#4 - Taking Dictation
#4 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits.
Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas.
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TAKING DICTATION
Imperial Sovereign Romari:"Neal, I've come up with a fantastic new product idea for our company's adult novelties line."
Imperial Assistant Neal:"What would that be, sir?"
Romari:"Flavored condoms. They'll be all the rage."
Neal:"Very good, sir. I'll have our R&D team get on it post-haste. Now we just need a name and a slogan."
Romari:"A name... How about Condom-Mints?"
Neal:"That sounds like a winner, sir."
Romari:"Hmm. Slogan...slogan... 'Melts in your mouth, not in your hand'? No, that's awful. 'They're a taste explosion'? Terrible. Ah! I know! 'Condom-Mints: For the connoisseur inside you.'"
Neal:"Well done. I'll dictate that in my notes."
Romari:"And speaking of dictation..."
Neal: *Sighs* "I'll get the lube, sir."
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