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Home Blake I was typing at my VirtuPuter when a message for "Dangerous Threat" popped up on my VirtuPuter, scaring the crap out of me. The color of the threat was green. Damn. This is one of the tougher mother fuckers. I touched my MIC (Miniature Intercom) on the side of my head, turning it on. "MIC, send me to the main hangar." I said. Suddenly, a bright flash of light surrounded the room. All of a sudden, I was in the hangar room, in the room with all the weapons we need to kill any enemies that are a threat to Earth. From the weakest, to the strongest. The weapons were how we deal with them. That and Mageck. I grabbed a HR (Hell Rifle) and a couple of BG's. (Blood Grenades) Soon, the whole team was here. Ali, Cat, Amber, Erin, Darkness, Terror, and Blood. "Hey, Blake, get the DM." (Defense Mechanism) Blood, my uncle, said. He was a pro at fighting Lightness' enemies. But not as good as me. After all, I've killed 4,367. "Oh, yeah." I replied. Multiply 68.9 billion times 52.9 googolplex. I'm basically all black, thus, why I'm called Blackness. My hair is purple, from my mother. I have red eyes, from my father. Terror is my mother, and Darkness is my dad. I made Earth and 3 other universes. Took 4 billion years. Give or take a few. Or alot. I'm the Second Savior. I'm the one that's supposed to keep my feter clean of anyone that wants to eliminate my universes. Feter is like a universe, but only 30,000 times bigger. So if they want to destroy my feter, they'll have to get through me. "Lets go." Ali said. "Aight." I replied. When we got to my scout's school, there were about fifty Light slayers, and a giant Light golem. "Dibs on the golem fucker." I yelled. I engaging the golem from the back. I grabbed a BG and squeezed. Hard. Then threw it at the golem and pulled out my HR and let that fucker loose. The BG exploded under the golem's legs, enraging it and letting out a scream like a little girl. "Jesus christ, you're loud! I suggest getting a full night of sleep, and drinking drain-o! Or I could just do this!" I latched the HR onto my back, and grabbed a BG for each hand. And squeezed and threw the BG's at the golem. "Hey, you seem stressed. Why not take an old one-two at your favorite person in the world? Er, feter. After all, aren't you after me? Oh wait, I just forgot, you're too much of a wimpy bitch to swing at me!" I yelled at it, enraging it further. It screamed it's irritating scream, and ran towards me. The BG's exploded. I got a call on my MIC from Ali. "Hey, Blake, we need some help over in the library, like, now!" Ali yelled into her MIC. "Ow. Quiet down would ya?I'm sorta occupied, right now, how bout you call me in three hours?" I said jokingly. "Funny, just hurry up!" Ali hung up. I hung up too. The golem swung at me, and I jumped just in time. "Can't you hit a little pest like me?" I cackled at it. I jumped on it's back, and saw a little opening, conveniently, large enough to stick a BG into it. "Sheesh, could Lightness make it any simpler?" I chuckled. I grabbed a BG but before I could squeeze it and put it in the hole, the golem tried to shake me off, but when that didn't work, he flipped over, making me squished like a stain on a table. "Ow. Mother fucker, you dare piss me off?" My blobby form squirmed out from under it. My original form retook form, quickly. Unexpectedly, there was a large explosion, probably from the BG's. "Shit. I lost the HR and BG's. Well, I'll just have to make an MIB" (Miniature Ion Blaster) I grinned. I generated an MIB, and clicked the ammo into the MIB. "Hey! Stupid fucker! Over here!" I yelled aiming the MIB at the golem. The golem growled at me as it charged. The MIB was slow to cooperate with me, and the golem charged at me, screaming it's annoying scream. "Shit" I sighed.