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Pizza Pudge Written by Leo_Todrius Commissioned by Nuwisha55 Inspired by Kobo-Kun/Zhirvolk

The sounds of simulated battle echoed out through the apartment, ranging from the clatter of swords to the chaos of spells to the screaming of the enemy forces. It would have been normal for any Friday night of gaming, but it was particularly hectic as the new Soul Forge expansion pack 'Allegiances' had been released. The two tenants had rushed home from their last classes of the week to jump right in and marathon the game through the weekend. Lines of neon green soda bottles had been lined up next to each computer, but their main course had yet to be ordered. Both tenants were focused completely on their game.

One of the young men sat at the computer next to the door to the laundry room. He was five foot ten, had black shaggy hair and a knit beanie on his head despite the transition from spring into summer. His shirt was white with various emblems on it from various video games, and he wore dark khaki board shorts. Despite the style of his clothes, Shane was still pretty much a nerd when it came to behavior... a fact that served his roommate Chaz quite well. Chas, or Chester, was even more diminutive. He had short but blond hair, rectangular black glasses and stood at a mere five foot eight. What he lacked in height, he made up for in gaming prowess. His fingers flew across the keyboard and clicked the mouse, smashing down simulated enemy troops with little in the way of resistance. Before long, the entire encampment had been smote.

"Are those pizzas here yet?" Shane asked after a moment.

"Dude, I said I'd order them when we stopped taking DPS..." Chaz replied.

"Well we did... So go order, I'm starving." Shane smirked.

"Fine, but heal my warrior." Chaz replied, standing up and moving to the kitchen. He pulled out his iPhone and started rummaging around in the drawers, trying to remember where he put the coupons. Shane never cared much for them, but as a 'starving college student' it was important to save every penny, especially when one lived on their own. Chaz reached back into the drawer and managed to find his stack of glossy print coupons. He slapped them onto the counter and started flipping through them. Burgers, tacos, calzones, smoothies, ice cream... It seemed like a veritable array of foods that were delicious and did not deliver... until, near the back, Chaz found the first coupons dealing with pizza. He pulled them out and dialed the number, holding the phone up to his ear as he tried to decipher the coupons...

"Mega... Mondo... What are these sizes?" Chaz muttered to himself. They sounded enormous, but the prices were so small with the coupon that it was impossible to tell. Chaz decided it was better to be safe than sorry, and they had such a long weekend ahead of them it would be fine if they had extra.

"Pizza Pudge, we're here to fill your stomach with love. Would you like to try anything from our deep fried menu?" The voice said on the other side. Chaz hesitated at the slogan before returning his attention to the coupons.

"Uh, no... I'd like to order five Mondo Meat Lovers..." Chaz replied.

"Do you want those in cheesy crust, hot dog crust, deep fried, cheesapalooza, or mega meat?" the server on the other side asked.

"I have a coupon; do I get any of those with the coupon?" Chaz asked.

"Yes sir, any you wish." The server replied. Chaz was very surprised but replayed the options back in his head... He was starving, they all sounded so good... Especially the cheese.

"Um, cheese crust, cheesapalooza or whatever, and extra meat... Assuming the coupon covers all that." Chaz said.

"Five mondo double meats, extra cheese... Fifteen dollars with coupon." The serve rattled back.

"That sounds excellent." Chaz said with a grin, telling the server his address. Even if they were only small pizzas, fifteen dollars worth would probably get them a few hours of gaming at least.

****

Headlights flashed across the cement as the old battered car bounced and lurched along. The engine growled with effort, the sound unhampered due to the broken muffler. The car came to a stop outside of the appointed address, the engine shutting off. While the headlights went dark, the glowing beacon on the top of the car remained lit. It was a three dimensional plastic glowing pig sitting, his legs and arms clutching a pizza box as big as his entire torso, an impressive feat since the mascot's love handles sagged over his hips and it appeared the box hid a rather mighty belly.

The car door opened and a leg as thick as a truck emerged, a size sixteen sandal touching down on the ground. A moment later, another such leg emerged. The delivery boy peered out of his seat at the apartment, the vague orange street light barely illuminating his form. The delivery boy only seemed to be eighteen or nineteen, but he was a mountain of a man. His blond hair was tied back into a long pony tail that stuck out beneath his baseball cap, a cap that had two furry pointed ears sticking up from it. The outside edge had golden fur, the inside edge a fluffy white... but the most distinct feature of all was that the delivery boy had a thick, long, full beard hanging down almost all the way to his massive belly. He climbed out, opened the back door and started to remove his cargo, a grin crossing his face as he imagined more satisfied customers.

****

Chaz and Shane had entered a string of constant cursing as the numbers began flying up in red above their characters. They exhausted, moves they fell back to defensible positions, they healed... and still it was not enough. They hadn't even stale mated their enemies; they were losing ground every second. Chaz exclaimed in horror as his character fell in battle. Shane moved to resurrect them, but then his character crumpled as well. Both young men moaned and groaned, writhing in defeat before a heavy thump came from the door.

"At least pizza is here..." Chaz said after a moment.

"And it's a good thing you died; it means you can go get the pizza." Shane grinned.

"I ordered the pizza, you go get it." Chaz said.

"Dude, I'm in mourning. It's going to take me a while to get used to the loss." Shane said in a fake sad voice. Chaz rolled his eyes.

"You'll respawn in twenty." Chaz said, standing and stretching. He crossed the living room and moved to the front door, opening it wide... and then freezing in place. For a moment Chaz felt like he was Alice in wonderland, having consumed too many foods resulting in his shrinking.... The delivery boy standing outside the door had to be over four hundred pounds, over six feet tall, and with shoes bigger than any local store sold. He was huge in every way, but it wasn't just him. The stack of pizza boxes he held were huge too, as wide as the door frame and twice as deep as Chaz was used to.

"Five Mondos." The delivery boy said. Chaz felt a surge move through his body even as he heard the delivery boy's voice. It was young, but it was so deep, like the voice of a volcano. He shuddered, looking the delivery boy over again, as if to make sure he wasn't hallucinating. Chaz hadn't even known there were enough X's out there to make a shirt big enough to cover the delivery boy's belly, but it seemed they had still been a few shy. The fabric was so tight that his belly button and the edges of his chest were perfectly defined... and the lower slope of his belly stuck out below the edge of his shirt and above his pants, covered with a soft forest of blond...

"I didn't know that... I thought the sizes were just different names for the usual sizes..." Chaz whispered.

"Oh, no... We still have large and extra large, but after our major competitor moved into the area, we realized our customers appreciated larger sizes and we discontinued small and medium." The delivery boy grinned.

"All of this is for... fifteen?" Chaz asked.

"Yes..." The delivery boy replied, though he hoped he would at least get a tip. Chaz pulled the twenty out of his wallet and put it on top of the pizza boxes, giving a slight nod of his head to keep the change. The delivery boy grinned wide, moving to hand over the pizzas. Chaz had never felt so dwarfed by someone two years his junior, but he held out his arms and accepted the heavy bounty... a bounty that nearly took him to his knees. The boxes were so tall he could barely see over them and they were incredibly heavy.

"Enjoy your pizza!" The delivery boy said before darting off back to his car. Chaz stepped back, using the edge of the pizza boxes to shut the door, but the hot wetness spreading across his arms indicated that he was racing another kind of clock than just dropping them from their weight; the hot grease was starting to heat up his skin, and the pizzas were very hot. Chaz turned and ran for the kitchen, trying not to trip and dump everything, hissing as the grease continued to seep through the boxes. He made it to the counter and dropped them with a heavy clatter, panting as he stepped back.

"What the hell was that?!" Shane asked from the other room.

"Mondo pizzas..." Chaz panted. He looked at the boxes in shock and wonder. They were at least twice as wide as the largest pizza box he had seen, almost as wide as his twin mattress... Chaz shook his head in wonder before looking at his arms. They hadn't burned at all, but they were glistening with grease... Shiny, slick grease. Chaz was no health nut, he knew it wasn't healthy at all, but if that bothered him he wouldn't have ordered five pizzas. Grease was best when hot, and it wasn't going to get any hotter than it currently was.

He lifted his arm and licked up from near the elbow to the fingers, sucking his fingers clean before he started working on the other arm.... And he did not regret it. The grease was fantastic, like meat concentrate. He could almost make out the sausage, the pepperoni, the chicken, the ham... It was all there, in the juices... Chaz licked and slurped at his arms until they glistened with saliva instead of grease, though his chin had gotten very shiny from grazing his greasy arms. He barely finished licking himself before Shane came in, skidding to a stop.

"What the fuck? How much did you pay?!" Shane asked, eyes wide as he gazed at the gigantic boxes.

"Twenty." Chaz smirked. Shane moved over slowly and slid his finger into the little cardboard hole, lifting the lid up. The lid rose like the hood of a car, revealing the magnificent sight inside... Four feet of pizza, covered and dripping with cheese and meat... Greasy, fattening, warm and bubbling. A little white plastic table shape sat in the center to hold up the box lid, and at each corner of the box there were stuffed not one but two plastic tubes of sauces and strange little red peppers... Flared and pointed at one end, bulgy and wide at the other.

"Do we even have plates big enough?" Shane asked, moving to lift one of the pieces. The crust came away easily, but the pizza still stuck to the other pieces... Long ropes of cheese oozed out of the crust, acting as tethers, reinforced by the tiny strings webbing between the other pieces. It was as if every piece had been strapped in. Shane moved his fingers, collecting the bits of cheese, snapping the lines before the slice was free. Chaz moved and brought over the largest plates they had... Shane loaded his piece onto one, though the thick, fat end of the pizza hung at least four inches off the end.

Shane held his plate aloft and leaned in, his mouth moving toward the piece, his lips widening. Grease ran down the pizza to the end, dripping down. It splattered across his upper lip and chin before his mouth surrounded the tail of the pizza and his teeth came down, biting through the layers. The grease spread across his lips like a balm and the pizza moved into his mouth. His teeth gnashed through it and the crust melted in his mouth, butter exploding from it, the meat releasing its pent up essence. Shane nearly stumbled back, moaning heavily. He'd never tasted anything so rich or wonderful in all his life... It tasted so good, it was almost as if it was giving hi a hard on. His shorts slowly bulged and he muttered, lowering the plate to the counter, trying to recover.

"A bit melodramatic, don't you think?" Chaz smirked, but Shane did not respond. Chaz pulled out a piece and put it on a plate, then deciding that he'd grab another. When was one piece of pizza ever enough? While the pizza was too long for the plate, there was just enough room at the sides for accessories. He grabbed a tub of the Pizza Pudge house sauce and one of the red peppers and headed back to his computer. He sat down and set the plate on his little TV tray before he sucked his fingers clean again, shuddering. On both computer screens, their character spirits had almost finished the return to the spawning point.

Shane emerged from the kitchen carrying an entire pizza box, his original piece sitting on the top. Chaz turned to face his friend before he rolled his eyes, but he could see the logic. Why get up when he could have a whole pizza right there? They certainly had enough to go around... Shane lowered into his chair, holding the pizza box. He moved to set the box on his own TV dinner tray, but his drink was there. He looked around in confusion on where to put it before he opted to set it on his lap and move his drink. He lowered the box and reached for his glass, but froze as a strange sensation swept over him... a warm, wet sensation.

Shane's eyes rolled into the back of his head a bit as the grease soaked through his shorts, then his underwear. It leaked into his bush, coating the hair and it poured across his half hard cock... The grease was just shy of being hot enough to burn, leaving it magnificently warm... and soft... and slick. Shane felt almost as if his package had been lubed up, sliding around easier in his boxer shorts. He curiously lifted the pizza box up and looked at the wide, wet, dark brown stain across his lap... He'd soaked himself. He looked at the under side of the box, seeing the grease gather in droplets. Shane glanced over at Chaz, but Chaz hadn't noticed. Shane blushed a bit before he lowered the box back to his lap, lifted his first piece and began to eat it slowly.

Chaz hadn't noticed any strange behavior from his friend, but he was too focused on his own game and the smell of his own pizza. He lifted up his slice, biding his time for the return of his character, bringing his lips to the slice before he bit into it, chewing away... and soon his eyes rolled into his head, Chaz surrendering himself completely to the taste and feel of the pizza eating experience. He'd never tasted so many cheeses before, let alone all at once... and it was like the meat was so thick, that each piece of meat had another piece of meat on it. All the flavors swirled around in his mouth in a thick, stringy, hot, greasy, creamy experience. Chaz suddenly realized why Shane had been so melodramatic... and he was even more confused about the price. He'd gladly pay two, even three, maybe four times as much for the pizzas... It was an insidious sale.

On both screens the characters respawned, standing in a forest glade of trees surrounded by glowing crystal pools. On any other day, Shane and Chaz would have been hammering down commands to get them back to the battle front, but they were safe in the respawning area... They didn't have to rush; they could saver every bite, every morsel... and so the two continued to eat. Shane folded his pizza a bit, letting it funnel the goodness to him as he chomped down, but Chaz was being bolder.

The blonde pulled the foil cover off of the tub of sauce, revealing the sick, salty, garlicy, cheesy sauce inside. It was such a potent mix of flavors, so thick and piping hot... Chaz started drizzling it all over his pizza in thick strings, letting it spread out on the hot grease... He licked his lips before he brought it up and bit in, the flavor exploding in his mouth a hundred times more. Blood rushed to his stomach and to his groin, his shaft hardening slowly. Chaz moaned, biting up more of the pizza even as grease dripped onto his shirt, soaking through, making the cloth a bit more transparent.

Both gamers were lost in a world of food, chewing and swallowing to their heart's content. Each gulp sent cheese and meat and fat and grease down into their stomachs. It already felt like they had swallowed four slices worth before they were half done with the slices they held, but their stomach hadn't seemed to get the message. Both Chaz and Shane felt like they were slightly less hungry than they were before, but they weren't full... far from it. The pizza seemed to hit their stomachs, bubble and dissolve away... Leaving plenty of room for more... and more. Their faces glistened with foil as if they had bathed in it, their hands dripped with it... but something strange was starting to happen, and it started with Chaz.

While he focused on the pizza in his hands, working towards the stuffed crust, he wasn't noticing that the hairs on his arm had grown softer, longer, or thicker. Everywhere the grease had dripped, everywhere that he had licked... was becoming very fuzzy. The hair wasn't just the invisible peach fuzz he was used to, it was far tanner... like sand or wheat stalks. His teeth tore threw the pizza with increasing ferocity, not just from the spreading gluttony, but his teeth were changing as well. His canine teeth sharpened and extended, his other teeth becoming sharper as well. After countless bites disappeared within his stomach, the first few started to pile up, filling his stomach. Chaz adjusted, feeling his stomach filling... and yet not feeling the sensation of being full. It was as if he had opened a new threshold of eating, where there was no physical limit and one did it for the pleasure... and he was having a lot of pleasure.

A short distance away, Shane was having a similar experience. The grease on his hands had promoted soft wisps of black hair to grow out across his knuckles and a small patch on the outer edge of his hand... and his upper lip and chin were developing stubble at a fair rate. His mustache darkened, passing from nerdy teen stache to porn star stache to a full on one... and his chin was dominated by a thickening goatee in a spade shape. Combined with the beanie and the shaggy hair, he went from looking like a wannabe skater nerd to being a drug dealer... and still he ate, they both did. Their screens filled with texts from the other players that they were lame for not helping out the cause and blocking the starting zone, but they didn't care. They were too in love... and the best was yet to come.

Shane had worked his way up to the crust of his first piece. His lips spread over the thick, round, crispy shell. Cheese oozed and drooled from the tips... and then his teeth came down, crunching through the crust, collecting the gush of cheese across his tongue before gulping it down... And as if the cheese had been pumped right into him, Shane's abdomen swelled. His stomach was full and began to stretch, but it was more than that. His lithe torso had filled in with extra flesh, enough sliding over to create a slight belly... One that stretched his shirt slowly, letting it ride up.

In the next chair over, Chaz reached a similar point. He crunched through the crust, letting the thick cheese fill his mouth and cover his teeth. He licked and slurped and sucked it down before he shuddered, feeling his stomach stretch. Within the confines of his pants, his thighs expanded slowly, pushing his balls up out of the way as they grew together, supporting the rounding belly the gamer now sported. Having finished his first slice, Chaz licked his lips to try and clear he grease form them, but there was so much that the task soon proved impossible. He licked and cleaned his fingers as well before his hands went back o the keyboard. He grease spread over he cheap black keys, turning a matte finish into a glossy one. Chaz resumed playing, though his stomach rumbled. Shane, however, had started in on his second piece.

"Dude, I am so glad you got so much, I am starving!" Shane exclaimed.

"I know, me too!" Chaz replied. He set his controls back down and ran back to the kitchen, grabbing an entire box of pizza for himself. He returned to his seat and sat down, putting the box on his lap, murmuring as the heat radiated across his legs as the grease soaked in. Soon both gamers were munching on new pieces, unaware of the changes taking place... changes that had caught up in Shane. The young man's forearms had grown dark with thickening hair. His legs were darker too, but the most distinct change of all came from the bushy tuft of black extending from his chin while stubble spread across the cheeks.

Before long Chaz's screen went dark from inactivity, a setting he had neglected to change. Even with his reflection cast on the now dark monitor, he didn't notice the changes to himself or his friend. He was too busy eating, they both were... and they were both getting better at it. They chewed less and swallowed more, gulping the pizza away, feeling a constant flow of bread and sauce and cheese form their mouths to their throats. They reached the end of another slice and the stuffed crust stuffed them further. Chaz's shirt grew dangerously tight around his chest while Shane's slid up further, revealing more rounded stomach covered in a thickening layer of fuzz. They couldn't stop eating, and they didn't want to.

****

Soft pants came from inside the old beat up car, breath escaping lips and fogging up the windows that were still closed. Only the driver window was left open a crack, just enough for the binoculars to see through. The delivery boy sat in his car, holding the binoculars with his left hand while his right worked his meat... but something was not right. The hand holding the binoculars wasn't human. Instead of fingernails, there were claws. Spongy, fleshy, greasy paw pads held the black finish, gold fur covered the paw. A similar paw was employed masturbating the delivery boy, but even the shaft wasn't human. It was as red as a tomato, the tip honed to a point, the base bulging out like two halves of a tennis ball. The shaft extended out of a furry sheath above furry balls. The delivery boy was furry all over.

His four hundred pounds of flesh and bone was covered by at least twenty pounds of golden fur. He'd taken off his hat, but the pointed ears at the top of his head remained. A thick, fluffy gold tail was curled around his fat ass and the binoculars rested above a canine muzzle. The delivery boy looked like the humanoid version of a very fat golden retriever, one that was watching Chaz changing through the window. Pizza Pudge had carefully selected who to send its coupons to, and it seemed everything was well in order for the moment. He moaned as he saw the stubble pushing out longer and softer on Chaz's cheeks, they were becoming such men.

****

Hours had slipped by in the apartment, but still the feeding frenzy continued. Shane's account had been logged out from inactivity and the boys were finishing off more pizza. Shane opened a tub of garlic sauce, but instead of pouring it on the pizza; he tipped it back and dumped the contents into his mouth to drink. Chaz, however, had brought the pepper up to his lips. He slipped his mouth over the edge and bit into it, getting a squirt of the burning flavor... but it burned so good. He hissed and breathed sharply, grinning as his teeth sharpened more into fangs. The pepper was hot enough to kick his circulation into high gear. Chaz could even feel it in his ears, ears that started to stretch into points, a light layer of fuzz covering the back of them. Even Chaz's erection seemed stronger than ever.

Another hissing came from Shane, but not from eating a pepper. He'd opened a liter of his summit rain soda and tipped it back to guzzle it down and wash down the buttery goodness. As he lowered the huge container, he let out a loud belch, one so loud it rumbled his swollen belly... One that was swelling faster now because of the gas inside. His stomach rounded more, his shirt slipping up so high that it hugged his chest like a bra. His whole round, fat belly was exposed for all the world to see, not that he cared in the slightest. If anything, in a gluttonous haze, Shane was quite proud of it. He reached to stroke his belly fondly, grinning wide, playing with the fuzz.

Chaz picked up another piece of pizza to eat, but as he lifted it, a piece of sausage rolled off and dropped down to his groin. Chaz moaned in sadness and despair before he set the hefty pizza down and leaned forward to grab at the stray sausage. As he did, his shirt reached its limit. The fabric strained across his back before it split out through the collar and down the back. The fabric pulled apart enough to reveal tan fuzzy shoulders, the hair so thick it was almost unnatural. Chaz grunted and pulled his tattered shirt off, tossing it away. He sighed, feeling much better without it. He grabbed the sausage and popped it in his mouth before getting back to work on the pizza.

The two reached the crust and had another spurt. This time layers of fat covered Shane's arms while Chaz's legs thickened more. Both had surpassed even a remote proximity to their original weight. Both had been close to a hundred pounds to start, but they had to be well over two hundred and fifty. The pizza was putting more than a little pudge on them; it was putting mondo pudge on them. The two ate and ate. As Shane grew, even his 'bra' of a shirt tore and split, sliding down. It didn't deter his eating in the slightest as his thick pecs slid out of their confines, his nipples having swollen to immense, glistening, greasy size. A soft tickle stroked up and down Shane's chest, a tickle that came from the long chin tuft he was wearing. His mustache thickened further, his goatee grew longer and stubble covered the rest of his lower face. From his hairy shoulders and hairy back to his thick chest forest of hair, it seemed that Shane was becoming dominated in a forest, becoming an inhabitant of such a forest, but what he was becoming wasn't nearly as advanced as Chaz.

Chaz slurped and gulped down the rest of the canine pepper almost in whole, feeling the tingling spread through his body in a most delightful of ways... It reached his skin first and his body hair darkened, moving further away from blonde and more into brown... but most surprisingly were the faint spots and stripes appearing in his body hair as it thickened. New hairs pushed out, softening on the ends. Those that already were there grew longer and thicker. It dominated his arms, covering every square inch, spreading across the backs and palms of his hands alike, even as his fingernails disappeared, sinking into his fingers. The flesh grew over them, but soon the finger tips throbbed as the sharp points of claws pushed out, curving down and thickening.

Chaz's chest hair became a forest, then it became a sea of fur. It covered his pecs, his belly, everything... Even the flesh around his cock grew thick and furry before the flesh began oozing up his cock, surrounding it, encapsulating it. It closed over the tip, holding the cock in a juicy embrace... until a few moments later when the cock began to push out from the end, but it was changing quickly. The mushroom shaped head pushed into a point, the base bulged and the length took on a brighter color. If anything, it looked like a giant version of the pepper he had eaten. Chaz growled in pleasure, running his paws over his changing body.

His ears popped, going deaf for a moment as they slipped up his head, growing into points and navigating through the hair before they came to a stop and the hearing returned. He grunted gently in pleasure at that fact, but his pleasure soon came to discomfort, then mild panic. After so many ours of eating, Chaz became unable to eat as his jaw tightened. It stretched forward, the teeth spreading out and growing to accommodate. It looked very unusual for a moment before his nose and upper lip extended, moving to meet the jaw. Inch by inch, his face expanded, narrowing in front, elongating in the middle. The tip of his nose softened, his nostrils upturned, his nose elongated and then began to meld into the rest of his face. The result was a canine like muzzle... but with the spots and stripes, he wasn't any normal kind of canine.

Chaz continued to change as his feet took on more paw like attributes. His canine cock pulsed, his fur thickened and spread over the rest of his face, his hair turned brown and worked up into a faint Mohawk like mane... and then the pain started in his huge, fat ass. The cheeks were pushed apart rudely as a tail began to emerge, the fur thick and dark. Through the window, the delivery boy outside could see that Chaz had become a very huge, very fat hyena... Complete with all the perks and benefits, but there was still no telling what his friend would become.

Shane let out another belch, leaning back in his chair, a chair that groaned heavily. His growing mass had been straining the chair for some time, but it was finally reaching its limits. The chair dropped down and away, flipping Shane out onto his back. He landed with a cough of surprise, but the food had been like a drug to him. He looked at his belly and saw all the table he needed, so he grabbed his pizza box and pulled it over, the grease soaking across his flesh as he resumed eating. He gulped the stuff down greedily, his belly swelling, his hips widening, his thighs thickening. Even his feet expanded. He was growing in every dimension.

A short distance away, Chaz was completing the last changes in his transformation into a hyena... a very horny, very hungry hyena. His belly was so thick and furry that his cock jutted out away from him slightly, but that made it all the more prominent. He grabbed at it with his paw and started stroking, though with his free left hand he grabbed the last piece of pizza from his box. He scared it down bite for bite, his muzzle capable of taking far larger hunks out of it. As he made it to the last bit of crust, he slid it in and chewed through the cheese filling before he went limp in his chair. His belly pushed out to its max, his chest filled out more. Even his fingers were pudgy. He was a four hundred and fifty pound hyena.

Shane, however, was a massive beast of a man for the time being. His face was covered in various lengths of a black beard, a beard that was growing to fan out over his immense chest. His belly was rounded like a boulder and covered in so much hair it was practically fur... Thick, black, glistening fur... fur that was spreading. The hair on his arms got as soft and thick as fur, then his legs. The bush hair and belly hair and chest hair all grew together into one fine pelt and it continued to spread. As fat as Shane was, there was a lot of flesh to cover. Shane kept eating, bringing out the last piece of pizza, holding it up like the Holy Grail above a box so greasy that the brown cardboard was practically invisible.

He brought it down and began chewing through it all, gulping and swallowing... but as he did, Shane's face began to push forward. While his jaw and mouth pushed into a muzzle, it wasn't as extreme as Chaz's had been. Shane's new muzzle was more blunted, but it grew just enough tot rigger other non human changes. His black beard spread up his cheeks as softer fur, covering his nose and surrounding his eyes. His ears grew into points and moved up his head, and even his hands swelled, forming paw pads. The fur finished covering his front side and even his legs, moving across feet that were changing quickly. His toes reconfigured, reshaping and resizing before even his toenails grew dark, turning brown and then black.

Shane writhed in delight of everything that was happening, unaware of anything but pleasure and a small ache in his backside. He moved his new paws to hoist up his waist, getting it off of what was hurting... and a thick black ail thwacked down against the carpet, growing out inches at a time as new bones and muscles filled out the tail. The black rod of fur and flesh darted around, slapping against anything as a growling, chuffing came from Shane. His ears twitched and whiskers pushed out of his fat cheeks. His eyes turned almost emerald green and his upper lip split, reaching up to a decidedly feline nose.

If Shane had become an animal in his normal weight, it would have been clear he was a panther... but with four hundred pounds of fat saddled to his body, it was a bit hard to tell if he was anything but a big, fat kitty. Still, both were furry, both were horny, both were relaxed... and they lay there for a long time. It wasn't until the doorbell rang that Chaz grunted, staggering to get up. For the first time in hours, he felt full... and very content. He staggered across the room, getting used to his paws without realizing it. His paw grabbed the door knob and opened it, revealing a huge, fat, golden retriever. Chaz gasped.

"Hope you enjoyed the pizzas, and thanks for the tip earlier." The delivery boy grinned.

"You... You... You're an animal!" Chaz said in surprise. The delivery boy laughed.

"And so re you too! Your point?" he asked. Chaz looked down at himself before his eyes widened, seeing it for the first time... but then he growled, reaching to fondle his furry sheath happily. Then he turned, looking over at Shane, gasping softly. Seeing a huge fat panther stranded on the living room carpet was a strange and very alluring sight. It took the delivery boy clearing his throat to get Chaz's attention back. The hyena turned around.

"What do we do now?" Chaz whispered.

"Well, in about two days your bodies will remember how to be human and you can switch back and forth between the two forms, and then you start your first shifts!" The delivery boy said, holding out a pile of clothes. Sitting on the top were two baseball caps with the Pizza Pudge logo.

"You expect us to be delivery boys?" Chaz asked in shock.

"They offer free food..." The delivery boy whispered.

"We're in!" Shane shouted from where he was before flopping back against the carpet.

"I'll see you then." The delivery boy grinned before heading back to his car, leaving Chaz to stare at the clothes before him... He always knew coupons would make a big impact in his life, but he never expected that big of an impact.