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A/N: This was orignally a one-shot inspired by a fun idea of my Boyfriend, Heaven5Hell, who suspect Sasaskibe Fukutaichou, the 1** st**** squad's vice captain is really a Kitsune or Fox Demon, and think Komamura Taichou (Dog-face) needs some love. It sprang into more as I was further inspired to play with the idea of how this Furry Little Secret can turn the whole Court of Pure Soul upside down. Centers around Komamura and Sasaskibe but the whole Gotei 13 is featured. OOC on Sasaskibe Choujirou's part; This is Shonen-Ai, meaning that yaoi is featured, not explored(no real lemon), don't feel comfortable reading it, don't read it. And of course, this is my first published work, so please read and give me your delicous Reviews. Arigatou-Goseimassu!**

Disclaimer: I of course, do not own Bleach or any of it's character, just this work of fiction (and Kitsune Sasaskibe, I'm claiming Kitsune Sasaskibe).

Soi Fon and Komamura was walking together to the local pub and chatting idly about what have been going on in soul society. One particular thing about the Zanpakutou Rebellion has been egging at Soi Fon since she fought Tenken and Gonryoumaru, Komamura-taichou's and Sasakibe fukutaichou's Zanpakutou. Her curiosity must have translated to frustration on her face because Komamura laid a giant paw on her shoulder while she was still deep in thought;

"Is there something bothering you Soifon taichou?" Komamura asked softly. Soifon jumped a little, being woken from her daydream,

"Oh? Oh, sumimasen Komamura-taichou, I was just daydreaming, it's nothing."

Komamura smiled and nodded, "If you say so Soifon, but you know you could always tell me if something is bothering you, yes?"

Soifon returned a rare smile, "Hai, arigatou Komamura-san."

In spite of his fierce exterior, Soifon as well as the other shinigami has came to find that Komamura is a very kind, gentle and soft-spoken soul. He seems very secretive too,

_But then again, his shyness is understandable considering his exterior, and besides, the Captains and Vice-captains of Juusan Gotei don't seem to be a very social lot, now are they? _Suzumebachi suggested.

Soifon jumped, next time you're eavesdropping on me, say something before you speak up! Soifon scolded her Zanpakutou

Did you forget that I'm a part of you? I always know what you're thinking; I can read your thoughts, Bakka! Suzumebachi snapped back.

That's right; a Zanpakutou is a part of its Shinigami's soul, isn't it? If so, Komamura's attitude definitely explains Tenken's shyness, but what about Gonryoumaru? Soifon asked herself as well as her zanpakutou

Maybe it's just because he is so shy and secretive everyone just overlook the real him? That seems to work well enough for Kuchiki Byakuuya and yourself. Suzumebachi offered.

But why were the two Zanpakutou always seen together? It's easy enough to see why Ruriiro Kujaku always tails Houzukimaru as his master Yumichika always tails Ikkakku; could that be the same reason....?

Suzumebachi blushed at this thought,_ it could very well be!_

_No way! But still...._Soifon decides to ask Komamura about it, she might not get her answer, but at least her curiosity and Suzumebachi won't drive her crazy!

"Komamura, isn't it true that a Shinigami's Zanpakutou is a part of his soul? His true nature even?"

Komamura furrowed his brow, "That might very well be so; at least it seems true enough for most of our fellow taichous and fukutaichous. Why do you ask Soifon?"

Soifon brought her hand to massage the back of her neck, blushing,

"Well, it's just that...I don't understand....during the Zanpakutou Rebellion, I noticed that your Tenken and Sasakibe-fukutaichou's Gonryomaru is always together, and Gonryoumaru is the only one that could understand Tenken...but, we never see you and Sasakibe-fukutaichou together?"

Komamura chuckled softly, "Well, I'm glad Tenken found himself a friend, our Zanpakutou is a part of us, but they're also their own entity and lives in a separate universe than ourselves, it's not uncommon that there are many things about them for which we do not know and cannot understand, wouldn't you agree?"

"Sound like he's being evasive to me, don't you think?" Suzumebachi voiced up, she had finally materialized and sits on Soifon's shoulder.

"Well, if Komamura-taichou chooses not to tell us, we should respect that Suzumebachi." Soifon snapped at her Zanpakutou

Komamura gave out a heavy sigh, "If you must know Soifon taichou, Sasakibe Choujirou have a rather dangerous secret, and I am entrusted as his secret-keeper, that is all."

"OH? " Soifon and Suzumebachi's curiosity was piqued, "Now I just want to know more!" Suzumebachi whined.

When the pair of Taichou reached the pub, they were alarmed to see patrons running from the pub and screaming "M-m-monster!"

Soifon grabbed a man running pass them "What's wrong?" she asked him

"K-K-Kitsune!" the man screamed and breaks free of Soifon's grip to run away.

"Kitsune?" the pair of Taichou exclaimed, Soifon was going to head in, but Komamura stopped her,

"I'll go, you stay and try to stabilize the patrons." And before Soifon could object, Komamura had shunpo-ed into the pub.

Komamura cursed inwardly when he saw that all the fukutaichous were present, armed and ready. In front of them, it looked like the whole pub was turned upside down save a table upon which a white were-fox, in Shinigami uniform with a white turtleneck underneath, and a white Haori over it, wearing the 1st squad's Vice-Captain armband laid, curled up and grooming itself.

"Taichou!" Iba exclaimed, pointing at the kitsune, "Sa-sasakibe!"

Soifon had followed Komamura in and ducked under his arms to see what all the commotion was about; her eyes went wide when she saw the character in front of her.

"Sasakibe Choujirou?" she exclaimed.

Sasakibe Choujirou fox ears pricked at the sound of his name, and yawned,

"Uh Oh, look like my secret's revealed." He slurred and giggled his voice much softer and more high-pitched than normal.

Komamura gave an exasperated sigh and rubbed his temples with his paw before coming forward to scoop the Kitsune form of Sasakibe fukutaichou into his arms.

"Come Chouji, let's take you home."

"But I don't want to go home! I'm still having fun!" Kitsune Sasakibe whined, throwing his paws around Komamura's neck.

At the sight of this, all eyes went wide,

"Komamura-taichou and Sasakibe-fukutaichou?" Renji exclaimed, evidently appalled.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Renji, Ikakku and Iba exclaimed in unison.

"That's just fuckin scary!" Ikakku exclaimed, grabbing at his bald head.

"Yet in a way, it's quite beautiful." Yumichika giggled.

"Are you kidding? It's totally Kawaiiiiii!" Matsumoto Rangiku exclaimed

"Speak for yourself, Matsumoto, the rest of us seem to think it's just....just....horrifying!" Renji exclaimed

"Well, except Soifon taichou and Yumichika. They're sparkling with delight!" Ikkaku pitched in

Soifon was blushing hard, "I am NOT sparkling!" she yelled at them

"Oh and then there's Omaeda, he's too stupid and self-absorbed to be staunched about the whole scene." Hisagi coolly pointed out

Omaeda, who has been too busy stuffing himself turned around at his name, "Huh? What? What did u say about me?" it was only then that he had caught sight of the scene in front of him, "BWAHHH! OH MY GOD! MY EYES!"

Soifon smacked her forehead and then smacked Omaeda across the face, knocking him silly, "SHUT UP, AHOU!" she then proceeded to stomp on his round face, "Why...am...I...stuck...with...the...laziest...stupidest...Fukutaichou...ever!"

Kitsune Sasaskibe was of course giddy with delight at all the excitement and cuddled in a little closer to Komamura. Komamura on the other hand thought that jumping into one of Seireitei's garbage holes wouldn't be so bad right about now.

"You're drunk, Chouji." Komamura said flatly, trying to ignore the ensemble of Vice Captains.

Kitsune Sasakibe squirmed in Komamura's arms, "I'm not drunk! I haven't even started playing my favorite game yet!"

"Shuuhei, hold me! I'm scared!" Renji whimpered

Komamura let out an exasperated sigh, this was not how he wanted the others to find out about him and Chouji; he didn't even want them to find out about them at all!

"Enough fun for today Chouji, let's take you home."

"Oooh, so eager to take me home," Kitsune Sasakibe cooed, entertained, "Are we going to have some fun at Komo's place?" Kitsune Sasakibe teased, with a smile that resembles Ichimaru Gin's too much, making Kira flinch.

"ARGH! Brain scar!" Ikkaku exclaimed, grabbing his head again,

"Your fault for picturing it!" Soifon scolded him, flushed

"You're one to talk, Soifon-san, you're getting a nosebleed!" Shuuhei barked at her making her blush harder.

Komamura rolled his eyes at the others, grateful that his fur hides his blush, cursing his tail for wagging feverishly inside his kimono. He growled under his breath so that only Chouji could hear,

"You're sooo paying for this when we get home!"

Kitsune Sasaskibe gave him a kitsune smile, and said for all to hear

"Oooh, Komo's going to make me pay huh? Promise?"

Soifon and Matsumoto dropped to the floor and all the other boys' eyes twitched and grabbed their head,

"ARGHHH, My Brain!"

Komamura blushed even harder, while all the strong reaction just made Kitsune Sasaskibe giggle feverishly.

"What in Genma's Name is going on here?" Yama-jii's voice thundered from behind them all. At the sound of Yamamoto soutaichou's voice, Soifon sprung up and they all turned around to face him, trying to create a wall between him and his fukutaichou and Komamura.

"Ya-Yamamoto Soutaichou! What are you doing here?" Soifon asked nervously. Yama-jii opened his eyes and stared at them,

"I would advise all of you to move out of my way Soifon Taichou, Fukutaichous."

They were all edgy, but none moved, Renji spoke up for them saying, "Summasseni Yamamoto Soutaichou, but I don't think you'd like what you see."

"Hmm?" Yamamoto Soutaichou's eyes landed on Renji, "I thank you for your warning Abarai Fukutaichou, but I will be the judge of that myself. Now if you all would please so kindly, move."

Soifon and the fukutaichous all looked at each other nervously before moving to either side to reveal Kitsune Sasaskibe Fukutaichou wrapped around Komamura Taichou. At the sight of his taichou, Kitsune Sasaskibe gasped and buried his face in Komamura's shoulder. Komamura cleared his throat and averted his eyes from that of the Soutaichou's. Yama-jii merely grunted and gestured at Kitsune Sasaskibe

"Hmph, so he got too drunk and let his guard down did he?"

"It would seem so, Yamamoto-sama." Komamura answered

The others were caught by surprise at this,

"So, you knew about Sasakibe-Fukutaichou Soutaichou?"

"Of course I do!" Yama-jii stated, "Why else do you think I would personally handpick him to be my fukutaichou? I was hoping that I could put a leash on his demon reiatsu."

"Put a leash on him huh? Look like Komamura-taichou is already doing that." Renji snarked under his breath.

"Hmph, you're a funny man aren't you Abarai Fukutaichou?" Yama-jii huffed at Renji, making him almost jump out of his skin.

"Ahh...uhh...N-no, Yamamoto Soutaichou...I was just...uh...ah...I'll shut up now." Renji stuttered.

Yamamoto-soutaichou huffed and returned his attention to Komamura and Kitsune Sasaskibe before turning around to leave.

"Darn kids, never know how to be quiet about it!" he grumbled.

Even Komamura and Kitsune Sasaskibe were surprised this time, "Yama-jii, you mean...you knew...? About me and Komo?"

Yama-jii let out a great sigh in response, "You young ones are forever clueless, aren't you?" he allowed himself a thundering laugh when he felt all eyes wide with surprise on him. Iba turned to Kitsune Sasaskibe and muttered under his breath,

"Are you sure Yama-jii's not an ancient Kitsune like yourself Choujirou-san?"

"HA!" Yamamoto-Soutaichou scoffed, "It is something called 'Wisdom of age' Iba-fukutaichou! I assure you I am not a Kitsune; I would not be as weak, or kind and gentle for that matter, as I am if I was one of them!"

This was enough to terrify all present, and if they had worshiped a god, they would've have been grateful to him. When Yama-jii was out of sight, Komamura thought it was well about time that they leave too.

"Come Chouji, we're going home." And with that he shunpo-ed out of the Pub and continue to use shunpo all the way home.

Kitsune Sasaskibe was growing weary from all the excitement; he cuddled in closer to Komamura and nuzzled against his chest. Yawning, he gave out a sigh of content as his eyes fluttered shut

"Aishiteru, Koma-san."

Komamura smiled softly and went in to give the Kitsune a peck on his forehead

"Aishiteru, Chouji-kun."

A/N: So what do you think? Love it? Hate it? Want More? R&R Please! Oh and please it's Constructive Criticism, no flamers, no bashers - yes, there is a difference. Constructive Criticism: Arigato! Flamers/Bashers: Sayona