Maxwell Okami's interview.

Story by Bergan on SoFurry

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Maxwell filled out an interview slip, and this is what it said.


Basics

  1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname? Maxwell Okami. Maxipad, wolf-boy, Max, Whitey, ( insert nickname for a gay wolf here)

  2. How old are you? When is your birthday?

  3. 6/13/2116.

  4. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic? Naturally in central hospital. Aloe in a dump of an apartment. In a sense.

  5. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.) Father: The Prophet, guardian of the Animalian race, loving; very forgiving,

Mother: Unknown.

  1. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like? Many, in a sense of the word, but in truth none, one sister-in-soul though: Lexica.

  2. What is your occupation? Monster hunter. And right hand man to the Prophet (I think, I haven't seen or heard from the old man in a while)

  3. How tall are you? How much do you weigh? 5'11". 185.

  4. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes? Blond. Green.

  5. What is your race? Furry (white wolf)

  6. To which social class do you belong? ...Don't know how to respond to that...

  7. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others? Hell yes. Possibly, I don't use mind magic.

    1. What is your style of dress? It tends to emphasize muscle, and always has a color scheme.
  8. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features? ... other than my wolfishness...(literally) only an eye shaped birth mark on my shoulder.

  9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? ...not that I know of...

  10. Are you right- or left-handed? Ambidextrous, trained myself since I can remember, to handle any situation.

  11. What does your voice sound like? Changes, depending on my mood... don't really have a way to describe my normal voice though.

  12. What kind of vocabulary do you use? In public, average to intelligent. While adventuring, intelligent.

  13. List three quirks or other defining characteristics. GAY, Charismatic, Mad. (mad men are the best geniuses.)

  14. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes? Yes. EWWWW, they're smell is too strong.

  15. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc.)? Smirk.

  16. Do you use body language? How? Yes. To emphasize a point (like hipcheacking the air...)

    1. Do you have a commonly used saying? "Shit..."

Childhood

  1. What is your earliest memory? Waking up in generic-ass clothes, looking up at a ceiling in a hospital, and being taken to a clinic to be named, then kicked to the curb. Yay! Society is an ass.

  2. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it? Finished high school. Yup, Lexica definitely helped.

  3. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill? Taught myself. Some I learned in school, but not much.

  4. How would you describe your childhood in general? Crappy. Alone is not very fun.

  5. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to help my father in his self-proclaimed job.

  6. When and with whom was your first kiss? A boy in gym class, he then screamed for help.

  7. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity? That is none of your concern. (wink wink >.O)

  8. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you? ...he doesn't count because he's not really dead.

Influences

  1. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far? Meeting Lexica, she definitely helped my state of mind.

    1. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Becoming a very powerful mage... or gaining confidence in myself.
  2. What is your greatest regret? Not being able to save my cat that day I was attacked at the age of 10.

  3. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you? When that kid screamed after I kissed him in middle school.

  4. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they? I am a big political chess piece in the upcoming war.

  5. What is the most evil thing you have ever done? I tried to resurrect my cat.

  6. When was the time you were the most frightened? See previous.

  7. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where? NOPE!! Unless other dimensions count...

Beliefs.

  1. What is your alignment? Good. But I also believe everyone has their motives

  2. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic? optimist, most of the time.

  3. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why? One god? Wow you are closed minded.

  4. Do you believe in an afterlife? Yes. Heaven and hell are what you make of it.

    1. What is your greatest fear? Necromancers, I fear them, more than death.
  5. What makes your character angry? Sad? Happy? Why? Necromancers who kill for fun, and people who threaten my friends. A death of someone close. My closest friends.

  6. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil? no, everyone is a muddled mixture

  7. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex? They are fucked up. Unitheism (uni- as in universe). I love it.

  8. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing? Unless justified, he doesn't like it, excluding the gambling. Lol.

  9. How far will you go to defend your beliefs? He will go as far as to break ones spirit.

  10. How much do you value money? Highly, but not to an idiotic extent.

  11. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do? Kill a man just for the fun of his expression.

  12. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good? Yes, but its idiotic and only for last ditch attempt.

  13. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love? Yes, but until then...

    1. Are you superstitious? to an extent, I don't let it get in the way of my decisions though.
  14. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others? Verily. It's what they believe in, so I respect that.

  15. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings? As honest as I can, unless its better for them not to know.

  16. Do you have any biases or prejudices? I have a general prejudice against Necromancers.

Dealing With Others

  1. Who is the most important person in your life, and why? So far, Lexica, I have to protect my sister-in-spirit.

  2. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why? My father, why not regard someone for being able to withstand that much psychological pian.

  3. Do you have a significant other? Who? No... but I am looking at a certain someone...

  4. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend? I make friends easily, unless they're ass holes.

  5. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex? Well, and I try my best to protect them.

  6. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex? see above

    1. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened. too many times to really tell
  7. What do you look for in a potential lover? Muscles, smarts, and cuteness.

  8. How close are you to your family? Never was able to be close to my father...

  9. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children? Possibly, yes, yes.

  10. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict? I try to avoid conflict whenever I can.

  11. Are you a listener or a talker? Talker, but I also love to listen to others stories

  12. How long does it usually take for you to trust others? Almost too quickly.

  13. Do you hold grudges? Yes, sometimes.

  14. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations? Yes, I try to take command and get as much experience as possible.

  15. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Yes, I love people.

  16. How well do you express yourself? Drawing and other art forms, or speech when I can find the words and have someone to talk to.

  17. How quickly do you judge others? Very, though without my conscious knowledge of it.

    1. Do you care what others think of you? No, I'm only trying to please myself.
  18. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy? Anti-Prophet, A clan of ninja, rebels. They all want to kill me.

Personal Taste and Opinions.

  1. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession? Sitting on the roof with Lexi. Don't really have a favorite color, but I tend to wear black a lot. Pizza *drools*. A red stone I found.

  2. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment? Manga, Anime, friendly conversation, et cetera.

  3. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not? Yuck, yes, only for show, HELL NO!

  4. How do you spend a typical Saturday night? Going clubbing, then dancing my as off, then staring at the stars with Lex.

  5. What is your most cherished fantasy? Sitting, peacefully and carelessly in a muscular man's arms, not having to worry about anything...

  6. How long is your attention span? It depends, it sucks ass if I am hyper.

  7. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny? Yes. General comedy, perverted jokes, or just my gutter minded thoughts.

    1. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what? Someone claiming I know nothing, mocking, pompous jerks.
  8. How do you deal with stress? If it's anger inducing, I punch a pillow; if it's saddening, I cry or get it out somehow

  9. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic? I always train my body as well as my mind, so guess so. I believe I could sell some of my work for quite a bit of profit.

  10. Do you like animals? Do you like children? I love animals, and want a pet badly. I also want a children, not to many though...

  11. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan? A little of both, if I don't have a plan, I improvise quickly.

  12. What are your pet peeves? Ass-holes, people with "nobler than thou" attitudes, in certain cases clothes (wink wink)

Self-Image

  1. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness? I truly don't know.... But if I can save someone's life, I will take my own in order to do it.

  2. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Some people say I am to good natured, I don't really know if that is true, but it comes up allot.

    1. Are you generally introverted or extroverted? Extroverted, I like people.
  3. Do you like yourself? Yes... why wouldn't I? Wait, did that sound conceited...

  4. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted? As routine as I can... sometimes it's a relief.

  5. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime? I want to make my father proud... I have been trying for many years

  6. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years? With a really nice guy, I hope. Possibly Leading a group against the resistance. Taking over for father...

  7. If you could choose, how would you want to die? Saving my friends, I would rather die than let them suffer, almost to a fault.

  8. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death? To be one of those who usher in a new era of peace and tranquility. And to be a good man with a great, though test-tubed, family.

  9. What three words would you use to best describe your personality? I don't know. I don't think one can place such a name for themselves like that, but it I had to, I would be "The tranquil river." It doesn't really describe me, but I like it.

    1. What three words would others probably use to describe you? This is an even worse question... "Cocky ass hole?"
  10. Why are you risking your life to adventure?

I wan't to make my father proud, *looks down smiling at his hands*.