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When I reached Nugget Bridge for the second time, it was pretty much just as I expected; Rose was getting dressed, cum still running down her face, while a few of the boys stood around grinning at each other. The girls just stared them down, either jealous of Rose or just pissed off that the boys were acting like pigs.

"So, you're back, huh?" The same boy who I had spoken with before approached me, giving me a smile. "Well, your friend there's just tired us all out for the third time, so would battling be alright with you? We don't have the energy for much else--whoa, hey!"

I cut him off, walking past him and giving him a hard push to the side, knocking him to the ground. I approached Rose, who was using her shirt tail to wipe cum from her blue-rimmed glasses.

"What do we have here, hmm? Little Leafy's coming to show me up? I can't say I'm surprised." Rose chuckled. The two of us had a stare-off for a moment before she put her eyewear back on, straightening them. That gave her somewhat of an "intelligent" look, but I know the girl was just some dumb bitch anyway.

"Listen, you worthless hunk of whore meat, I can do anything you did for these guys, and I can do it six times better!" I yelled at her, crossing my arms. "I'll screw every boy on this bridge, and that was my plan from the start!"

"I don't understand something. Are you two fighting over who's the biggest slut?" One of the trainer girls walked between us, pushing her arms out to separate the two of us. "For one thing, we do the fucking around here, me and the other girls." She looked at Rose with a glare. "You weren't invited, miss 'walk-up-and-flash-your-panties.'"

"Oh ho, what's this?" I grinned at the sight of Rose's fuming. "So, once again, pot callin' the kettle black?"

"Shut up." Rose replied. "I had my fun, I took my cash, and now I'm done here. I'll catch you in Vermilion, provided you actually find it." With that, she flipped me off and left the bridge, heading for the edge of the city.

"Wait, what does she mean "took her cash?"" One of the boys asked. They all reached into their pockets, their eyes growing wide. "That bitch took all of our wallets!" I snickered; that was such a Rose thing to do.

"You should've kept your pants on, boys." I said. "Or, you know, waited for a real woman to show."

"I don't see one here!" The same trainer girl replied, pushing me away from the boys. "Now, you can kindly leave, or I can take my foot and shove it so far up your ass that you won't sit right for a month."

I knew it was a threat, but it still sounds disturbing...and somewhat kinky.

"No way in Hell!" I protested, pushing against her. "I told Rose that I would leave here better than her, and I'm gonna fuckin' do that!" I quickly turned around, surprising the girl who now was grabbing my breasts. "Someone's a pervert!" I teased, sticking my tongue out. "No wonder you guys hang out on a bridge all day, if you have this kind of fun!"

"T-They're so...big and squishy..." The girl said, staring at my rack as if in a trance. She continued to grope me, ignoring the rest of the world. "I wish I had fake ones like these. They must have cost you thousands, right?"

"What the hell did you say?! I'll show you fake!" I said, pushing her away and lifting my top. My breasts jiggled as I moved. "Do these look fake to you?"

My eyes darted to the boys next to us, who were all drooling and developing bulges in their pants. I had them taken care of for now, but I was more focused on getting this bitch knocked down a peg. She ignored my question, groping my bare boobs with the fascination of a kid getting a new toy.

"I want these." She said, looking up at me. "Can I have them?"

"They're not removable, dear." I replied. She was starting to weird me out now. "You can play with 'em, I guess. The guys are certainly enjoying it." Judging by the boys all jerking off with their pants at their ankles, I'd say I was right on the money. Besides, her hands were soft, warm, and felt pretty nice on my skin. I watched as the shorter girl leaned in towards me, wrapping her lips around my right nipple. She started gently sucking on it, her eyes closed as if she wanted to block out everything else entirely.

I didn't usually moan from having my chest touched (unless the mood was really hot,) but for some reason, feeling this girl's tongue flick at the tip of my nipple while she nursed it for all she was worth felt amazing. I placed a hand on her head, running my fingers through her hair. I hadn't stopped to notice the other girls staring at us, but a smirk and wink from me just seemed to piss them off.

"You're pretty good at this..." I said through a moan, stroking the trainer's hair. "I bet you practice on your friends, huh?" One of the other girls blushed at my words, trying her best to hide it from the others, who luckily were too busy hating me to notice. I giggled at the sight, nodding. "I guess I'm right." I whispered.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing?"

The trainer paused, pulling away from my breast at the sound of another voice. The two of us looked to see a pissed off Lass glaring at me.

"That's my girlfriend you're fucking around with!" She yelled. "Get the hell away from her!"

"Yeah, I'm thinking not." I replied. "I was here first."

"You wanna play it that way, huh?" She yelled. She held a Poke Ball to the sky, still glaring at me. "If that's the way you're gonna be, we'll just battle!"

"Battle for the rights of fucking a girl? Yeah, I don't think so. Come back here." I winked at the other girl, who wanted to return to my chest, but didn't. She was too focused on watching her 'girlfriend' release a purple mouse Pokemon from its Poke Ball. I sighed, walking over to my bag and pulling out a ball of my own. Bulbasaur should be able to wrap this up.

"Come on out, Bulbasaur." I groaned, pressing the button on the ball. Bulbasaur appeared in a flash of light, looking at her opponent with determined eyes.

"Bulba!"

"Go, Bulbasaur! Use Vine Whip!"

"Bulba!"

I watched as Bulbasaur dashed towards the Rattata in front of us, her vines popping from the bulb on her back. The Rattata looked a bit nervous, but barred its fangs all the same and jumped towards Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur's vines wrapped around Rattata's waist, slamming the mouse down hard on the bridge under us.

"Ratta!" Our opponent yelled in pain as Bulbasaur continued to slam it down. Its trainer looked horrified at how violent my Bulbasaur was, but I just smiled.

"That's my girl." I muttered under my breath.

"Okay! I concede! Just don't knock little Rattata's brains out!" The trainer shouted, running towards us. Bulbasaur looked at me for approval, and I nodded. Her vines released Rattata, who was quickly recalled. "You're horrible, you know that? First you make a whore of yourself to all of Nugget Bridge, and now you're pounding poor innocent Pokemon into a pulp?"

I snicked at her comment about the bridge; if she looked behind me, she could still see a pile of exhausted men (not to mention a girl or two) in my wake. That was a rather fun time, not to mention wallet-filling. It's funny how much money people will drop when they're in a rush to take their clothes off.

"Okay, I guess I'll let you slide for today." I said with a smirk. "Just give me my cut and get outta here." The female trainer glared at me, tossing cash to the ground and stomping off.

"You're a bitch, you know?" She yelled back as she walked.

"Thank you!" I replied, watching her for a moment before turning around, looking at the long path in front of me. After defeating Misty (in my oh-so-special way,) I heard talk that Nugget Bridge, while a great place for training, was also the beginning path in reaching some Pokemon expert's home. I didn't pry asking details because the boys I overheard wouldn't stop staring at me.

The road ahead had many trainers standing around, but for once I didn't want anything to do with them, even the men; for once, I had decided to battle to end my problems over random sex, and my Pokemon were becoming exhausted. I could walk back to the Pokemon Center, but that would mean Joy taking everyone into the back room for another one of her orgies, and that would take time that I don't have. I sighed, placing Bulbasaur's Poke Ball and my won money earnings in my bag as I walked off.

"Well, this is sure to be just loads of fun." I sighed. I locked eyes with a Hiker, but as he started to approach me, I held out a hand; luckily, he got the message. There were other trainers around too, Lasses, Picnickers, whatever you'd call them. Just as I was passing some trees, I heard footsteps quickly approaching me.

"Hey there, I--" He was silenced when I stuck a hand up.

"No, wait, let me guess. You love shorts and how they're comfy and whatever, right?" I asked, looking at him. I wasn't in the mood for more of this.

"Uh, no." He replied. "I just wanted to tell you that I want to battle you, so I can get better for my girlfriend. I do have a girlfriend, you know!"

"Fascinating."

"So, will you battle?" He asked, ignoring my sarcasm.

"I guess, but let's make it quick." I replied, reaching into my bag. Who still had any energy in them? Bulbasaur had some juice, and Pikachu could go for a short bit, but Pidgey and Beedrill were wiped out. I dug through my bag, finding my last Poke Ball and pulling it out. I haven't used this Pokemon yet, for anything. Would it do a good job? "Well, now's a good a time as any. Get out there!" I said, tossing the ball forward. The orb popped open, the beam of light forming into my newest Pocket Monster.

"Jigglypuff, Jiggly!"

My Jigglypuff appeared, happy as can be. Its round eyes were wide and full of wonder, amazed at the world around it. It was downright adorable, and to be honest, I couldn't stand the idea of it getting hurt, but that's a battle for ya. I pointed forward, watching Jigglypuff dash forward as the boy reached into his pocket, retrieving a Poke Ball.

"Go, Ekans!"

A purple snake appeared, watching as my pink puffball approached at a quick speed.

"Go, Jigglypuff! Show it those great pipes of yours and sing!" I yelled my command. Jigglypuff nodded, leaping into the air. I wasn't sure why, but goddamn it it was cute. I heard the Pokemon clear its throat, soon singing a soft melody. Rainbow-colored musical notes appeared out of thin air, surrounding Ekans before disappearing. The snake Pokemon's eyes slowly closed as its body coiled into a circle. The trainer fumed, stomping his foot in anger.

"Come on, Ekans! Get up now!" He yelled. Ekans replied with a snore. I laughed, and Jigglypuff did the same.

"Jigglypuff, get in there with a Doubleslap!"

Jigglypuff nodded (or, at least moved its body forward) and ran towards Ekans, extending it's little fin-like flabby paw, smacking Ekans hard across the face. Ekans refused to wake, but got bruises on it's face just the same. Jigglypuff didn't cease until it was satisfied, hopping away and looking at me as if expecting more praise.

"Uh ... Good job, Jigglypuff." I said, scratching my cheek. "We won, I think."

"Not yet, you haven't! Return, Ekans!" The boy trainer recalled his snake, another Poke Ball already in hand. "Go, Rattata!"

Really? Another one?

Really?

"Okay Jigglypuff, return." I brought my puffball back to it's ball home, dropping it in my bag. Who's next?

Well, I can always use another mouse to fight a mouse, right?

"Come on out, Pikachu!"

I tossed another Poke Ball, watching as my yellow mouse appeared in front of me. Sparks flew from his cheeks as he looked at his opponent with a determined expression. His small fists were clenched. He looked positively badass, and I couldn't have been more proud.

"Pikachu, show 'em your new move. Thunderbolt this thing." I spoke casually, knowing Pikachu already had an idea of what to do. Pikachu didn't move an inch, instead standing perfectly still and beginning to charge power. On my opponent's side, it seemed like this boy had no idea what to tell Rattata to do. The purple mouse simply stood there, waiting for an order.

"Oh jeez, never fought anything electric before ... Uh, Tackle? Wait, no, do you know Tackle? Try Tail Whip."

Rattata glanced at him, as if to say "Really?" before approaching Pikachu, shaking its tail in his direction. Pikachu looked more confused than anything, going ahead and letting a bolt of lightning from his cheeks, charring the Rattata black and forcing it to collapse to the ground. What kind of cheap battle is this?

"Um, look kid, this is embarassing. You wanna just give me my money and let me be on my way?" I asked. I was more embarassed for this poor kid than I was for myself. He sighed, lowering his head and walking off, dropping money behind him. I heard him mumble something along the lines of "Well, no pussy tonight ..." before hiding among the trees once again.

"Hey, you! I saw that!"

I turned at the sound of a girl's voice. This girl was dressed the same as the boy I had just battled; were they called Campers? Maybe it was Picnickers? Who cares.

"You saw what?" I asked. "All I did was save that guy some dignity."

"You humiliated my boyfriend! My precious boyfriend! I have a boyfriend!"

"I gathered that. What's your point?"

"I'll get my revenge!" She had a Poke Ball in her hand as she walked forward. She didn't expect me to walk past.

"No thanks, I'm done for today. You have fun, though." I said. I didn't bother waiting for her reaction, although I thought I heard some faint crying. Oh well.

After ducking and hiding from anyone else on the route, I saw a small cottage in front of me. Was this the place? I didn't want to just barge in un-invited, but has that ever stopped me before?

Nah, sure hasn't. I walked towards the place, heading right for the door.

"HEY!"

I stopped at the sound of a very annoying, high-pitched voice coming from behind me. I turned, seeing a 'Lass' trainer behind me.

"You came from Mt. Moon, right? Right?" She seemed a bit too excited at asking me this; I thought everyone on this Route had come from that cave?

"Uh, yeah." I replied, putting on the best friendly smile I could. "Why d'you ask?" At my reply, she gasped, obviously full of excitement as she got right in my face.

"CAN I HAVE A CLEFAIRY? PLEASE? I'LL DO ANYTHING!" She practically screamed her request, falling to her knees to beg me.

"I don't have one, sorry." I said, slowly walking backwards before closing the door. I heard a very loud scream of "YOU'RE LYING! YOU LYING WHORE!" come from behind the door. What a psycho ...

"Help me, please! Did someone come in?"

I looked around, hearing a guy's voice coming from somewhere. The room was relatively small, only what looked like two machines in front of me. A lone Clefairy sat in front of them, but it looked like it was trying to pull its own head off. What the hell ...?

"Are you okay, little guy?" I asked, walking towards it. "Was that your trainer just now? Is he hurt?"

"I am that trainer!" the Clefairy replied. Its mouth didn't move, but this still freaked me right the fuck out. "I mean, not a trainer, just a guy! I'm stuck in this suit!"

"... Suit?" Upon further inspection, the Clefairy's head had a zipper on the back. I unzipped it, watching a man's head pop out. He was drenched in sweat, but looked way too happy to care. "Uh ... You okay, buddy?" I asked, backing away.

"Yeah, I'm just fine, thanks!" He replied, standing up out of the costume. "My name's Bill! I was just trying that suit on to see what it would be like to be a Pokemon, and it got stuck!"

"Uh, couldn't you just watch a documentary or something for that info? Cosplaying seems a bit weird for that." I replied.

"Well, it isn't just for cosplay, you see. I have a girl that comes by once a week, and we--I mean, it's all for my new invention!" Bill blushed as he spoke; I was curious as to what this weekly costume thing was, but I didn't ask. While he rambled on, I looked around the room for traces of another door. "Are you looking for something, miss? Did you misplace something?"

"Yeah, whatever. I heard talk you have a secret garden behind your house that has God Pokemon or something. Some kid with a Game Boy told me that." I replied, ignoring whatever he said afterwards. Damn, no secret door, no uber Pokemon. This was a waste of time.

"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, miss." Bill said. "You're not referring to the child that came here asking for something called a 'Pikablu,' are you?"

"Yeah, probably." I said. "So anyway, what's this invention you mentioned?"

"Well, it's this thing behind us!" Bill exclaimed. His 'invention' looked to be two tubes. "It will allow the person inside to transform into a Pokemon! The only problem is that it only turns people into a Clefairy, and I have to manually change them back. That's why I was using the suit, to avoid something like that ... until the zipper got stuck." Bill said with a sigh. "I'm glad you came 'round, miss, or I'd still be--miss?"

My mind jumped to the girl from before, who would do "anything" for a Clefairy. Idea! Damn, I'm brilliant.

"So, how's this thing work?" I asked, feigning innocence. Bill smiled, walking over to one of the tubes.

"Well, I step in here, and ..." That's right, idiot. Jump through the hoop.

"I push this button on the console here, right?" I asked. My hand was dangerously close to the large red button on the metal machine.

"Well, yes, but I'd rather you didn't!" Bill said, sounding panicked. "Like I said, I don't have all the kinks worked out!"

Well, that decided things. I slammed my hand down on the button, watching both tubes light up.

"Oh darn, I've slipped. Oh no, how horrible."

"Do you know what you've done?! You--Ouch, turn it off! Turn it off!" Bill yelled. In a matter of seconds, he disappeared from one tube in a puff of smoke. When the second opened, even more smoke poured out. Just as I predicted, a very pissed-off looking Clefairy stepped into view.

"Miss, that was very rude! Just for that, I won't show you my favorite Pokemon collection of the Eevee line!" Bill-fairy said, placing his paws on what I assumed was his hips. "I ask that you kindly change me back right now--miss? What are you doing?"

I already had the front door open, stepping outside. The girl hadn't moved. This bothered me.

"CAN I HAVE A CLEFAIRY NOW!?"

I stepped aside, motioning towards the Pokemon-Human hybrid thing behind me.

"Have at it." I chuckled, a devllish smirk crossing my hips. The girl's eyes widened as she pushed me aside, running at and picking up Bill, squeezing him tight. I fell to my ass, standing up and grabbing the door to adjust my balance. "Hey, you could at least thank me." I said. "Ungrateful little cunt ..."

"My own Clefairy! Finally, I have one!" She exclaimed. "Now I have something to fuck that isn't an abusive stepfather!"

... WHAT!?

"I didn't give it to you for that!" I yelled, snatching Bill away from her. "He's a pet, not some toy!"

"Whatever you wanna think. You need to either leave, or get ready to watch." She replied. Before I could reply, she started to unbutton her top. Her bra tried to hide large, bouncing breasts, but failed miserably. Looking down, I saw that Bill was clawing at the transformation tube, as if trying to tear through it to get inside. I now felt bad for what I did, especially since I didn't even get something out of it. I sat down at the machine, taking care to not press anything with my bottom by accident. The Lass looked at me, and I simply waved a hand forward.

"Go on, then." I said. "Impress me."

"I'm sure I will." The Lass replied with a smug grin. Her skirt hit the floor, followed by her bra. Stockings landed on top, with her pink panties topping the pile. She had grabbed Bill-fairy and pinned him to the ground, already straddling what of a lap he had. However, her plan had one fatal flaw:

There was no erection in play.

"Oh, darn. Where's his dick?" She pouted, looking at me. I wasn't about to help someone who did nothing but scream in my ear; I shrugged, shaking my head.

"I have no idea. I'm waiting to be impressed, remember?" She glared at me from my comment, her eyes not changing when I chuckled. I'm such a bitch. "I'm sure you'll find it eventually, if you look hard enough. I hear it's usually between a guy's legs. Could you imagine such a silly thing?"

"Oh, shut up." She said. "Help me, or get out."

"That can be done. See ya!" I said with a grin, waving as I closed the door behind me. As I started walking, I paused; what did I just do here? Let's make a mental checklist.

• I let this whole thing just pass me by. I could have scored with Bill, and didn't.
• I turned him into a Clefairy against his will, and didn't apologize.
• I didn't even take money from this girl.
• I'm letting her attempt to bone a Clefairy-sorta-thing, instead of doing it myself.

What's WRONG with me?

I barged back inside, leaving the door open and booting the girl out, my foot meeting directly with her ass as she flew out the door. I slammed the door behind me, locking it tight. Bill and I both looked nervous at the pounding on the door that followed.

"LET ME IN! YOU'RE A CLEFAIRY THIEF! I'LL SUE YOU!" She screamed.

"Don't you have a Poke Doll in here, or something? She won't go away." I asked, looking down at Bill-fairy.

"Nope, sorry." He replied. "I think I'm too emotionally and mentally scarred right now to do anything, thanks to you."

"Well, here." I said. "What if I try to help you relax? I won't rape you, I promise." I gave him a warm smile, or the best one I could muster. Surprisingly, Bill seemed to calm down.

"I shouldn't trust a word from you, but it looks like I have no choice." Bill said. He watched with amusement as my blue top went past my head and landed on the floor next to me. "Would you please turn me back into a human again, though?"

"No."

I finished stripping, letting my hat fall on the pile of clothing. I slowly walked towards the Clefairy, swaying my hips with every step. I smirked when I saw a pink erection start to appear.

"And here I thought you might be gay." I chuckled. Bill looked a bit offended at this, but didn't reply. I moved to the floor, having to lay on my stomach to be at the proper level. At the sight of this, or I suppose more at the idea of what was about to happen, the pink erection in front of me grew to a throbbing size, one that I eagerly took into my mouth. I slowly bobbed my head, smirking mentally at the pleasured sounds I recieved in return.

"This is the first time I've experienced this as a Pokemon, and the feeling is--Ah, yes--sensational ..." Bill said, placing a paw on my head. I looked up at him, attempting to smile as I continued moving, swirling my tongue around the length. His entire body shivered from this, only making his erection throb a bit more violently.

The sounds of my mouth moving over his member echoed throughout the room, becoming a bit louder when I sped up. I tried my best to travel my left arm down my body, but in this position, all I could do was slightly tease myself with my fingers as I sucked the Pokemon off. With the moans and groans of pleasure Bill was making, I wondered if this whole ordeal would just end in a blowjob.

"I'm g-going to cum, miss!" Bill moaned, slightly thrusting into my mouth. I pulled away completely, looking up at him. I couldn't have looked very pleased.

"You're fucking joking, I hope." I said, very annoyed. "I haven't got much action all day, and you're gonna pop one off in five damn minutes? Jeez, I'd might as well just save my energy and use my--" I was cut off by a blast of Clefairy cum landing on my face. I noticed that while I was complaining, my hand had automatically moved to jerk him off, and I suppose the feeling was too much for him. I licked my lips clean, but it wasn't very satisfying.

"I, uh ... That never happens when I'm a human." Bill stammered. I already considered getting dressed.

"Yeah, I bet the girls just eat that line right up."

"I-If you want, we could wait half an hour and see if I can-"

"No, thanks. Just get back in your tube thing."

Bill sighed, stepping into one of the tubes after I opened it with a button. I repeated the process from before, but didn't bother watching a man step out.

"Thanks, but I'm sorry again." Bill said. It took him a moment to notice I was playing with his laptop. "I don't mind you reading the news or something, but please don't go through my files-"

"Live Eevee-on-Jolteon action." I read out loud, resting my head on my palm. I looked over at Bill. "Really, dude?"

"Well, the Eevee line is my favorite Pokemon family, and I guess I ..." I stood up, quieting him.

"Look, Bill. I've been gangbanged by a flock of Pidgey. I've been given a facial-then-abandoned by a Pikachu. I've been vine-fucked by a Bulbasaur. Those are all sexual things that I find hot. You, on the other hand, pay ..." I looked at the screen for a moment, "Seventeen ninety-nine a month to see photoshopped pictures of what looks like Flareon and Jolteon humping. The videos don't even have sound, man!"

Bill's entire face was red and he refused to look at me. I should feel bad for being so mean to him, but damn. Even my old guy rival wasn't this sad of a person.

"I thought you said you had a girl over with that Clefairy costume-"

"She's my cousin."

"Why am I not surprised."

"Look. Just plug your Pokedex into the laptop, get the Eevee family data, and leave, please. Let a man keep some shred of shame.

"Alrighty then. I'll just take this as well." I snatched an object off the desk, stuffing it into my bag.

"Not my Moon Stone! I need that for research!" Bill protested.

"I'll save you the time. Eevee can't use it, and it isn't a very good idea to use as some kind of anal sex toy." I said before closing the door, leaving Bill to his costume and machines. Well, that was a complete waste of an hour. I looked down, seeing the Lass was still laying on the ground, her naked ass in the air. I thought I noticed an extra set of clothes on Bill's floor.

Oh well.

The trek back to Cerulean was relatively boring; I was pissed off, and that vibe seemed to be apparent to everyone around me.

When I arrived back into the city, I saw flashing lights in the distance. I ran closer, seeing a few police officers hanging around a house. Avoiding their gaze, I snuck inside, looking around. A man and who I assumed to be his wife looked frantic, either by their tacky decorating sense or by the massive hole in their wall.

"That Team Rocket! They used a Pokemon with Dig and destroyed my wall! They stole my TM, too!" The man yelled, shaking a fist at the gaping hole. "Those blasted criminals!"

I snuck past the couple, peering out the hole. A Rocket Grunt stood outside.

No, I mean it. He literally just STOOD THERE. The area was crawling with cops, and he seemed to just be enjoying the sunshine.

"Uh ... Hey there." I said, approaching him. He turned to look at me.

"Hey, kid. What do you want?" He asked.

"You stole that guy's TM, right? Give it back." I said. He shook his head.

"Yeah, I stole it. What are you gonna do about it, huh?"

I grabbed the rims of my shirt, but paused. Showing him my tits wouldn't solve anything, and I'd just look stupid. That seemed to only work on stupid boys or old perverts. I reached into my bag, pulling out Jigglypuff's Poke Ball and releasing the monster. Jigglypuff looked up at me. I grinned.

This was going to be hilarious.

"Well, I have an offer for you. My little Jigglypuff here is in heat, and no other Pokemon will do! Jiggly has to have a human's touch, and really needs a cock! Will you help?"

The Grunt looked at me as if I had just told him the sky was red.

"What in the fuck are you talking about, kid?" He looked at me, but looked down when Jigglypuff approached him and did its hardest to jump and grab his pants zipper. It was adorable. "So ... This thing wants me to fuck it?"

"That's what I said."

"It does have a hole, right?"

"Nice, warm n' waiting."

"Well, I guess I can't turn down such a cute little thing. Come on, let's go find a bush so I can help you with your little problem." The Grunt spoke warmly to Jigglypuff, who looked at me in confusion. I nodded, hoping Jigglypuff would somehow understand what I wanted. I think it did.

I heard the bushes rustle and the sound of a zipper.

"Okay, let's see that cute little pussy-OH MY GOD."

I fell over laughing as the Rocket ran out of the bush, his pants at his ankles. He glared at me, pointing a finger.

"You bitch! That thing isn't what you said!" He yelled. We both watched as Jigglypuff walked from the bush, with a massive pink erection appearing from his lower body. "You said it had a hole!"

"Well, he does have an asshole. I didn't lie." I said, wiping a tear from my eye. At the look on his face, I started laughing again, holding my stomach in pain. "You were gonna get assraped by a Jigglypuff!"

"That does it! I've had enough of you! Come on, Drowzee!" The Rocket tossed a Poke Ball, revealing, as he said, a Drowzee. The Pokemon with an elephant's trunk for a nose looked at me and my still-erect Jigglypuff, his eyes looking as if he was in a daze. "Drowzee, you use Hypnosis! Now!"

"Drowwwze-"

"Hold it, Drowzee." I said, standing up. I was surprised to see that it listened.

"Drow?"

"You really want to listen to a man who almost got this," I motioned to Jigglypuff's cock, "inside of him? A human that was about to be a willing bitch to a lesser Pokemon?"

Drowzee looked shocked. He slowly turned, looking up at his trainer, who wouldn't look at him. Drowzee pulled on the Grunt's pants leg, motioning for him to lean to his level. When he did, Drowzee smacked him hard across the face.

"I guess I deserved that."

"You totally did." I said. "Shall I call your friends and tell them to refer to you as 'Jiggybitch' from now on?"

"Fuck you."

"You're welcome to try, your buddies couldn't."

While we were having our 'conversation,' Drowzee had walked away from the Rocket and had started talking to Jigglypuff. The two were in strong agreement about something, but of course I couldn't understand them.

"Hey, Drowzee." I said. Drowzee and Jigglypuff looked at me. "You wanna come with me?"

"Drow?"

"Yeah, it'll be fun. I put out and everything, just ask Jigglypuff."

Jigglypuff nodded at this. Drowzee put a hand to his chin, lost in thought for a moment. He walked to the Rocket, kicking him in the leg to knock a Poke Ball off his belt. Drowzee picked up the ball, slowly waddling over and handing it to me.

"You're gonna steal from a thief?" The Grunt asked. "Isn't that against some trainer goody-two-shoes code or something?"

"Not in my book." I said, recalling Drowzee. "I'll just have to get the ball re-programmed to be mine, and we'll be good. Now then, Jigglypuff's still horny, and one of us is gonna have to deal with that. You can run, or you can present. You have ten seconds."

"Got it! Take the TM back, too!" He shoved the disc into my hand, hopping over the fence and running off. I saw a few cops run after him, one asking "Why the fuck his pants are down."

"Well, Jigglypuff, this has been an eventful day, wouldn't you say?" I asked. Jigglypuff giggled.

"Jiggly!"

"Do you think we should return the TM?"

"Jiggly." Jigglypuff shook his head. I placed it in my bag.

"I agree. Let's go."

With that, Jigglypuff and I hopped over a ledge near the end of the yard. Now, I could either try to go through Rock Tunnel, or hit Vermilion for my next badge. I remember that Lt. Surge was quite a handsome man (as proven by my mom's old porn videos,) so that might be the better plan. I recalled Jigglypuff, heading south.

Just as I was heading for the gate, I saw a small building in the distance. The sign on the front read "Pokemon Daycare Center." Huh, this was new. I hopped past a few ledges, landing in the front yard. Seeing no one else around, I headed inside.

"Oh, yeah! Take! it! you! slut!"

"ODDISH!"

Well, what a sight. A man in what looked to be an expensive suit.

Fucking an Oddish.

He noticed me, and motioned that I come in.

"Just a second, please! I'm almost there!" He said, moving the Oddish up and down on him, plunging his cock into her pussy faster by the second. "That's it! Gonna cum!"

"Oddish, Odd!" The Oddish sounded like she was begging for it. "Odd! Oddish! ODDISH!"

That last shout of her name came when the man unloaded inside of her, most of his cum gushing out and landing on the floor. Oddish hit her climax as well, cumming all over the man's erection and lap. The two were breathing heavily as the feeling subsided. He pulled Oddish off of him and held her to eye level, where they proceeded to kiss. A heavy kiss, too; their tongues were thrashing around like crazy. I've kissed Bulbasaur before, but nothing this steamy.

"What is this place, exactly?" I asked when the Oddish fell to the floor, already asleep. The man straightened his clothing, standing up.

"Welcome to the Cerulean City Pokemon Daycare. I'll take care of one of your Pokemon and make sure it levels up properly." He said. "Any Pokemon you choose, although preferably a female one."

"Well, I only have one girl, and she's my team captain." I said. "I'll stop back by, though. It looks like you're needed elsewhere."

As fast as it fell asleep, Oddish woke up, leaping at the guy's zipper. I giggled at the act, hearing a scream of "ODD!" as I walked out the door.

Finally: The gate out of Cerulean.

I entered, seeing a guard standing behind a counter. He was leaning, looking bored as all hell.

"Hey, hang on. The road's closed, so you can't come through here." He said, only glancing at me to acknowledge my presence.

"I'm not going that way, I'm going to Vermillion. I'll be taking the stairs." I replied. I took a good look at the guy; kind of cute, not exactly built, almost identical to my old rival. Do I ask? Eh, what the hell.

"You look bored." I said.

"Totally." He replied. "Not even a mini TV in here."

"Quickie in the underground?" I grinned. He nodded, hopping across the counter.

"Sure, sounds great." He replied. He followed me down the stairs as he started unfastening his pants.

...

"Oh, fuck yeah! Fuck me! Harder!"

In no time at all, the guard had me up against the wall, my skirt hiked up around my waist and his dick inside of me, thrusting away as I begged for more. This was the best sex I've had since meeting up with the Hiker, and I had started to miss it. The guard seemed to ignore me, only wanting to get his rocks off before his break ended. He reached around me, grabbing my breasts through my top before pulling it up to get a bare feel. I felt his cold hands rub at my hard nipples, which got another moan out of me. I prayed that no one decided to come down here, but even if someone did, this would just likely turn into a 3-way.

"I'm gonna cum." He muttered.

"The hell you are!" I yelled. "You're not doing anything until I cum first, you got that?"

"Ugh, fine." He groaned. He paused for a moment before slamming inside of me, so fast that I had to stretch out my arms and press against the wall for balance, lest I get hit face-first by the hard cement. My screams and squeals of pleasure echoed throughout the hall, and the sweat dripping down my face was giving me the biggest rush ever. It had been way too long since I acted like this around someone who wasn't a Pokemon.

"That's it! Harder, now!" I yelled, squealing in delight as he pounded into me. My breasts bounced with every thrust, but he stopped that by grabbing them once again and squeezing hard. Either I was his first, or just his first in a while. He focused on my chest more than anything, but that's a typical guy. "Come on, harder! You can do better than that!"

"If I do, I'll just blow inside ya. I'm not ready for that." He said. Poor guy acts like I'm not prepared for that.

"Oh, fine. Be that way." I pretended to pout, sticking out my tongue as he pulled away from me. I fell to my knees, approaching him and pushing my breasts around his erection, rubbing it slowly with them. He thrusted slightly in my direction, even moreso when my moving sped up. He let out quiet moans throughout the entire ordeal.

"Keep this up, and I'm gonna--Oh God, so close." He said, thrusting into my cleavage. I pulled back, wagging a finger at him.

"No-no. Not yet, big boy." I winked at him, falling to my back and raising my legs. "Grab and go crazy."

He nodded, pulling my legs apart and shoving his erection inside of me once again, already thrusting away at the same extreme speed he previously had. My legs wrapped around his waist as my body shivered. I moaned, begging for more, commanding he move faster. Either my lust had built up to an impossible-to-satisfy level, or this guy just wasn't trying.

He fucked me for a solid half hour, but no matter how hard he was, or how fast he went, nothing happened. Sure, it felt amazing, and I wanted to cum hard all over him, but it just wasn't going to happen. We could fuck all night and I don't think I'd hit orgasm. I sighed when he pulled away, moving to my knees once again and taking him into my mouth to bob my head as fast as I could. It didn't take him long to erupt in my mouth, and I eagerly swallowed the whole load; it was the best I was gonna get.

I adjusted my top and placed my hat back on my head, waving at him as he headed back upstairs. I sighed as I walked for another staircase, thinking back on my entire day. I had sex with a Clefairy hybrid, or tried to, and that failed, and failed again when I tried with a human guy. Sure, this morning's orgy was downright fantastic, but after looking at it hours later, it seemed more run-of-the-mill for me than anything.

What's wrong? Why am I becoming so impossible to please?

Maybe there's something missing. Maybe all of this sex is just plain unhealthy.

... Yeah, right.

If I can't scratch this itch on my own in Vermillion, then I have to find someone who can, be it person or Pokemon. I'm sure I can find the right guy or girl if I look hard enough.

Until then, it's Pikachu dick or Bulbasaur vines.

Whatever works.