Life in Yiggow Chapter 3
Chapter 3
"Who wants pizza?" Thunder Darkstone was coming through the door carrying about ten pizza's. Thunder was a husky, needless to say a dark husky.Thunder always liked to wear black T-shirts and jeans, sometimes the jeans would even be black. Thunder looked like any old husky grey body black paws and black feet. His tail also black stripes. Thunder's hair fur was long very long at least shoulder length. The end of his fur hair was uniquely enough black. Thunder's eyes were a dark black, his personality was also very shifty but then again what raccoon didn't have a shifty personality. Thunder was always disappearing as well, but no one really mind that because Thunder was his own person.
"Ah you're here," said Berkeley clapping his hands together, "You can put them over there on the table Thunder."
Nikoli Pozilane a well tempered Rabbit who had a Russian heritage made him enjoyable to be around. Nikoli was one for having an edge at science which was very odd for a Rabbit, especially a Russian Rabbit. Nikoli always told stories about his family, Nikoli's family was always making his life a living hell, not only that but they were constantly nagging him about his problems that weren't really his. Nikoli was a well groomed white rabbit, he always looked fine for any occasion. Nikoli had pretty brown eyes, and a slender body. Nikoli was always getting picked on for being the youngest in the frat. "I can't believe the amount of traffic up on West an 83rd!"
"What, was there a lot of traffic?" asked Jack.
"Are you kidding me, there was a huge ass car pile up!" said Nikoli demonstrating the cars on the highway.
"We really didn't need to worry though, with my expert driving I carefully went in and out through cars on the highway.Thunder rubbed his paw on his furry chest, "And when me and Nikoli, got out of that predicament, it was only 90 miles an hour and five minutes later that we arrived here."
"You know if campus police catch you speeding like that..." warned Berkeley.
"Berkeley," laughed Thunder, "You've know me for what? Fourteen years! I think that if you can recall in the years I've been driving so far not a single cop has caught me."
"It's better to be safe then sorry though." mentioned Jack.
"Well, that's because you're a wussy and do the speed limit!" said Thunder arrogantly.
"There's nothing wrong with doing the speed limit!" retorted Jack.
"Sure, but then you go as slow as a slow ass tortoise in a minivan!"
Jack grumbled angrily and started making a fist with his hoof. "Can't we just have a normal dinner for once with out the use of politics?" asked Berkeley.
"That shouldn't be too hard with Nash not being here." said Nikoli getting a cup of grape juice from the fridge.
Jack waved a sigh of relief, "Yeah, we all know things are better when he's not around."
"Yo, I just noticed, this pizza is hooooot!" said Douglas who was sitting at the table with a knife and fork.
Nikoli, Thunder, Jack, and Berkeley all stared at Douglas and Douglas looks back at them pathetically. Berkeley looked at Douglas an a wry way. "You're getting horny right now aren't ya?"
Douglas looks a Berkeley pathetically, "Is now a good time to be honest?"
Nikoli, Jack, and Berkeley all groan and back away from Berkeley, but Thunder just shrugs it off. "Hey if he wants to be like that let him! Why should we care?" Thunder starts setting plates out on the table.
Berkeley looks at Thunder dumbfounded, "So your saying that you wouldn't be worried about an aroused wolf trying to you know..."
Nikoli sits down in a chair next to Douglas, "Well, as long as he doesn't get weird, I'm fine with it!" Douglas gives a week smile at Nikoli, Nikoli backs away from him.
"Exactly what I meant to say!" said Thunder.
Thunder goes over to a huge duffle bag on the counter and starts pulling out massive amounts of silverware. Jack is taken aback by the pretty silverware. "Wow, Thunder where did you get all that silverware?"
"At the Five Finger Discount store." said Thunder still taking out silverware.
"I really need to find out where this store is! Are you sure you can't tell me?" asked Jack.
"Yes Jack, we've been over this a thousand times it's a specific club that I signed for." Thunder bends closer to Jack, "Plus I think they all have a think against dairy. I believe that's why they sell it so cheap."
Jack bangs a hoof on the table, "Lousy bastards! I'll show them what it means to sell dairy cheap!"
"They'd probably sell you down the river with a lawsuit my friend, if you ever tried anything." admitted Thunder with a smile.
Thunder started putting the silverware in a pile on the table and Douglas reaches to grab a piece of Spinach pizza. "I like Spinach, it's lean and green!"
Jack clicked his left hoof in anger, "Bastards!"
"Indeed, those bastards." chuckled Thunder.
As the others began munching on pizza and as Thunder still empties tons of silverware on the table. Berkeley looks right up at Janus and pops the question.
"Thunder, where did you find that silverware?" asked Berkeley.
Thunder lets out another laugh, "I told you that store that's on west an 83rd."
"I thought that store was closed down?" said Berkeley curiously.
Thunder shot a look up at Berkeley his dark raccoon eyes boring a hole into the lizards. "Who on earth told you that?"
"My father told me, he said that Damian Grey couldn't keep it open because he fell behind in his income."
Thunder let's out a huge husky yip, "Well, it seems your father hasn't been there for a while because Mr. Grey reopened last year."
"Oh.. Okay." said Berkeley uneasily, he starts scratching his lizard nails on the table.
"Hey!" yelled Nikoli, "No sharpening on the table, this is rare sap mangrove!"
"Sorry." said Berkeley sadly.
Jack and Douglas slowly look over at Berkeley staring at him intently afraid of what could come next.Thunder emptied the last of the silverware from his sack. He then sits down and grabs himself some pepperoni pizza.
Thunder looks over at Berkeley frowning, "I'm just curios Berkeley, and be honest. Why did you ask such a question?"
"Because Mrs. Wingcock accused you of being a crook." said Berkeley not looking up.
Thunder was taken aback, "What? Mrs. Wingcock thinks I'm a crook? Where'd she get that idea from?" Thunder was rubbing his paws together curiously.
"Actually most of the college staff believes that you're a crook." said Berkeley scratching his scales on his neck.
Nikoli, who had just begun eating his pizza, had a shocked look on his face. "Where is all of this coming from?"
"I believe the professors at the school have been accusing me and Thunder here of wrong doings, babe." said Douglas leaning back in his chair putting his paw feet on the table casually.
Suddenly Jack get's up from the table in a flash and puts a hoof at Berkeley who at this point was a nervous wreck.
"Now this all makes sense!" said Jack having figured it all out, "This is all about the Northern Border disputes!"
"Plain discrimination crap! Curse these raccoon haters!" Thunder shakes a pawed fist at the roof.
"This is discrimination at it's worst! How dare they how dare they judge the two of you for being a wolf and a raccoon! You know, not every raccoon or wolf is bad." Nikoli began to pace around the room sort of hopping a little.
"I can't believe this!" yelled Thunder, "What do people have against husky's anyway?"
Jack gives a stern look at Berkeley, "Mrs. Wingcock and the others don't want you to do anything like spying do they?"
"No no," said Berkeley becoming a little annoyed, "They didn't ask me to do any of that! Mrs. Wingcock said that their looking out for my best interests."
Thunder let out a husky snort, "Best interests ha! Those teachers are just trying to get you away from us!"
"Don't worry about it Thunder, I already told Mrs. Wingcock who my friends were." said Berkeley assuring his fur friends.
Thunder waved a paw in the air, "Aw, they'll never buy that excuse!"
"It's not an excuse Thunder, it's the truth!"
Nikoli hops over to Berkeley and looks him right in the eye, "Have you been drugged?"
Berkeley looks back at Nikoli confused, "No I haven't been drugged you dingus!"
Nikoli bounces back in shock, "I'm a Hare not a dingus!"
Berkeley gets out of the chair almost stepping on his own tail, "Look, guys I know where I stand on this situation!" Berkeley, then points his claw at his friends, "Rather it be cow, bunny," Nikoli tries to blurt out Hare but Berkeley moves on before he even has a chance to state it. husky, wolf, you're all my friends through thick and thin!"
All the friends are silenced, they all stand and stare at each other for several minutes. All the furs are at some sort of tension with each other and it seemed to make the air very stale and putrid. After several minutes Douglas breaks the ice.
"Then let's sit down my friend and bury these problems with some of Yiggow's finest Turtle Tab's pizza." At that comment Douglas sat down and started eating.
Berkeley sat down in his chair and started eating pizza as well. For the next few seconds Nikoli, Thunder, and Jack just stared at Berkeley and Douglas eating pizza. The three furs made their apologies to Berkeley and they all sat down and had pizza together.
As the discriminating conversation evaporated into nothingness, the lizard, cow, rabbit, husky and wolf were all talking about their day and having fun. Nothing seemed to be a bother to the furs, it seemed not even the weight of the world could bother them now. That was until the supreme ass hole sly fox Nash came crashing through the front door.