Gruffy's Halloween Shenanigan

Story by Gruffy on SoFurry

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Dirk's really into Halloween.....


Hehhey!

I noticed that everyone was posting Halloween specials, and I decided, what the heck, surely I can do something with that, too, and then I decided...why not...and here we go, something small for y'all, my official Halloween contribution on SoFurry, hope you...find it interesting!

Also, about halfway through writing this I wondered whether it was as original as I thought...but a quick goggling later I found quite the few representations...so again, the truth is as dirty as the fiction. *chuckle*

That said, hope you enjoy my Halloween outing, and any comments will be more than appreciated!

Cheers!

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"Hi folks, here's the hallowed video I've been promising, and I have to say that it was fucking difficult to come up with something fun for this time, but I think you might be surprised. So, uh, alright, dudes, sorry about the picture quality, have to do this with my phone, so not exactly HD, but I'll try to do my best with this shit, so, here we go and enjoy!"

Dirk tried to smile broadly to the camera phone he was holding, flashing a big lupine grin as the naked wolf winked at his future audience. He then placed the phone carefully against the book he had set on the kitchen counter, to act as a makeshift camera support to prop it up to the right angle to film what was going on in the room. The wolf's tail wagged nervously behind him, and his belly clenched almost painfully, but the wolf, lone in the neat kitchen, knew that it was a good feeling. It was the same thrill he always got when the REC logo was on and he knew that soon, thousands of faceless furs would be seeing what the camera saw, right there...see Dirk, the wolf, getting up to no good again. He was fully nude, showing off his toned body, the shaggy grey furs and his nice muscles, as well as his cock, fully hard and to its full six inches of erection, despite his nerves. The angry red shaft bobbed in front of him as he walked over to the small round dining table that had a towel spread over it, and in the center stood a huge orange pumpkin, glistening wet with water. Dirk had rigged up the desk lamp to add extra lighting for the stage of his little one-wolf play, and everything could be seen easily by anyone soon to be watching, from the thick, full cock to the mysterious fruit standing majestically on the table.

Dirk landed a paw over the pumpkin. It's leathery surface felt slick and warm. The wolf looked at his phone, and tried smiling again, his ears flicking with renewed nervousness at the exhibitionist thrill that filled him at this very moment. When he spoke, it was loudly, to make sure that the in-built mic picked up his words.

"I've soaked this on the bath tub for an hour in hot water, so it's all warm through and through...feels nice...," Dirk put on a lusty face, and his free paw was wrapped around his cock, to give it a few slow tugs while he stroked the top of the pumpkin. "Hot...body temperature...and look here..."

He pressed down and rotated the pumpkin around, so that the specially prepared side would come to view, showing off the gaping dark hole he had carved with a big knife that was not sitting in the sink, along with the bowlful of pumpkin he had scraped out of the fruit in preparation for filming his Halloween masterpiece. He had been promising one for his viewers, ever since his popular self-suck video hit 10,000 views, and everyone was begging for more from Wolfzy69, and Dirk's exhibitionist streak could not be happier.

"Look at here dudes...look what I made for me..."

Dirk kept a tight grip over his cock, fisting himself slowly to keep his thick prick fully hard, while pushed his paw down over the slick surface of the pumpkin. Then pushed his thumb inside the gaping hole at the side, and rubbed around the slick insides, feeling out the warm flesh of the fruit he was about to debaucher in the name of porn 2.0.

"Hmmm...I dug it just deep and wide enough to fit my cock in there, but I expect some juicy slushy action when I start pounding this big boy here...squeezed some KY in here too to make it really nice and slight...fuck it already feels so nice..." Dirk rumbled and made another lusty face, his ears flicking and his tail wagging while he played with himself and the hole he had carved for himself.

"It may not be a tight asshole but it's deep and hot and feels really, really good..." Dirk made his best faces and growls while he worked himself up to a sexual frenzy, already imagining a thousand guys in their computer chairs, pawing off while watching the horny wolf resort to utter depravity to satisfy his sexual urges...and help others in that as well, by providing visual evidence.

The young wolf pulled out his finger from the pumpkin and made a show of licking and sucking on his thumb as if it was something a bit more fleshier and knottier, perhaps, and flicked his ears.

"Yumm...so tasty and juicy..." the wolf wagged his tail, "I'm gonna enjoy this a lot, guys...I'm so fucking pent up...haven't cummed in two days in preparation of this for you guys..."

Well that was a bit of a lie, but this was porn, he was allowed to say exactly what he knew his watchers wanted to hear, Dirk thought, as he caressed the sloppy pumpkin-hole that was soon going to get epically rammed with a wolf cock that was not afraid of trying out new holes. The sheer kinkiness was making Dirk's tongue loll out of his muzzle, since this was definitely the naughtiest thing he did ever since or watersports clip, and this might even surpass that in pure smutty perfection, and he could hardly wait to get to hear the reaction.

"Look at the juicy hole here...all dripping...can't wait to fuck it..."

Pre dribbled out of Dirk's cock as he worked himself over a few more times before he decided that he was as hard as he ever would get, and was ready to get into the task at paw. The panting wolf maneuvered the pumpkin over to the edge of the table and turned it again, so that he would be giving a side profile over to the camera while the fruit and its juicy hole would be perfectly positioned for sticking his thick dick inside this naughty gaping pumpkin-hole.

Taking a deep breath, Dirk stepped over and took his position, by the cheerfully colored seasonal treat, and gave another longing look at the warm hole, so brightly, perfectly yellow and dripping with lube and the natural juices of the soon to be molested fruit. The wolf's knotty cock gave a hot throb, despite the weirdness of the situation, he was so horny...getting off on the fact that he was going to be complimented for his ingenuity in finding a yet another way to get his rocks off, and in what style! Dirk grinned to himself and rubbed his body lovingly with his paws, going up and down over his pecs and nipples before traveling down his sides and then across hi belly, feeling up all the muscles he had honed in the gym, and now he was showing off everything there was to him, young, hot, wolf that he was. The self-play kept his cock fully hard, even without the held of the imaginary audience and the jutting presence of the pumpkin, standing there, stationary and unknowing of what was going to happen once the wolf got into action.

"Alright...time to go trick and treating, guys...wish me luck..." Dirk breathed out, smirking at the camera as he made a perfect show of pushing his slightly curved cock down and then shoving himself into the hole with one, slow push while gripping onto the top of the pumpkin with his paw.

There was no resistance, no gripping tailhole muscles, no plastic, no firmness of fingers around his shaft, but simply hot, warm, slick presence that surrounded him all over as soon as he pushed himself up to his knot inside the carved tunnel, dwelling deep into the warmed pumpkin that got filled up with many inches of wolf cock even faster than the knife he had used before. The fleshy walls closed around him because of the sheer girth of his cock, and it was mostly his shaft that gave way, not the flesh of the fruit, but the pressure was comfortable, rather than a deadly squeeze to turn his cock purple. It was warm and it was slick, and even if it was...just there, it felt fucking great for the horny wolf who hadn't had the pleasure of sticking his cock anywhere in a few weeks now.

Dirk's claws dug to the leathery surface of the pumpkin as he held it with both of his paws, his tail wagged, he threw his head back, and kept his cock buried in the juicy tunnel he had created, savoring the odd but fun sensation for as long as he could before the urge to start humping grew too strong.

"Ahhh, fuck...it's hot...damn...didn't know it was gonna get this hot...uhh yeah...it's tight...," Dirk's cock throbbed hard in its orange orifice, his shaft buried into the firm grip of the mushy substance filling the hard-shelled pumpkin. "...you guys gotta try this out with all those leftover pumpkins...such a hot hole..."

Dirk bit down his teeth and made the first thrusting motion, withdrawing his hard cock from its new juicy sleeve before pushing back again. The squishy sound made his ears flick quickly, followed by the hiss he made at the sensation of the pressure growing around him again, caressing wetly over his whole length buried deep in the pumpkin. His tail wagged.

"Ahh...yeah...better than pawing off..."

Dirk flashed out his teeth and let his whole body tense and flex as he held onto the pumpkin and began to slowly hump into the unyielding sloppy hole. The slow pace made the pressure seem even better on him, warm, slick, and slightly giving, as the wolf knew that his motion would be slowly pulverizing the fleshy mush surrounding his cock, squeezing it into a juicy mixture that'd soon be oozing out of his new, secret fuckhole, mixed with his own pre and lube, he hoped. His claws made marks on the pumpkin when his claws dug into it, his grip intensifying, to keep the fruit still as he thrust into the gaping, juicy pumpkinhole. Dirk was panting even if the exertion was hardly nothing yet for him, but he was feeling horny, so very damn fucking horny, and it was making him grunt even louder than was really necessary. Dirk knew that this was a show to remember, he could watch it afterwards and paw off to seeing himself acting very sexily on the video clip, drilling nice and hard into the all-natural fuckhole substitute that had taken only five minutes to make.

Whatever he'd ever read about socks and plastic bags filled with lube and slipped under a mattress, he could forget those ghetto toys, and talk about fleshlights...Dirk was slowly forgetting why he had invested on that piece of plastic, when there was such a juicy hole material available for buy at your local supermarket. It might not have been a tailhole, but it felt damn fun, especially that slurping sound that came whenever he dug his stained cock deep into the squishy borehole and then pulled out his glistening shaft, to admire it for a second before his straining flesh was pushed back into the dirty fucking sloppyhole, for his amusement. His tall gym-honed body flexed and made as good a show for the camera as well, bulging in all the right places when his nice ass propelled his hips back and forth inside the thick-shelled fruit that was now submitting to Dirk's will at a comfortable sixty thrusts per minute.

"Oh yeah...such a fucking bitch...yeah...such a big, sloppy hole...big hole...got someone's fist in there before, hole...?"

Dirk let his mind course through dirty fantasies at a breakneck speed, consulting all the porn he had ever watched, flashes and glimpses of personal experience thrown in for good measure, as he fuelled his lust. The knowledge that he was being watched ,by proxy at least, and the naughty fact that he was fucking a FUCKING HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN HE HAD BEEN TOO LAZY TO CARVE! His balls kept smacking against the shell, his tip bludgeoned into the fleshy insides and beat it into more of that mush that now stuck onto his shaft in small, sticky bits that made the air smell of pumpkin stronger than it did before. To Dirk's surprises, in his muddled mind, he realized that it was making him feel hungry, and he hoped that his belly would not start to grumble while he was having his fun.

"Yeah...yeah...such a sloppy hole...dripping with juices from a big pussy...bitch chose the trick, yeah, yeah? Here's some really tricking, bitch...balls deep...yeah...bet you didn't expect this was coming...didn't see a sexy wolf wanting to fuck you...yeah...you weren't cut for making pie from, but you're gonna get CREAMPIED alright...fucking slut..."

Dirk let the fantasy take over and simply kept pounding into the tight, squishy hole, not caring that his balls and his whole groin were now flecked with yellow bits of pumpkin clinging wetly onto his furs by the virtue of the juice that too was everywhere over his cock and now on his belly as well, as he punched his way into the mushy hole over and over again. It was not as tight as it was before, but the wet warmth was more than enough to keep him going, imagining that it was the ass of hot wolf, or a stallion, or even a bunny...a real, fluffy-tailed little bunny with a huge, messy hole...

Dirk imagined that he was on a stage with a hundred furs watching as he kept on pounding, hot and sweaty from the lights beaming down on him, everyone cheering him to go on, cocks hanging out of flies and being stroked...help thy neighbor...everyone would be staring at him and telling him to fuck harder...really breed the sloppy cunt of the bitch he was fucking with his huge wolf cock...

"Yeah...fucking yeah...yeah...take it..."

Dirk' balls ached, his knot ached from being pounded against the hard surface of the pumpkin, and runny rivers of the juice went over his thighs, almost reaching his kneel while he messily continued to thrust into the depraved hole. His heart raced and his ass flexed, driving him over and over again into the slick tunnel, mashing his way through the mutilated insides and prepared to blow his seed to add to the messiness within.

"Yeah...there we go...there we go...take that big wolf...LOOOOOOOOAD OAAHAHAHAHAAHHA YES!"

Dirk let it all rip, not keeping back any of his exclamations or the howl that rose from his throat as he threw his head back and slapped his hips almost painfully against the pumpkin, to shove himself in to the hilt just when his balls pulled up and twitched one more time. He was gone fast, shooting his sticky load into the slippery orifice and adding his creamy garnish to the pumpkin juice and mush filling the warm sleeve formed by the fruit. His continued thrusts plunged the stuff out of the hole and spread it over his crotch furs, staining them in a new mixture of cum and yellow bits of the fruity flesh, filling the air with an unspeakable scent.

"Ahhh...yeah...yeah..."

Dirk wagged his tail and enjoyed the feeling for a few precious moments more, before he started to come down from his pleasurable high, and the feeling of sloppiness grew too much to go unnoticed. He looked down and carefully pulled himself out of the hole that was leaking juice and cum everywhere, the towel was ruined with it and he was messy with it, completely stained with the weird stuff. Dirk snorted and then chuckled and scooped up some of the creamy stuff up on his fingers, and then made his way towards the camera still recording all of his antics. Dirk, panting, help up his fingers, smirked, and suckled then clean, closing his eyes in pleasure as he savored his own spunk and the juicy treat of the pumpkin juice sticking onto his fingers.

"Yumm...fucking yumm...," Dirk grinned, licking his lips and posing seductively for the camera. "And that's all about it, folks."

Dirk reached out for the camera and clicked it off.

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There we go? Any good? *chuckle* definitely the weirdest thing I ever wrote, and I've written some marginal stuff alright! Maybe it fits to the spirit of the special day of celebration, when tricks and treats come paw in paw : )

Cheers for reading, and if you got this far, don't forget to comment ,and that all votes, faves and watches will help others to find these stories to enjoy as well!

Cheerio!