#13 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered
#13 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty natio...
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits.
Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas.
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SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED
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Imperial Assistant Neal:"Sir, the new stamp just came in from the presses. I have the first one off the line, matted and framed, just for you. It's a collector's item."
Imperial Sovereign Romari: *Studies it closely* "I ought to sue their pants off, burn their building to the ground, and salt the ruins."
Neal:"Why, sir? What's wrong?"
Romari:"I told them I wanted my head on a stamp! It's a picture of my face!"
Neal:"But...what else would they... Wait, you wanted your cock-head on the stamp, didn't you."
Romari:"I even sent them photographs!"
Neal: *Pinches the bridge of his muzzle* "I know I'm going to regret asking, but why would you want your not-so-private parts printed on a stamp?"
Romari: *Grins* "So every man in the empire will have to lick my cock when they send something in the post. I was hoping for a voodoo-doll effect."
Neal:"Err..."
Romari: *Scowls* "But those idiots returned the five-dozen pictures I sent them, and printed this drivel instead. I spent three excruciating hours with my erection right up in that cute photographer's face, and I didn't get a blowjob or a stamp to show for it!"
Neal:"Pardon me, sir. I need to go mail out some apology letters."
Romari:"Have fun. And don't forget the stamps!"
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