#14 - A Novel Romance
#14 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty natio...
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits.
Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas.
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A NOVEL ROMANCE
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Consummate Lover Romari: *Tosses his book aside and stretches out on the bed* "'The End.' That was the second most disappointing trashy romance novel I've ever read, Love."
Imperial Consort Neal: *Peers at the book* "That's not a trashy romance novel, Dearheart. That's classic literature. A Tale of Two Cities."
Romari: *Looks at it again* "Really? I thought it was rather thick for porn. Damned 'Adult' Book Club. First the fiasco with Moby Dick, and now this. I could've sworn it was A Saleof Two Titties."
Neal:"That sounds like straight pornography. Or worse, lesbian. You don't even like breasts!"
Romari:"Well, I felt like being disgustingly perverted for once."
Neal: "You're always disgustingly perverted!"
Romari:"Stop being a drama queen. Now take those clothes off. They're offending my sensibilities."
Neal:"Are we playing Hide the Sausage again?"
Romari:"Why? We both know where to find it in the end."
Neal: *Sighs* "Yes we do, Lover of Mine. My end. It's just a matter of which one."
Romari:"Exactly. Why prolong the suspense? Cut right to the climax, I say; then we can have our happy ending. Two or three times, if you're lucky."
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