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A very sleep deprived drake named Ryan woke up sometime in the afternoon. The sun was shining, and a gentle breeze was blowing. Ryan smelled his favorite lunch, which consisted of steak, potatoes, and corn. As he slowly got out of bed and began to get dressed he noticed how late it was , 3:43 pm! "I really need to stop partying so late," he thought to himself as he walked downstairs. "mommy Ryan was out late again!" screamed Ryan's little sister Lilly. "Ryan what did I tell you about your partying!" Ryan's mother Kate yelled jokingly. "I know, don't stay out past 12:00 am," replied Ryan with a smirk across his face. "Exactly now sit down and eat your lunch," said Kate. "No problem there," replied Ryan. "Ryan you smell bad," said Lilly. "Ryan, have you been drinking?" asked Kate with a very disappointed look on her face. "No, of course not mom," said Ryan as calmly as he could as he was thinking of an excuse. "So why do smell like alcohol?" asked Kate with the same look on her face. "Um, oh yeah Arthur was walking over to tell me something then he slipped and spilled his beer all over me. I guess I forgot to shower after I got home." Ryan said as he scratched the back of his head. "Yeah, ok," "well there's only one problem with that Ryan," said Kate. "What's that?" Ryan asked already half expecting the answer. "Your, lying,"Kate answered with a sigh "I am sorry but your grounded." "How long?" asked Ryan. "Two weeks, one for drinking, one for lying," answered Kate. "You got caught!" yelled Lilly. "Lilly, eat your food," said Kate. "As for you, go take a shower, get dressed and come back down," said Kate. "Ok," said Ryan as he slumped up the stairs. "Oh, man this sucks. Good going Ryan you got too drunk forgot to take a shower and slept in late," Ryan said to himself as he started the water. He got undressed and stepped into the warm stream. He just sat there as the water ran over his body, which was quite muscular for his weight, all of a sudden there was a knock at the door. "Ryan are you sleeping in the shower again?" Ryan could tell it was Lilly by hearing her squeaky high pitched voice. "No!" yelled Ryan so she could hear over the water. "Ok, well hurry up we are going to the store in ten minutes!" yelled Lilly as she ran off. Ryan turned off the water as he hit his head against the wall as he tried to think of what he did last night, but he couldn't, one of the many downsides to getting drunk. He got out of the shower and dried himself off. He walked into his room and got dressed in his usual clothing, black jeans, T shirt, and a sweater. He then got his socks out of the drawer and grabbed his sneakers. Then his favorite, his iPod. Grabbed his earphones and walked out the door. "It's about time," said Kate as she was tapping her foot. "Sorry, but I spaced out in the shower," said Ryan with a guilty grin. "Well let's get going," yelled Lilly. "Ok," said Kate as she pulled out of the house by her energetic 12 year old. Ryan had been thinking a lot about his partying habits and his alcohol addictiveness. "Hey, mom," "yes Ryan?" "I was wondering something," "what is that?" "why do so many people frown at underage drinking when they most likely have done it themselves?" "um, well that's a hard question," "why? have you done underage drinking before?" "well, yes, now please let me drive Ryan."