I Caught God: Ch6 In Which My V Card is Threatened

Story by ServusSmith on SoFurry

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(Oh look a brief third person scene)

As they slip into a secluded side cavern, Mewtwo glances back over his shoulder. "Are you sure it is a good idea to just leave him with the girls like that?"

"Are you kidding? He'll be fine." Maiora says with a snicker. "It's not like he's gonna be raped or something."

Mewtwo doesn't seem convinced as Maiora takes him by the arm and pushes him against the cave wall, "I'm not so sure about that, Kadi is old enough to consider such a thing. And I know she has certainly dreamed it."

"With all the other girls there, she wouldn't dare. She's far too timid." Maiora giggles as she grabs Mewtwo's wrists and pins them over his head, "And what have I told you about dream watching? Especially watching something as naughty as your own daughter bedding a Riolu?"

"I stopped watching when I realized what was happening!" Mewtwo exclaims indignantly, "What sort of perverted monster do you take me for?"

Suddenly, Mewtwo finds his wrists chained to the wall and his mouth bound with a ball gag. Maiora's visage blurs and the Zoroark suddenly becomes a very womanly version of Mewtwo carrying a riding crop. She grins as she reaches down between Mewtwo's legs, and presses her impressive chest against his as she whispers in his ear, "One of the highest caliber, and all mine."

=030=

(and back to Tyler)

I hate little girly girls.

For the past couple hours the Zorua girls have all transformed into human looking girls, most of them don't look older than 13, and have been passing me back and forth like a minikeg at a spring break party.

There has been much fur brushing, claw filing, claw painting, cuddling, and petting going on. But thank the gods, or just the god damn clock, that is finally coming to an end as one by one the Zoruas fall asleep. In fact, there is only one that is still awake.

She is presumably the oldest, if her appearance is anything to go by, but she seems to actually be the shyest of the bunch. She only petted me a couple times before passing me to the next girl each time she got me. This is probably going to be my best chance at escape.

"Hey, uh..." Aw crap, I can't remember her name.

"Kadi." She replies quietly.

"Where is the bathroom?"

She smiles, "Go out the doorway there and take a left, it will be the third door on your right."

I nod, "I'll be back in a bit."

I hurry out into the hall and turn left. If it weren't for the fact that the walls, floor, and ceiling are all made of smooth stone, it would look a lot like a normal hallway in any home. I mean seriously, even the doors are simple wooden doors that would not be out of place in my own home back in the... well, not 'real world', as this is obviously real too, but my world.

I push open the door and look inside... it is in fact a very ordinary bathroom. White porcelain sink, toilet, and bathtub in a plain stone room lit by some sort of glowy bulbs that grow out of the ceiling. I wasn't lying when I said I needed to go to the bathroom. I haven't taken a shit in three days. Partially because when Palkia put me back together there was nothing in my stomach or intestines. Wait... that means... a wave of nausea washes over me and I dash for the toilet, throwing up the lid and retching violently. I spit what little comes up into the toilet and turn to the sink with a shudder. 'Waste not, want not' has never been so disgusting a principle as it is right now. I climb up on the stepstool in front of the sink and shove my head under the faucet as I turn on the cold water. After rinsing my head and face I use the water to rinse out my mouth too. With that out of the way I turn back to the toilet and my original business in here.

I size up the toilet, it looks like your standard human toilet with a back mounted water tank. I am not typical human size, I am about two and a half feet tall, which means if I'm not careful, I could actually fall into this thing. And that's not the only problem. A quick examination of my, ahem, equipment revels a troubling fact, it's very canine in appearance. For those of you unfamiliar with the nonsexual uses of the male anatomy, when you pee through a penis, you can aim the bastard so that the piss goes where it is supposed to. Canine anatomy is not nearly as convenient. The sheath angles upwards and is very much not aimable in the downward direction. If I were still out in the woods, taking a shit in a self dug latrine, this would not bother me. However, I am in_Mewtwo's house_. I doubt pissing on the floor of one of the most powerful individuals in Kanto's house is an incredibly intelligent thing to do. Never mind that he saved my fucking life.

"And I thought I was done potty training by this point." I sigh and climb up onto the toilet. I'll spare you the details and just say that the mission was a success. It was awkward as fuck, but a successful endeavor nonetheless.

I climb back up onto the stepstool and start to wash my paws as I start considering my next 'mission' getting out of here. Sure, ditching this place after Mewtwo took me in and all is a little rude, but his daughters -

BOOM!

I yelp and whirl around, but before I can see who just kicked in the door I slip on a puddle from cleaning my face earlier. I let out a yell as I fall off the stepstool and land on my back. I groan and look up to see a Lucario leaning against the doorframe with a smirk on her face. "Smooth move, cutie." She says in Kadi's voice with a snicker before she sashays into the bathroom and closes the door behind herself, locking it for good measure.

"Um, uh, Kadi? What are you doing?" I ask nervously as she picks me up and places me into the bathtub before climbing in herself.

"It's time for me to have my turn with you." she says as she pushes me down into a seated position and starts reaching down south, "I thought you might be more comfortable doing it with a girl more your type."

"Nope!" I reply kicking backwards away from her to the other end of the bathtub. "You are totally not my type! My type has boobs!"

Kadi giggles, then her figure glows red briefly and I find myself staring at a respectable pair of tits. They're still on a Lucario, buuut, "That is definitely an improvement."

Kadi grins at me as she scoots closer again. "That's the wonderful thing about Zoruas and Zoroarks; we can be everyone and everything that you've ever dreamed of doing."

I raise a paw, "For the record, seeing as I come from a purely human background, I prefer humans over pokémon; however, that is good to know."

Kadi glows again and now she is one of the most model hot women I have ever seen. All the plastic surgeons in Hollywood couldn't give a woman a body like the one I am looking at right now. Which would be great, if an odd thought didn't pop into my head, "Aren't you kinda young to be looking like that?" aaand out my mouth. I should probably work on that.

However Kadi laughs, "I'm old enough."

She crawls closer and pins me against the end of the tub with an arm as her other hand heads south once more. I don't stop her this time. The hand on my chest holding me in place feels human, so I'm guessing the rest of her will too. It may not be the best way to lose my V card, to a woman that is in actuality a pokémon, but it's not as if I have to tell the truth if asked.

I flinch as her hand grips my package, then bite my lip as she begins gently massaging it. Holy shit, that feels good. No, not good, amazing. My thoughts must be pretty visible, because Kadi chuckles, "And we're just getting started."

This has to be one of the single craziest moments in my life to date. Here in front of me is one of the hottest women I have ever seen, pinning me to the wall of a bathtub with one hand while her other massages my junk. As my little buddy emerges from its hiding place Kida begins to slide me down so that I am on my back and moves to straddle me.

I'm about to have sex with Mewtwo's daughter. Holy shit I'm about to have sex with _ MEWTWO'S _ daughter! Suddenly, I can see the red flags. I can finally hear the alarm bells. This is a really bad idea!

I curl up quickly and plant both feet firmly on Kida's hips as I kick upwards. To my surprise, Kida actually rockets upwards and slams into the ceiling. Instantly she turns back into a Zorua, but before she is even halfway back down to the tub, I'm already scrambling out and trying to unlock the door. Fortunately the lock turns on my second try, and the door handle on my first. I throw open the door and dive into the hall. I crash into the opposite wall and it hurts, running into large slabs of rock usually does, but I merely roll back to my feet and start running as fast as I can down the hall. If the waves of rage radiating from the room behind me are any indication, Kadi is either about to tie me down and fuck me senseless when she catches me, or she is going to make sure I never have the chance to fuck again.

If anybody told me that my first even somewhat sexual encounter with a female would have lead to me running for my life in the subterranean dwelling of an internationally renowned pop culture icon, I would have laughed at them. However, I also would have laughed if they told me that I would be turned into a pokémon before my first sexual encounter. Regardless, here I am, quite possibly running for my manhood in a strange place and I'm pretty sure my only hope of survival is Mewtwo himself.

"Get back here and let me screw you!" Kida shouts. That she still wants to just sex me silly as opposed to castrating me is a bit of a relief, but the risk of being Mewtwo's daughter's baby's daddy is just about as terrifying.

"Nooooo!" I shout back over my shoulder as I fly down the hall, praying that Mewtwo and Maiora are somewhere up ahead. Suddenly the sounds of Kadi chasing after me change and I glance back. Tentacles! Tentacles everywhere! I don't know how she does this transformation bullshit, but she has suddenly turned herself into a Tangrowth! Throwing what little male ego and dignity I have left aside, I scream like a little girl and try to run even faster, bouncing off walls as the hall suddenly gets a hell of a lot less straight.

I stop screaming for a moment to duck underneath a swinging vine and I hear something that sounds like muffled voices coming from up ahead. One of the voices sounds kinda like Mewtwo's. My virginity is saved! Did I actually just say that?

Regardless of how absurd things have suddenly gotten, with the intervention of Mewtwo, everything will be set straight!

I rush towards the voices I hear, "HELP! YOUR DAUGHTER IS TRYING TO RAPE MEEEEE! HELLL- the fuck?"

I screech to a halt and stare at the sight before me. "Is this some sort of bizarre birth control method?" I hear myself asking as I stare at the gender-swapped and mask wearing Mewtwo and Maiora in the middle of... you know.

"GOTCHA!"

I shriek as several tentacles wrap around me and yank me out of the doorway. I scream and claw at the ground as I am dragged backwards towards the mass of vines that is about to rape me in what may be a very, very painful way. Suddenly an icy wind blasts through the hallway and the tentacles vanish. I look up to see a very angry Mewtwo. Not Femtwo, just pissed Mewtwo and quite possibly for the first time I can actually feel the anger rolling off of him just like the icy fog that is drifting off his hands.

"I am very displeased, Kida." Mewtwo growls, "I thought we could trust you to be alone with a boy for a couple hours. It would seem we were wrong."

"But-!"

"But nothing!" Mewtwo interrupts, "Go to your room, now."

Kida turns and hurries back down the hall way and disappears into a room. I climb to my feet and brush myself off. Mewtwo sighs, "I am very sorry about that. I should have seen it coming."

I chuckle, "I certainly didn't see that coming. But I probably shouldn't have insulted your wife either."

Mewtwo chuckles, "Heh, you learn quick with her."

I raise a brow and gesture to the room where Maiora still is, "I certainly did not expect that."

Mewtwo's face visibly changes shade and he rubs the back of his neck with a chuckle, "Yeah, um, about that. I would really appreciate it if you kept what you saw under your hat."

I hold up my multicolored claws and chuckle, "Get me some nail polish remover and I'll forget I ever saw you at all."

Mewtwo smiles, "I think I can manage that."

~0~

It's the next morning when I step outside of Mewtwo's cave near Cerulean City, a belly full of food, polish free claws, and a good night's sleep behind me. Mewtwo puts a hand on my shoulder, "The road ahead of you isn't easy, and at times it may look like you have nothing left to lose, but there is happiness waiting for you at the end of it. I can promise you that."

I chuckle, "I'm sure I will find a place that I can hide away from all the trainers."

Mewtwo smiles, one of those knowing smiles that makes you wonder what the hell is going on in their heads. It could be anything I guess. Hell, since he is a psychic type he may know exactly what is going to happen to me. "You will, and it will be in the least expected of places."

I tap my forehead, "I'll keep that in mind."

"Good." Mewtwo says as he stands up and walks back into the cave. Suddenly the entire cave vanishes, replaced by a solid wall of rock. I blink in surprise, then shake myself. I've seen crazier things in recent days then a disappearing cave. I groan and shake my head as I head out into the tall grass surrounding Mt. Moon and towards somewhere where I could be free of trainers. I think I just might have a chance at making it out alive after all.