What I Want
#5 of A Thousand Megatons of Love
The Poetry of Jason, #1
So far, these stories have been showing Jason's lover as being more psychotic than Jason. Let's dispell those rumors.
I want to surf the Great Barrier Reef
I want to see the sunset in Paris
I want to go skiing up in Sweden
I want to kill Snooki and blame it on Charlie Sheen
I want a lot of things
I want to talk philosophy with John Wayne
I want to dance with a guy named Calico
I want to sing a duet with Bobcat Goldthwait
I want to shake hands with Joseph Stalin
Before I shoot him in the face
I want a rock star car and a trickster's cane
I want a pair of boots that make the world shake
I want to see Mount Rushmore and dance on Lincoln's nose
I want to fly Julie Andrews-style straight to the moon
Guitars and guns, good movies and bad movies
I want a lot of things, but you're all I need