Intermission 1: Meeting Thesis

Story by Schism Tanuki on SoFurry

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#3 of That's Life


Bill: Hey, furs. I seemed to have gotten into a writer's block with That's life at the moment.

Shadow:(sadly) So, you can't tell our story?

Darkside:(defeated) Man, that sucks major league ass.

Bill: Hey, writer's blocks are temperary. I'll be writing your lives soon.

Darkside and Shadow:(happier) Cool.

Bill: But this, I guess, I'll call an intermission. When I get writer's blocks, I'll make yiffy intermissions to keep the furs happy, (he turns back to the computer) that means you guys. But I can't think of what to write about for this one.

Darkside: I have an idea.

Bill:(interested) Yeah?

Darkside: Why don't you tell the one about how you met my mom?

Bill: Hey, that sounds like a great idea.

Shadow:(turning to Darkside) Oh no, your mother?

Darkside: Hey, she's a great woman.

Bill: Yeah. Darkside never told you?

Shadow: No he didn't.

Darkside: Well, you'll get to hear it. He's told me so many times already. I already know how great my mom is.

Bill: Yeah, well you'll have to hear it once more (turning to computer) and you guys'll get to read it also. This happened to me when Darkside and I used to have fun in my bedroom when I first created him. So this was my first time with a women, I guess.

Darkside: I hope you furs enjoy it.

Bill: They will, I hope.

*Bill ends script here and types up his warning and later his story*

IMPORTANT WARNING:

If you have chosen my story, then you have agreed that you are 18 or 21 or older. But if you ain't the chosen ages, then go into your bathroom, fill up the tub, pour hotdogs into the water and get in and wipe yourself with the hotdogs like the demented kitten you are. If you are of legal age then enjoy, just don't splatter your keyboard ^.=.^ . Darkside, Snadow and Thesis are copyright by their player Bill. Don't steal them unless you like to be gummed to death.

MEETING THESIS

My mother was at work, so I had the whole house and day to myself. I sat down on my couch and sat at my computer, thinking. My fingers landed on each button like an amateur's would. 'I just love to type' I thought as my hands henpecked at the keys. I just happened to start typing a simple little story when a knock came to my front door. 'I wonder who the hell that is?' I thought as I stood up from my laptop and went to answer the door. The door was a white color with the windows blotted out and the door had a shiny, golden doorknob. I grabbed the golden doorknob and spun it to the left. The person who greeted me was a black dragon friend of mine. He had a grin on his muzzle which meant he had something on his mind, and it involved me which scared me a little.

"How's it goin' Bill?" asked Darkside with his smirk still curled.

"Great, just writing about a little story about the near future where creatures rule the world," I said with a grin, "sort of like the Planet of the Apes type story." I Thought of what he wanted from me or what he wanted me to do. Then I felt a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach, or maybe I was just hungry or something. "So, what are you doing here anyhow, Darkside?" I studdered as I asked the ebony dragon. His smile got wider and wider still. 'Oh yeah,' I thought, 'he has something in store for me.'

"Well, I told my mother about you," he said smiling.

"And?" I demanded.

"Well," he started, "she wanted to meet you, so-"

"I thought I would come over to see you," said a dark indigo dragon from behind. She was standing behind Darkside, and boy, was she hot. She had all the perfect curves of a women: hourglass figure, good muscle tones in her arms and legs, and at least 6'9" in height. She was not too skinny and not too plump; perfect. Her muzzle was shorter than Darkside's, and her claws were thicker than his. The tight jeans she wore contoured to every supple curve of her legs. Her shirt seemed ebony and real tight on her so that her bust was being pushed up and squeezed together and I could see her tight abs. Normaly dragonesses never had a bust, but some dragonesses like to have them, so they give themselves a pair, or even more than one pair, for their own pleasure. My eyes wandered down to her buttocks, which was a nice round, yet tight, sphere. I wondered how tight it was. Then my eyes went to her hair. It was a nice red color, like her son's, only longer. The hair itself hung down past her shoulders and the bangs went over her right eye a little, but just enough so she could see. My eyes wondered down to her butt again only to see her tail. Now her tail was a different story all together. The tail seemed to sway a little as she moved her hips side to side every few seconds. Her earfins were just like Darkside's, only thinner and more delicate. I didn't realize I was just staring at her. "Are you okay?" she asked with a grin, or at least I thought she wore a grin, because I was too busy eyeing her body over, and taking in the sight.

"Yeah," I said snapping out of my daze and looking back into her beautiful, golden eyes, "I just didn't think Darkside's mother would be so-"

"Sexy," said Darkside, his smile carving up his muzzle. He took the words right out of my mouth, which seemed to hang open in amazement. 'I feel like such a geek,' I thought, 'I'm surprised that my nose hasn't bled yet.' Then I felt a warm stream flow from my nose, 'I thought too soon.' I brought my hand up to wipe the warm blood from my nostral. I felt my face get hot as my embaressment levels hit their peak. "Looks like you sprung a leak," Darkside said chuckling under his breath. His mother chuckled a little also, but she didn't do it out of mockery.

"Sorry," I said, my face still red, "I was hoping that wouldn't happen."

"That's fine," said Darkside's mother still giggling, "it happens a lot. Hell, my husband got the same reaction when we first met."

"Huh," I said, "so what's your name?"

"Thesis," she said. 'Yet another interesting name,' I thought, 'and boy is she hot.'

"Anyway, she wanted to meet you, and sit and talk with you a little," said Darkside, "if that's fine with you."

"No, it's perfectly fine," I said, "please come in, you two." I gestured the two to walk in. The two followed my gesture and we all sat down in the living room. We talked a little for an hour or so.

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"It's been nice, but I gotta go," said Darkside after a while, "gotta do my job. My mom'll stick around for a bit, though, and chat with you."

"Okay," I said hesitantly, "see ya, Darkside." I had no idea what was in store for me, but I had a clue of what it might be. Darkside stood up from his seat and went to the door, disappearing through it and closing it behind him. Me and Thesis sat there for a while in the living room, not saying anything. Such an uncomfortable and awkward silence it was. It seemed to last forever untill finally, Thesis spoke.

"So," she started, "Darkside has told me all about you."

"Oh, he has?" I asked.

"Yes," she said.

"What about?" I asked. I had no idea what he told her, but I hope it wasn't some bedroom stuff. She grinned a little, as if she read my mind, word for word. She must have known about it, the way her smile stretched wider. I uncomfortably shifted in my seat.

"Oh, just some things," she said with a questionable tone. Her eyes seemed to narrow, and her grin widened and her teeth shown a little. Her teeth were sharp as knives, as I saw. She had something on her mind, and boy, she seemed to get stranger and stranger. I knew exactally what she wanted to do. I didn't want to, but wanted to at the same time. "Why don't you show me around a little, hun."

"Um, okay," I said with my voice cracking. I stood up and she did the same and I led her to my room to start the tour of my house. But she didn't want a tour, she wanted something else. I walked into my room first and flicked on the light. The light flooded the room as it shown brilliently. "This is my room," I told her. I pointed to things and explained them to her. She nodded her head as if she were listening, but she wasn't. I had my back to her as she came up behind me and put a paw on my shoulder. She turned me around and thrust her muzzle to my lips and started to snake her long tongue into my mouth and wrapped my tongue up like a mummy. Her tongue seemed to hug mine as it wrapped and squeezed hard. I tried to protest, but she was too strong and I eventually gave in. I let her have her way with my mouth. Her eyes shut first and mine followed shortly after. I moaned into her throat as her tongue continued tasting my mouth.

She wrapped her paws around my back and pulled us closer. Then my hands, as if they had a mind of their own, went around her and pulled us closer still. The embrace felt so good as her scales rubbed against my skin. Her scales were much softer than they looked. I forced her tongue back with mine, but her tongue just so happened to be a better fighter than mine. Her tongue forced mine back into my mouth with no problem. I tried and tried to get my tongue into her muzzle, but hers was too strong. Then I felt her tongue recoil a little and this gave me the chance to thrust my tongue into her muzzle.

I tasted her warm muzzle as I ran my tongue across her teeth. Her hot breath ran into my mouth, but it didn't cook my throat. Thesis' saliva tasted sweet as honey as it drizzled into my mouth and down my throat. She tasted like paradise and she thrumed more as my tongue worked her muzzle in twists and turns. That snake tongue of hers worked past mine and started to taste me and in return I moaned as it went around my teeth. Her tongue moved in circles and lapped at my inner cheeks. Again, the tongue wrapped around mine and hugged and squeezed it. The tip of my tongue stroked the top side of hers. She moaned and did the same to me, stroking my tongue with both the tips of hers.

Thesis' forked tongue licked and tasted my mouth. She ran over my teeth again and I ran mine across hers, being careful not to cut my tongue on her knife-like teeth. Her tongue wrapped around mine one last time, squeezing hard and hugging it. I tried to squeeze mine around hers, but I just couldn't. The kiss seemed to last forever, but the truth was that it lasted only about a minute or so. Her tongue recoiled from my mouth and pulled her muzzle off my lips, leaving a fish line of saliva in it's wake. I opened my eyes and saw she had hers open already, which were filled with lust. That grin of hers reappeared as she eyed my body over. I opened my mouth to say something, but she placed a claw on it to silence me. She didn't want to talk, she wanted something else and she wanted it now.

Thesis ran her paws down my stomach and stopped at my groin. I shivered with want as her paw floated there for a moment. The paw moved forward and undid my belt and opened my jeans. She slid them down and my undies were seen by the naked eye. Those sweet claws of hers came back up and slid my shirt over my head and it landed on the floor. I kicked my pants off to the side where my shirt was thrown. She laid me down on my bed and laid on top of me. Again her expert paws pulled her tight shirt off of her chest, letting her breasts flop freely from their cloth prison. She pressed her bust into my face; my face going in between her cleavage as she rubbed them up and down my cheeks. The breasts shook one time and she leaned up again to let me breathe. I happily gulped down the air that I needed and I looked deep into her golden orbs.

Sitting atop my stomach, she got hold of my hands. She pressed them against her breasts and made me squeeze them. I started to squeeze them gently and enjoying the feeling of her nipples hardening as they pressed against my palms. Thesis thrumed and moaned loudly as I squeezed and fondled her carefully and gently.

I had one of my hands pinch and squeeze one nipple and the other to grope and fondle the other breast. Thesis moaned louder as I squeezed and pinched harder and harder. Her paws moved from my hands down to her pants as she grinned down at me. Her claws were experts at removing clothing; she undid her belt and undid her pants. I slid my hands from her breasts so she could slide her pants off with ease. She slid them down and revealed a pair of scarlet panties and threw away her pants. They plopped to the carpet next to where my clothes were. That beautiful muzzle came down to my mouth and locked into me. Her tongue snaked past my lips and mummified my tongue again. My eyes closed right after hers.

I tried again to force Thesis' tongue back and was successful this time. Her tongue was overpowered as I wrestled it to the floor of her muzzle. The moans from her throat got muffled as I let my tongue work it's magic, and she was loving every moment of it, and so was I. Her fork ran across my teeth. Tasting every individual, enamal covered, bone. I ran mine across the front of her teeth, watching out for the sharp tips of every single little beauty. Her muzzle was heaven to me as I lapped up her saliva, sweet as honey. The hot breath from her lungs filled my throat, but it didn't choke me and it didn't burn. This kiss was shorter than the last, but just as passionate. She broke it and the fish line had returned, connecting my lips to her muzzle. My eyes opened and hers followed after.

Thesis' eyes were swimming in lust as she stared deeply into mine. They seemed to burrow deep into mine and I couldn't look away form her gaze, as if she had me hypnotized. I could feel a wetness growing down at my groin. 'She must be getting in the mood,' I thought as it got damper and damper. I finally realized my arousal as my boner jabbed against my undies. She felt it pulsate against her crotch and lifted her pelvis up a bit.

Thesis' cute paws went to my undies and grabbed both sides of them. She slid them down in one swift motion, and I kicked them off with my feet. With her eyes, she told me to pull off her underwear. I nodded eagarly and went to work. She pushed her breasts together as I grabbed either side of her panties. Slowly, she laid down on top of me and I slid her panties down carefully and gently. I got them only half way down, so she used her tail to slide them down all the way and the tip of her tail flicked them across the room.

I felt her sweet pre coat my cock as she laid on top. Thesis' eyes were filled with need, as the two golden orbs stared into mine. She slowly sat up and grabbed her bust again. As she squeezed them, she rubbed her slit across the underside of my shaft. My pre leaked onto my belly as she continued to slide back and forth. She moaned quietly as her "lips" stroked me gently. I felt my face get hotter and hotter as her cunt rubbed expertly. My breath escaped my lips in short gasps. Suddenly she stopped and grinned down at me. She was ready, but I wasn't sure if I was. The thing was, she wasn't letting me leave anytime soon. She lifted her lower region upwards and lined up for entry. Before I could protest, she brought the tip of my meat into her "lips".

It wasn't loose at all; quite the opposite. She felt real tight as my tip disappeared into her sweet, silky tunnel. I gasped at how tight she was, and then I felt her cunt lips squeeze me and I moaned quietly. It was pure agony as she slowly slid downward. Finally, I was inside as her inner walls hugged me tight. Her insides seemed to shift a little and change size to make me fit, or so I thought. She brought her paws down and placed them on either side of my shoulders for support and started to slowly move her groin down and up. Quietly, she exhaled as she took me in again, and I moaned softly as she went up. I lifted my hands and ran them up her waist. She moaned as my hands slowly stroked their way up and down her sides.

My hands rested atop Thesis' round ass as it bobbed along with her humping. Her moaning got a little louder as she increased her smooth movements. The velvet walls squeezed every time she went up, as if her vagina was a milkmaid's hands, milking my "udder" for all its worth. I wanted to work her a little, so my I used my hands to help me thrust into her. This caught her by surprise, but she went with it.

Now I was arching my back, as my ass lifted off my bed and pushed myself deeper inside her. My hands helped my movements as I slowly slid in and out. Thesis moaned and brought her paws back up to her breasts and fondled them. Then, without warning, I sat up and she fell back. She gasped in surprise at the sudden shift of dominance, but she went with it anyway. Her head laid off the edge of my bed as she moaned louder. I was the one who was doing the humping now.

I placed my hands on her hips to pull her towards my groin. She moaned as I thrusted into her tough, yet gentle, love tunnel. I grunted each time her cunt hugged me hard and fast. Thesis tilted her head up to look into my eyes with those beautiful, golden orbs of hers. They were half closed with lust, as her paws coiled around my back and she pulled me down to her warm body. I saw the steam roll from her snout as my thrusting continued to pick up speed.

I felt something strange as my cock slipped deep inside. A strange tickling, as if there was something inside her, rubbing the underside of my meat. The tickling sent me overboard as my moans came out more often. It made me thrust faster, to fuck her faster, wanting me to finish what I had started with. I was thrusting like a piston on crack. Whatever it was inside her, it made me go faster and faster. The thing wrapped around my member and squeezed hard. My eyes rolled to the back of my head and my mouth hung open in a silent moan; I was nearing but something held me back. I remembered the strange thing hugging my dick. It was intended to hold me, and anyone else for that matter, back.

Thesis moaned loud as I continued my pumping, and I was grunting softly with each squeeze of her second "tongue." She silenced our moaning with a deep and passionate kiss. Both her tounges worked me; the one in her mouth squeezed and hugged my tongue, while her cunt tongue did the same to my member. I felt her hot breath drown me in endless desire. I moaned into her throat, letting her taste me.

I was so near now, that my balls were bound to burst from the continuous hugging of my dick, but she never let her grip go. My thrusts were fast, her moans came out faster as my throat was flooded with her and my saliva. Her inner walls clamped down on my member; she was ready for release. She broke the kiss and groaned. Her claws dug into my back as her sweet nector leaked out from her cunt. Her second tongue let me go and I thrusted once more. I grunted hard as my cum seeped out of it's prison and filled her in. Both of the juices oozed out of her as we rode out our orgasms.

Thesis' tongue hung out of her mouth as her head laid back down onto my bed. I still was stuck in her as I laid down on her warm body. Our orgasms passed just as fast as they started. We laid together, panting hard and sweating harder. No words were said for a while. I was the first to break the silence.

"Oh God," was all I could say. Thesis just giggled below me. "Never have I felt anything like that. What was that thing, anyway?"

"It's meant to hold back the male orgasm, it's called 'turi mati,'" she said quietly. 'Must be in the draconian language,' I thought. "Which means 'vagina tongue' in dragon speak. All dragonesses have them, both for the pleasure of the male and the female."

"Too... ree... muh... tie." I sounded it out. She giggled a little at my attempt at dragon speak.

"No, too ree, muh tie," she rolled the R as she spoke.

"Too ree, muh tie," I repeated.

"Good," she giggled.

"Turi mati."

"Now, 'Dju ike a itamirut hacmann, Bill,'" she said, "which means 'You are a passionate human, Bill.'" "Itamirut can also mean 'passion,'" she said afterwards.

"Jew ike a ee-tam-eh-root dragoness, Thesis," I said with a broken tongue. She giggled again and pulled me down to kiss me. It was just a peck on the lips this time, but still filled with 'itamirut.' "So, is Darkside gonna come back and pick you up?" I asked Thesis.

"Yeah, but not tonight," she said with a smirk, "I insisted on staying the night, just to see how good you really were."

"Well, what did you think of me?" I asked.

"You were indeed worth the try, and maybe I might make you a perminant partner, other than my husband of course," she said with her grin still growing.

"It was truely an honor to be in you," I said. Thesis only giggled at my lame humor. I was never good with humor. Her smile turned to worry.

"What if your mother were to come in here now?" she asked. Honestly, I didn't think of that at all. I was just having too much fun to worry.

"Don't worry, she's out and won't be back untill tomorrow afternoon." That relaxed her, so her body relaxed a little. I slipped out of her and laid beside her. A little puddle had formed under her tail, which was gooey and smelled like chlorine.

I sat up and laid back down at the head of the bed. Thesis came up after a little while and curled her paws around my back and laid beside me and her head rested on my chest. Her thrums vibrated my chest which made me laugh a little because it tickled.

"So, it's okay if I sleep here for the night?" she asked as she yawned.

"Yeah," I yawned back, "sleep wherever you want."

"I'll sleep..." she yawned, "here."

"Fine by me," I said.

Thesis thrumed herself to sleep. I laid there awake for while, basking in the afterglow. 'She's very nice,' I thought, 'and she's very strong, she must work out.' I hoped to have for adventures with her, but for now I needed to sleep. I closed my eyes and let the Dream Express pick me up for the night.

The End... Maybe.

Bill: Well, there you have it. My mom never caught me, either.

Darkside: She never used her turi mati on me. I'll have to ask her sometime.

Shadow: You're so disgusting, Darkside.

Darkside: You already knew my mother and I did things together.

Shadow: I know, but you don't need to talk about that.

Bill: Yeah, save it for later. The furs don't really know about you and your mother yet, but they'll get the full story from me.

Darkside: Yeah, I'll let you tell it.

Bill: Anyway,(turning back to the computer) I hope you furs enjoyed this story as much as I did.

*Wink wink nudge nudge*

Shadow: Hey, Bill, why don't you play with my dragon while I watch?

Bill: Ooh yeah, rawr, I will.

Darkside: Use your mouth this time.

Bill: Yeah, I will.

*The three go off to Bill's bedroom*