Sarah and Sam
A humorous poem done in the style of Doctor Seus's: 'Green Ham and Eggs'
It is about Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam, and my extreme hatred for both of them.
I do not like Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam,
I hate Sarah Palin, the evil woman.
I would not praise her for a boat,
I would not praise her for a fur coat,
I would club her senseless to save a seal,
I would shoot her arms off to hear her squeal.
I do not like Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam,
I really friggin hate her, the evil woman.
I would not invade China for lots of rice,
I would not invade Africa for all its spice,
I wouldn't conquer Canada for its oil,
I wouldn't conquer Russia for its soil.
I do not like Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam,
I wish she'd go to hell,
please or gods be damned.