#12 - Pandering to Stereotypes
#12 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty natio...
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits.
Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas.
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PANDERING TO STEREOTYPES
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Imperial Assistant Neal:"Remind me again, sir. Why did you decide to order the tickets to this basketball game?"
Imperial Sovereign Romari:"Because I refuse to pander to those namby-pamby homosexual stereotypes. I told you that earlier. I'm a manly man. I like manly sports and manly men. Plus, all those basketball players are hot as hell, even if their team sucks. Maybe we can get lucky and they'll suck instead."
Neal:"I thought you said you liked the Galawan Raiders!"
Romari:"Nope. They're horrible. Haven't won an important game in years. But I refuse to conform, and like I said, they're hot."
Neal:"So, you're doing your best to refrain from being a stereotypical gay sex-fiend who isn't happy unless he's cruising for a living cockwarmer?"
Romari:"I knew you'd get it if I repeated myself enough."
Neal:"And you're not here just to pick up some tail? Like that stereotype you hate so much?"
Romari:"Got it in one! I knew I kept you around for something. Now, where are those locker rooms? I've got naked athletes to leer at."
Neal:"Pardon me for a few minutes, sir. I see a team medic, and I think the overwhelming number of palm-to-face collisions I've suffered today has given me a concussion."
Romari:"You do that. And ask him if he knows anyone on the team willing to earn a foul for some disruptive physical contact."
Neal: *Facepalms*
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