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Gruffy's intro:

This story is a parody written as my alter ego Alex, and in no way reflects the way I usually write - as you should realize about within two lines reading into this story. It's been a while since I felt like visiting this brand of writing, so I'm quite exited about it - a whole new generation of Gruffy readers can finally see what theDobieDude can do with his paws!

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By no means is story written to mock anyone, as I have always said. This story is simply another exercise of my writing, and nothing more.

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As always, comments are most welcome, and appreciated as the best measure on the quality of my work.

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Yo wassup!

Been a long time since wrote story lol my bf keeps me too busy to write the naughty 3> you bf youre the best!! and we've got a new aquarium yay! so been rly busy but my BF got me a BluRAY ™ of Stranger Tides and I thought that Jack Sparrows major HOT and I thought what the fuck Imma write a story like that sooo enjoy y guys and luv the favourites and 5-star votes of course and hit me with flirts too if u dare :)

For my BF who is adorable

Peace,

Alex

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Yo ho ho hou the pirates shouted when they put their planks over the side of the USS Surprise a big frigate that had just been attacked by the massive pirate boss One Eyed Jack the most fearsome pirate in the CArribbean

"Oh my god protect the women from the pirates!" the first officer of the uss Surprise shouted waving his sword to keep away the ugly pirates coming at him

"Oh my god we are so raped!" yelled the finely dressed woman who was onboard the ship to find a new life in a sugar plantation

"I protect your virtue!" shouted the womans husband a fox but then a cheetah pirate appeared with golden teeth and whacked the man's head off and it rolled down the floor like a cannonball or something

"help pirates are onboard!" shouted a sailor who had never seen pirates before but recognized the skull and crossbow flag on the enemy ship they must not know about the treasure!"

KEEP FIGHTING MEN LET NOT THEM TAKE OUR TREASURE! shouted the distinguished captain of the USS Surprise waving the British Flag in the air high above his head

the big pirate wolf One Eyed Jack stood on the deck of his pirate ship and looked at the USS surprise with his telescope rumbling happily that he was going to get a big treasure and his men were going to get some women from the ship too. One Eyed Jack really only had one eye he had an eye patch and nobody had dared to see under if there was an eye there or not but if someone was as ugly but a bit handsome too because he was pirate as big as One Eyed Jack you didn't want to mess around with one eyed Jack you know why. the pirate laughed deeply and watched the USS Surprise burn over the fire of the cannons of the pirate ship THE Black Diamond

Your treasure is mine!!! shouted one eyed jack and enjoyed his power over his prey

ONBOARD THE sURPRISE the figtining continued like mad with blood everywhere and the floor slippery with blood oozing from sword wounds on the bodies of the crew they were helpless in the face of so many strong and rough pirates who wanted the teasure and the women or did they want something else too maybe

PROTECT THE FLAG WITH YOUR BLOOD!" the captain of the Surprise still shouted but it was too late a big pirate cheetah climbed over to him and bit his fingers off and the flag fell the captain shouted OH MY GOD THE FLAG!

The pirate sneered uglily and pissed on the flag and watched the captain search for his fingers from the dick with tears falling over his muzzle now that his country and god and King has been humiliated by the pirate.

"You motherfucker" the pirate said and impaled the captain's ass on the sword and caused massive internal bleeding the captain moaned with pain and clutched his ass

"you kill me with my ass you bastard!" blood fell from the corner of the captain's muzzle and he swore to god and king and country that he had done everything he could do to protect the treasure

"Bahahahahahahahha!" the pirate watched how the captain took his dying breath but suddenly a hole the size of a pirate's fist appeared on his chest and a strange face came over his face the pirate looked down to his chest and saw someone push a sword through the hole in his chest and give him the finger

"This is what you get for killing the CAPTAIN!" rough voice said behind the pirate

the pirate felt a kick on his back with the last breath he took and a proud handsome wolf in blue uniform stood there with a sword and a shotgun stood over the bleeding corpse of the pirate who had killed his captain.

"There you go pirate now I'm gonna kill the ass of your pirate friends!" the blue uniformed wolf who was called Robert waved his sword and attacked the nearest pirate a fox who the wolf cut in half with one massive swing of his sword

Smoke covered the decks and blood of the Surprise when the battle for the ship continued between the pirates and the soldiers trying to protect the treasure and the women but the pirates soon got to the women's room and did the naughty for them while the others still searched for the treasure from the lower decks of the ship

All the the time pirate king One Eyed Jack laughed and watched how his men kicked the ass of the crew but then on his telescope he noticed one blue uniformed wolf still fighting on the Top Deck of the ship and the wolf growled and thought that's not alright I'm winning except for that wolf! he could see the determined expression on the wolf's face and thought that the handsome wolf was the only obstacle between him and the treasure and that he wanted the wolf to be conquered as well and that's why the pirate yelled

"CAPTURE THAT WOLF!" and waved his sword in the air like a windmill

"AYE AYE SIR!" called all the pirates even those busy with the girls lol and continued to hack the crew to pieces and stepping on eye balls and cut off tails and bathing the waves of the sea with their blood there were a few pirates killed too but it was not a big deal.

The battle felt like it went on for like 45 minutes all the way until the blue wolf was surrounded by all the pirates who pointed their swords at him and grunting manly

"lower your weapons!" the pirates shouted at the aggressive wolf who had already killed like 20 pirates.

"NEVER! for the KING AND THE CPATAIN!" the wolf shouted sweaty poured over his face and he waved his tail defiantly at the pirates "You never take me alive!"

The pirates grunted and all ganged up on the wolf the wolf tried to fight but there were too many of them he shouted NOOOOO! really loud and felt their paws on him it was too late the pirates had stripped the wolf and he was naked and the tied up with ropes all over and gag on his muzzle the fight for the ship was over.

The Pirate King One Eyed Jack sat in his cabin in the ship drinking fine wine and eating grapes when he heard a knock on the door

"Come in!" One Eyed Jack called the door opened and a pirate came on

"sir we got the treasure and the women and sink the enemy ship and we captured the wolf who killed our pirates"

"Good job would you like to take a grape pirate?" the Pirate King offered as a victory gift for his pirate

"Thank you the pirate bowed and took the offered grape "so juicy I'm glad we are soon going back to the pirate island there will be so much more of this I can't wait!

The pirate king smiled ruthlessly and waved his paw like a king "we will divide the treasure soon but now bring the captive to me I want to see the wolf who gave us so much trouble"

Yes sir the lion pirate said and disappeared only about five minutes later he came back with the struggling naked wolf who had ropes all over him and had to be held down by four pirates he was so tough and still struggling and cursing stuff like fuck you through the gag in his muzzle a dirty blood rag like that in his muzzle that made him want to vomit.

the One Eyed Jack stand up to his really tall high so that his ears touched the ceiling and he watched captive and pointed his finger with a ruby ring on it at the captive and growled

"Who is this wolf?" the captain One Eyed jack asked

"We don not know Captain!" a pirate said "but he killed many pirates we say lets make him walk down the plank!"

All the pirates said yo ho ho and thought it was good to feed the wolf to the sharks but the One Eyed Jack stared at the wolf he was a bit bloody and angry but really good looking with a firm ass and good muscles and a big sheath the Captain felt like there was something there he could enjoy and rubbed the front of his pirate pants

"No" said the pirate One Eyed Jack" he is too valuable I will make him my cabin boy"

The big wolf struggled some more but was punched in the stomach by a pirate the wolf fell to his face on the floor and lay there still like that all limp and the pirates all smiled with knowing looks that the captain was going to have some fun soon

"now go have fun with your new women and leave the new cabin boy here" the captain ordered all the pirates nodded and saluted their leade and left the room so that the captain one eyed Jack and the wolf were there all alone the captain with a broad smirk on his muzzle

"What a big wolf" said the One Eyed Jack and looked a the handsome wolf who had been so much trouble yet without problem One Eyed Jack picked the tied wolf up and lifted him into the air and dropped him into a bed what a handsome wolf the pirate thought

The wolf name was Robert and he was unconscious for a while and then opened his eyes and realized he was lying naked on a bed tied up and begin to struggle immediately when he realized that the wolf standing next to him was none other than One Eyed Jack the fearsome pirate Robert wanted to shout get the fuck out of here and give me my clothes but he still had a gag and could not shout and only sounded like HMHMPHMHMMHMHMH!

The One Eyed Jack looked down at the wolf with broad smirk on his muzzle and rubbed his cock again through his pants

"Hello wolf there you're my new cabin boy because of all you did" the Pirate grunted loudly.

Robert struggled against the ropes the ropes tied him to the bed and he could not move anything except his tail he felt afraid but he was proud and didn't show it but he kept on struggling and fighting against the ropes

The One Eyed Jack stepped closer to the capture wolf and took off the gag

"Hello wolf" the pirate said

"Fuck you!" Robert the wolf said "you sick pirate let me go back to my men!"

The pirate laughed darkly "all your men are dead its just you left and your women are now the toys of my men but you are my cabin boy now and you belong to me."

"No never I'll be your cabin boy!" Robert shouted but the wolf stepped close and put a paw on his muzzle

"Yes you are now and you are handsome" the Captain one Eyed Jack growled and then began to kiss the wolf

Robert yelled this was not happening this was not happening the pirate kissed him and pushed his tongue into the wolf's muzzle Robert wanted to bite it off but the pirate held his muzzle open and played with his tongue it rubbed hotly over the wolf's own oh my god it was happening

The pirate explored his new cabin boy's muzzle the kiss continued and his cock grew hard One Eyed Jack knew that he wanted the wolf and felt realty aroused this was going to be so good

"You are mine now wolf" the One Eyed Jack growled

"NO!" Robert whimpered but felt the wolfs paws all over him including his ass and his sheath he was groped by the pirate and it started to feel pretty good after a moment Robert could not explain it but there was something about the pirate that did it to him and he began to pant.

"Yeeeesss" the Captain said and squeezed the wolfs sheath "you are very handsome cabin boy you will serve me weel"

"No" Robert's tail trashed against the bed he was not going to become the wolf's bitch but that was what the wolf obviously wanted

"Yes yes yes yes " the One Eyed Jack grunted and spit on the wolf's face SPLAT! it sounded

"Eww!" Robert yelled

One Eyed Jack stood up and began to take off his clothes and he took everything off so that Robert could see that he had a really big cock it must have been ten inches and a really big know it pulsed and looked extremely hard Robert knew it was going to go into his ass soon and he had been trying to save his ass from all those horny sailors who tought it was hot and wanted to tap it. Now his luck had run out with the pirate king One Eyed Jack.

"You want it?" One eyed Jack stroked his cock and his body sexually and made a sexy face.

Robert shook his head but could feel a stirring in his own cock for some reason the sight was quite sexy and he was starting to feel hot all over too

"You want it I know" one Eyed Jack growled he stepped over to the bed and rolled Robert over to his belly

Robert moaned "No don't!" but the wolf didn't listen the One Eyed Jack lifted the wolf's tail and looked at his tight little tailhole oh yess this was going to be good the captain thought it looked like a virgin hole to him

"You a virgin?" The One Eyed Jack looked at the pretty hole and imagined how tight it was

"Yes yes!" Robert yelled "please don't hurt me!"

"I like a hunky guy like you" the Captain said and groped the wolf's ass

"Ohhh noooo" Robert yelled but it was starting to feel moore good than bad and his own cock was really hard

One Eyed Jack pushed his cock between the wolf's butt cheeks and began to hump him down on the bed the wolf yelped and grunted and made faces and hummed "ohh yeaaah" said the Captain as he dominated the captive "You make a good cabin boy!"

"Oh fuck me!" Robert called he didn't know why he said it but he was being dominated so good by the captain of the Pirates he couldn't do anything but start begging for that cock to fill him "please fill me with that cock please I'm your cabin boy"

After a good butt humping the Captain decided that now he wanted to fuck the wolf for real and pushed his cock dry against the wolf's tailhole Robert yelled when he felt the cock come to push into him

"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGAHGHAGHAG"

The Captain bit the wolf's ears and pushed his cock into the wolf and spread his virgin ass open it felt so good the Captain could have cried it was so hot and tight

"So hot and tight!" the captain grabbed the wolf and began to fuck him immediately no holds barred

"Ahahaha fuck me fuck me" the wolf panted and took it up the ass like a good sub now he was the Captain's cabin boy.

The One Eyed Jack rammed his cock in and out of the toyboy's hole for a long time it felt so good that he could not go on for very long but kept fucking anyway all the way so that his knot popped in and out of the tight tailpucker in and out he went hotly and it was starting to feel really great and fucking great

"Youre fucking tight and hot wolf now you're gonna get more of it"

"Noooooooooo!" the wolf on his belly shouted but then the knot slid into his butt it burned but felt good too the Captain began to fuck like mad

"Ohhhhh fuck cabin boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

It really was too hot the Captain could not take any more and shot his big load inside the wolf the wolf moaned and cummed too it felt too good to have the Captain's cum in his ass

"Ahh thank you Captain for your cum" the wolf yelled his tongue hanging out of his muzzle

The Captain grunted and bit the wolf's neck

"You're mine now cabin boy you'll be mine and I'll fuck you every day"

"Please thank you please Captain One Eyed Jack!" Robert moaned happy about his new life.

Indeed Robert became a pirate too and the One Eyed Jack's personal fuck toy and cabin boy and they had butt sex every day and finally Robert became the Captain's First Officer too and they sailed to the sunset with many more adventures and cum shots and the wolf didn't mind his new pirate life at all.

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