female tasmanian devil, were following right behind them very stealthly.
Marck: Hey mate, ya hungry for a snack?
Ben: Sure, how about some sherbet? There's a icecream and sherbet vendor right there at the park.
As they went into the park, Marck went to go get their sherbet, while Ben sat on a bench to wait. The girls, who were still hoping to see Marck and Ben have sex, had jumped into a bush to hide and spy. Marck was talking to the female kangaroo at the vendor to get his and Ben's sherbets.
Marck: Two cups of lemon and lime sherbet, please!
Kangaroo Girl: Wouldn't you just rather have a cone of sherbet, so you and your little boyfriend can lick it together, heh heh.
Marck: Wha-, it's not like that, we're just mates.
Kangaroo Girl: Heh heh heh, yeah, sure two are, heh heh.
The Kangaroo gave Marck the two cups of sherbet while still making jokes just to mess with the dingo's nerves. Marck gave a cup to Ben and the two began eating and enjoying their snack. The girls in the bush were still waiting for some action to happen.
Tasmanian Devil Girl: You two were right about them. Do you think that they'll fuck?
Frog Girl: I hope they'll fuck.
Kiwi Girl: Me too, and while we're on this topic, who do you think will be the bottom bitch.
Tasmanian Devil Girl: My money's on the dingo.
Frog Girl: Get real, it's obvious that the tiger would be the bottom bitch boy.
Kiwi Girl: Or maybe they'll take turns. Eeeeeeeeee!
After Marck and Ben had finished eating their sherbet, the two friends decided to just walk and enjoy the nice weather. The girls, along with a female ghost bat, were still following the two friends.
Bat Girl: This is taking forever, when are those two gonna start fucking?
At that moment, Marck stopped walking and looked behind him because he thought he heard something. However, when he turned around, the girls were gone; possibly hiding. He ignored it and went back to walking with Ben. As the dingo went back to walking, the girls came out from hiding and went back to following the dingo and tasmanian tiger, but this time, sixteen more girls had joined them. Ben thought he had heard some walking, so he stopped to look behind him and Marck, but to his surprise he saw nothing. As he and Marck shrugged it off and went back to walking, the girls went back to following them, but twentfive more girls had joined them. This time Marck swore he heard something following them, and turned to look again. Again the girls were hiding, but Marck managed to see the first four girls hide.
Marck: Hey, Ben mate, do you like running.
Ben: Yeah!
Marck: Ok then, lets run as fast as we can. As if something were out to get us.
Ben: Ya know, I was having the same thought, so lets do it.
Marck: Ok lets goooo!
At that moment, Marck and Ben had starting running as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog himself. All the of the girls came out of hiding, and they were not happy.
Frog Girl: Strewth, did you all see that, they trying to get away from us.
Tasmanian Devil Girl: Come on yaoi fangirls, lets get them and force them to have sex with each other.
Kiwi Girl: Yeah, and lets take pictures and record them and upload it on the internet.
With that said, all of the girls started chasing after Marck and Ben. And it didn't stop there, as more girls joined in the chase whenever Marck and Ben ran past something. Girls came running out of buildings, more came out of a bus, and some even came skydiving down to join in the chase.
Ben: Crikey, just what the fuck do these sheilas want with us?
Marck: I don't know mate, but keep running like our lives depend on it, cuz it does?
Meanwhile, at the japanese restaurant, Tyran was still there eating. The food there must have been really good, as Tyran was sitting at a table with so many plates and bowls, and was now ready to eat a bowl ramen. It was just amazing that her body was still thin and in shape.
Tyran: Hmm, I wonder if anyone has ever fooled around with these chopsticks, hm.
As Tyran began eating her ramen noodles, she heard screaming, and decided to look out the window. To her surprised, she saw Marck and Ben running from a mob of yaoi fangirls. So, she quick ate her ramen noodles, left her money on the table, and ran extremely fast through the mob and caught up with Marck and Ben.
Tyran: Blimey, talk about a predicament you two are in.
Marck: Tyran, what are you doing here?
Tyran: Well, I saw the two of you in trouble.
Ben: You came to save us.
Tyran: Nope, I came to join them to get you two, heh heh.
Marck: You traitor!
Ben: What the hell do they want with us?
Tyran: Isn't it obvious, they want to see you two have sex with each other; give them a show.
Marck: Like hell, I wouldn't have sex with my mate with all of those sheilas watching.
Ben: Wait, are you saying that we couldv'e been having sex back when were alone in the apartment.
Marck: Yeah, pretty much.
Ben:Then why didn't we just do that then.
Marck: I didn't think about it at the time.
Marck, Ben, and Tyran kept running until they came across a large body of water. The three friends jumped into the water, and began swimming to the Outback. However, that was not going to stop the girls from getting what they want.
Bat Girl: Do they think that this large body of water is going to stop us? Come on girls, lets show them what we're made of.
Just then, all of the girls took off their clothes; revealing that they were all wearing swimsuits and bikinis. They all jumped into the water, and swam after the three friends to the Outback. When Marck, Ben, and Tyran made it to the Outback, they were surprised to see that all the girls had caught up with them, and had them surrounded so fast.
Frog Girl: Ok, we have been waiting patiently for you two to fuck. Now, give us a show or else.
Kiwi Girl: And let us upload it on the internet.
Marck: There is no way that we're gonna give you sheilas a show.
Frog Girl: Then I guess you leave of no choice. Yaoi fangirls, COMBINE!
Suddenly, all of the girls began combining together into some sort of giant mecha. This was by far the weirdest day for Marck, Ben, and Tyran.
Marck: WHAT...The...FUCK!
Tyran: Oh my God, this is just like that episode on Drawn Together, when those asian kids combined into a giant mecha and tried to kill Spanky. Or like that Family Guy episode when Joe and those other handicapped men combined into a mecha to get revenge on peter. Heh heh heh, oh man thsoe episodes were funny.
Ben: I did not see this coming.
Tyran: Well actually Ben, this was bound to happen. This is the true power of yaoi fangirls when they don't get what they want.
This seemed to be the end for the three friends. Will they come out of this alive? Find out next time.
To be continued...
Marck: Ok, just to let you all know, there is not going to be another episode. We took care of those sheilas; we knocked them out.
Ben: He means that we used a special power them tosleep for a few hours. We did not kill them or injure them in any way.
Tyran: That's not what they did. They gave them and me show, heh heh heh heh.
And thats end and I hope everyone enjoyed this. Also I want to apologize to any australian furries or yaoi fangirls if this story was offensive.