#24 - Gay for Pay
#24 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits.
Joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas.
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GAY FOR PAY
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Captain of the Guard Taxas:"Your Excellency, is it my imagination, or is every last male working in the palace gay?"
Imperial Sovereign Romari:"It's certainly not your imagination." *Pulls a device covered in runes from his pocket* "This, Taxas, is the secret to my success. It's my gaydar. It points to the nearest person, and helps me learn if he or she is L, G, B, T, or none of the above. Very useful for finding potential sex partners, and works as a trap-finder as well, if you catch my drift." *Points it at Taxas* "See? The arrow is pointing at you."
Taxas: *Sputters* "B-But I thought gaydars were, like, a mental thing! Not an actual thing! Can I try it?"
Romari:"Yep." *Hands the device to Taxas* "Here, just point it at me and concentrate really hard."
Taxas: *Squints eyes* "It's not working. It's still pointing at me."
Romari: *Smacks Taxas upside the head* "Of course it's not working, you twit! It's a compass and you're pointing it south! Palace applicants have to fill out a questionnaire!"
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