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"Why don't you ask me?" Spat whispered before striking her in the neck and knocking her unconscious. "Wow. I really didn't think that the karate chop would work that well."

"U-u-um, s-s-sir, w-w-what do y-you want m-me to d-do with her?" said Susan

"Just tie her up and put her in the wagon."

"Y-y-yes sir."

"And stop stuttering or no one will understand you."

"S-s-sorry sir."

*Sigh* "Just get to work."

"Y-y-yes sir."

"For those of you who care, I will explain. Remember back in chapter one when I found the little girl in the old ham's house? If so, continue. If not go back to the first chapter. Anyways it turns out the old guy likes to kidnap orphans and then torture them, (which explains why I found pieces of rope on the way to his house ... okay not really) and I kinda have a soft spot for orphans being one myself, so I killed him and set her free, but she insisted on being with me, (something about being indebted to me or something) so I said yeah. Needless to say she follows me around doing whatever I say without question. Pretty sweet right? Although, she is pretty shy and timid. Wait ... isn't that the same thing? Maybe I should ask som-."

"S-s-sir, I-I-I don't mean to interrupt b-but, i-if I may ask, w-who are you t-talking to?"

"Oh don't mind me, just breaking the fourth wall."

"W-w-what's that?"

"I'll tell you later. Now let's go home while the disclaimer is taken care of."

"T-the what?"

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Oh crap I forgot. Hamtaro doesn't belong to me but it does belong to Ritsuko Kawai and the Shogakukan Production Company and friends. Please support the official release... or I get sued. Oh by the way Susan is mine. Now, TO THE PLOT!!!

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"WHY DID SHE KISS ME? DOES THAT MEAN SHE LOVES ME? AND IF SHE LOVES ME THEN..." *GASP* "OH MY HAM THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS! NO!!! I'M TO YOUNG TO HAVE KIDS! (Plus I don't Laura's mom will let me have any) THIS IS THE WORST POSSI-"

"Hey Hamtaro."

"Oh hey Oxnard. What's up? "

"Walking home. I heard you shouting and I wanted to ask you why."

"Oh yeah! I was freaking out about how... um. How...um...I forget."

"Huh. Well I guess it really wasn't important after all."

"Yeah, I guess not. But I do remember something about 'getting married', and married sounds like buried, and you bury seeds. Then the seeds grow into flowers, and flowers sometimes have seeds in them and some people plant seeds on a farm, and another way to say farm is ranch. *Gasp* And Laura said she was going to give me ranch flavored sunflower seeds tonight!!! I solved the riddle!"

"Hamtaro what are you talking about?"

"Come boy wonder to the ham cave!"

"Yeah, very subtle. Also, Hamtaro..."

"Yes Oxy?"

"I lost my seed again."

"...............Fffffuuuu-"

*Later*

"Thanks for helping me find my seed Hamtaro."

"No problem Oxy. Good night."

"Good night Hamtaro."

'Hhmmm. I can't help but think I'm forgetting something important... By the way theses thingies (') when used in place of quotation indicate thoughts. Wow, this sounds really cool. Like a boss! Hehheh. Like a boss! Like a boss! Like a bo- oh hey Bran- oh wait a minute.' "There that's better. Hey Brandy!"

*Yawn*

"Good idea I should go to bed."

*One short climb later*

'Whew, made it just before Laura.' Just then she walked in and dropped her stuff on the floor and jumped on her bed.

"Hey, Hamtaro. How was your day today? Boring huh?" She said as she started changing into her pajamas.

'Yeah right! Today was awesome!' Laura then took him out of his cage and placed him on the desk. She then reached into her drawer and grabbed her journal and began to write the day's events inside. 'I got to go to a party to day and didn't get in trouble for not bringing a gift. And then I... and then I, um, I, um...... HOLY HAM HARMONY KISSED ME!!!' Just then, he jumped up and hit his head on the wall that was behind him, knocking himself unconscious and conveniently making him forget what he just remember. Laura only saw him lying down and assumed he was just tired and laid him down in his cage and went to bed.

*Meanwhile*

*Groan*"Where am I."

"You're in your happy place, with flowers and sunshine and love everywhere."

"Really?"

"Yes. Hamsters frolicking amongst the flowers all happy and joyful and singing with glee. Skipping hand in hand aaaannndd if I continue any further I'm. Going. To. Puke."

"Huh?! What's going on?! Show yourself!"

"Susan, turn on the lights please."

"Y-y-yes s-sir." *Click*

*Gasp* "SPAT!!!"

"Hi."

She tried to move but couldn't. She looked and saw that she was chained to a wall with shackles around her wrist and ankles. She scanned the room and determined that she was in a basement of some sorts.

"Pretty roomy don't cha think? Got it from old guy."

"What old guy?"

"The dead one. Hahahahaha!"

*gasp* "You monster!"

"What?! Me?! Nononononononono. You see, if your were paying attention earlier, you would know that I was the good guy that time."

"LIAR!!"

"Whatever. Anyways, we're getting off topic. Look over here if you would."

He walked over to the wall directly opposite of her and made a gesture with his paw. Hey, wait a minute.

"Spat why don't you talk the way you used to?"

"What do you mean?" As he said that a small hamster came in with a relatively large cylindrical object under a sheet. You could tell that she a little girl just by looking at her. Her fur was a brilliant white just like Harmony's except she had three long scars across her back.

"I mean why don't say 'Pfpth' or whatever it was that you used to say at the end of each sentence?"

"To much work. NOW BEHOLD!" he then ripped the sheet off the object and revealed-

"MY LOVE METER!? HOW DID YOU GET THAT?!!"

" Stole it. Duh. Now look at it and tell me if you notice anything different."

"What do you me- OH NO WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Hamtaro had filled it up after defeating Spat but now there was a portion missing, meaning that Spat had destroyed the love someone had for another.

"That was a pretty great party wasn't it. My favorite part was when you kissed Hamtaro."

"Wow. I knew you were evil put I didn't know you were a voyeur too."

"Wait what?" he started to blush "N-no, I didn't ... that's not what I..."

"Oh I see. You wanted to be me so you could relive a certain part of your past"

"T-that was one time ok!"

"S-sir, w-what are you t-talking about?"

"It's nothing!" Harmony began to snicker at his discomfort.

"S-SHUT UP!!!"

"Wait, but that doesn't explain how the meter went down because no one saw that."

"WROOOOOOONG!!! Bijou did,and she was crying like a newborn baby. It was hilarious."

"Wait, Bijou likes Hamtaro?"

*Looks at you then back to Harmony* "You know, for an angel that fights for love and all that good junk, you're kinda dense. You seriously didn't know?" Harmony shakes her head in disbelief. "Well she does and she saw you and him together. I wouldn't be surprised if she never talks to Hamtaro again...hm... actually I would be surprised. Hm, maybe I should follow up on that. Well you have fun looking at the meter while I destroy the lives of all the hamsters you call friends, especially Hamtaro. Let's go Susan."

"Y-yes sir."

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So...mmm...yeah. Chapter 2... after 2 months... Eh I got lazy, leave me alone. Ya know you don't really know how short it really is until it's been posted. And you don't realize how crappy it is until... um... ah whatever you tell me if it's crap or not. Some critiques or something cause I don't want to keep making crappy stories. Now excuse me while I play videogames.