Team Rocket's Big Break
This was flamed, maybe you will like it better.
I have been watching several episodes of Pokemon and I noticed that Team Rocket never got the limelight for longer than a minute whenever they appeared to be winning. Then I look more closely and I realize that Meowth seemed to be the real genius of the hapless team. So I thought what if they listened to him. I mean they lost all those times, they have be getting desperate by now. What if by listening to Meowth they get Ash's Pokemon? It works as you will see and thanks to a wild Chikorita that picked up the ability to talk the human language Ash has a fighting chance. This will take place during the third season since Chikorita is in it and have the same kind of humor and if I am mistaken about when Chikorita appears then please let me know. Enjoy Team Rockets Big Break! Italics are the narrator and bold is me.
Chapter One: Meowth Hatches a Plan
The three members of Team Rocket lay smoldering slightly from Ash's Pikachu's latest attack at foiling their latest scheme. Meowth was the first one up and he glared at the others as if hoping that by his stare alone they would stop being such losers. Then as he stared at the others he began to hatch a plan. He looked back at all their problems with the twerp and how he could make it better. But would Jessie and James go along with it?
"How is it that every single one of our plans goes to waste?" Jessie was the second one up and she glared at James not even acknowledging what Meowth had said. "I told you to steer left and go around the boy and you had to go out of control. Did any part of circle the twerp sound like go out of control?" James started crying like he did when Jessie had one of her 'issues' with him. "Well at least I tried to drive unlike some people who can't." "What are you talking about I have been driving lots of times? I drove on some of our plans. Why do..."
But that was as far as she got as Meowth had just fury swiped the both of them and they were left staring into space a second before turning as one to the culprit. "I am sorry, did you have something to add about blaming James?" James glared at Jessie but his attention was on the Pokemon member of the team. "Now that I got your attention how about letting me have a go at planning everything. Just once. Then if I fail then..."
Both members burst into laughter at Meowth's proposal and it was a while before they were coherent enough to actually function normally. "You plan? Oh that's rich!" Jessie laughed as she wiped a tear from her eyes. "What makes you think that your plan would work? We are the genius behind Team Rockets accomplishments not some Pokemon." Everyone realized what Jessie had just said and sweat-dropped.
"Anyway, I think I know where our plans have gone wrong. It is the blasted motto and our announcing ourselves to the world. If we tried stealth and I mean absolute stealth then maybe just maybe that would work. Can you two prima donnas handle being silent and stealthy. You would have to go in unprepared without your Pokemon so there is no mayhem happening. Especially your Wobaffet Jessie, that thing has led to our downfall more times than I can count with it popping out everywhere."
Jessie stared at Meowth for a while then stared at James. "I don't know. Go in unprepared what if the boy is pulling an all-nighter or something bad happens." Meowth grinned, his plan was working perfectly so far. "Or you could let me go. Us cats can be quite stealthy. Think about it, we take him while he is asleep and capture everyone and then so that they don't escape we brain wash them. Make sure they don't go wondering. Then we make sure that they don't want anything to do with that twerp. Think of it like a sort of revenge against all the bumps and bruises that Team Rocket suffered at the hands of all his Pokemon. All you have to do is give me complete and total run of the planning and take a vacation or something.
"Surely there is somewhere you can go." Both members looked at Meowth and then at each other. Then Jessie smiled and held out her hand to the cat Pokemon. "Meowth you got yourself a deal! Alright we will let you handle things but if this ends badly, consider yourself cut for getting our hopes up." Meowth grinned and held out his paw to shake Jessie's.
_Uh oh it looks like Meowth has taken Team Rocket to a whole new level. This doesn't seem like the Meowth we know to plan ahead. Well tune in next time to find out how Ash will take this latest scheme. (switches the screen to Ash sleeping peacefully with Pikachu lying next to him. Both are dead to the world) uh oh maybe Ash is finally out of action. Will Team Rocket succeed _find out next time!
Sorry about the shortness, the next chapter will be much longer. That I guarantee it. Think of this as a movie of sorts. I just needed to get this submitted so read and review and tell me what you think.