The Ideal Furry

Story by photino on SoFurry

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The Ideal Furry

The ideal furry...

-doesn't resent the human race

-doesn't depict "anthros" as the pinnacle of purity and overall good-guyness

  • accepts all forms of criticism no matter how harsh

  • honestly tries to improve their work

  • tries to finish their commissions on time

  • keeps their sexual fantasies to their selves. Seriously, no one needs to know what you find sexy.

-creates furry art for reasons other than sexual release

  • is respectful of other people's points of view

  • doesn't call everyone who disagrees with him a "troll". You hear that Duke Otterland?

  • uses proper spelling and grammar. It's not that hard

  • doesn't respond to trolls. That's exactly what they want you to do

  • doesn't act like an idiot and call it "insanity". I'm talking to you InSane Reynard.

  • doesn't use Aspergers/Autism/ ADHD/whatever as an excuse for their bad behavior

  • thinks that having sex with animals is cruel, disgusting, and very, very wrong.

  • doesn't steal art

  • doesn't consider incest or rape "sexy"

-knows that gray wolves are not in danger of extinction

-doesn't wear diapers at age 25

  • is disgusted by scat, watersports, or snuff

  • knows that the only difference between cub porn and child porn is the fur

  • doesn't mutilate the Japanese language.

  • doesn't trace other people's art and call it "original"

-doesn't outright murder my childhood

  • doesn't have sex in a fursuit

  • puts their heart and soul into their work

    • isn't 40 years old and still lives in their mother's basement
    • doesn't make their fursona perfect.
    • doesn't take the fandom too seriously
    • doesn't have sex with a stuffed toy

-acts his age

Basically, the ideal furry is a decent human being who likes to pretend that they're an animal. A little weird, but otherwise a nice guy.

If you don't have most of these qualities, then you seriously need to rethink your life.