Wabbit wabbit, Gonna Beat That Wabbit.
Under (E) For Bestiality.
Wabbit wabbit, Gonna Beat That Wabbit.
I hardly have to mention the characters in this, unless you are not much a Loony Tune fan... and if not, stop fucking reading right now!
I would appreciate you to go and watch some real classic and (GREAT) cartoons!
(Adult) - No really, I am really writing an adult story, with adult characters. No, Bugs Bunny is not gonna suddenly go cub.
Adult Characters For *Real*
Staring.
Elmer Fudd - This story will *not* be going up on IB, do to Elmer Fudd being a human character.
And
Bugs Bunny.
Warnings.
Bestiality.
Anus Cum.
Bestiality.
First day of hunting season, Elmer wasn't ever very excited. It was small-game, rabbit season... and he knew he would run into either that screwy wabbit, or the duck, or worse... both.
Of course his plan involved that screwy wabbit more then anything, so if that duck were to show up, he may just ruin the plan. As usual though, his plan was shaky... wasn't it always?
His riffle was filled with pellet free ammo. One way or another, he wanted Bugs to trick him, letting him drag and tease him as usual.
But this time, he would somewhat play along, if not mostly, as the plan was to get Bugs to his place. That part was gonna be easy, but if he would haveta deal with the duck, then what was he ta-do?
Of course Elmer would probably egg-on Bugs as usual, as Daffy bought into it, not much realizing that Bugs and Elmer worked together, just to get rid of him. They done so during Duck season too, and Daffy always bought it. Elmer grabbed his hat, and hunting coat as well... as he headed out. At the front gate, he suddenly wondered if he felt a draft, "Gawd Damn It!" Elmer blushed, as he realized, he was just about to go hunting in his underwear. "I knew I was bloody missin something."
He took little time to head back in, and-then place on his pants.
Elmer check his hunting book one more time, as the thing in some ways appear to be whited out. Someone had changing something in it. Well this probably meant that that duck... had already snuck into his house, to protect his own ass, as usual.
He got on his way, following a path he was pretty sure would lead him to Bugs.
"Ah-ha! Haven luck with those there rabbits? It's rabbit season you know."
Fuck I knew it was possible, I may have to deal with this dumb duck.
"I am on his tracks."
Elmer started pressing to move faster, as he was suddenly more then sure it was actually really duck season. Fact of the matter was, Elmer and Bugs had become more like friends, and Elmer's plans were to get Bugs alone. With Daffy hanging so near, it would be difficult to get Bugs to his house, without Daffy at least having an idea what was really going on.
"He's this way, he's this way."
Daffy jumped around as usual, which was actually looking good for Elmer in a lot of ways. Almost like all he had ta-do, is wait
for-em to bring himself down.
"He's right there, shoot-em-shoot-em."
Bugs setup a fake bunny, and Elmer played along. He shot a real stud into this one, as the mix of sticks and such went to nothing.
"Oh dear, no Rabbit Stew this way... there's nothing left of-em."
Daffy made a funny noise with his beak and tongue.
"Oh come on, you are not going to fall for that, are you?"
"I know what season it really is... Duck!"
*GULP*
"And he's bringing me home, not you... Duck. Aren't you?"
"NO."
Elmer began walking away, holding in a giggle, but feeling a sweat drop starting to form, as it was difficult.
"Well if you're taking him home, I am gonna join you."
Elmer had something in his rifle, intended to just knock off Daffy's beak.
"Hi... you are sooooo cute."
Bugs jumped into Elmer's arms, and-then kissed him on the mouth.
"Come on guys, I am done for today."
Elmer walked fast toward where his home is.
Gawds please tell me Bugs won't see through this.
"Is there time for tea?" *Smack* on Elmer's lips.
"No bunny, now leave me alone."
Daffy had actually given up,, just like him too. But for a change, that would be a good thing.
"Hey, how long till we're at your-place?"
"For the last time, leave me alone Bunny!"
"Fine. If that's the way it's gotta be, "Bugs starts walking away, "That's fine *Cough* I see how it is."
Elmer had problems holding in tears, but knew Bugs would probably be inside that one certain closet. He held onto himself tightly, and then opened his front gate, as he was that far now.
He made his way across the stone sidewalk. He walked up his three steps, and onto his porch. He walked slower as he went, being that he already was nerves. He had problems getting his key into his door, as he turned it, and then swung his door open.
He stepped in, and then swung it shut, but didn't leave the lock slam into place. Instead, he turned the knob, as he closed his door. He placed his rifle just inside the door, and then tiptoed toward the closet. "Whispering, nerves."
"Did you leave me alone Bunny!?"
"Huh... here I am!!! Mmmhhhh...."
Bugs placed his lips to Elmer just as usual, and knew he would get a laugh first, and then a screaming Elmer.
Well... at least that's what he thought. He suddenly felt something around his neck.
"Ahh-huh, I bet you didn't expect that one... Bunny!" Bugs tried to use a cartoon trick to break free. "Dah Oops Bugs... that's cartoon safe."
"Nooooo what are yeah-gonna do to me?"
"Well I set out to beat you today, and you are going to be beat today."
Bugs knew suddenly it wasn't gonna be death, but-then what was it, that Elmer had up his sleeve?
He began leading Bugs around a bit.
"Oh come on Elmer, at least give me a hint."
Bugs grabbed a carrot from an almost seamless pocket, the way he always did. He hopped into Elmer's arms, as he actually welcomed it this time. Elmer carried Bug's around a little while, somewhat unsure where he wanted to do... what ever all he planned to do.
Finally he walked out onto a back patio which Bugs didn't even know he had. It was enclosed, so it wouldn't matter if it were to rain. He then sat on an E-Z chair, which is oversized. Bugs grabbed another carrot.
"What's up doc?"
"Well not me, not yet."
Bugs had-a pretty good idea Elmer had something sexual up his sleeve now, but he acted innocent.
"So I get to be your baby then doc?"
"Sure, if you wanna play that."
Bugs flipped himself around, so that he was facing Elmer with his legs on either side of Elmer's. Bugg's penis wasn't out, but it placed their balls almost together.
"Now bunny, lets see what you look like."
Elmer winked, and then gently rubbed his hands around the lump in Bugs's fur. Gently working out the naughty member it hid beneath it. Elmer gently grabbed it, and then rubbed it with his right hand.
"Know what, something in me says this is one of them no-no things, but I'm ignoring it."
Bugs gave Elmer a smile. Elmer pressed his left hand against Bugs's butt, pulling him upward a bit. Elmer then worked on undoing his pants, once Bugs was on a spot of Elmer's stomach which he could.
"Now slave, you will be taking what I give you in your ass."
"Then that's what'll be what's up." as in up his anus, as Bugs helped Elmer with his pants.
"Say Doc, not bad down there."
"Why thank you Bugs."
Bugs gently gripped Elmer's penis in his right paw, sending quivers through Elmer's body.
"You are very welcome Elmer... and you haven't beat me."
Elmer smiled.
"Yet.
Now Bugs, as my slave, you will stick my member into your hole."
"Yes Master."
Bugs fixed Elmer's penis so as it would be pressed against his anus. And then pressed himself to take more in, by allowing his butt to drop. Elmer groped at Bugs's balls, using his right hand to massage his balls, he used his left to wait for his penis to show itself. He worked it back out, beginning to masturbate Bugs's member with his left hand at first, but was switching off and on.
Considering the fact neither of them had grabbed lubrication, it seemed amazing that Bugs was able to take it in, but he managed.
It was still a feat though, as he could feel it going into his works, but admitting to himself, he actually in many ways wanted to try this for awhile.
"That's it bunny, get nice and hard... spit your stuff all over your master."
"Instead of chasing me with that gun, why haven't we done this sooner?" asked bugs, in the middle of grunts and groans, orgasm beginning to sweep over his body.
"Actually I have had the idea for awhile... but too often, Daffy gets in the way. By the way, I told you I would beat you today... and I am."
"Yes Elmer you did, and you certainly are beating me." Bugs grunted, picking his butt up a bit, and then letting it down, helping Elmer's orgasms. "So when actually did you have thins idea?"
Asked Bugs.
"On one of the first times you were wearing Drag."
"Really?" *grunts.
"Well yeah. When you said about Roast Duck that one time, that's actually right around the time I knew it was you, but I still played along."
"Well-then, you beat me there too, I didn't know you were faking it."
"Ohh gawds... bunny hole fe-feels so good."
"Eh? Well your hands feel good against my naughty large member."
A moment of Elmer blush.
"Ohh Bugs, Ka-kiss me."
Blushing as well as Elmer, Bugs done so.
Bugs sped up the pace for Elmer soon after, as Elmer done the same for Bugs's penis, which was now very hard in both Elmer's hands. By this point, Elmer managed to reach over to the table next to the chair, and-then placed Vaseline on his hands, to help try to get Bugs's semen to come out.
"Ohhh Elmer, I am ass cumin."
"Yeah?, lets try to get the crouch to cum too."
Bugs just nodded in orgasm, as he felt tingles in his bushy tail.
"It'll go all over you Elmer."
"Yeah and... so it goes all over me, spit it Bugs."
Said Elmer, speeding up his pace, wanting to watch Bug's cum.
"Eh, here, "Groans, " it, "More groans, and grunts, "cums."
Not long after, with a blushing face, Bugs Bunny spewed his semen all over Elmer.
"Ohhh Bugs, Mine's going ta-too."
Said Elmer, adding to Bugs Bunny's anus cum.
"Ohh Elmer, that was great!"
Bugs picked himself up, to pull Elmer's penis out of him, and then licked his cum off of Elmer.
"Ohh Bugs, that was great."
Said Elmer, as Bugs cleaned his semen off of the lonely hunter.
Now talking about this, was probably something they would never do, but unfortunately, they wouldn't have to, for others to know.
As usual, a certain individual was faaar toooo curious; As Daffy stood on the other-side of the glass, beak wide open in disbelief.
(FIN!)