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Seeing Komamura Taichou carrying the Kitsune form of Choujirou-Fukutaichou off was quite unsettling for the ensemble of Fukutaichous and Soi-Fon Taichou. They were still staring in the direction where Komamura had left, long after he had disappeared from sight. While it was shock and horror from the fukutaichous, Soi-fon's feeling toward this revelation was more of a mix of pleasant surprise and a little hurt. During the time they've spent working together, Soi-Fon had developed a little crush on Komamura-taichou; it wasn't the all-consuming, undying love for her Yorouichi-sama, but it was something; not that Soi-Fon would admit any of this anytime soon. Soi-Fon was happy that Komamura had finally find happiness; the fact that it was another man was surprising, much less Sasaskibe-Fukutaichou, of any other man. Soi-Fon supposed it makes sense though; it doesn't take a hawk-eye to see that Sajin and Tousen was more than just friends. A yawn from her fukutaichou brought Soi-Fon Taichou back to reality; she glanced back at him with a hard glare and received a stupid smile in return.

"Well, since there's nothing else to do, I'll go back to the barrack and sleep - I mean patrol now." Omaeda yawned.

WHAM! "Eat and sleep, eat and sleep, is that all you think about you lazy pig!" Soifon scolded her incompetent fukutaichou as her fist connected with the top of his head.

"B-B-But Taichou, we're suppose to be having the day off today! There's no emergency to take care of, and I have to have a lot of sleep to gather energy!" Omaeda whined

WHAM! A kick to the face, "Whine and be Lazy, is that all you're good for? Maybe if you fight half as good as you make excuses you'd actually earn respect from your colleagues!"

The other fukutaichous bursts into laughter at the scene; it was a picture that was only too familiar.

"Jeez, Omaeda, one would think you actually like to be beaten up by a woman." Ikakku cackled, earning him a death-glare from Soi-Fon

"Watch a Master's face before you kick his dog, Third Seat Madarame" ((A/N An Asian idiom, someone's subordinate (dog) is seen as part of their pride - basically, Soi-Fon is telling Ikakku to watch the way he talks to Omaeda around her))

Ikakku swallowed his laugh, and bowed his head slightly, "Erm, Gomen'nasai, Soi-Fon Taichou"

"Tch" was the response from Soi-Fon.

Ikakku decides to turn back to the other fukutaichous, whom were still discussing the shock of Sasaskibe's true identity, what was more shocking was Komamura's sexuality!

"Damn, talk about never being able to know someone completely, eh?" Ikakku remarked

"Yeah, but it wasn't like it was unexpected, doesn't take a blind guy to see that him and Tousen had a thing going on." Iba offered

A few snorts erupted from the other fukutaichous,

"Nice way of putting it, Iba-san." Renji snorted, "But still, can't say I saw it coming."

"When the hell do you ever see anything coming until it whack you in the face, Renji-kun." Kira chuckled

The guys were a bit surprised, Renji raised his eyebrows at Kira, "Wow, was that actually a snark from you Kira?" he laughed, "And look who's talking!"

"In fact, I'm very wary of my surroundings." Kira smiled.

"Wow, emo boy is actually smiling" Renji glanced playfully over at Shuuhei, "you must be really good in bed, Hisagi-san."

The other guys busted out laughing, the women rolled their eyes, Kira blushed immensely, and Shuuhei just cleared his throat.

"You guys realized you just made a gay joke toward Kira and Hisagi-san, right?" Kotetsu pointed out.

The guys just had a blank look on their faces, "Yeah, and?"

Kotetsu just rolled her eyes, "Men!"

"I've been knowing Kira's gay, no surprise there," Renji continued, "but Komamura-Taichou.....he's just....he's just too...."

"Masculine?" Yumichika finished for Renji and rolled his eyes, "I love how you ignorant people thinks just because you're gay, you have to be small and fragile and sparkly! It's grotesque!"

"Like yourself?" Renji shot back with an evil grin

"You got a problem with that?" Ikakku barked at him moving slightly to shield Yumichika

Renji went wide-eyed, "You too Ikakku-san?"

"Oh come off it, Renji, don't tell me you don't lean that way yourself!" Matsumoto exclaimed with a giggle

"Yeah, everyone can see you got it hard for your Captain!" Iba added

"Eh? Iba-san?" Renji was flustered.

Matsumoto giggled and pressed herself against Renji, "Yeah Renji, no need to hide it, the Women Association thinks it's adorable! Shame though, I had such a thing for you."

"It's pitiful really; all the good looking men are unavailable." Kotetsu sighed

Renji had an expression of genuine confusion on his face, "You mean... you like men, Isane?"

The comment earned him a round of giggles and snickers from the rest,

"Of course I like men!" Kotetsu scowled at Renji, but she was obviously flustered, "What the hell would make you think otherwise?"

"Well, it's just that you seem even more masculine than Yumi, which ain't sayin' much, but still!"

"And then there's the way you look at Matsumoto and Soi-Fon taichou!" Shuuhei pointed out

A fresh batch of giggles and snickers from the others erupted.

"Why you little..." Kotetsu growled and launched herself at the pair of men, but Soi-Fon held her back

"You're not really helping your case, Kotetsu fukutaichou."

"B-But Soi-Fon -sama-!" Kotetsu argued

"ooooh, Soi-Fon-sama, pretty friendly eh, guys?" Ikkaku snarked, triggering a fit of laughters from the guys.

"Why You little--" it was Soi-Fon's turn to launch at the guys, but Kyouraku appeared out of nowhere and held her back.

"There, there, Soi-Fon-chan, it's not very becoming of a lady to launch herself in fights with men, now is it?"

Soi-Fon blushed slighty despite her surprise at Kyouraku's sudden appearance, "K-Kyouraku-Taichou!"

"Sorry if we're intruding your fun, we've been trying to be discreet, seeing that you all are having so much fun." Ukitake appeared from behind Kyouraku.

"T-Taichou! Ukitake-Taichou! You mean you've seen everything?" Ise Nanao-fukutaichou exclaimed

"Yes we have, my darling Nanao-chan, we just thought it'd be better if we didn't show our faces. Surely it would have embarrassed Komamura-kun even more if he saw us."

"Eh? You mean you knew about them?" Nanao-fukutaichou asked, a bit surprise

"Well, we didn't say that, but of course we did, been knowing for quite a while actually, even before the Soutaichou knew about it." Ukitake answered.

The fact that she jumped to conclusion, and was right about it flustered Nanao-fukutaichou, which was evident from the way she fidgeted with her glasses.

"And you weren't one bit surprised?" Iba asked

"Well, we would be lying if we say we weren't pleasantly surprised when we found out they liked each other-" Ukitake started

"But we can't say we're surprised when they got together, we were the ones that pushed them to confess their love to one another." Kyouraku finished and wraps an arm around Ukitake's shoulder, stroking his arms.

"Mate!" Soi-Fon exclaimed, "Hachi-ban Bantai Taichou, Juusan-ban Bantai Taichou, you mean...you two.....?"

Ukitake blushed slightly, and Kyouraku just smiled,

"Why yes, we are, I thought you all knew? The gossips were relentless weren't they?"

This earned a hard blush from Soi-Fon, she wasn't usually one for gossip, but she did somewhat started this one when she pointed out that they're always together way back when.

"It....you two....didn't start because of the gossips did you?" Soi-Fon asked

"Oh no, no" Kyouraku laughed, "We've been together even before we joined Seireitei."

"So, not to change the subject," Shuuhei voiced up, "But, in terms of Komamura-Taichou's and Sasaskibe-Fukutaichou's.....status.....does all the Taichous know about them?"

Kyouraku shook his head, "Most of us do, yes, but not all. Not counting the traitors, of the ones left, beside Yama-jii and ourselves, no one else knows about them."

"And we think it's a good idea if we keep it that way, yes?" Ukitake smiled one of his dangerous smile.

"H-Hai!" was the unanimous response from the others.

"Well, there's really no harm if it reaches Unohana-Taichou's ears, I suspect she already knows, being the motherly figure she is, and Zaraki, Kuchiki-kun, and Toushirou-kun wouldn't give a damn anyway, so there wouldn't be any real harm there-" Kyouraku stated

"But Kurotsuchi -Taichou can not, and I repeat CAN NOT, know about this, I am not one to speak ill of my comrades, but Kurotsuchi Mayuri is fond of doing _'research' _in anything he finds to be out of the ordinary."

"He's fuckin' out of the ordinary!" Ikakku mumbled

"Yes, quite frankly he is," Kyouraku replied, "That's why he had done _research _on himself quite a while back."

Everyone else was staunched by this,

"Okay, he's just plain out a fuckin' creep!" Renji voiced everyone's thought.

"Yes, he is quite one of a kind," Kyouraku nodded, "That's why we especially can't let him learn of Sasaskibe-kun's true form as a Kitsune, he had wanted to get his hands on one of those for quite a while now."

A shudder went around the room. After a moment of silence, Soi-Fon was the one to speak up

"Right, so what we have witness here today do not leave this room, I'll personally make sure whoever leak this information will get a less-than-pleasant visit from the Onmitsukido Corp ((N/A : Covert Ops)), do I make myself clear?"

"EESH! Ain't that a lil harsh Taichou?" Omaeda exclaimed, in fact everyone was thinking the same, but no one was stupid enough to comment.

WHAM! In a blink of an eye Soi-Fon got Omaeda on the ground under her feet, "Well, you wouldn't have to worry about it if you keep your mouth shut, now would you?"

"ACK! Indeed Taichou!" Omaeda cried

All the other fukutaichou was glad they hadn't said anything.

"Oi, Oi Soi-Fon-chan, aren't you being a little too harsh on your fukutaichou?" Kyouraku offered

"With all due respect, Kyouraku-Taichou, I don't tell you how to train your subordinate, please don't tell me how to train mine." Soi-Fon huffed.

"Now, Now, let's not get too excited here." Ukitake smiled and waved his hand to hush Kyouraku and Soi-Fon, "If it is agreed upon that not a word of what happened here today leave this room, I think we should all return home now, yes?"

"Hai, Ukitake-Taichou!" was the unanimous response. Everyone stood up and filed out of the pub.