The day just gets better.....
Shit that actually happens to me, pretty much daily and things that always make me wonder and laugh.
The Daily Life of Insanity....
Me: *Walks down the hallway headed to my locker and stops as I hear my name being called by one of my oldest freinds.*
Shyann (Cheyanne): "Alex, Oh my god. I got a poem for you" *the fox spoke with a mischivious grin across her muzzle*
Me: "Yeah? What is it...?" *Has both ears perked forward at her and blinks as I stand there paused in the hallway.*
Shyann: "Okay, I heard this around the school. Where did it come from? I honestly don't know..." *Takes a breath* "Roses are red, Violets are blue. I suck at poems, now show me your tits."
Me: *blinks and looks at her a moment while she finishes the rest of the sentence and busts out laughing, but not too loud where everyone would stare at me.* "What the hell Shyann?!" *starts walking down the hall laughing and smiling.*
Shyann: *Smiles and Laughs* "See you later!"
LATER THAT DAY....
Me: *steps onto the bus and twitches ears and takes my seat at the very back and sits there lazily.*
Megan: *looks over after sitting down and blinks.* Hey.
Me: *takes an earbud out and looks at her* Hi.
Kayla ~ Lesbian: *sits a seat away from the back of the bus. Looks back at her and smiles.* Hey Alex? Can I see your purse?"
Me: *shrugs, knowing nothing valuable is in my purse and hands it over to her. Looks over at megan, her mouthing the words, "Why'd you do that?". Shrugs at her and watches from over the seat what Kayla is doing notciing she is fumbling around in something.*
Kayla: * gives it back after a few moments and has a grin on her face as She hands it to me and turns around in her seat.*
Me: *blinks and looks through my purse and perks ears as I pull out a small package* ?!?! *blushes darkly shoving it quickly back into my purse and sits there silently.*
Megan: "No way. She gave you that?!" *whispers it with ears perked*
Me: "how should I know?!" *bites my lip and sits there silently. Thinks to myself* Today has been real messed up....