10(easy)steps to being pimp on sofurry

Story by bighorse on SoFurry

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step 1. have a penis(having a penis will garente ass on this site)

step 2. have a name that says hey my penis is really big

step 3. since you most likely never had sex in real life you are to have 1 line minamal(note:I find it hot when someone can do more than 2 lines) remember your a lazzy ass on the internet doing more then one line is very hard and takes up way to much of your time desides it's not like your pisssing off the person your rping with at all

step 4: dat ass(note: usally it's all going to be a sausage fest so I hope you don't mind going homo or bi or omi)

step 5: remeber if you had sex with taht person once they are not yoru bitch(the one exception is if they are your mate)

step 6: always do the have no feelings for your bitches rule

step 7: never ever ever grow an emotinal attachment to your bitches ever

step 8:remeber if your cock is to big you know where to burry the bodys

step 9: never let the bitch make you the bitch

step 10: remeber ladys arn't looking for how big your emotions are it's all about your dick nothing esle(just kidding) take it from me I'm a shapeshifter