Emo Wolf and The Enemy Neighbor
Once upon a time there was a emo wolf and it liked pie.. one day its enemy came to its house and had a pie.
Emo Wolf: OMG U GOTS PIE!!! *drools uncontrolably*
Enemy: Yes do you want it?
Emo Wolf: YESS!!!!! *jumps like a spazzed out crazk head*
Enemy: then u must say im the best in the world...
Emo Wolf: *sighs* ok YOUR THE BEST IN THE WORLD!! ... *mumbles under breath* <not!!>
Enemy: OK here ya go *hands wolf the pie*
Emo Wolf: *chomps the pie in one bite and the enemy watches and waits for an explosion cuz the pie was a bomb*
Enemy: feel any different?
Emo Wolf: Nope... wait.... wait.... wait.... wait..... wait..... wait... *farts then sniffs the fart* MMmmm cherry
Enemy: *looks at emo wolf with his mouth open* But...
Emo Wolf: WHAT IS MY BUTT GONNA GET BIG FROM THT PIE?!?!?!?!?!?
Enemy: No your butts fine... *looks at Emo Wolfs bum*
Emo Wolf: Ok well thanx for the pie!
Enemy: *leaves in disapointment* ill get emo wolf next time!!
Emo Wolf: you will get me what?!?!?!? *looks at enemy funny*
Enemy: Another pie my good neighbor... *runs away with evil smirk on face.