Little Red Riding Hood
Once upon a time, there was this girl named Little Red Riding Hood, so named because of the red riding hooded cape she wore. She walking to her grandmother's one day, delivering a basket of goodies for her, when she decided to take a short cut through the woods, against her mother's warning. Whilst walking through the woods, she came across the big bad wolf. He was squatting behind a log. She walked up to him and said, "My, what big earsw you have." The wolf looked up and her, sniffed at her, grinned and then ran away. Red decided to go on through the woods. She came across the wolf a second, except this time he was squatting behind a rock. She marched right up to him and said, "My, what big eyes you have." The wolf growled and then ran away again. For a third time, Red came across the wolf again, except he squatting behind a patch of grass. She strutted up to him and said, "My what big teeth you have." Frustrated, the wolf yelled at her, "Will you stop it! I'm trying to take a shit, do you mind?"