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Note: So...yeah, here's interview #7. Of two random characters that have nothing in common really...and just random weirdness from before 2007. The more I look over these, the more I just laugh rather than feel shame. Must be because it's better as it goes on or that people mention they like these. Or I could be desensitized that badly.

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~Prologue #7~ *Kazufox*: Hey, I'm back. Where's Greg?

*Isaac*: (watching T.V.) He decided to head back home.

~Meanwhile at Greg's place~

*Greg*: It's great to be back home! Back in my old room! I wonder why I hated it though? ~A green and white robot similar to Greg walks in~ *Shockwave*: So it's true you've finally decided to come out of hiding. *Greg*: Now I remember. It's great to see you too, jackass. *Shockwave*: Screw you! I wish you would've stayed gone so I could turn your room into a bathroom. I find it more fitting since you're the one that lived here Je- *Greg*: You know you it's forbidden to say my real name! *Shockwave*: Oops, my bad...'Greg'. *Greg*: Go suck cock! *Shockwave*: Your mouth is as foul as always. *Greg*: Get out before I send you to hell. *Shockwave*: Which one? The human one? *Greg*: Robot hell stupid! *Shockwave*: That's it, I'm telling Marina on you! *leaves*

*Greg*: Oh sure, go ahead and cry to big sis like you always do bitchbot! Oh screw this, I'm leaving. *packs stuff*

~Back at Kazufox's~

*Kazufox*: Okay, but recently I've had a lot on my mind. People need to know the story about Starfox 2. *Isaac*: But they already do. *Kazufox*: I mean the story of the characters like the fact that Miyu isn't a guy. *Isaac*: Well, some people already do. *Kazufox*: But I mean everyone. *ding, dong* *Isaac*: When did apartments have doorbells? *Kazufox*: Since I'm Fred's best buddy. (answers door) Armstrong? What are you doing here? *Alex Louis Armstrong*: Hello Kazufox, I'm here to pick you up for special training. It will improve your alter. *Kazufox*: But I don't need to improve my alter. It's strong enough as it is, besides I have my own training and- *Armstrong*: Oh really? (throws off shirt) I doubt your training can help your muscles become like this. (flexes and sparkles) I will teach you the secrets of the strongarm alchemy, a move that has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations. *Kazufox*: Err...no thanks. *Armstrong*: But you must, I won't take no as an answer! (puts hands on Kazufox's shoulder) You do need my help. Don't worry I've been given permission by Mustang himself to do this. *Kazufox*: Roy? Did a creepy guy in a lab coat ask you to do this? *Armstrong*: You mean Faust? He was the one to address the issue. *Kazufox thinking*: Faust...I'll get you for this! *Armstrong*: Now we must be going. In one week you will have graduated! *Kazufox*: AAAAAHH!! ~Armstrong pulls Kazufox out while he still holds onto the door and gets dragged outside~ *Kazufox*: (from outside) No! I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go! *Armstrong*: (from outside) But it's for your own good. *Kazufox*: NNOOOO!! ~Kazufox gets tossed into a car. The engine starts and drives off~ *Isaac*: *sigh* Another commercial. Better fix the door and get the laundry. ~The T.V. shows Young Link sword fighting Ganon and is losing. Young Link pulls out a bottle of milk and drinks it and becomes adult Link. Link defeats Ganon sending him to the shadows and saving Hyrule once again, then the screen shows 'Got Milk?'~

_Kazufox's interview with Caiman and Mario_

1 week later at old military base

~Inside the control room awaits a very impatient Caiman~ *???*: Sorry for the delay. *Caiman*: Well it's about time you showed up! ~The figure walks into the room and sits down at the small table Caiman is sitting at. Caiman looks at the figure in his blue military uniform~ *Caiman*: Are you okay? *???*: Am I okay? ~The figure throws off his shirt revealing his large muscles and that it turned out to be none other than Kazufox~ *Kazufox*: Look at my muscles and they will tell you! (flexes and sparkles blue) See my body? Does it look okay to you? (flexes and sparkles) *Caiman*: Uh...yeah, sure. *Kazufox*: Now for the interview. What is your name and rank soldier? (sparkles) *Caiman*: My name is Caiman and I'm Lt. Commander of the Venomian fleet. Well I was until the stupid Starfox team ruined everything! *Kazufox*: I heard you were with the Cornerian army, was this true? (sparkles) *Caiman*: I was but nobody took me seriously so I joined with Venom. However, they never took me seriously either and after Andross was destroyed, I was out of work! *Kazufox*: Who do you work for now? (sparkles)

*Caiman*: I now work for O'Donnell, I guess he finally recognized my talent and decided to let me join.

~Meanwhile in hangar~

*Leon*: Psst, Wolf! I found Kazufox's ship. *Wolf*: Good work. Hmph, look at it, a blue and silver Wolfen. Hand me the spray paint. *Panther*: Hold on. *Wolf*: What is it Panther? *Panther*: Look at the ship over there. *Leon*: Hey, doesn't that belong to that loser Leman or Rayman or something?

*Wolf*: Rayman doesn't have a ship. Change of plans, we'll mess with this one instead.

~Back at interview~

*Kazufox*: It must've been horrible to be ignored like that. (sparkles) *Caiman*: It was! I mean nobody even interviews me anymore! *Kazufox*: I thought it was because you'd nuke everyone. (sparkles) *Caiman*: Well, if they'd only listen to me then I wouldn't have to blow them up. *Kazufox*: You do realize that the only reason you were famous in the first place was because you mentioned your name. (sparkles) *Caiman*: What are you trying to say? *Kazufox*: Maybe everyone treats you so badly because they're jealous? (sparkles) *Caiman*: Of course...All this time they were jealous of me all along! Ha ha ha! I'm famous and they aren't! I'm even more famous than those boss losers in the Starfox games! I'm even more famous than those Starfox 2 characters! I'm more famous than- ~At this point Kazufox tunes out to what Caiman is saying~ *Kazufox thinking*: He's right. It's just like the green biker dude in Megaman X2. But more famous than Starfox 2!? Fay, Miyu, and Algy. The world must know, they all must know that they exist! My beautiful muscles and I must let the world know! (sparkles) *Caiman*: Hey! *Kazufox*: Hm? (sparkles) *Caiman*: You haven't been listening to a word I said! And what's with the sparkles? *Kazufox*: What sparkles? (sparkles) *Caiman*: Whatever, just do me a favor and cover those stupid muscles of yours! *Kazufox*: How dare you insult these beautiful muscles! (flexes and sparkles) Let me show you up close and personal! ~Caiman tries to run but Kazufox catches him and puts him in a headlock~ *Kazufox*: Feel my muscles. Feel them!! (flexes and sparkles) *Caiman*: Can't...breathe...*faint*

*Kazufox*: Uh oh. (lets go of Caiman) I guess my muscles were too much. (sparkles)

~Later at Fay's~

*Fay*: Don't worry Miyu, we'll get some kind of big publicity soon. *Miyu*: *sigh* I don't know. It was bad enough that I almost got arrested for putting up fliers everywhere but, it seems hopeless... *knock, knock* *Miyu*: I'll get it...(answers door) Hello? *???*: Hello, its good to see you Miyu. *Miyu*: Um...Kazufox? Is that you? ~Kazufox is at the door carrying 3 large lead blocks on his back. He puts down the blocks, throws off his shirt and starts flexing his muscles and sparkles~ *Kazufox*: Ah, what a great workout! (flexes and sparkles) *Fay*: Hey Miyu, who is it? (sees Kazufox) Wow Miyu, I didn't know you called any strippers. He's cute. *Miyu*: He's my boyfriend! *Fay*: Oh, I didn't know your boyfriend was a stripper. *Miyu*: He isn't! Kazufox, what are you doing!? ~Kazufox puts his paws on Miyu's shoulders and stares deeply into her eyes~ *Kazufox*: I'm so sorry Miyu. After the story you told me in the hospital when we first met, I realized that you and Fay have been through so much to be forced to live in the unknown shadows. It is unacceptable! (flexes and sparkles) the world will know about you, allow me to demonstrate. (sparkles) ~One of the lead blocks disintegrates to form Kazufox's Shell Shurigun. He strikes another lead block and it and in a flash of light the statue turns into solid marble as it takes form as the 'Statue of Kazufox', with a leaf covering the appropriate place~ *Kazufox*: This is a present to you Miyu. (sparkles) *Miyu*: ...o.o (drools) *Fay*: Wow...(drools) Can I have one too? *Kazufox*: But, of course. (creates another exact replica with last block) There. (sparkles) *Fay*: Could you please help me move it into my room? *Kazufox*: Why, certainly. (sparkles) ~Fay leads Kazufox, carrying a statue, to her room while Miyu is still drooling over the one in front of her~ *Kazufox*: Shall we be going? (sparkles)

*Miyu*: ... (drools and nods)

~Later at Miyu's~

*Kazufox*: (normal sate and fully dressed) I've placed the statue in your bedroom, is that alright? *Miyu*: Sure...You said that you were going to tell the world about us but the world already knows. And how were you going to do it making statues of yourself? *Kazufox*: It is quite simple. I'll use the gift handed to me by my teacher the strongarm alchemist, Armstrong, to create beautiful statues of you all over the world. *Miyu*:: Um, Kazu are you okay? *Kazufox*: Look at my beautifully sculpted muscles and they will tell you. (throws off shirt, flexes and sparkles) I will prove myself to you by having you known through the universe! People may know that you exist yet they do not really know who you are and I will make that happen! (sparkles) *Miyu*: Oh Kazufox...

*Kazufox*: Oh Miyu, I do it all for you, but first there is something I must do. (sparkles)

~1 hour later at Wendy's~

*Kazufox*: (fully clothed) He should be here soon. ~A green warp pipe appears and Mario jumps out~ *Mario*: Its-a me-a Mario! *Kazufox*: Hello Mario. *Mario*: Hey-a! I-a know-a you! You-a sent-a an army of-a angry fangirls-a after-a me! *Kazufox*: Please allow me to apologize by interviewing you. *Mario*: Well, I-a don't-a know-a. *Kazufox*: I bought you a frosty. *Mario*: Here we go!! (eats frosty) *Kazufox*: First question, as the mascot of Nintendo you must know all the information on Nintendo's upcoming games correct? *Mario*: That's-a right-a! Mr. Miyamoto doesn't-a let-a anybody else-a knows but-a me-a Mario. ~Another warp pipe appears and Luigi jumps out~ *Luigi*: That's-a bull crap lie-a Mario! You're-a the last-a person Miyamoto would ever tell-a. *Mario*: Take that-a back-a! *Luigi*: Its-a true. Mario has-a big mouth-a and-a never keeps-a secret. *Mario*: I'll-a show-a you-a! ~Mario and Luigi start fighting~ *???*: That's enough! There will be no fighting here. *Kazufox*: Ryusen? Whatever happened to McDonald's? *Ryusen*: Um...nothing, besides if I told you you'll just laugh at me. *Kazufox*: Don't worry, I won't. *Ryusen*: You see...this is my second job. Go ahead and laugh, I know you want to. *Kazufox*: What's there to laugh about? *Ryusen*: Uh...Kazufox, are you feeling all right? *crash* *Ryusen*: Grr, I said that's enough! (glows to form alter) Suis- *Kazufox*: No, let me handle this. (throws off shirt, flexes and sparkles) ~The brothers get distracted, as well as everyone else inside~ *Ryusen*: Would you keep your shirt on! *Kazufox*: My apologies Ryusen. (puts on shirt) It is hard to contain my magnificent muscles. *Ryusen thinking*: Kazufox has gotten weirder, *gasp* he...apologized? To me!? In public!? Something has happened to him, I can sense it. ~Kazufox has both brothers in a headlock with Mario on the right and Luigi on the left. The two struggle to break free~ *Kazufox*: It's no use struggling. You both should be ashamed of yourselves! You're brothers yet you fight like bitter rivals. *Mario*: He's-a just-a jealous of-a me and-a Peach. *Luigi*: Yeah, that's why I-a slept with-a her last-a night-a. *Mario*: That's-a lie-a!! *Luigi*: Go and-a ask her for yourself-a. ~Kazufox drags them outside~ *Ryusen*: I have to do something! *Sigma*: Where do you think you're going? *Ryusen*: I have to take care of something important. *Sigma*: Not until you on break, now get back to work! *Ryusen*: Yes sir. *Farley Grey*: I always knew that fast-food businesses were evil.

*Mermaid Man*: Evil? EEEVIIIIILLL!! (runs in panic)

~Meanwhile outside~

*Mario*: When are-a you gonna let us-a go-a? *Kazufox*: Well, I'm still interviewing you so wait until you're finished. Next question, why do you hate Sonic the Hedgehog? *Mario*: That-a spiky, blue-a bastard thinks he's-a so cool-a! I-a hate-a him! I-a hate-a him! I-a hate-a him so-a! *Kazufox*: But why though? *Luigi*: I can answer-a that-a. Sonic used to be-a with-a Sega when they were-a first rivals with-a Nintendo mainly with-a Mario. But even though-a Sonic and his-a friends joined Nintendo, everyone has-a gotten along with-a Sonic except-a Mario here. ~Mario sticks his tongue out at Luigi~ *Luigi*: He even-a suggested to Mr. Miyamoto to get-a rid of-a Sonic. *Mario*: That-a seedy bastard deserved it-a! *Kazufox*: That's too bad you feel that way still. What do you think about the rumors of Link being gay? *Mario*: Well I-a think he is-a- ~Every Link fangirl aim their sniper guns at Mario's nose and there are so many laser points aimed there that his nose glows red~ *Mario*: Is not-a gay! Yeah, he's not-a gay! Link is as-a straight as they-a come! Heh heh... ~Lasers shut off~ *Mario thinking*: *whew* That was-a close-a one. *Kazufox*: Last question, who do you hate more Bowser or DK? *Mario*: The-a big dumb-a monkey! *Kazufox*: I thought that since Bowser would always kidnap Peach that you would hate him more especially since he kidnapped you and Luigi. *Mario*: Well, it was-a really close to decide-a but-a it is the-a monkey. And-a being kidnapped by-a Bowser was-a Luigi's fault. *Luigi*: I-a told-a you to-a lookout for-a trouble while I-a was in the-a bathroom-a! You can't-a even guard the-a house for that-a long! *Mario*: But, there were so-a many of-a them-a. *Kazufox*: Mario, you never said why you hated DK though. *Mario*: Its-a long-a story actually. *Luigi*: I-a bet-a. *Mario*: Shut up-a! Anyways-a we were-a playing-a Mario Party 7 and-a when I-a beat-a him he-a broke-a my-a T.V.-a. I'll never forgive-a that-a smelly-a vine swinging-a bastard until he-a pays for it and-a not with-a bananas-a! *Luigi*: I-a bet you-a cheated. *Mario*: Don't mind-a him. He's-a just-a jealous that I'm in-a so many solo games-a and he-a isn't. *Luigi*: Hey, I-a did have a solo game-a! *Mario*: Where I-a appeared-a in the end-a. *Luigi*: Grr... *Mario*: Look at-a him, he's-a green with-a envy. Ah ha haa! *Luigi*: At-a least I-a can get some with-a Peach. *Mario*: That-a does it! Let-a me at-a him! ~A limo pulls up in front of the three and out steps out a guy wearing a purple fur coat and pants, silver shirt, a cane, leather boots, expensive sunglasses, a lot of rings and a Microsoft Windows logo hanging on a gold chain. It's Bill Gates if you didn't get it~ *Bill Gates*: Yo, sup foo's? *Kazufox*: Bill, you already tried the gangster routine. *Bill Gates*: Naw, I'm a pimp. I'm pissed off cause you bombed some of my cribs where I was makin Xbox 360s. That was a real bitch in my side yo! Now I get my revenge, go my bitches! ~Two robots step out of the limo, one is the infamous red Zako in the Mobile Suit Gundam series and the other is the rarely seen green Federation mobile suit, which he calls himself General Gundam~ *Zako Red*: We ain't your bitches, got it!? *General Gundam*: Well, he is but I'm not. *Zako*: Save it before I shove my bazooka so far up your tailpipe it's not even funny. *General*: You wish you could do that. *Bill Gates*: Ahem, I said go get them, now!! *Both*: Right. *Kazufox*: Before we fight I'd like to show you two what you're up against. (lets go of Mario Bros.) *Luigi*: Finally. *Mario*: About-a time. ~Kazufox throws off his shirt, again and flexes and sparkles. He grabs the bros. in the same headlock position~ *Kazufox*: Look at my muscles and tremble! With these muscles, justice will prevail! (flexes and sparkles) *Mario Bros.*: AAAAHHH-a!!! *faint* *Kazufox*: Oops. (drops the bros.) Sorry, I mistook you for the red and green over there. (sparkles) *General*: What's his problem? *Zako*: I'm guessing that people think his girlfriend is a guy and- *Kazufox*: Miyu is not a guy! (forms Shell Shurigun) Now that my interview with Mario is done, I will do what I originally came here to do. To show the world the truth of Starfox 2!! Now you will feel my wrath! (sparkles) ~The two robots charge toward Kazufox~ *Zako*: Shut up already! ~Kazufox punches Zako and his body transmutates into a block of steel, then does the same to General~ *General*: Well this sucks. *Kazufox*: Now for you Gates! You give pimps everywhere a bad name. I will restore the honor of a pimp! (sparkles) *Bill Gates*: I is the genuine article, now don't insult me or I'll pimp slap you, bitch! *Kazufox*: Shell...(propeller spins, arm splits open) Shurigun...(eyepiece locks on target, fist shines gold) BURST!! (sparkles) ~Kazufox uppercuts Bill Gates sending him flying~ *Bill Gates*: Watch the suit! (disappears as a star)

*Kazufox*: Now for the world to know the truth. (sparkles)

~Meanwhile at Kazufox's~

~Isaac watches T.V. until his watch starts beeping~ *Isaac*: Time to get going. ~Isaac gets his bag and leaves. He heads outside and drives off in his convertible. The T.V. then cuts to a news interruption with everyone's favorite news hound, okay she's husky, Angelina Scarlet~ *Scarlet*: This is Angelina Scarlet reporting live from downtown. Apparently another fox is running amuck in the city! *Muk*: Muk. Muk! *jumps on Scarlet* *Scarlet*: No, not you! Get off! *throws off Muk* *Muk*: Muk...*sniff* *Scarlet*: Anyways, this fox is turning the buildings into statues of all three Starfox 2 characters labeled 'Fay, Miyu and Algy' and some that says that they exist. If this guy never realized it we know about the missing Starfox 2 game so stop making such a big deal about it! ~Three statues appear nearby~ *Scarlet*: Look at this one "Algy, original fourth member of Starwolf replaced by Andrew." This one says "Fay, helped Starfox team beat Andross" and the last one says "Miyu, Fay's friend who also helped Starfox team" and there's a note. "Miyu is a girl. Signed, her boyfriend." *sigh* Why couldn't my boyfriend do this for me? *Cameraman*: Because you don't have one. *Scarlet*: Who asked you!? Anyways, nobody has any idea on how to stop this fox. (sees Kazufox walking by) You sir, could you describe what's going on? *Kazufox*: (fully clothed) Well you see Scarlet it's like this, the Starfox 2 characters were lost and forgotten for a long time but now they are making a comeback and will be known! I will make sure of it! *Scarlet*: Right...and how do you plan to do that? *Kazufox*: (throws off shirt) With these muscles! (flexes and sparkles) Anything else you'd like to ask me? (sparkles) *Scarlet*: Would you go out with me? *Cameraman*: Uh...Scarlet? *Scarlet*: Not now. *Cameraman*: But he- *Scarlet*: Shut up! Hey where'd he go? Good going moron! *Cameraman*: But he's been- *sigh* oh forget it. ~The green biker dude from Megaman X2 drives in the background~ *Green Biker Dude*: I'm rich beeyatch! ~The bike accidentally scraps along one of the statues damaging the bike but not the statue~ *boom* *Green Biker Dude*: Aw man...not again!

~The Green Biker Dude explodes with bike and dies...again~

~Back at the city~

~Kazufox continues flying around turning buildings into statues while Cornerian defense ships attack trying to stop him, like they can. Kazufox turns them into statues also~ *Soldier #1*: Man this sucks! *General*: Tell me about it. *Soldier #2*: Got any 5's? *Zako*: Go fish. *Kazufox*: Ah ha ha haa! All will know the truth! (sparkles) *Miyu*: Kazufox! *Kazufox*: Oh, Miyu it's good to see you. (sparkles) ~Isaac is seen nearby parking his car and goes into Wendy's~ *Miyu*: Guess what, Miyamoto finally met our demands so now Fay and I have work! But only if you stop. *Kazufox*: I'm sorry but I can't stop now. (sparkles) *Miyu*: But we have jobs now. And a possible chance of starring in a future Starfox game! *Kazufox*: I'm so happy for you, but I must make the universe know! (sparkles) *Miyu*: As much as I love what you're doing. (sees a statue of herself) And I mean I really, really, REALLY love what you're doing and...could you at least stop for a short while? *Isaac*: (walks over) Don't bother with him. *Kazufox*: Hm? Do you plan to stop me? (sparkles) ~Isaac pulls out a picture from his bag and shows it to Kazufox~ *Kazufox*: Hmm...? (looks at picture) Oh...man. That is so ******en nasty! It's so wrong! AAAAAAHHH!!! ~The sparkles disappear and Kazufox turns pale and stands lifelessly~ *Isaac*: Don't worry, he's going to be okay. *Miyu*: What is that picture anyways? *Isaac*: (puts picture in bag) You don't want to know. But how come you're not going crazy like before? *Miyu*: Cloud and my psychologist explained to me that you were a Moogle and there are no such things as walking talking teddy bears, so I'm not worried. *Isaac*: Yeah...I can work with that. *???*: I've found you! ~Caiman rides a missile toward Kazufox~ *Mario*: (wakes up) Oh what-a happened-a (sees missile) Mama mia!! *Zako*: Yes! Blow them up! Do it! *General*: You idiot, we're still here and well get blown up too. *Zako*: Oh crap. *Mario*: I-a don't-a wanna die-a!! *Luigi*: You are-a a big-a baby. *Mario*: Shut up-a! *Caiman*: You'll pay for what you did to me with your creepy muscles and for putting graffiti all over my ship! *Miyu*: Kazu? (shakes Kazufox) Kazufox wake up! Kazufox! *Isaac*: Here, this usually gets him. I've got a milkshake. ~Kazufox doesn't move~ *Isaac*: Uh oh. *Miyu*: What? *Isaac*: I predicted everything up to this point and knew what to do, but I'm missing something. *Luigi*: No-a one can predict what-a happens in an interview-a. ~Isaac gets an idea and whispers something into Miyu's ear~ *Miyu*: Are you sure? *Isaac*: Trust me. I know him well and we don't have any other choice. *Miyu*: Oh Kazu, I'll give you a kiss if you save us. ~Kazufox is still standing and Caiman is really close~ *Isaac*: And you'll get the milkshake! *Mario*: AAAAAAHH-a!! ~As everyone expects to end up in the hospital, they hear a loud clang sound and see Kazufox blocking the missile with his fist~ *Kazufox*: I'm back and ready for action! *Caiman*: I'll get you! *Kazufox*: Shell...Shurigun...BURST!! ~Kazufox's attack redirects the missile sending it flying into another direction~ *Caiman*: You'll pay for this! (disappears as a star) *Everyone*: Yay! We're alive! *Mario*: I-a wasn't scared at all-a. *Luigi*: Then how-a come you-a wet yourself-a? *Mario*: (looks down then at Luigi) I-a hate-a you so-a much-a. *Ryusen*: (in regular uniform) Okay I'm here, what's the problem? *Luigi*: You're a little-a late. *Ryusen*: ... *Kazufox*: Let's go home. (returns to normal state) ~Mario and Luigi enter a warp pipe arguing while Kazufox, Miyu and Isaac drive back to Kazufox's place leaving Ryusen there looking at the damage done~ *Ryusen*: I'm not cleaning this mess. *Zako*: Hey you! Could you help us? *Ryusen*: Didn't you guys work for Bill Gates? *Zako*: Hell yeah! *Ryusen*: I hate Bill Gates! (forms Suisun) *Zako*: Uh oh.

*General*: Dumb-ass.

~Later at Kazufox's apartment~

*Kazufox*: Well that was all fun, I get to beat up Bill Gates, two evil robots, and an insane...whatever Caiman is, as well a getting these cool muscles and a milkshake! Oh and Miyu, I get a kiss. (leans over) Right here on the cheek. *Miyu*: After everything that we've been through today you think you deserve a kiss on the cheek!? *Kazufox*: ... *Miyu*: You deserve a lot more than that. ~Miyu pulls Kazufox over and starts kissing him mouth to mouth. As the kissing goes on for a while Isaac sits on the couch reading a book until the kissing finally ends~ *Kazufox*: Wow...that was amazing... *Miyu*: I could show you a lot more. Mind if we go to your room? *Kazufox*: Uh...sure! Just a second. This is Kazufox and until next time, goodbye. ~Epilogue~

~Oh crap, hey I sleep in that bed too! *sigh* Isaac here and I'll be doing the Epilogue this time since Kazufox is...busy. Greg moved out back with his six other brothers and one sister, but then decided to move out...again and this time to cause mischief on his own. The Mario Bros. were arguing until they got home. Armstrong was sent to fix the mess in the city but went to tears because he said that it hurts him to do anything to the statues since they were a work of art. Ryusen hacked up Zako and General into tiny pieces and when Sigma saw it he gave Ryusen a promotion and a raise, looks like Vile has some tough competition. Scarlet and her Cameraman went back to their usual day jobs. Fay? I'm guessing that after she finished drooling over Kazufox's statue that she pulled out some pictures that I'm not allowed to say. Speaking of which, I can't mention the picture I showed Kazufox, here's a hint though, remember Kazufox's little dilemma with Krystal in the shower? Try picturing Katt. Bill Gates? Who knows but I have a feeling we'll find out soon enough...~

~Location: Near 'Death Lake'~

*Bill Gates*: Oh man, hey I landed next to this lake and I'm still alive! *Caiman*: Look out below! (rides missile)

*Bill Gates*: Oh crap...

~Next day at hospital~

*Bill Gates*: Hello nurses. *Tina*: Hello Mr. Gates. You nearly drowned after being blown up and you were in need of CPR. *Bill Gates*: Which one of you lucky ladies was it? *Lisa*: (shudders) Not us. *Tina*: It was the same nurse who is giving you a sponge bath. *Bill Gates*: Who's she? *Lisa*: You'll find out. (giggles) The two nurses leave and later Olga walks in on the unsuspecting Gates *Olga*: Hello! *Bill Gates*: Who da ***** are you!? *Olga*: Me be the one to give you sponge bath skinny man. *Bill Gates*: You're giving me the sponge bath? Then that means...NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (takes a breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *To Be Continued...* *Farley*: Hey! I made a guest appearance and I didn't really get to do anything! Oh well, at least nothing bad happened. ~A safe falls on Farley~ *Greg*: You just had to say something didn't you? Don't worry, I'll cry for over this loss. *sob, sob, sob* WHY!?! *sob* (blows nose) *Farley*: I'm not dead...Could you do me a favor and...get me to the nearest hospital? *faint* *Greg*: Don't worry I'll do that when I'm done but anyways, the big question is will Kazufox get laid? *Paul Wizzle*: Kazufox getting laid? Well that's a first. *Greg*: Hello Paul. *Paul Wizzle*: And you would be? *Greg*: Your mom. *Paul Wizzle*: I'm just messin with you. But I doubt Kazufox can get laid all by himself. *Greg*: Really. *Paul Wizzle*: Yeah, but not if I can help it, heh heh. (walks off) *Greg*: I'd better keep on eye on him. But first. (forms gatling arm) A visit to my dear brother Shockwave. And my pet rooster Choky. What else did you think when I told him to suck cock? He's the family pet, duh! (leaves) *Farley*: Hello? I still need some help.

*The End (of this interview)*

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