breaking furry hearts top rules 10

Story by Luke_Sukronius on SoFurry

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rule 1. Remember the person who you are breaking you must avoid thinking about how they will feeel.

rule 2. Pretend your saying it to someone you really hate

rule 3. Act like a totall @$$ then rip out there emotions. At the end of the day punch a puppy in the face you heartless F$##4.

rule 4. Just a reminder your leaving them for no good reason you do it because you want to.

rule 5. Make it seem like it's nothing personal(it really is)

rule 6. Use lines like"it's not me it's you." Because really? do you think maybe you did something wrong? of corse not.

rule 7. Never regret what you did you will just end up loving them again.

rule 8. Lie about the reason your breaking up with them ex:"I'm a diffrent kind of fur now"(no your not).

rule 9. Hit/abuse them before you leave them, because you want to take your anger out on someoone who did nothing wrong.

rule 10. don't break furs hearts because you will be the bigger fur when you let them break up with you.

rule 10 a. Tell them huskydingo taught you how to break someones heart.(1000000 cookie points to any user that has proof they did this)