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Okay guys; I know the 1st one-shot wasn't quite what you expected, but I'm sure this next one will do better.

Silver: This time, our friends Edwardia and Luna have to baby-sit Edwardia's twin cousins, but will they wind up in deep trouble? Let's find out now!

1. (Babysitting)

ooo Luna's POV ooo

It all happened one Saturday evening. Edwardia and I were getting ready to go out, when her mother walked into her room.

"Edwardia, can you do me a favor tonight?" We stopped short.

"What is it, mom?" she asked.

"Your aunt Latrice wants you to look after the twins tonight while she's at bingo."

I looked up at Edwardia, who had turned pale. "Trisha and Tyra! But mom...we were going to go out with Lisa and Silver tonight...!"

Mrs. Foster frowned. "I know dear, but your father and I got called into work and we can't baby-sit; please do this for me?" she smiled pleadingly at her.

Edwardia lowered her head, knowing she had been defeated. "Oh, all right. I'll do it." She moaned.

"Thank you, Edwardia; I'm sure your friends will understand..." she said as she left, closing the door behind her.

An hour later after Edwardia's parents left, the doorbell rang at exactly 6:00. Edwardia opened the door and her aunt Latrice walked inside.

She had jet-black hair and brown eyes. She was wearing a black shirt and blue jeans. The shirt spelled out 'I LOVE BINGO!' on the front in white letters. She was carrying two baby cars seats and had two separate baby bags in her arms.

"Thank you so much for doing this, Edwardia; and I'm sorry it's at the last minute."

Edwardia smiled politely. "It's okay...I don't mind watching the twins tonight." Even though I could see right through her, I knew she was more than a bit upset that she had to baby-sit. And I don't blame her after the last time we watched them...but that's another story.

I looked to my side as her aunt Latrice placed the car seats down in the middle of the floor; she then started to give Edwardia the usual instructions on how to take care of them.

I peered into the car seats and saw Trisha and Tyra. They had brown skin and hair just like their mother and beige eyes like their father; but they also had key differences.

One was wearing a pair of Nyaromon pajamas while the other had on a pair of Viximon ones. One had a pink-sleeping cap, and the other a blue. And they both held stuffed animals matching their pajamas.

(Yeah, they may look cute now, but don't let that fool you. They're nothing but little troublemakers once they're out of their 'cages')...

I then looked and saw that aunt Latrice had left. "Well, I guess it's just us now."

"Yeah...and the little rugrats..." she frowned. "Maybe it won't be so bad..." I trailed off. Then suddenly, a really bad smell passed my nose.

"Ugh...what's that smell?"

She scrunched up her nose. "Unfortunately...I think I know..." As soon as those words left her mouth, Trisha and Tyra started crying at the tops of their lungs.

"Well, it looks like we're gonna have to change their diapers..." Edwardia shouted over their noise.

I narrowed my eyes. "What do you mean 'we'...?" I replied, my voice tightening a bit.

Edwardia picked up Tyra and cradled her in her arms. "Hey; I can't change them by myself! And besides," she said, giving me a sly smile. "you need the practice for when you and Taka have kids of your own someday..." she then left the room, leaving me with a deep crimson face and Trisha, who was once crying, had started giggling.

I turned back at her. "What are you laughing at?" I said, with a smirk on my face. She only continued her fit of giggles as I picked her up and went into the bathroom.

"Oh...MY GOD!" I screeched when I saw the load Trisha had left behind in her diaper. "Geez...how can you be so little, but then make so much!"

"Aba-abit-aba!" Trisha answered back. Of course I couldn't understand baby talk, so I just left it alone and took off my gloves as I went back to the disgusting task at hand.

"Ewww...this is so gross!" I said looking away, trying not to get anything on my neatly kept paws. But Trisha wasn't making it easy, as she was squirming all over the place. She tried to roll off the changing table, but I caught her just in time.

"Oh, no you don't!" I said, finally putting a fresh diaper on her...but not before she squirted a familiar liquid on my face...

The task was finally finished; afterwards, I carried her back to Edwardia's room where she was with Tyra.

"So...did she give you any trouble?" Edwardia asked, putting Tyra's sleeping cap back on. I scowled.

"What do you think...?" She chuckled to herself as I placed the still squirming Trisha in her car seat. Just then...

"Ba-ba!" Tyra yelled. I cocked my head.

"Huh? What's that mean?"

"BA-BA!" the little baby said repetitively. Then she began crying again. I lowered my ears, trying to block out the noise.

"Uh-oh; I think Tyra's hungry." Edwardia concluded, smiling at Tyra.

"What? How can you tell?" I asked confused. She shook her head.

"Seriously, Luna; you've a lot to learn about babies..." was her only reply as she made her way towards the kitchen. I quickly followed suit.

Moments later, we returned with two full bottles of milk, when we saw a disturbing sight...the car seats were empty...

"Uh-oh; this...can't be good!"

"No duh, Luna! They've escaped!" Edwardia started to panic.

"Don't panic, Edwardia; they couldn't have gone too far. Those two can't even walk yet."

"You're right; let's start looking for 'em." And with that, we split up and searched the house.

Ten minutes had passed, and we still hadn't found the gruesome twosome. That is, until I passed Mrs. Foster's bathroom...which had water pouring out of the crack in the door.

I opened it and my eyes bulged. "(gasp) Edwardia! You might need to take a look at this!" She quickly rushed to my side.

"What is it? Did you find-. HOLY CRAP!" we both looked on at the sight of Trisha and Tyra...and the huge mess around them.

They completely trashed the bathroom by using Mrs. Foster's expensive lipstick all over the bathroom walls and the mirror. On top of that, they had stuffed the toilet to the brim with toilet paper and they were both covered in a white powdery substance that was unfamiliar to me. And by the looks of things...they had the time of their lives.

Edwardia quickly got Tyra off the toilet seat, while I stopped Trisha from climbing the shower curtain; the curtain then fell on top of me.

Tyra and Trisha laughed their diapers off as I tried to find my way out. My paws slipped as I slid on the wet bathroom floor. Finally I was able to get the curtain off, but I lost my balance and fell in the process, sending Trisha over towards Edwardia. (Fortunately, Trisha landed in her arms).

Edwardia shook her head. "What are we going to do with you guys?" she groaned, looking at the mess. "My mom's gonna totally freak when she finds out she's out of lipstick..."

"Well, I know one thing..." I replied, regaining my balance. "First we've gotta clean up this mess. And then we'll figure out what to do with the little terrors."

But before we could clean the bathroom, they both started crying yet again, this time both of them needed to be burped. We gently patted them on their backs, but when they burped, they also threw up the lunch they had earlier that day all over us...

Three hours later, we finished in the bathroom and after we fed and cleaned them (and ourselves), we placed them back in their car seats. (This time, we made sure the bar in front of them was locked).

"There; maybe that'll keep you two out of trouble, at least for now." I looked back at them, making sure they hadn't escaped again. They were just sitting there, looking innocently, as if nothing had ever happened.

Edwardia put a disc in the DVD player and turned on the T.V. "Maybe some cartoons will keep those two quiet for a while."

The DVD then started playing an anime that was for younger kids; (I think it was called Hamtaro or something like that) and it did seem to calm them down. They just sat there watching the screen, cooing happily all the while.

Since the plan was working, we sat down on the couch to take a rest. We tried to stay awake, keeping one eye open at the babies...but out minds got the better of us and we fell asleep.

When we awoke, it was 8:45 PM; it was almost time to put the babies to sleep for the night. However, when we looked over to the car seats...

"You've gotta be kidding me!"

"They're gone again? B-but how!" I stuttered in complete shock. "The car seats were locked this time!"

"It doesn't matter. Those two are little Houdinis; one minute they're there, and the next, poof! They've disappeared! But they never go in the same room twice, so at least they're not in mom's bathroom."

"Well then, where could they be?" I inquired her. Unfortunately for us, my question was soon answered as a loud crash was heard. Edwardia and I ran in the direction of the sound and wound up in...

"MY ROOM!" Edwardia yelled. The twins had trashed Edwardia's room in nearly the same fashion as the bathroom. Books were all over the floor, papers scattered everywhere and her clothes were out of the drawers and everywhere else, including on the ceiling fan blades.

I sweatdropped. "Well, at least this time there wasn't any water to ruin anything."

Edwardia's eyebrow twitched. "There didn't have to be, Luna; they already ruined everything!" she growled between her teeth. We finally stopped the twosome before they could break anything else. They then started crying again.

"Now what's wrong?" I groaned.

"It appears they're tired, Luna." She replied, cradling Trisha in her arms. I picked up Tyra and cradled her.

'Well after nearly destroying your room, plus Mrs. Foster's bathroom, I'm not surprised.' I thought to myself.

It was now 9:30, way past the twins' bedtime. After we cleaned up the mess in Edwardia's room, we tried everything to get the twins to sleep from reading stories to them to rocking them to sleep. Even singing them every lullaby we knew, and that didn't even work.

"Edwardia, what are we gonna do? Your aunt's gonna be mad if the twins are still awake when she gets here." I said, still trying to get Tyra to sleep.

"I know; but we've tried everything we could think of and we still can't get them to sleep!" she bounced Trisha gently up and down, trying to calm her.

"What does your aunt Latrice do when she puts them to sleep?" I inquired.

"Man...why didn't I think of that sooner!" she admitted, slapping her forehead. We went back into the living room and Edwardia grabbed the baby bags. "First she gives them their pacifiers..."

I reached inside and pulled out two pacifiers, both in the same colors as their sleeping caps, handed one of them to Edwardia and we gently placed them in their mouths. After a few minutes of sucking on them, their eyes instantly began to droop.

I looked at her for more instructions. "Then she gives them their digimon dolls...and finally rubs their backs until they fall asleep."

I then looked to my side, found the Nyaromon and Viximon dolls on the floor, and gave them to the respective twins. Then after five minutes of rubbing their backs, the twosome finally drifted off to sleep, snoring softly.

"Finally..." I whispered as we gently placed them back in their car seats for the last time. We looked at them.

"You know...for little monsters, those two sure look cute when they're asleep, huh?" Edwardia smiled gently at them.

"Yeah...they may have their faults, but you can't really blame them for what they did tonight. They're just babies, after all."

Edwardia nodded. "But Edwardia, can you remind me of something later?"

She looked at me, confused. "What's that, Luna?"

"If I ever do have Taka's cubs when we're older; please remind me to stop at one, okay?"

We laughed to ourselves after that was said.

Epilogue

ooo Edwardia's POV ooo

Fifteen minutes later, aunt Latrice picked up the twins and took them home. I explained to my mom what had happened to her lipstick: she was a little mad at first, but she wasn't too hard on me, though... after remembering what had happened to me when I was a baby... Anyway, going to bed that night, Luna and I both knew that was one experience we'll always remember.

• Owari -

Silver: Now that was good!

Maliha: Yeah, much better than the first one-shot

I thought so, too. I just hope the readers think the same way we do.

Tayla: *she smirks* oh, and before we go, the next oneshot will be starring me and Maliha, so we hope you'll enjoy it, too-but until then...

All: SEE YA!