The Iceberg Bar
The "Iceberg" Bar
Jean and Jess both looked at themselves in the mirror. Both making sure they looked good and Jess adding some make-up to improve her appearance. Jean wore a black hoodie with long jeans and boots. Jess wore a cute white jacket with furry hood and cuff lings. After applying her make-up Jess smiled down at Jean and grabbed her purse. Jean helped her pack things such as her lipstick, gum, cell phone, mace, and a small thing of perfume. Jess smiled down at Jean. "You look handsome." Jean blushed at the compliment and smiled back. "And you're absolutely adorable." He giggled. "Alright smart guy, get in the purse." Jess giggled opening her purse. Jean hopped into the purse and looked up at Jess closed her purse. After gathering up her purse and keys Jess walked outside locking the door behind her and getting into her car. Soon all that could be seen was the rear lights in the distance as Jess drove off. After about twenty minutes of driving and getting through traffic Jess pulled into the parking lot of her workplace. Outside the building a large neon sign read "Iceberg" and a line of every sort of species could be seen. Jean had trouble on the drive to the "Iceberg" because it was a long a bumpy road and he now lay trapped under all of the things he helped Jess pack. "Uh hun? I am trapped..." Jean called out. The purse opened and Jessica's hand reached inside helping him out of the purse. "You ok?" She asked him. "Hehe of course." Jean smiled hopping onto her shoulder and holding on. As Jess walked pass the line of people everyone looked surprised to see a cat and mouse together without fighting. As Jess walked by the bouncers a jet of cold air blasted Jess and Jean. Jean shivered and looked around in amazement. "This is where you work?" Jean asked surprised. "Yup. If you get cold let me know and I'll put ya in my pocket." Jessica smiled. All around them lay a frozen wonderland. The walls were covered in ice and all of the furniture was made of ice. Even the bar was made of ice and in the back of the bar was a dance floor made of ice as well as a bright crystal ball made of ice. Jess walked into the back entering her number into a machine in the wall. "Well... time to start serving drinks." Jess smiled down at Jean. All Jean did was smile back and shiver. As soon as Jess got to the bar she was serving drinks in style. As people ordered drinks she would twirl the bottles and pour the drinks mixing them if needed and then sliding the drink to the customer. Jean walked along the bar looking at all the different people there were. He saw foxes, humans, cats, lions, wolfs, skunks you name it. A lot were laughing and drinking with friends and some were just sitting alone drinking their sorrows away. "Jean come back here. Don't wander too much darling. This is more then just a bar with drinks." Jess warned Jean. Jean returned to her side looking out at the bar and wondering what she meant. It didn't take long before he understood. There was a corner of the club where bigger and meaner people lurked. Jean watched as an anthro skunk picked up a human and stuffed him into her mouth. Within minutes she was swallowing the last of him and her belly moved as he struggled and kicked. The skunkette sat down and rubbed her now enormous belly. "Um... is anybody here allowed to be eaten?" jean asked feeling very small now. "No, we bartenders and you are not on the menu." Jess reassured Jean. Jean wasn't convinced and stay by her side keeping an eye on the rest of the bar. For a couple hours the bar seemed normal with an exception of Jean noticing several people who got eaten. Jess served drinks and talked to the customers who wanted to talk. Jean wasn't happy as he noticed a lot of guys flirting with her but said nothing as Jess would let them know she's happily taken. After drinking several apple juices Jean got nervous as he had to use the bathroom. "Um... Jess... Where are the privet bathrooms?" Jean asked. "What do you mean?" Jess asked curiously. "Well I have to go and I would rather use the employee bathroom." Jean told her. "Oh well.... There isn't one. We have to use the public bathroom." Jess frowned. Jean looked over to a small corner in the club where the bathrooms were. "Uh.... Ok. Be right back." Jean said as he walked to the end of the bar. "Jean, be very very careful. Try not to be seen." Jess begged him. "That's what I am good at." Jean smiled before jumping down off the bar. As soon as his tiny mouse feet hit the floor he darted toward the bathrooms. He went unnoticed as he hurried into the nearest bathroom and forced the door open. As he entered the bathroom he noticed a certain perfumed smell along with the noises of someone grunting and farting in one of the stalls. Jean ran into a stall and with all his might pushed the stall door almost closed. He looked around and unzipped himself, relieving himself. As he finished the bathroom door swung open and a girl's voice could be heard. "Oh boy.... That human is giving me quite some trouble." Jean quickly zipped up and jumped for the door so that he could climb it and leave. As he jumped the stall door swung open hitting Jean in the face and knocking him into the toilet. He felt his nose bleed and looked up as a large black and white furred butt looked over him. Jean swam for the edge of the bowl and grabbed on as he felt the butt release gas. He held on tightly realizing it was the skunk girl from earlier who ate that human. He felt a warm waterfall wash over him as she urinated on him. After several more farts Jean saw her anal ring open wide and a large brown log slowly descended. It smelled horrible and Jean gagged trying to keep quiet. Several more logs followed it along with bones. After another long and loud fart her anal ring stretched much wider and a pearly white skull plopped into the toilet. "Ahhhh...... much better." The skunkette sighed happily. She wiped and flushed the toilet, Jean holding on for dear life as more water washed over him. He pulled himself out of the toilet and immediately darted out of the bathroom into the cold bar. Jean climbed the bar shivering fiercely and soaking wet. Jess looked at him surprised. "What happened Jean?!" She asked grabbing him and drying him off. "Brrrrr..... I ended up in the girl's room and was knocked into a t-t-toilet." Jean shivered. "Ok, you're going to stay wrapped up in my pocket ok?" Jess asked as she wrapped him up in the hand towel. Jean just shook his head and shivered as she placed him in her pocket. A few hours later near the end of Jessica's shift an anthro wolf sat at her counter reeking of alcohol. "Hey babe, wanna ditch the job and head over to my place?" The wolf laughed obviously drunk. "Sorry, I need my money and you're not my type." Jess said simply drying a now clean mug. "C'mon babe, just you and me under the covers. I'll rock your world. My name is Clint." Clint smiled showing off his pearly whites. "I said no. Now order and drink or please leave." Jess told him with a sigh. Clint's eyes narrowed and he grabbed her left arm. "I wasn't asking. Now let's go." He growled pulling Jess onto the counter. The bump into the counter woke Jean and he scurried out of Jessica's pocket and onto the bar. "You ok?" jean asked Jess before noticing the wolf. "Hey! Get your grubby mitts off my angel." Jean threatened. "Oh, a little mousie. You should be good for an appetizer." Clint laughed grabbing Jean. Jess used her right hand and grabbed the mace from her purse behind the counter and sprayed the mace into Clint's eyes. Clint howled in pain and released her and Jean. "You bitch!" He screamed rubbing his eyes. "RUN!" Jean told Jess as he pushed some glass mugs into a certain position. Jess ran into the back and Clint got the mace from his eyes, his vision still abit blurry. "You! Mouse! I'll kill you!" Clint growled jumping at the counter. Jean had climbed onto the nearest mug and jumped as Clint smashed into the counter. As Clint lay behind the counter dazed Jean pushed the mugs her had positioned and they each broke on Clints head. "That should do it..." Jean sighed walking away to join Jess. Jean had gotten no further than halfway down the counter when Clint's hands grabbed Jean tightly. "My turn." He growled. Jess quickly exited the employee break room just in time to see Clint toss Jean into his mouth and swallow. She immediately ran to Clint and with all her strength punched him in the stomach. Clint fell to the floor and puked his guts out and with it Jean. Jessica quickly grabbed Jean and a mug. With all her might Jess slammed the mug onto Clint's head shattering the mug and rendering Clint unconscious. Jean coughed and shivered. "I-i-its f-f-f-freezing..." He said through chattering teeth. "Don't worry, we're going home." Jessica told him turning to leave, as they opened the door to leave she shouted. "FREE MEAL BEHIND THE COUNTER!" No one ever saw the troublemaking Clint again.