The Customer is Wrong

Story by danath on SoFurry

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Livestreamed most of this while super drunk. Finished the rest off this evening. I'd forgotten about it for a couple days. Plot and characters developed by committee on the stream. We were endeavoring to come up with the filthiest, dirtiest story we could. Don't think we quite got there, but it's a good try. :D Not a great story, just some mindless paw-off material.

"Fuck you! Five hundred dollars? You're out of your God damn mind!"

Pancake sighed and closed his eyes, trying to block out the venom the small black rabbit was leveling at him. He was cute, like most rabbits, but his attitude was abysmal. It wasn't his fault the rabbit couldn't drive a clutch and destroyed his Subaru's transmission. Probably tried to impress the girls outside the clubs and ground the thing down to powder. It barely changed gears and would go out in a week or two.

The large red dragon leaned against one of the steel beams separating the garage doors of the auto shop as he stared at the rabbit. The small male kept on ranting, even threatening him with legal action if his car wasn't fixed up soon enough.

"Look," Pancake said, interrupting the annoying rabbit. "Why don't you talk to my manager about it?"

"Fine! Maybe he'll have more brains than you, you fuck!"

The hyperactive hare stalked past Pancake towards the office. The eight-foot-tall dragon shook his head and grinned as he followed along behind.

The small office was crammed full of manuals and books on all four sides. A small window on the back wall let in a sliver of sunlight. The polar bear sitting behind the desk blocked out most of it. Over seven feet tall and composed primarily of muscle and belly, he looked a little ridiculous behind his comparatively small wooden desk. He glanced up from his computer as the rabbit banged open the door and sat himself down on a black leather chair, one of two the bear kept in the office for customers.

"How can I help you?" Jim asked.

"You can help me by tell your stupid as hell employee that a clutch doesn't cost $500 to replace!" the hare shouted.

The polar bear's muzzle twitched and he leaned forward, elbows on the edge of the desk. He glanced at the dragon, who was leaning against the edge of the door.

"Pancake?"

The dragon shook his head, then smoothed out his dark blue coveralls with his paws, leaving streaks of grease and engine oil in the fabric. The eight-foot-tall reptile sighed as he nodded his head toward the main shop area.

"He burnt out the whole transmission, boss. We gotta replace the whole thing."

Jim shrugged his shoulders. "Sorry, Mr... Tyler? But if that's what my mechanic says, that's what has to be done."

"Fuck you!" the rabbit said, spittle flying from his lips. "You two are just trying to rip me off!"

Jim grinned suddenly and nodded at Pancake. The big dragon exited the room and went into the shop. The faint sound of the large rolling doors closing could be heard inside the office. Jim stood up, towering over the black-furred rabbit, and motioned outside.

"All right, Tyler. Let's take a look at your car and see what the problem is."

The polar bear sighed when he saw the hare's vehicle, a newer model of the Subaru Impreza. After a few minutes, Jim realized the whole transmission was shot - the rabbit obviously couldn't drive a stick and had destroyed it in under 30,000 miles.

"I'm afraid Pancake is right," the polar bear said, straightening up and facing the rabbit. "The transmission is shot. Completely failed."

Tyler was about to launch into a whole new round of curses, but Pancake's huge paw slipped over his muzzle, silencing him immediately. The short rabbit wriggled around angrily, but Pancake's palm more than covered his muzzle, keeping the small hare in place.

"What do you think, boss?" the red dragon asked. "Customer readjustment?"

Jim nodded. A smile formed on his large muzzle as he pulled off his black suit coat. He didn't bother sucking in his gut - his white button-up stretched around the bulge of his belly and his red tie looked fairly ridiculous laying over his massive pecs. The big bear didn't bother unbuttoning his shirt, either. He ripped it off, exposing more of his chest and his thick gut as the rabbit struggled in the dragon's paws.

"Looks like a case of customer readjustment, definitely," Jim said, his voice a low growl. He grinned at the rabbit, studying the small male's black fur. He was spotted with gray and white on the ears, the neck, and, presumably, the chest. He'd find out soon enough.

Pancake pushed Tyler forward, sending him flying into Jim's belly. The dragon pulled the straps of his coveralls over his shoulders. He didn't bother wearing a shirt underneath, so as soon as it dropped down to his knees, the huge dragon was naked. He hadn't even bothered putting on underwear today. A thick red length dangled down to his knees. The big reptile grinned toothily and stepped out of his coveralls in the dark garage, then grabbed the short rabbit when Jim pushed him back.

The polar bear quickly disrobed. A heavy sheath dangled from under his gut, fat and thick, already growing. The bear grinned at Tyler, who was getting more nervous by the moment as the realization of what the two were planning dawned on him.

"Mmph! Yummm mmfuckers... I'm gmma smmm uuuu!"

Tyler's muzzle worked furiously behind Pancake's palm, but everything he said was blessedly muffled. The dragon grinned as he nodded at the hare's deceased car.

"I've never done it on a Subaru, boss..."

Jim's thick black cock squeezed out of his exposed sheath before he answered. The rabbit's eyes went wide as he saw the huge length and his wriggling increased.

"Sounds good to me... let's teach this fucker to be more polite, huh, Pancake?"

The big red dragon grinned happily as he dragged the squirming rabbit over to his car. The hood flexed as the dragon shoved the rabbit over it, then roughly tore the male's pants down, exposing a slim rump. Jim took care of the front, ripping off Tyler's shirt and pawing at his chest. The rabbit wriggled around furiously, eyes blazing as the two larger, stronger males manhandled him over the hood of the car.

The polar bear's sheath pressed into the back of Tyler's head as Pancake gripped the male's ankles. For a few moments, Tyler could shout all he wanted about suing and the Better Business Bureau. His ranting cut off when Jim gripped his cock and rubbed it over the male's lips. Tyler clamped them shut and glared angrily, but Jim just grinned and pinched the hare's nostrils shut.

Pancake dragged Tyler's rump over the hood of the car, until he was laid out on his backside across the dark blue hood. He leaned forward and used a paw to guide his tip against the small male's rump.

Tyler froze at the feel of the dragon's cock, then wriggled furiously. Jim had to grab his wrists while Pancake kept his ankles spread.

The muscular polar bear laughed as he pulled both of Tyler's wrists up into the air in one paw, then used his other paw to yank the arrogant rabbit's head fur down. The bear's thick cock laid across Tyler's muzzle, already dripping thick pre-cum.

Pancake let out a grunt as he stroked his cock with his hand, massaging his erection while keeping the tip just under the black-furred rabbit's wisp of a tail. The dragon's body flexed as he grew harder and harder, more aroused by the moment as the hare wriggled around.

"I love customer readjustments," Jim sighed happily. His large paw pinched closed Tyler's nostrils. After a minute or so, when the rabbit had to take a breath, the polar bear used his paw to stuff the head of his thick black shaft down the rabbit's muzzle. The hare jerked his body back and forth, trying to get free, but the two males had a firm grip on him.

Jim pumped his hips forward roughly, stuffing his shaft down the rabbit's throat. He was too thick for Tyler to even try to bite - his cock stretched the hare's muzzle wide.

Pancake shuddered eagerly as he felt the rabbit's thighs clench around his tip. The dragon's belly went taut, outlining every ridge of his six-pack as he pushed forward, keeping the throbbing head of his cock firmly under the rabbit's tail. Thick pre-cum pulsed out in waves, which he eagerly smeared around, getting the hare's tail hole lubed up.

Tyler's eyes bugged out when he felt the true thickness of the dragon's erection. The fat dark red head stretched his tail hole and made him grunt around the cock stuffed down his muzzle. He humped at the hood of the car, making the metal flex.

"Oh, yeah... whatever you're doing to this fucker's ass, keep it up!" Jim growled.

The bear's thick gut pressed over Tyler's face, blocking out his eyes as he humped heavily forward, grinding his shaft in until the bunny was squirming and gagging. Only then did the polar bear relent and pulled out, leaving just his fat tip.

Pancake pushed forward slowly, grinding his tip past Tyler's tight ring. The bunny's rump dimpled inwards before the huge dragon's maleness penetrated. Tyler's back flexed and he let out a huge moan as Pancake's fingers dug into his round rump and hauled him backwards, impaling him thoroughly. Tyler's legs stretched straight out to the sides as the dragon's claws dug into the bunny's fleshy hips.

"Wanna meet in the middle?" Pancake asked between grunts.

The big polar bear smiled and dug his claws into the back of Tyler's head, between the rabbit's ears.

"Sounds good to me."

Both males thrust forward together. Tyler's belly and neck bulged with cock as the two much larger males went to work on his small black-furred body. The bear let out a moan of pleasure and leaned backwards, thighs pressing against the side of the car. He brought his other paw forward and clutched at Tyler's muzzle with both hands, dragging the rabbit even deeper onto his shaft. Tyler's eyes squeezed shut, tears pouring from them, as he struggled vainly in the grasp of the two horny males.

Pancake's hips jerked back and forth roughly. Thick cum soaked the hood of the car as it dribbled constantly out of Tyler's ass. The red dragon's scaled thighs pounded twin dents into the side of the car as he ground forward over and over, stretching the bunny's butt hugely.

On the other side of the car, the muscular polar bear did just as much damage, not only to the car but to the impolite rabbit. He flexed his cock inside Tyler's throat, moaning again as the male swallowed tightly, unable to help himself.

"Oh, that's good, right there," Jim gasped. "But I got a good idea..."

Jim pulled out of the rabbit's muzzle, leaving him gagging and coughing on the copious pre-cum he'd pumped in. Drool and seed dripped from the black-furred male's blunt mouth as his claws scraped over the hood, leaving scratches in the paint.

The polar bear moved to the front of the hood. Pancake followed suit, dragging the still-impaled bunny with him. Tyler groaned hugely as he was turned over. Pancake's cock twisted inside of him, then he was on his backside, chest heaving.

"Hey, look at that," Pancake said, motioning to the hare's crotch. "I think he likes it."

Jim laughed as he moved in to stand next to Pancake. His fat cock slid over Tyler's belly, just to the side of the rabbit's jerking cock.

"Then he's gonna love this..."

Pancake draped an arm over the polar bear's shoulders as he pulled out a bit. Jim slid one of his paws around the base of Pancake's shaft and gave it a good few squeezes, getting a moan from the muscular dragon. He used his other paw to nudge his cockhead up under Pancake's.

"What are you... oh, God, no!" Tyler cried out.

Jim thrust in heavily, shoving his tip into the rabbit's already over-stretched tail hole. The bunny squirmed and kicked, body vibrating and rolling over the hood of the car as the dragon and polar bear both pushed in. Pancake pulled back first, then pumped in as Jim pulled back. Their rhythm quickly established, both large males let out twin moans of lust as their cocks were squeezed hard against each other inside the rabbit's hugely stretched body.

Tyler clutched at his stomach, back arched. He could feel the bulge of their cocks under his paws as they alternated pumping in.

"I think this customer has been successfully readjusted," Jim pronounced.

The dragon's body flexed, displaying cords of muscle under his smooth scales. He grinned at Jim and shook his head.

"Not just yet... I think we oughta give him the deluxe package."

Jim's muzzle split into a grin. "Count of three?"

"Wha... what's... the deluxe package?" Tyler gasped, body shaking and quivering.

"Three!" Jim and Pancake said at once.

The polar bear and dragon shoved forward hard at once, grinding their cocks into the bunny together. The rabbit squealed and his cock erupted in a spray of cum that arced over his head and splattered the windshield. Jim and Pancake moaned with satisfaction. The dragon's fingers squeezed Jim's shoulder tightly as warning, but the polar bear was already there.

Two massive simultaneous blasts of cum powered into Tyler's body. The slim rabbit's belly jumped in size; even more flooded out his ass, between the gaps at the edges of the two cocks, and drizzled out over the hood. Thick white spunk got into the grill and dripped into the edges of the hood.

"Oh, man, I love readjusting customers," Jim growled.

"I hear that, boss."

The dragon pulled out first. Tyler's ass snapped around Jim's cock when he got all the way out. The polar bear's paw reached down and stroked it quickly, milking out a few thick strands that splashed over the slim rabbit's chest, adding to the mess already there.

Tyler shuddered and panted, barely moving after getting such a pounding. Jim enjoyed his ass for a few more minutes, then pulled out himself. The dragon and bear wiped their spent shafts off on the black fur of the rabbit's legs, leaving him even messier.

A river of seed drained from the rabbit's over-filled rump. The flow increased when Jim picked him up by the scruff of his neck, dragged him off the dented, cum-soaked hood, and, after pulling open the driver's side door, thrust the rabbit into the seat.

"Now get the fuck out of here, and don't come back till you can ask us to fix your car nicely!" Jim growled.

"Or if you want another readjustment," Pancake added.

The torn-up clutch barely responded as Tyler quickly put the car in gear, though he was obviously out of it and almost backed into the wall next to the garage's sliding door after it opened.

Jim and Pancake both laughed as the rabbit's face screwed up inside the car - the engine was quickly getting hot enough to burn up the cum that dripped inside and the fluid in the grill was getting sucked into the air conditioning. The entire car would smell like dragon and bear cum for months no matter how much scent neutralizers the rabbit used.

Jim hitched up his pants and didn't bother with his shirt, though his red tie hung down over his broad, furry chest and huge muscle gut.

"I'll be in the office," he said. "Over-under on when the bunny comes back?"

Pancake grinned as he pulled his overall straps over his shoulders and shrugged. "Two days?"

"Make it three."

"Long as I get the under."

"I think we'll both be getting plenty of under out of that one!"

FIN