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Note to Readers: Happy April Fool's Day! The following was written as a submission to Ausfer's Bad Fan Fiction Writing Contest. This work, therefore, does not reflect my true capabilities in writing. View my profile for my works with an actual plot to it. Assuming some people will skip right over this note (it happens to even the best of us) and continue onto the story, I have no control over the inevitable destruction of their brain cells. Although part of my soul died inside with each grammatical and syntax error I made in this piece, it was a lot of fun to make. :3 So enjoy... if you can.

-Kager Spera

So now...

CUE BAD LITERATURE EXTERMINATING HAPPINESS (BLEH)... GO!!!

warning: vewer discresion is advised because of its inapropriateness for underage kids, yaoi and LOTS OF FOX AND SPYRO SMMEEEEXXXIIINNNESSS! <3 xoxoxoxoxxooco

Fox mccloud walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room with a very hot and sweaty body from his incredibly awesome workout that he did. He was really tired because of how many pushups and situps he did for twenty three hours a day. The last hour was for sleeping and another for eating. He did pushups and situps because he wanted to look good and wanted big muscles even though he had many of them and herd that exorcising would make him more muscular. "I want to take a shower" he thought. He walked to the shower room were the showers are so he could take a really long shower to cool down his body. Fox was here lots of times so he didnt think anything would happen.. It was just a locker room after all and he was taking a shower... or maybe not? It wasnt like falco, his really annoying teamate, was going to barge into the room and interrupt his shower because of how much of a total PERV he is. (AN: I hate falco because flaco should just leave fox alone cuz fox is the hottest thong everrrr!!!) fox went to take a bath with hot water. He actually could never thought that he was going to be suprised today. Then to his suprise, a dragon went into the shower with him.

Fox felt his tail shots upwards in surprise. He was relived when he saw who it was. "oh its you spyro." Spyro was a super smexy purple dragon with some green on his smoking hotteh body. The green was like the color of leaves in winter. The eyes that Spyro was using were beutifull with rainbow sparkles and the color white. "Hi fox I didnt now you went to this school to." Fox said yeah I do and tried to turn away from Spyro. Fox didn't want Spyro to now that he liked him. He liked him for a long time, like three billion years, and now the sexy person that he liked for a long time was really really close to him...so close that he could feel Spyro's super smexy hot turning on breath. (AN:*droooooolssss O__O that tail.....ooooh im getting a boner)

"So what are you doing at school?" Spyro asked. "I am doing science and math," Fox answered trying not to sound to smart. Because he was a part of the starfox team, he had to be really intelligent. "Wow you are really intelligent Fox. I wish I could be more like you because I don't think Im that smart" he said and then he started to cry. Fox sudenly felt sad for him and reached out to make Fox feel better. Ever since Fox met him, he knew that he would do everything he coud to protect him. When he went to sleep he would dream that he was a superhero (AN: I know hes a superhero alredy just go along with it) and would fight evil villains to show how much he loved his spyro. He fought demons with firry tridents and furryous (AN; ha ha get it lol?) space aliens with testicles as long as ten miles to get together with Spyro. If only Spyro knew how much Fox loved him... So he put his arm really slowly on Spyro's shoulder and to fox's surprise, Spyro moned at Fox's touch and moved closer. Wanting to be more braver, Fox put his fingers claws across spyro's face. Spyro sighed haply feeling warmer now that Fox was touching him. Secretly spyro was in love with fox too, but they didnt know that... yet.

"Coud u do that again? Could u cum closer?" spyro said and Fox did. He tightly rapped his arm around that sleek super sexy purple neck and slided his paw from the dragons muzzle to his chess and Spyro moaned again. Wow, fox thought. He is really sensetive and kawaii (AN: that means cute in japanese) the dragon turned around to look at Fox and it seemed like the world stopped. Everything seemed like slow motion in the two of them and then they kissed. Spyro thrusted his tongue into Fox's mouth and the two mails moaned out loud. This feels amazing, Fox thought better than his wild dreams. Then Fox noticed that their crotches were touching and looked down. Spyro was bigger than Fox! The dragon had a twelve inch dick and it was really hard.

Fox reached out to touch it waiting for Fox to allow him and when Spyro nodded, the fox wrapped his hand around the large cock. "That feels reaaalllyy good", Spyro moaned again. "Aaaaaahhhhh, Fox!!!!" spyro yelled. "does it feel good?" Fox wispered sexily. "Yes" the dragon wispered sexily back. He felt like he was having really hot sex with the hottest guy in the plant.

The dragon then moaned even louder than before when fox touched his balls. "Please Fox! That feels good!!!" Spyro thought he was flying because of how good he felt. He thought he was as high as space....high as he got during those drinking parties (AN: hell yea fox drank tequila!!!) because of how hot the sex was. And all of sudden, Spyro cummed on him.

"Fox, whats that?" You mean you dont now? Fox said. "Its called semen and it tastes really good." Spyro nodded, thinking that Fox would know about this because of how smart he was at science.. "And it comes out of my thing?" Fox answered yes, you baka (An: that means stupid) knowing completely about what he was saying. He master baited about spyro all the time on the roof of his hose so that anyone woud see him.. "Does stuff come out of your thing to?" Fox smiled and noded again. "Yeah. Its like a bazzoka when it shoots because lots of stuff comes out when I touch it (AN: this is because he exersized alot at school)." Spyro stared at Foxs cock in amazement. "can I touch it and make it shoot like a bazooka?"

"Maybe later... fox said. Spyro was happy because fox said later and not never. The two then slept together happily on the floor of the locker room. Noone said any thing when they saw a fox and a dragon sleeping together the next day because that would mean they were retraded trolls and have no life.

AN: omg omg gom! I hope u guys likd it!! Plzzz revew!!!

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Don't worry, I didn't fall into a traumatic accident and lose my writing abilities. Furthermore, if you speak, read, or write Japanese or are of Japanese descent, I apologize tremendously for desecrating your language, but we all can agree that terrible fan fiction requires the use of improperly used Japanese. I apologize if I made anyone suffer through this! Click the link above if you want to read any more terribly written fiction that will either make you cringe in terror or laugh until you explode. :DDD

ACTUAL Author's Note: This does not count as this week's submission. So look forward to an actually decent literary work from me later on this week. :3

Sorry once again to my fellow readers... ;D