The Beauty in the Spring
So I ran into this girl, right? Huge tits on her--total dream. I couldn't get enough of the way she talked, or shook out her hair with a smile--acted totally casual about her looks, without being a complete bitch, right?
So guess what--she ACTUALLY took me out on a date, when I offered. No, I'm fuckin' serious--stop laughing. So then she says: "Got an idea where's a good place to take a dip around here--" and I'm thinkin--"You're shitting me, right babe, because between the Y and brats, and a bath with tubby in the jackin' coozie, I think I'll pass."
But honestly, she laughs then at the look on my face, and tells me she was just kidding. She knows a place we can be alone, and get totally fuckin' nekked. And I'm like--God, where has this bitch been all my life, y'know? I'm right on top of that idea... right on top.
So we get in my pickup, and she's pointing out the way to god knows-where... some place up in the hills where there's a hotspring or something, and no one goes there because of who-the-hell-knows, Lord Jeezus knows there ain't enough places to get a look at a hot bod by the water around New York, unless you like some shitty lake shore up North and you're a Canuck.
So we get there, and she's all eager to start strippin'. Wants me to get with it, in a real hurry. We're all makin' out, and having a hot time right there in front of my Ford, and then she says--looks like the *water* is fine. The water is fine. Well, that wasn't all that was fine, I'll tell you, but...
See... the thing is... when we got in, she wasn't acting normal at all. I mean, it's one thing for a girl to have the hots for ya, but this was going waaaaaay off the charts. She started doing shit I ain't never seen before, comin' down on me like an animal, goin' after my parts with her ass up against me. She honestly asked if I'd climb on her friggin back and jack off.
Well... so it wasn't all that weird at first, I guess--but that was when shit started really trippin' balls, if ya get my drift. I didn't... know what it was about her at first that seemed different--maybe she'd been a pound or two heavier than I'd thought, now she had her clothes off n' all, but then I realize--she's fuckin' preggo. I mean, seriously--how'd I miss that?! This kid is packin' a spare tire, and it looks like it's gettin' bigger every time I blink. So I'm havin' second thoughts about followin' up with this chit, and then... get this... she does the horniest, most messed up fucking thing I've ever seen...
She lays some kind of fuckin' egg! Seriously! And there's more... soon she's streamin' a load of them, the water is bubbling as she keeps pushing out these gooey globs in strings... and... and...
Lizards, man. All kinds of lizards... or... am...whatcha call it... amphibians, yeah, that's right... they're swarmin' all over us both, like it's a family reunion. I swear to God, man, I was gonna run right there--screw this crazy bitch...
...and then... ohhhhhhh man... one of those fuckers crawled right up on my dick... and started slitherin' inside my pisshole... Shit... what the hell was she doing to me? Whatever the hell it was... I couldn't stop myself whackin it' right there, damn little flippy shit up inside my man and all, doin' god knows what to my prospects with the ladies... It felt... fuckin' incredible.
I swear to god, she farted. Or maybe it was swamp gas or something, who the fuck cares, she was disgusting about it. Giggled and everything... just kept pumpin' out eggs from her cunt, and tellin' me how she wanted me to fuck them--looked like a damn lizard, she was gettin' all bright and shiny and black, red on her belly... and... aww man, what was wrong with me... it just seemed so hot... so baaaad...
I didn't... I didn't know what I was doing... I can't remember when I grew fuckin' gills, and started climbin' up on her the way she'd wanted... and _ohhhhhhh god that felt good... my cock..._it fuckin' went inside of me... It's like... my ass, and my dick both shook hands and signed off a lifetime partnership to just do business out of one workshop...
It... holy shit... she really turned into a fuckin lizard.... salamander... thing... no hair, no nothing... just... wow. Is that a tail? God that's hot... She's so smooth... I just... just want to blow my load over her...
Damnit, am I turnin' into a fucking lizard? Man it stinks... holy... whoa... man... was that me? Did I just cum? I... I feel awesome...
Alright bitch, let's make some kids. A whole fuckin' load of kids. You're my style after all, babe... Holy shit...
I'm cummin out my fuckin' ass! Can't stop, either! Hell.... I could get used to this... AHHHHHHHH YEAH!
...huff... huff... whew! Give me more of THAT shit.
Waidda' minute...
...What the hell are YOU still lookin' at? Go piss off somewhere, twerp! I'm fuckin' my wife here!